The Four Word Story Game

[Eichhörnchen]

Adolf Hitler's trousers were

[Jimbuna]

reportedly purchased from Oxfam

[Eichhörnchen]

in Berchtesgaden, along with

[Jimbuna]

a rubber suspender belt

[Eichhörnchen]

(a gift for Josef

[Jimbuna]

Stalin, a ticking bomb

[Eichhörnchen]

and an exploding cigar).

[Jimbuna]

Someone was once quoted

[The Enigma]

"What's up doc?"

[Jimbuna]

to a deaf nurse

[The Enigma]

who could read lips

[u crank]

but not minds so

[The Enigma]

the nurse became desperate

[BossMark]

for a good old

[Jimbuna]

seeing to by the

[Fubar2Niner]

local but limbless chiropractor

[Jimbuna]

king of the swingers

[Eichhörnchen]

who couldn't stay on

[Fubar2Niner]

top of old smokey

[Harvs]

all covered in snot

[Eichhörnchen]

I lost my true

[The Enigma]

appetite for eating kippers

[Jimbuna]

in a bubble bath

[The Enigma]

while covered with shampoo

[Jimbuna]

and plastic light bulbs

[Harvs]

where the sun don't

[Eichhörnchen]

shine on Harvey Moon

[The Enigma]

will grow nothing but

[Jimbuna]

a head of hair

[Harvs]

on his beer, then

[Eichhörnchen]

massage it into his

[Jimbuna]

fish and chip supper

[Eichhörnchen]

(which included mushy peas

[Jimbuna]

from a nearby swamp

[jacobston]

infested with green monsters

[Jimbuna]

and yellow spotted zebras

[jacobston]

who are all friends

[Eichhörnchen]

of dangerous Dave Skittle).

[Harvs]

why is he dangerous?

[Jimbuna]

asked the wee doormouse

[Eichhörnchen]

"Because he's a nutter",

[The Enigma]

said the crazy horse

[Eichhörnchen]

"And he eats people"

[Harvs]

with strange exotic diseases

[The Enigma]

replied the old farmer

[BossMark]

who was worried about

[Harvs]

his talking sheep informing

[Jimbuna]

wearing a Batman outfit

[The Enigma]

while driving around in

[Jimbuna]

a horse and cart

[Harvs]

faster than any Mazda

[Jimbuna]

or bolt of lightning

[Harvs]

but not my Landcruiser

[Jimbuna]

with the furry dice

[Harvs]

and Vaas bobblehead nodding

[Jimbuna]

at every passing stranger

[The Enigma]

taking pictures of Piccadilly

[Eichhörnchen]

which rhymes with piccalilli.

[Harvs]

its getting rather silly

[Eichhörnchen]

(tried ending it there)

[Aktungbby]

And it will: willi-nilli!:rotfl2:

[The Enigma]

A new story begins

[Harvs]

with the first word

[Aktungbby]

LET there be light!

[Eichhörnchen]

Himmler looked at his

[Harvs]

Schnauzer "villie" and commented

[The Enigma]

Achtung Villie, let's go

[Eichhörnchen]

und visit Uncle Adi,

[BossMark]

who was playing his

[Harvs]

wolves of the pacific

[Jimbuna]

meets the big lebowski

[Harvs]

dvd Goebbels lent him

[Jimbuna]

a fruity wine gum

[The Enigma]

after chewing on it

[Fubar2Niner]

Ahh a nice Chianti

[BossMark]

which is worn by

[The Enigma]

nobody because it's impossible

[Jimbuna]

to do the impossible

[The Enigma]

. Movies like Mission Impossible

[Fubar2Niner]

Mission Very Highly Unlikely

[The Enigma]

can become possible if

[Harvs]

the impossible becomes possible

[Fubar2Niner]

Improbable, tho interesting theory

[Harvs]

but not very practical

[Eichhörnchen]

for soothing your haemorrhoids.

[Jimbuna]

When I look back

[Fubar2Niner]

I see my bottom

[The Enigma]

No more, no less

[Eichhörnchen]

and that same bottom

[The Enigma]

looked back to you

[Eichhörnchen]

and pleaded to be

[Fubar2Niner]

a king bee baby

[The Enigma]

and thus collecting honey

[Harvs]

for coating the piles

[BossMark]

which caused great pain

[The Enigma]

and agony for the

[Eichhörnchen]

big hairy bum crack

[Harvs]

and an evil eye

[Aktungbby]

asking, will I dream?

[Fubar2Niner]

Hark!..... A pistol shot!

[Eichhörnchen]

"No... Hitler's lighting farts"

[Jimbuna]

are at it again

[Fubar2Niner]

,damn, there goes another

[BossMark]

one down the hatch

[Harvs]

,another one please barman

[Eichhörnchen]

and don't spare the

[Harvs]

Gerbils, and one for

[Eichhörnchen]

the road, afore ye

[Jimbuna]

fall off that donkey

[BossMark]

while pissed, as it

[Jimbuna]

started to rain heavily

[Fubar2Niner]

and lightning struck his

[Jimbuna]

ass a nasty blow

[Eichhörnchen]

causing a sudden explosion

[Fubar2Niner]

resulting in donkey doo

[Jimbuna]

on the cabbage patch

[Harvs]

doll in his backpack

[Eichhörnchen]

and filling his socks,

[Harvs]

with two feet of

[Eichhörnchen]

hot, sticky, foul smelling

[Jimbuna]

salami and a kilo

[Harvs]

class submarine sized pile

[Eichhörnchen]

of eye wateringly putrid

[Jimbuna]

soup garnered from traumatised

[The Enigma]

shrimps cooked by Bernard

[BossMark]

the bull dog, who

[jacobston]

works at Burger King

[Eichhörnchen]

(cleaning out the toilets).

[Harvs]

By wagging his tail

[u crank]

Pluto order a beer

[Harvs]

,time to get goofy

[BossMark]

a large Vodka and

[Eichhörnchen]

slip him a Mickey

[Harvs]

before Minnie gets back

[Eichhörnchen]

from Mouse Of Frasier

[Jimbuna]

. Time was well spent

[Harvs]

refining plans for the

[Eichhörnchen]

Fuhrer's fancy dress party

[Jimbuna]

down at the creche

[Harvs]

where only the best

[Eichhörnchen]

behaviour vould be tolerated!

[Harvs]

and anything else will

[Jimbuna]

earn a gold star

[Harvs]

made from chocolate wrappers

[Jimbuna]

and candy lollipop sticks

[Harvs]

,sucked so they adhere

[Eichhörnchen]

securely to the buttocks

[Jimbuna]

of a bronze statue

[Harvs]

in the proctologists office

[Eichhörnchen]

(of Doctor Pierce Plopsocket)

[Jimbuna]

master of the klingon

[Eichhörnchen]

and the dangle-berry

[Jimbuna]

toasted sandwich often savoured

[Eichhörnchen]

in the Australian Outback

[Harvs]

by sunburnt pommy tourists

[BossMark]

who where on the

[Eichhörnchen]

flight to somewhere nice

[Jimbuna]

and warm this winter

[Eichhörnchen]

but developed engine trouble

[Jimbuna]

near the back passage

[Eichhörnchen]

so had to land

[BossMark]

in Jim's back garden

[Jimbuna]

that Louie was guarding

[Harvs]

with a sharp stick

[Jimbuna]

and a loaded mushroom

[BossMark]

which exploded in a

[Harvs]

cloud of noxious vapour

[Jimbuna]

from failed Aussie batsmen

[BossMark]

who can not bat

[Jimbuna]

as well as England

[BossMark]

so they lost the

[Eichhörnchen]

Ashes and depart in

[Jimbuna]

a rather embarrassing manner

[Eichhörnchen]

back home to the

[Jimbuna]

penal colony down under

[Eichhörnchen]

where men romance their

[Harvs]

beer and meat pies

[Eichhörnchen]

and sheep and kangaroos

[Harvs]

together make wooly jumpers

[Eichhörnchen]

teeming with crab lice

[Jimbuna]

and the drop bear

[Eichhörnchen]

gazes at the moon

[Jimbuna]

through rose tinted glasses

[Eichhörnchen]

then selects a victim

[Jimbuna]

from the Yellow Pages

[Eichhörnchen]

living in Noonamah, Darwin

[Jimbuna]

back end of beyond

[Eichhörnchen]

where men love sheep

[Jimbuna]

and women love beer

[BossMark]

to drink while doing

[Eichhörnchen]

unspeakable things to their

[Jimbuna]

hair and false eyelashes

[BossMark]

while washing the dishes

[Jimbuna]

with a house brick

[Reece]

in Reece's back yard

[Eichhörnchen]

where men love sheep

[BossMark]

made of out of

[Jimbuna]

a more understandable comprehension

[u crank]

of birds and bees

[Eichhörnchen]

understood only by the

[Reece]

warped minds on Subsim

[BossMark]

forums, posting things about

[Reece]

awful smelling big red

[Harvs]

steaming piles of rancid

[Eichhörnchen]

stuff, which only Harvs

[BossMark]

could drink and do

[Harvs]

another straight after it

[Reece]

followed by a dose

[Jimbuna]

of the hard stuff

[Eichhörnchen]

(probably sheep-dip) which

[Harvs]

tastes great with crackers

[Reece]

and does wonders for

[Harvs]

cost price, pensioners discount

[Reece]

if your left leg

[Jimbuna]

is wet and smelly

[Reece]

after stepping into that

[BossMark]

horrid pint of fosters

[Harvs]

, ohh the shame of

[Reece]

it seeing Jim stooping

[Jimbuna]

for a better view

[Reece]

of BossMark's huge pair

[Jimbuna]

of flea ridden underpants

[Aktungbby]

Swiped from Victoria's Secret

[u crank]

down under collection found

[Reece]

under u-crank's bed where

[u crank]

danger lurked and little

[Aktungbby]

ankle grabbing goblins awaited

[Reece]

for Dowly to place

[BossMark]

his stash of hidden

[Eichhörnchen]

Bongo mags and DVDs.

[Reece]

The next day a

[u crank]

couple of SubSimmers went

[BossMark]

for drink of beer

[Cybermat47]

with Yoda and his

[Reece]

sidekick Cybermat47, they all

[Jimbuna]

deeply loved each other

[Aktungbby]

but trusted the force

[Jimbuna]

of a liquid laxative

[Cybermat47]

to save them from

[BossMark]

Reece who was about

[Reece]

to kiss BossMark who

[Aktungbby]

ordered Hamm's all 'round

[Jimbuna]

for those tasteless people

[Reece]

who get their kicks

[Aktungbby]

puckering up in pubs

[Reece]

waiting for a nice

[BossMark]

blonde to buy a

[Reece]

leather whip that Jim

[BossMark]

wanted for his collection

[Jimbuna]

of post-WWII Brit aircraft