The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

but not in beer

[Gerald]

,market has exploded recently

[Jimbuna]

but not in beer

beer is good currency

[Gerald]

rates are updated daily

[Reece]

until: "Beer market crashes"

[Herr-Berbunch]

due to drink driving

[Reece]

, Vendor was thrown in

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the deep end

[Reece]

of the bed gasping

[Gerald]

for Breath and Calling

[Herr-Berbunch]

for forgiveness from TarJak

[Reece]

but TarJak was angry

[Flaxpants]

because Vendor had inadvertently

[Herr-Berbunch]

forgot to phone him

[Reece]

about an orgy he

[Herr-Berbunch]

had arranged in Sydney

[Flaxpants]

in which fifteen beautiful

[BossMark]

girls with lovely bodies

[Flaxpants]

rolled around in butter

[Reece]

making them very slippery

[BossMark]

to hold and touch

[Reece]

but easy to slide

[Flaxpants]

down onto the old

[Herr-Berbunch]

slice of toasted bread

[TarJak]

which is rhyming slang

[Herr-Berbunch]

for 'boasted and said...'

[Gerald]

he fooled police for

[BossMark]

as long as he

[Herr-Berbunch]

wore the leather basque

[BossMark]

but oh so embarrassing

[Flaxpants]

when the vicar slipped

[BossMark]

on the floor he

[Herr-Berbunch]

landed on Jim's diecast

[Jimbuna]

anti_personnel mine and screamed

[Herr-Berbunch]

like a lonely girl

[Jimbuna]

in a dark wood

[TarJak]

trousered blubber boy Flaxpants

[Herr-Berbunch]

who escaped from the

[Gerald]

clutches of yankee imperialist

[Herr-Berbunch]

doodle dandy blowing horseriders

[TarJak]

boyfriends. Submariners flatulence is

[Flaxpants]

is a self contained

[TarJak]

compartmentalised activity whereby gentlemen

[Herr-Berbunch]

compete at the highest

[BossMark]

point of entry then

[Herr-Berbunch]

don't breathe for hours

[Jimbuna]

inside the kipper house

[Herr-Berbunch]

due to the sudden

[BossMark]

surprise and shock so

[Jimbuna]

time for a Tetley's

[BossMark]

john smiths is better

[Gerald]

,had a great impact

[Jimbuna]

tonight it is Caffrey's

[Herr-Berbunch]

or cider, in memory,

[BossMark]

but wont remember in

[Herr-Berbunch]

time to pay the

[BossMark]

bill for all the

[Jimbuna]

curry to be consumed

[danasan]

during a wild night

[Reece]

in Bangkok, causing a

[Jimbuna]

in the territorial jungle

[Reece]

making this sentence jiberish!

[Jimbuna]

oh no...not again

[Reece]

yes! a double post

[Jimbuna]

from a dyslexic postman

[Flaxpants]

claiming to be the

[BossMark]

best postmen in the

[Flaxpants]

known galaxy. Grandmother slapped

[Herr-Berbunch]

Flaxs' bare backside hard

[Flaxpants]

leaving welts the size

[Herr-Berbunch]

and shape of crocodiles

[Flaxpants]

which was unusual. After

[Jimbuna]

a quick hot shower

[Reece]

it was obvious that

[Gerald]

the old house was

[BossMark]

in a right mess

[TarJak]

deck aboard the love

[Herr-Berbunch]

handles on Reece's big

[Gerald]

8 inch,so far

[Herr-Berbunch]

only 1/2" sighted by

[Gerald]

BossMark,who liked the

[Herr-Berbunch]

improvement on Vendor's 1/3"

[Gerald]

which was in gold

[Herr-Berbunch]

lead based poisonous paint

[BossMark]

and silver and he

[Gerald]

will purify the sons.

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch was jealous of

[Jimbuna]

his gay transgender partner

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing karaoke so well

[Reece]

about soiled undies and

[BossMark]

drinking beer and singing

[Herr-Berbunch]

love songs to previous

[Gerald]

friends,for the party

[BossMark]

so that we can

[danasan]

find out what to

[BossMark]

what to do when

[Herr-Berbunch]

meeting Reece's extended family

[Jimbuna]

at the local zoo

[Gerald]

so,please feel free

[Herr-Berbunch]

, my wife doesn't mind,

[Stealhead]

if you request bacon

[Gerald]

to keep it from

[TarJak]

the children whose addiction

[Jimbuna]

s, are becoming quite addictive

[TarJak]

predictably, artificial bacon flavours

[Jimbuna]

can be the cause

[TarJak]

of bacon addiction in

[Reece]

foods with pork, therefore

[Jimbuna]

best eat vegetables instead

[Stealhead]

Just make sure they

[Reece]

are boiled in pork

[Gerald]

meat, and stock for

[TarJak]

extra bacon flavouring. Developing

[Reece]

into a meat substitute

[Gerald]

in spaghetti and pasta

[TarJak]

baked with sardine subsitute

[Flaxpants]

and served on a

[Reece]

Jumbo jet with wine

[TarJak]

soaked passengers arguing with

[Feuer Frei!]

incompetent and drunk pilots

[Reece]

as the jet loses

[Feuer Frei!]

its cargo of cuban

[Herr-Berbunch]

exiles over gulf of

[Feuer Frei!]

Carpenteria. The Exiles swam

[TarJak]

from harbour tug boats

[Feuer Frei!]

which were fitted with

[Reece]

jet ski's, these were

[Feuer Frei!]

running on high octane

[Jimbuna]

gasses derived from flatulent

[Herr-Berbunch]

subsim spammers such as

[Jimbuna]

were never seen previously

[BossMark]

on this forum or

[Jimbuna]

even on the internet

[Reece]

I confess, I held

[Gerald]

ransom but they are

[Reece]

out for blood, so

[Gerald]

squeemish myself, and detestation

[Herr-Berbunch]

of many others here

[Gerald]

,thinking of you today

[BossMark]

why that's very nice

[Gerald]

of you to say

[Jimbuna]

here we go again

[BossMark]

oh not that again

[Gerald]

is a song by

[Jimbuna]

Band On The Run

[Flaxpants]

as was Bluebird. Custard

[BossMark]

with jelly and cream

[Jimbuna]

of tomato soup served

[Gerald]

hot or cold, is

[Jimbuna]

down to the temperature

[BossMark]

but hope it keeps

[Jimbuna]

its flavour well aged

[Gerald]

,change the taste or

[BossMark]

leave it as you

[Jimbuna]

would a blind frog

[Herr-Berbunch]

in a blender and

[Jimbuna]

mix it with faeces

[Herr-Berbunch]

and strawberry milkshake from

[Jimbuna]

any old foreign cow

[BossMark]

will make do so

[Jimbuna]

that the yorkshire pudding

[Gerald]

is a light puffy

[BossMark]

with roast beef and

[Jimbuna]

a gay kangaroos testicle

[Gerald]

oh sh!t,what a

[BossMark]

bloody horrid nightmare that

[Jimbuna]

last porn movie was

[Gerald]

,of a beautiful young

[BossMark]

blonde swede who had

[Gerald]

fun and moved on

[Jimbuna]

to another funny forum

[Gerald]

,things happened on the

[Herr-Berbunch]

bus meaning Reece enjoyed

[Reece]

watching Herr-Berbunch act stupidly

[Herr-Berbunch]

with the head cheerleader

[Reece]

who slapped him hard

[Herr-Berbunch]

, which was asked for, ;)

[TarJak]

because the cheerleader's head

[Feuer Frei!]

was swinging from side

[Reece]

to side, she then

[BossMark]

made her way home

[Flaxpants]

with Berrbunch alongside. After

[BossMark]

a good night and

[TarJak]

more sleep than anything

[danasan]

else what could have

[BossMark]

been a little better

[Jimbuna]

was a lot worse

[BossMark]

But still had fun

[Gerald]

on saturday with friends

[BossMark]

we drank loads of

[Jimbuna]

milk and ate biscuits

[BossMark]

which was very nice

[danasan]

but a bit annoying

[Gerald]

,but it seems to

[BossMark]

be ok for the

[Reece]

sailors who were getting

[BossMark]

rather merry singing and

[Gerald]

mess, with the Captain

[BossMark]

who was not very

[TarJak]

exciting or interesting to

[Gerald]

do so,when she

[BossMark]

did the splits then

[Jimbuna]

swallowed the anchor chain

[TarJak]

her bilges were pumped

[BossMark]

so now she is

[Jimbuna]

wrecked like the hesperus

[Flaxpants]

awaiting a refit. Thighs

[Gerald]

is the area between

[Flaxpants]

the knees and waist,

[Jimbuna]

just below the thorax

[Herr-Berbunch]

and the gateway to

[Flaxpants]

paradise, that's if you

[Gerald]

could hang round with

[Jimbuna]

the local flea catcher

[BossMark]

who is having the

[Gerald]

sex survey, on how

[Jimbuna]

to kill a pest

[BossMark]

with the greatest of

[Gerald]

new air travel restrictions

[BossMark]

by going by ship

[Rockstar]

learning small unit tactics

[Jimbuna]

on a computerised hobbyhorse

[Gerald]

which is paraded during

[BossMark]

during playtime and other

[Herr-Berbunch]

Trooping the Colour ceremonies

[Jimbuna]

and other elaborate occasions

[BossMark]

among these are the

[Jimbuna]

yorkshire welly throwing competition

[BossMark]

in which BossMark won

[Jimbuna]

a packet of crisps

[Gerald]

the equivalent of drinking

[Jimbuna]

and making little sense


*crossed post me thinks*

[Gerald]

when applied to expired

Note: :yep:

[Jimbuna]

penguins on toasted sandwiches

[Rockstar]

fed to circus clowns

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Herr-Berbunch]

a schooner of sherry

[Jimbuna]

trifle made by teenage

[TarJak]

nymphettes using cream extracted

[Jimbuna]

from a sewer pipe

[Gerald]

made by many of these

[Rockstar]

perverted Swedish pastry chefs

[Gerald]

just didn't need another

[Reece]

schnitzengruben complete with huge

[TarJak]

camel spider garnish. Tremulously

[Flaxpants]

is not a word

[Herr-Berbunch]

I know tremendously well

[BossMark]

but it aint easy

[Jimbuna]

looking at your avatar

[BossMark]

thats because it aint