The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

looking beer which tasted

[Gerald]

good in the heat

[Jimbuna]

all bitter and ghastly

[u crank]

and quickly recycled for

[Reece]

Vendor's use, he then

[Rockstar]

sold it to BossMark

[TarJak]

for a princely sum

[Kaye T. Bai]

of one thousand and

[Reece]

ninety dollars, he was

[TarJak]

chuffed to bits with

[Reece]

his swill, even bathed

[BossMark]

with it, then it

[TarJak]

consumed his private parts

[U570]

in a public phenomenon

[Reece]

, the people pointed and

[TarJak]

laughed at the small

[Reece]

appendage, embarrassed, BossMark crawled

[TarJak]

back into his hole

[U570]

where he made love

[TarJak]

to Mrs Palmer's five

[Reece]

daughters, even this was

[TarJak]

causing friction burns to

[Reece]

the palms requiring a

[Jimbuna]

lot of hand actions

[BossMark]

helped by Reece who

[Kaye T. Bai]

made crumpets and tea

[Reece]

whilst watching BossMark playing

[u crank]

a left-handed monkey wrench

[Reece]

it was horrifying and

[u crank]

the monkey ran away

[Reece]

. BossMark lashed out at

[BossMark]

a Tory who was

[Reece]

stirring him up, it

[Jimbuna]

was a strange sight

[U570]

because the Tory only

[THE_MASK]

felt like a nazi

[TarJak]

kebab, which were hard

[Jimbuna]

to swallow when toasted

[Reece]

especially with a soggy

[Jimbuna]

bag of sherbert seaweed

[TarJak]

encrusted barbed wire roll.

[Jimbuna]

on an octopus' naval

[TarJak]

patrol, near Jimbuna's house

[Jimbuna]

in the outer limits

[BossMark]

of Toon land which

[Reece]

sent Jim over the

[TarJak]

wire to his secret

[Reece]

hole where he played

[TarJak]

gin rummy with BossMark

[U570]

and his lovely sister.

[THE_MASK]

why the full stop

[Reece]

exclaimed Sober, this makes

[U570]

him loathe this sister

[TarJak]

hood of subsim girlies

[U570]

which never existed in

[TarJak]

U570's tiny mind, but

[U570]

it was the same

[Reece]

for TarJak who declared

[TarJak]

his loyalty to King

[Reece]

Kong, going so far

[BossMark]

that he got lost

[TarJak]

along his merry way

[Jimbuna]

alongside his merry men

[BossMark]

which included Reece and

[Gerald]

the little dwarfs now

[Reece]

biting BossMark's knee caps

[BossMark]

then running to TarJak

[Jimbuna]

for some moral support

[U570]

because those dwarfs bite.

[Reece]

SpaceX recruited Jim to

[TarJak]

chew through the cables

[Reece]

only hours before launch,

[Jimbuna]

of the first submarine

[BossMark]

which looked in a

[Jimbuna]

sorry state of repair

[u crank]

as beer leaked from

[Jimbuna]

the old horse shoe

[Reece]

, but the countdown began

[TarJak]

then ended with a

[BossMark]

rather a drunk Reece

[Jimbuna]

walking around in circles

[U570]

having three more beers

[Jimbuna]

than the village eedjit

[TarJak]

who only had one

[Jimbuna]

boot and a sock

[Reece]

called BossMark came to

[Gerald]

admits there are too

[U570]

many people in Slovenia.

[Reece]

so birth control was

[TarJak]

repealed, so more could

[Gerald]

born with beer and

[U570]

a few salty chips

[Reece]

then a massive orgy

[U570]

that included Jim and

[Rockstar]

several hundred spider monkeys

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[U570]

that starred on the

[Reece]

radio began to act

[BossMark]

awful that even Reece

[Rockstar]

wanted his money back

[U570]

because he actually paid

[TarJak]

for his beer with

[nikimcbee]

Reece in Tarjak's love

[Jimbuna]

nest secret money box

[BossMark]

which Mcbee was going

[Jimbuna]

to crow bar open

[nikimcbee]

and give all of

[U570]

it to his wife

[Reece]

BossMark who appreciated it

[Rockstar]

by dressing in lingerie

[nikimcbee]

that he found in

[Reece]

Niki's bedroom drawer, later

[U570]

he decided to open

[BossMark]

a bottle of beer

[Reece]

and have a smoke

[TarJak]

filled room that spins

[U570]

round and round until

[BossMark]

Reece falls over in

[U570]

a pile of steamy poo.

[Jimbuna]

. The local dog shelter

[nikimcbee]

had a love ferret

[BossMark]

that U570 wanted to

[Jimbuna]

mate with his hamster

[nikimcbee]

that he found in

[Jimbuna]

an old smelly welly

[nikimcbee]

named kelly. The rhyme

[Rockstar]

came to a screeching

[U570]

halt when Rockstar started

[u crank]

a tupperware party with

[Reece]

U570 as the hostess

[u crank]

and Rockstar parking cars

[Reece]

, Niki attended to and

[BossMark]

showed his skills on

[U570]

selling those plastic horrors

[Reece]

, U570 bought a dozen

[Rockstar]

and melted them down

[BossMark]

and sold them to

[Reece]

a sucker, yes Jim!

[Rockstar]

He gave them away

[TarJak]

to children at schools

[Herr-Berbunch]

if they'd show him

[nikimcbee]

how to use a

[Herr-Berbunch]

theremin to play StarTrek

[BossMark]

and be Captain Kirk

[Jimbuna]

chasing after mr sulu

[Gerald]

says Kirk. At this

[BossMark]

made Spock very angry

[Rockstar]

that he pinched Jim's

[Reece]

tush and winked, Jim

[BossMark]

was not happy that

[U570]

this made him frisky

[Herr-Berbunch]

and only Scotty was

[BossMark]

happy because U570 was

[Jimbuna]

sitting in his lap

[Rockstar]

with nothing on but

[Jimbuna]

a pink silk ribbon

[BossMark]

which was tied around

[Rockstar]

his tiny jimmy hat

[U570]

and his wonderful top

[Reece]

-less hairy chest that

[BossMark]

looked rather odd because

[Reece]

the hair was long

[U570]

and rather annoyingly fragile

[Reece]

especially when permed with

[Jimbuna]

some very hot wax

[U570]

which degrades the wax's

[Jimbuna]

sense of depraved humour

[U570]

. Jim's chest hairs began

[TarJak]

in Newcastle and ended

[Rockstar]

just outside of Albuquerque

[Jimbuna]

just south of Jarrow

[TarJak]

where the strange fruit

[Reece]

sprouted from the follicles

[TarJak]

around his nether regions

[Herr-Berbunch]

, again, south of Jarrow,

[BossMark]

then onto Sunderland which

[Jimbuna]

was a terrible area

[BossMark]

because all the mackems

[Jimbuna]

were a sorry bunch

[TarJak]

of haemorroids behind his

[U570]

hunched back. This poor

[Jimbuna]

sad tale of woe

[TarJak]

begotten sailors, condemned to

[u crank]

sailing their rubber duck

[Jimbuna]

in an acid bath

[Reece]

and playing with their

[TarJak]

toenail clippings with their

[U570]

feet with athletes foot

[BossMark]

which got very sore

[TarJak]

backsides when monkeys spanked

[U570]

Bossmark and TarJak. This

[TarJak]

disturbing turn of events

[Herr-Berbunch]

to turn on TarJak

[TarJak]

by oral stimulation, was

[U570]

succeeding in every way

[Reece]

, arousing BossMark making him

[U570]

fall victim to this

[TarJak]

seductive beast known as

[Jimbuna]

Sweet Sally from Sydney

[Reece]

having a man's body

[u crank]

, quite repulsive it was

[Reece]

but not to U570,

[TarJak]

whose penchant for pecadillos

[u crank]

combined with poor taste

[Fubar2Niner]

found Sweet Sally's body

[Jimbuna]

quite a tempting delicacy

[BossMark]

even though it was

[u crank]

somewhat hairy and large

[Jimbuna]

like an overweight hampster

[U570]

but with less teeth.

[TarJak]

The remaining teeth clenched

[U570]

into something like this
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[Reece]

made it irresistible, causing

[U570]

much jealousy from bogans

[Reece]

like TarJak who really

[U570]

loved his commodores and

[Herr-Berbunch]

Lionel Ritchie's solo hits

[Reece]

, that's sad! maybe if

[BossMark]

things had been different

[U570]

he might've had class

[Reece]

but instead he has

[U570]

not. This twelve year

[TarJak]

old twit that posts

[BossMark]

anywhere that he wants

[nikimcbee]

to have love:o. Jim's

[BossMark]

seen the light, and

[nikimcbee]

sold his collection to

[Jimbuna]

the only person who

[nikimcbee]

would pay cash for

[Jimbuna]

a second hand lollipop

[nikimcbee]

that Steed started to:o

[Jimbuna]

lick with forked tongue

[nikimcbee]

the curry sauce off

[Jimbuna]

the frogs warted back

[nikimcbee]

that hopped into Reece's

[Jimbuna]

bed every bed time

[nikimcbee]

during Tarjak's story reading

[U570]

at eight thirty and

[nikimcbee]

every fifteen minutes after

[TarJak]

masticate before rubbing it

[Herr-Berbunch]

with a chamois leather

[Reece]

now that is kinky

[nikimcbee]

thing that Steed did

[Rockstar]

try to hide from

[Reece]

Jim but failed, Jim

[BossMark]

found him hiding in

[U570]

Oscar's The Grouch's rubbish

[Reece]

, grabbing him by the

[U570]

ear and took him

[Herr-Berbunch]

for a romantic meal

[U570]

down at the Italiano