The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

for a meagre existence

[Gerald]

as a labor boy

[Jimbuna]

or a labour even

[nikimcbee]

in the darkest times

[Jimbuna]

of the gloomy past

[Gerald]

when Niki was joking

[nikimcbee]

Steed received no Christmas

[Jimbuna]

cheer from the Grinch

[Gerald]

,which a certain relative

[Jimbuna]

of the lower order

[Gerald]

which Jason understood now

[Jimbuna]

in a confused way

[Gerald]

but he tackled it

[Jimbuna]

with a glass hammer

[Gerald]

.Soon bed time here

[Jimbuna]

praise be to the

[Gerald]

God,when he understands

[Jimbuna]

what on earth is

[Gerald]

the events we experience

[u crank]

got to do with

[TarJak]

Jimbunas rent boy business?

[u crank]

A good question considering

[Jimbuna]

the amount of gibberish

[u crank]

that passes for entertainment

[Jimbuna]

now things are quieter

[TarJak]

in Barmy Army territory

[Spiced_Rum]

until volcanoes erupt spectacularly

[Jimbuna]

upon the return of

[Spiced_Rum]

fire gods from vacation

[Jimbuna]

at the hands of

[u crank]

a slippery and secretive

[Jimbuna]

set of plastic cutlery

[Gerald]

and add,a touch

[u crank]

low class bedside manners

[Gerald]

, but the new law

[Jimbuna]

is an inept one

[Gerald]

to dealing with people

[Jimbuna]

with a deck of

[TarJak]

whose poor grasp of

[Jimbuna]

ace in the hole

[Gerald]

starring Kirk Douglas,as

[Jimbuna]

a talking dimpled cheek

[u crank]

checker employed secretly by

[Jimbuna]

the boss of dimples

[Gerald]

also known as TarJak

[Jimbuna]

the coward of the

[Gerald]

Wild West, meanwhile there

[u crank]

was a ripple in

[Gerald]

the tv shows today

[Jimbuna]

awaiting yet more support

[TarJak]

for England's Team Fail

[u crank]

, five-time world tiddlywinks champions

[Spiced_Rum]

French fear further failures

[Jimbuna]

of the moribund kind

[Gerald]

of joyous equanimity on

[Jimbuna]

the one and only

[Gerald]

SubSim,where everyone is

[Jimbuna]

daft as a brush

[Gerald]

is a phrase used

[Jimbuna]

too often by some

[TarJak]

whose brush use leaves

[Jimbuna]

and shards of string

[Tango589]

dangling from the lampshade

[TarJak]

Vendor wore on his

[u crank]

head when celebrating the

[Tango589]

changing of the underpants

[u crank]

, a strange but necessary

[Tango589]

event twice a year

[u crank]

under a full moon

[Tango589]

and a court order

[u crank]

which didn't stop the

[Jimbuna]

remainder of his household

[Gerald]

after lost more post :o

[Jimbuna]

in the burning embers

[Gerald]

of the user's interface

[Jimbuna]

whilst enjoying a good

[Gerald]

dinner with food and

[Jimbuna]

a greasy portion of

[Gerald]

various garlic-based foods today

[Jimbuna]

whilst continuing to repeatedly

[Gerald]

,for a specific number

[Jimbuna]

of ginger haired turkeys

[u crank]

each tastier than the

[Jimbuna]

ginger haired field mice

[Gerald]

,so keep up the

[Spiced_Rum]

experiments with gastronomic delight

[Jimbuna]

a loads of twaddle

[Gerald]

these days, so stay

[Jimbuna]

on the right side

[BossMark]

of the path, because

[Gerald]

in Leeds,they are

[Tango589]

all on the left

[Gerald]

,which Newcastle is not

[Jimbuna]

hand side of below

[TarJak]

the belt. Delirium tremens

[Jimbuna]

was an amazing experience

[u crank]

that caused an immediate

[Jimbuna]

new local dance craze

[Tango589]

which was invented by

[Jimbuna]

an evergreen Shakin Stevens

[TarJak]

Privateer, whose gyrations astounded

[Jimbuna]

your far too slow :O:

[Tango589]

to see the result

[Jimbuna]

until it is posted

[Gerald]

in a mid level

[BossMark]

speech saying that it

[Jimbuna]

is far too difficult

[Gerald]

to record a new

[TarJak]

velocity. Sleep deprivation causes

[Jimbuna]

a lot of consternation

[u crank]

for sleepwalkers. Once asleep

[TarJak]

they awake immediately, delaying

[u crank]

the inevitable mid-morning walkabout

[TarJak]

till sleep once again

[u crank]

causes nightmares about Hamm's

[nikimcbee]

victory in cricket. The

[TarJak]

hapless English team soiled

[gi_dan2987]

Sky Blue Waters Land!

:Kaleun_Cheers: :Kaleun_Cheers: :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Admiral Halsey]

Meanwhile back in hades

[TarJak]

England's woes continued, as

[Gerald]

two controversial refereeing decision

[Jimbuna]

led to a revolution

[TarJak]

within the teams dressing

[Jimbuna]

area inhabited by frogs

[Gerald]

in the Sydney region

[Tango589]

of downtown New Dehli

[Jimbuna]

next to the local

[Spiced_Rum]

where elephants walkabout free

[Jimbuna]

after giving slow rides

[Gerald]

to a girl near

[Jimbuna]

the age of retirement

[Spiced_Rum]

replacing her mobility buggy

[Cybermat47]

that Spock stole for

[Jimbuna]

his new social enterprise

[Cybermat47]

,'Kill all the Takeis',

[Gerald]

.It opens up new

[Jimbuna]

was the battle cry

[Tango589]

of the town planner

[Gerald]

,for the purpose of

[Jimbuna]

sitting around and vegitating

[Gerald]

with some ice cream

[Tango589]

and bottles of vodka

[Jimbuna]

for the frosted windshield

[Tango589]

on her combine harvester

[Jimbuna]

hidden in the stable

[Gerald]

for cooking and eating

[Jimbuna]

a load of crap

[BossMark]

cooked in a rather

[Jimbuna]

stylish jar of jam

[Gerald]

which includes beer and

[Jimbuna]

yet another failed recipe

[Tango589]

which needs Brussels Sprouts

[Jimbuna]

and a touch of

[Gerald]

pineapple liqueur and anisette

[u crank]

deep fried to perfection

[Jimbuna]

in a tin bath

[Gerald]

in the early 1960's

[Jimbuna]

just after the 50's

[Gerald]

after decades of marriage

[Jimbuna]

and a long tenure

[u crank]

as class clown he

[Jimbuna]

was seriously challenged hypothetically

[u crank]

as clowns usually do

[Gerald]

,they often recognized separately

[u crank]

that clowning around is

[Gerald]

at the back of

[u crank]

all this nonsense at

[Gerald]

,all views or opinions

[Jimbuna]

make very little sense

[TarJak]

or sensed little very

[Jimbuna]

little indeed, apart from

[TarJak]

the obvious flaws within

[BossMark]

the large hole in

[Jimbuna]

front of the head

[Gerald]

called temples,there they

[Tango589]

bred their truffle pigs

[Jimbuna]

with the cavernous mouths

[u crank]

and little pickled feet

[Jimbuna]

and tight curly tails

[Gerald]

originating from banana bar

[Jimbuna]

where the monkeys frequented

[Tango589]

the holy site of

[Jimbuna]

the damp sweaty sock

[Gerald]

from hairy legs,in

[Jimbuna]

a town called Alice

[Gerald]

a British drama film.

[Jimbuna]

based in the outback

[BossMark]

staring TarJak as the

[Tango589]

man with no name

[Jimbuna]

and the ugly features

[Gerald]

,says there's a lot

[Jimbuna]

of return services here

[TarJak]

at Jim's border control

[Gerald]

can be reached without

[Jimbuna]

just south of Scotland

[Gerald]

are adopted by members

[Tango589]

of subsims elite corp

[Jimbuna]

of womens intellectual committee

[Gerald]

in their practice of

[Tango589]

subversive mutterings and knitting

[TarJak]

conspiracy theories about lizards

[Jimbuna]

in old luminous wellies

[Gerald]

down at your feet

[Jimbuna]

fetish so rumour has

[Gerald]

sexual fetish for monkeys

[Jimbuna]

displaying the oddest behaviour

[Gerald]

at one point,then

[Jimbuna]

for yet another debacle

[Gerald]

of keeping the story

[Jimbuna]

on an uneven keel

[TarJak]

hauling for any miscreants

[Jimbuna]

that were constant irritants

[Gerald]

,but many people got

[Jimbuna]

entertainment value in heaps

[Gerald]

which reflecting mail pile

[Jimbuna]

a two horse race

[Spiced_Rum]

and an old donkey

[Jimbuna]

that keeps coming back

[Spiced_Rum]

to win each way

[TarJak]

you cross the road.

[u crank]

The road is long

[Jimbuna]

with many a winding

[Tango589]

long yellow brick road

[Jimbuna]

leading to the red

[Tango589]

telephone box of doom

[Jimbuna]

positioned by dead reckoning

[Fubar2Niner]

and little green men

[Tango589]

next to the igloo

[Jimbuna]

in the fish tank

[TarJak]

of life. Esoteric earthlings

[Jimbuna]

are sadly missing today

[TarJak]

as their boat left

[u crank]

up river and down

[TarJak]

cast as clowns capered

[u crank]

in the rigging and

[TarJak]

rained insults down upon

[u crank]

the uppity bilge monkeys

[TarJak]

tha populated the lower

[u crank]

latitudes. Australia is known

[TarJak]

as paradise. Newcastle's drear

[u crank]

shore was littered with

[TarJak]

drunken sea shanty singers

[BossMark]

which included a very

[Jimbuna]

funny looking city mayor

[Tango589]

who carried a pet

[Jimbuna]

frog on his shoulder

[Tango589]

who was called Kenneth

[Jimbuna]

Froggit from Cesspool Street

[Tango589]

, previously called Newcastle High Street

[Jimbuna]

quite a formidable location