The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

of perfumed soft soap

[Tango589]

tucked behind their ears

[BossMark]

so much that TarJak

[TarJak]

lovingly stroked their fluffy

[Jimbuna]

beards with his paw

[TarJak]

bottle opener made from

[Jimbuna]

his old bone corset

[TarJak]

tightener borrowed from Nikimcbee

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed leper

[Tango589]

who drank Dr Pepper

[Jimbuna]

from a rusty bucket

[Spiced_Rum]

chained to the foredeck

[Tango589]

by the golden rivet

[TarJak]

who had no idea

[Tango589]

what unpleasantness lurked there.

[BossMark]

It was Niki disguised

[Jimbuna]

as a lug worm

[Spiced_Rum]

covered in engine oil

[Jimbuna]

from an old relic

[Tango589]

called the HMS Jimbuna

[Jimbuna]

Dregded up by obviously

[u crank]

drunken sailors wearing nothing

[Jimbuna]

in their fishnet stockings

[Jimbuna]

patrolling the poop deck

[TarJak]

for droppings from his

[Jimbuna]

collection of spotted toads

[Fubar2Niner]

. "MOLE!" , screamed Ratty excitedly

[BossMark]

as he chased TarJak

[Jimbuna]

into the bedroom chamber

[Tango589]

as Mole dropped his

[Jimbuna]

jar of KY gel

[Tango589]

out of the window

[Jimbuna]

and into the treehouse

[Tango589]

where Neal was sitting

[Spiced_Rum]

guarded by secret squirrels

[Jimbuna]

and a chain gun

[Fubar2Niner]

. "Nuts!", exclaimed Neal.

"Bugga!"...

[Jimbuna]

time to let rip

[Spiced_Rum]

"Get some!" they shouted

[Tango589]

as the tortoise span

[Jimbuna]

the wheel of fortune

[Tango589]

and come up trumps

[BossMark]

,but all was not

[TarJak]

what you wanted divulged

[Jimbuna]

about your kinky perversions

[TarJak]

subject to scrutiny by

[Jimbuna]

your locally based priest

[Tango589]

in his transparent cassock

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the holy

[Tango589]

water salesman who lived

[TarJak]

under BossMarks bed. Maccems

[Tango589]

are not too sharp

[BossMark]

as they all are

[TarJak]

Jimbunas best mates who

[Jimbuna]

are clueless about football

[TarJak]

but still beat Newcastle.

[Jimbuna]

at whining after defeat

[TarJak]

ing the magpies again.

[Jimbuna]

after experiencing delusional thoughts

[TarJak]

of staying in EPL

[Jimbuna]

for ginger headed women

[Tango589]

have the knobbliest knees

[Jimbuna]

especially in Outer Mongolia

[Fubar2Niner]

where goats bite ankles

[Jimbuna]

with their false teeth

[Fubar2Niner]

made from polished plywood

[Spiced_Rum]

in his stinking yurt

[TarJak]

of Neal, high priestess

[Jimbuna]

to oompa loompa men

[TarJak]

from Portland who dance

[BossMark]

in a strange sort

[Jimbuna]

of sky blue pink

[Tango589]

hut with no windows

[Spiced_Rum]

a sweating steamy sauna

[Tango589]

where rum was drunk

[Jimbuna]

by a select few

[Tango589]

of shiny suited politicians

[Jimbuna]

wearing tin foil hats

[Tango589]

and cardboard box shoes

[Jimbuna]

under each ear lobe

[Tango589]

are not worth trusting

[Jimbuna]

with the crown jewels

[Tango589]

or your sisters virtue

[TarJak]

with a dearth of

[Tango589]

fanciable sheep called Flossy

[TarJak]

for BossMark to worry.

[Tango589]

They are not Ukranian

[TarJak]

mail order brides that

[Tango589]

want a British passport

[Spiced_Rum]

but asylum seeking criminals

[Jimbuna]

taking advantage of stupid

[TarJak]

northerners who follow Leeds,

[Jimbuna]

and are easily fooled

[Jimbuna]

from times gone by

[Jimbuna]

befitting the usual suspect

[Spiced_Rum]

of Pepe Le Pew

[Jimbuna]

the phantom budgie smuggler

[Fubar2Niner]

with cuttlefish in hand

[Jimbuna]

alongside his plastic dagger

[Fubar2Niner]

, one man army gun,

[Jimbuna]

with a self igniting

[Fubar2Niner]

pair of rubber underpants

[BossMark]

which TarJak had stolen

[Fubar2Niner]

from Rubber Underpants RuS

[Jimbuna]

from a Ukrainian woman








:O:

[Fubar2Niner]

who worked at RuS ;)

[TarJak]

owned by BossMark and

[Jimbuna]

his band of desperados

[Tango589]

last seen walking around

[Spiced_Rum]

a cottage filled with

[Tango589]

5000 pints of milk

[Tango589]

for all the postmen

[Armistead]

that deliver big boxes

[TarJak]

picked by expert locksmiths

[BossMark]

TarJak and Jim who

[TarJak]

picked lox for years

[Jimbuna]

unbeknown to the masticating

[Jimbuna]

on buckets of rubbish

[Tango589]

of 5 alarm chilli

[Jimbuna]

and green coconut sauce

[TarJak]

. When Jimbuna opened the

[Tango589]

titanium envelope of doom

[TarJak]

filled with rainbow ponies

[Jimbuna]

and pieces of eight

[Tango589]

by four timber offcuts

[Jimbuna]

picked up at the

[TarJak]

local sex shop for

[Jimbuna]

the price of a

[TarJak]

slightly used French tickler

[Tango589]

and half a tube

[BossMark]

of toothpaste made with

[TarJak]

egret droppings and saliva

[Jimbuna]

from a drop bear

[Spiced_Rum]

lost in Himalayan mountains

[Jimbuna]

after crash landing on

[TarJak]

Reece's now flattened house

[Tango589]

that was made from

[Jimbuna]

a stale sausage roll

[TarJak]

. Chunks of meat by-products

[Jimbuna]

hung from Reeces roof

[TarJak]

along with Jimbunas socks

[BossMark]

that stank that bad

[Jimbuna]

the angels started weeping

[Tango589]

tears that smelled like

[TarJak]

Hell's gaseous bowel movements

[Jimbuna]

were in the oven

[Tango589]

on gas mark 9

[BossMark]

they cooked all day

[TarJak]

until dark brown stains

[Jimbuna]

were seen emanating from

[Spiced_Rum]

the floorboards next door

[Jimbuna]

to the chicken coop

[Spiced_Rum]

where foxes play games

[Jimbuna]

with newly shaved sheep

[BossMark]

from Wales who looked

[Jimbuna]

to England for help

[TarJak]

in tying their shoes

[Jimbuna]

with strands of grass

[Tango589]

from the grassy knoll

[Jimbuna]

over by the cemetary

[TarJak]

where the soul of

[Jimbuna]

a hot fish supper

[TarJak]

rested wearily against headstones

[Jimbuna]

looking for a plaice

[TarJak]

to mullet over about

[Jimbuna]

location of the sole

[Tango589]

proves that the Almighty

[Jimbuna]

deluge of muddy rainwater

[BossMark]

as TarJak stole it

[Jimbuna]

for his pet dwarf

[Jimbuna]

on a quiet night

[BossMark]

in Newcastle it was

[Jimbuna]

never the usual event

[TarJak]

. Substantial seasonal seamen serendipitously

[Spiced_Rum]

, syllables silently swooned sailors

[Jimbuna]

saying "Thanks for that"

[Tango589]

as a noxious miasma

[Fubar2Niner]

filled the air with

[Jimbuna]

a foul reeking stench

[Fubar2Niner]

emanating from Tango's pyjamas

[Jimbuna]

and awaiting the return

[Fubar2Niner]

volley from TarJaks underpants

[Jimbuna]

and pink cotton slacks

[Fubar2Niner]

adorned with bells and

[Tango589]

which smelt like Achtungbby

[Jimbuna]

may God preserve us

[Fubar2Niner]

for we are pickle

[Tango589]

'Please open a window'

[Jimbuna]

then throw out the

[Tango589]

safety ladder to freedom

[Spiced_Rum]

completely forgetting inflatable slides

[u crank]

and the fun that

[Tango589]

is had by nuns

[u crank]

who make a habit

[Tango589]

of swearing in Dutch

[u crank]

when skipping town in

[Tango589]

an electric blue caddilac

[TarJak]

truck built in 1929

[BossMark]

which still needed a

[nikimcbee]

bikini waxing and a

[TarJak]

back crack and sack

[Spiced_Rum]

hair ripping makeover ready

[Tango589]

for a good time

[Jimbuna]

with the blind turkey

[Jimbuna]

spouting in the distance

[nikimcbee]

, the whale wailed "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!

[Jimbuna]

you good looking bugga

[TarJak]

get em in ya

[Jimbuna]

promised me a bigun

[TarJak]

but delivered a minnow.

[Jimbuna]

. The problem being that

[Tango589]

the article in question

[nikimcbee]

, but the fleas spread

[Tango589]

and severe itchiness ensued

[Jimbuna]

down the rear concave

[TarJak]

where pommy cons lived

[BossMark]

and won the ashes

[TarJak]

for Australia. Blooming Poms

[Jimbuna]

won the last three

[Tango589]

elaborate games of catch

[Spiced_Rum]

for fairy lovers everywhere

[Jimbuna]

across the milky way

[TarJak]

bar kid's shining forehead

[Jimbuna]

and pencilled in moustache

[Tango589]

and tattooed on beard

[Jimbuna]

with matching furry dice

[Tango589]

especially after many pints

[u crank]

of grog were spilled

[Tango589]

down a cockneys' shirt

[Jimbuna]

at the Chinese laundry

[nikimcbee]

shoppe in downtown Leeds

[Tango589]

that Jimbuna part ownes

[nikimcbee]

Bossmark's soul, therefore Jim

[TarJak]

decided to wash for

[BossMark]

for a nice change

[TarJak]

compared to his unhygienic

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, back at the

[Tango589]

ranch, giant green lizards

[Jimbuna]

ignored the usual interrrrrruptions

[Tango589]

of Mormons coming calling

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak, Jim, Steed and

[Tango589]

to evening mormon prayers

[TarJak]

. So they all jumped

[Spiced_Rum]

skipping ropes together happily

[Jimbuna]

in the cabbage patch

[Tango589]

by the gnomes' homes

[Jimbuna]

just down the way

[Tango589]

from the nuclear reactor

[Aktungbby]

emitting a light glow

[Jimbuna]

powered by distilled water