The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

.Soon we all go

[Jimbuna]

to the happy farm

[Rockstar]

where life is beautiful

[Jimbuna]

and sheep aren't worried

[Rockstar]

because they are drugged

[Reece]

so Jim can grab

[Jimbuna]

a hot toasted sandwich

[Reece]

with choice lamb strips

[TarJak]

marinated with the juices

[Jimbuna]

from a lesser-spotted gibbering

[Reece]

drooling, smelly clown like

[Jimbuna]

place name here '____'

[Gerald]

Three words here, great :o

[Reece]

, '____' decided to eat

[Gerald]

.Have you bathed today Reece? (5 Words)

[Reece]

no, i did last month! (5 words)

[BossMark]

thought something smelt bad :D

[Gerald]

,smells like old cheese :doh:

[BossMark]

which even surprised Reece

[Gerald]

but, Reece are happy

[BossMark]

with the entire thing

[Gerald]

,provides learning and development

[BossMark]

to all the community

[Reece]

and a lesson to learn...

[Gerald]

.This quest was marked

[Reece]

by a tom cat

[Gerald]

,repeats everything you say :o

[Jimbuna]

so no change there

[BossMark]

so all we can

[Jimbuna]

do is consider locking

[BossMark]

them up and throwing

[Jimbuna]

the dice once more

[Gerald]

in casino bid,for

[Jimbuna]

a new gaming licence

[BossMark]

so that they can

[Jimbuna]

deal a crooked hand

[Gerald]

as I can remember.

[Jimbuna]

The next one up

[Gerald]

is to face a

[Jimbuna]

big bad ban hammer

[Gerald]

should, strike these hard

[Reece]

people like Vendor and

[Flaxpants]

Ghengis Khan, those devious

[Reece]

types deserve to be

[Flaxpants]

ass-whipped outside the

[Reece]

local pub for all

[danasan]

who want to be

[Reece]

in on the whipping

[TarJak]

boy's deflowering by mobs

[Fish In The Water]

should sign up now.

[Jimbuna]

Where do I sign?

[Flaxpants]

On the dotted line

[Jimbuna]

A front row seat?

[BossMark]

for the best view

[Jimbuna]

of a magnificent site

[Reece]

Reece stars as the

[Jimbuna]

effeminate one eyed eunuch

[BossMark]

with a bad limp

[Jimbuna]

that held him up

[Gerald]

since it was impossible

[BossMark]

to run very fast

[Jimbuna]

to compensate for Vendor

[Rockstar]

and chew bubble gum

(wow ya'all are moving along pretty fast)

[Gerald]

and kick some to

[Reece]

Jim who also enjoyed

[nikimcbee]

Aussie midgets dressed as

[BossMark]

choirboys with rather large

[nikimcbee]

goiters. Reece watched Jim

[Gerald]

Deacon play a youth

[BossMark]

at tiddlywinks which he

[nikimcbee]

lost to the indian

[Gerald]

mdanja,and then play

[BossMark]

cricket which India are

[nikimcbee]

number one! The Indian

[Gerald]

fans had gathered at

[BossMark]

The Oval to see

[nikimcbee]

the bamster play golf

[Gerald]

,and eat cheeseburgers while

[BossMark]

waiting to see if

[nikimcbee]

the vacation to end

[Gerald]

opportunity to make an

[BossMark]

a very large cake

[nikimcbee]

to celebrate Jim's annual

[Gerald]

,and join the brew

[nikimcbee]

that contained pickle juice.

[BossMark]

Along with Vodka and

[Gerald]

loads of alcohol and

[nikimcbee]

lutefisk with curry sauce

[Gerald]

,not a good mix :doh:

[nikimcbee]

But Geordies love that

[BossMark]

as they have it

[Gerald]

so easy, almost a

[Jimbuna]

whole load more spam

[BossMark]

,egg and chips with

[Jimbuna]

a few more slices

[BossMark]

of bread and butter

[Jimbuna]

pudding for the dessert

[BossMark]

.Then after all that

[Jimbuna]

football and result cheering

[nikimcbee]

for the Indian cricket

[Jimbuna]

with a 4-0 win

[Rockstar]

which will not last

[nikimcbee]

because of Jim's love

[TarJak]

Of congealed pleghm and

[nikimcbee]

and curry spam with

[Reece]

sardine and honey sandwich

[Jimbuna]

in a warm paratha

[Reece]

, makes your mouth water

[Jimbuna]

like a nuns lunch

[Fish In The Water]

save for the roadkill

[Reece]

mmm, roadkill sandwich, yummm!!

[Rockstar]

. There's plenty for all

[Reece]

, sound the dinner gong!

[Flaxpants]

After finishing his sewing,

[nikimcbee]

Reece tried on his

[Flaxpants]

handmade petticoat. It was

[Reece]

such a delight that

[nikimcbee]

Jim wet himself. Fortunately

[Flaxpants]

his bucket was attached

[Reece]

otherwise the spillage would

[nikimcbee]

discolo(u)red the couch and

[Flaxpants]

made a mess of

[BossMark]

everything, so much he

[Fish In The Water]

wouldn't be allowed out

[Reece]

unless wearing a nappy

[Jimbuna]

made of glass fibres

[BossMark]

handmade by nikimcbee and

[Jimbuna]

his gang of felons

[BossMark]

which also included Reece

[Jimbuna]

and the seven dwarfs

[BossMark]

with Snow White too

[Jimbuna]

chained to a buffalo

[Flaxpants]

and being dragged through

[Reece]

a sewer with BossMark

[BossMark]

who held on for

[Reece]

his life and dignity

[Jimbuna]

plus a good ride

[Gerald]

in the morning, with

[Jimbuna]

a funny cloured baboon

[BossMark]

who was called Cameron

[Gerald]

,Song Hits: la la

[Jimbuna]

da rum pe ey

[BossMark]

and that's how it

[Jimbuna]

all came to pass

[BossMark]

out all because he

[Jimbuna]

loved eating Milk Tray.

[BossMark]

Chocolates which his wife

[Jimbuna]

would hide from him

[BossMark]

so that he couldn't

[Jimbuna]

grab her turkish delight

[BossMark]

and all the rest

[Jimbuna]

of her bodily charms

[BossMark]

which he wanted so

[Jimbuna]

he simply took them

[nikimcbee]

to see Jim's tatoo

[BossMark]

which was the Toon

[Jimbuna]

on the left arm

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[BossMark]

in black and white

[Jimbuna]

with some authentic colouring

[Reece]

that was actually fake!

[nikimcbee]

The prison number was

[Reece]

irrelevant to that post

[Rockstar]

but time marches on

[Task Force]

,But then a giant

[Flaxpants]

weasel exploded outside the

[Fish In The Water]

donut shop and landed

[Flaxpants]

in the middle of

[BossMark]

Jim's garden so he

[nikimcbee]

build a moat for

[Reece]

Niki's boat to cruise

[Fish In The Water]

around in circles aimlessly

[Reece]

like a silly sausage

[Flaxpants]

shaped item. The Pope

[Reece]

blessed Niki's boat then

[Flaxpants]

went down the pub

[Fish In The Water]

and handed out cigars

[Flaxpants]

to the local prostitutes

[Reece]

who were so grateful

[Fish In The Water]

that they burst out

[Jimbuna]

in a terrible rash

[Biggles]

producing step dance thus

[Jimbuna]

making the Pope dirobe

[Reece]

pleasing the whores and

[Fish In The Water]

making the nuns blush

[Reece]

at first but then

[Jimbuna]

following suit by detaching

[Reece]

their headdress and beads

[Jimbuna]

as well as their

[TarJak]

bedheads and treads. Following

[Jimbuna]

shortly after the suspenders

[TarJak]

, the drawers were withdrawn

[BossMark]

so that it would

[Jimbuna]

be a close shave

[BossMark]

with a BIC razor

[Jimbuna]

with a finely honed

[Fish In The Water]

blade revealing all but

[Jimbuna]

the tiniest of nicks

[Reece]

on the normally forbidden

[Jimbuna]

cast iron chastity belt

[Reece]

that was removed using

[Fish In The Water]

the jaws of life

[Reece]

, finally they were free

[Fish In The Water]

to discover the truth

[Flaxpants]

about their naughty bits

[BossMark]

which were well hidden

[Reece]

, but no more, now

[BossMark]

we could see everything

[Flaxpants]

which pleased the Pope

[Fish In The Water]

so much that he

[Reece]

de-cloaked and jumped into

[Jimbuna]

the nearest hidey hole

[Reece]

there he did his

[Jimbuna]

jobby for the day

[BossMark]

which annoyed the janitor

[TarJak]

so much that he

[BossMark]

throw his bucket and

[Fish In The Water]

beat the Pope with

[BossMark]

his mop, so much

[Fish In The Water]

that the old guy

[Jimbuna]

threw a royal tantrum

[Reece]

crying like a baby

[Fish In The Water]

while demanding a soother.

[Reece]

Pacified he decided to

[Flaxpants]

get his scalextric out

[BossMark]

and have a race

[Flaxpants]

with the Archbishop of

[Reece]

Nowhere, only problem was

[Flaxpants]

-the Popes Mini Cooper

[Jimbuna]

didn't have bullet proof

[Flaxpants]

bilge tanks, so the

[danasan]

whole thing started to

[Reece]

leak really stinky fluids

[TarJak]

over the kitchen table

[Jimbuna]

and onto the chairs

[danasan]

from there to the

[TarJak]

floor of the submarine

[danasan]

, there it made a

[Jimbuna]

quck dash towards the

[danasan]

bilge and the bilgerats

[Jimbuna]

were found sadly lacking

[nikimcbee]

a flux capacitor and

[Jimbuna]

bucket of rusted rivets

[nikimcbee]

. Jim checked his PM:D

[Biggles]

in vain, as usual.

[BossMark]

So it all came

[danasan]

to a point where

[nikimcbee]

we quit posting and

[BossMark]

went to the pub

[Jimbuna]

Jim answered said PM

[TarJak]

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