The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

perfect, but it is

[BossMark]

not as good as

[Gerald]

it gets,good one :yep:

[BossMark]

it sure was, and

[Jimbuna]

guess who it featured?

[BossMark]

BossMark, Vendor and Reece

[TarJak]

deployed their tactical toilet

[Jimbuna]

seats in the dunny

[Gerald]

,apart from fighting about

[TarJak]

in Vendor's front room

[BossMark]

which is in a

[TarJak]

minute sardine tin, lined

[Herr-Berbunch]

with '70s flock wallpaper

[Gerald]

up the holes, and

[Jimbuna]

with thickly padded walls

[BossMark]

all so with dodgy

[Herr-Berbunch]

windows preventing Reece from

[TarJak]

showing his front bottom

[Gerald]

and thought it would

[Jimbuna]

look like treacle toffee

[Gerald]

and,lace up girls

[TarJak]

kinky boots as worn

[Feuer Frei!]

by the venerable Vendor

[Gerald]

at the argent,tournament

[BossMark]

which he did quite

[Gerald]

,BossMark was a frequent

[Flaxpants]

wind emitter, in fact

[Feuer Frei!]

so much so that

[Reece]

when he bent over

[Gerald]

the couch when he

[Reece]

let one rip it

[Gerald]

,for a free ride

[Herr-Berbunch]

to space and back

[BossMark]

which was very nice

[Gerald]

and benefit you tremendously

[Herr-Berbunch]

upon reentry. The splash

[Flaxpants]

down hurt like hell

[Gerald]

,and she made a

[Jimbuna]

run for the dictionary

[Herr-Berbunch]

to look up what

[Jimbuna]

the previous sentence meant

[Gerald]

which would in turn

[Herr-Berbunch]

prove to be nothing

[BossMark]

of value at all

[Jimbuna]

to the common toad

[BossMark]

who ran across the

[Herr-Berbunch]

pitch naked just like

[Gerald]

Herr-Berbunch, who enjoy the

[BossMark]

fresh air on his

[Gerald]

pants, but it pushed

[BossMark]

all the way to

[Jimbuna]

the bank of england

[BossMark]

which he gleefully went

[Gerald]

through the progression of

[BossMark]

making a very big

[Gerald]

when it comes to

[BossMark]

cross dressing with a

[Gerald]

gorilla, at the zoo

[Jimbuna]

oh heaven preserve us

[Gerald]

from this snake oil :o

[Jimbuna]

now go to bed

[BossMark]

to sleep for a

[Flaxpants]

few years, and take

[sidslotm]

a break, becuase tomorrow

[Feuer Frei!]

is the day when

[Jimbuna]

the next great deluge

[Feuer Frei!]

of fantastically superior material

[sidslotm]

will take us deeper

[Jimbuna]

and deeper into confusion

[Gerald]

guilt, and nightmarish hell

[Feuer Frei!]

from which there was

[Jimbuna]

little chance of return

[TarJak]

without receiving another large

[Jimbuna]

serving of spam pudding

[Gerald]

in their club lounges

[TarJak]

Subsim's cobblers locker adminstered

[Jimbuna]

twenty lashes per man

[Herr-Berbunch]

and thirty for Frauen

[Gerald]

den, vorsitz im aufsichtsrat :cool:

[Herr-Berbunch]

himself, received four hundred.

[Gerald]

.The, Chairman of the

[Herr-Berbunch]

capital punishment for Swedish

[Gerald]

,practiced up until 1910

[Herr-Berbunch]

then in 1911 he

[Gerald]

rode, a premier motorcycle

[Feuer Frei!]

and crashed it into

[Gerald]

the South Lawn of

[Jimbuna]

the mutalated post society

[TarJak]

of Panama City. Frugal

[Gerald]

lifestyles,is known by

[Jimbuna]

many a different name

[sidslotm]

none of which spring

[Osmium Steele]

atop the lofty peaks

[Gerald]

in Utah,where you

[Jimbuna]

rely on the cattle

[BossMark]

for meat and milk

[Gerald]

and even fiber for

[Jimbuna]

a very large mouth

[BossMark]

to eat it all

[Jimbuna]

like an ignorant animal

[BossMark]

feeding time at the

[Jimbuna]

local community mental asylum

[Gerald]

,equal to a zoo

[Jimbuna]

or even a kazoo

[BossMark]

but its all in

[Jimbuna]

the deformed memory cells

[BossMark]

of my ex wife

[Jimbuna]

oh she'd love that

[TarJak]

you mentioned her deformation

[BossMark]

oh no not that

[Gerald]

,do you think that?

[Jimbuna]

large wart on her chin

[Gerald]

that looks like a

[Jimbuna]

a wrinkly dried prune

[Gerald]

s, have been plagued

[Jimbuna]

by the cowardly custard

[TarJak]

, that dastardly bustard, from

[Jimbuna]

the land of trifles

[BossMark]

with jelly and cream

[Jimbuna]

toy soldiers parading haphazardly

[BossMark]

all over the place

[Feuer Frei!]

like drunken sub mariners

[Jimbuna]

on a fair ride

[Feuer Frei!]

in inclement weather which

[BossMark]

caused all sorts of

[Reece]

melanoma to break out

[BossMark]

so much that it

[TarJak]

covered an area the

[Feuer Frei!]

size of a briefcase

[BossMark]

which was held in

[Jimbuna]

a large mail bag

[BossMark]

that was in Vendor's

[Jimbuna]

sealed, air tight wallet

[BossMark]

which Houdini couldn't open

[Jimbuna]

without an acetylene torch

[BossMark]

even then it was

[Jimbuna]

quite a herculean task

[Reece]

a better way is

[Flaxpants]

to use C4 to

[Falkirion]

blow the locks off

[BossMark]

so we can look

[Flaxpants]

inside the cobwebbed recesses

[Reece]

where only moths live

[Flaxpants]

amongst old condom packets

[Falkirion]

not just any moths

[Feuer Frei!]

but those types of

[Jimbuna]

moths will steel dentures

[BossMark]

which where very sharp

[Flaxpants]

Today my grandmother exploded

[Herr-Berbunch]

an empty crisp packet


(That's chips to some of you!)

[BossMark]

with an almighty bang

[Herr-Berbunch]

which scared the pigeons

[Feuer Frei!]

into full flight and

[BossMark]

they scattered all over

[Herr-Berbunch]

the sky, taking along

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece's wig with them

[Herr-Berbunch]

leaving him alone and

[Feuer Frei!]

insecure. He made a

[Jimbuna]

hasty exit to obscurity

[BossMark]

wig less and not

[Jimbuna]

a moment too soon

[Flaxpants]

as his shipmates were

[Reece]

arriving with a date

[Flaxpants]

for the evening. She

[Jimbuna]

had a glass eye

[Feuer Frei!]

and a walking cane

[Jimbuna]

made from sugared candy

[TarJak]

beer glass served by

[BossMark]

Reece with his new

[Gerald]

friend from Ponteland,they

[BossMark]

had a wonderful time

[Jimbuna]

playing with each other

[BossMark]

they played hopscotch and

[Gerald]

in Northumberland for a

[Feuer Frei!]

spot of tea with

[Jimbuna]

a little brass monkey

[Herr-Berbunch]

who'd lost his brass

[Feuer Frei!]

earrings due to the

[Gerald]

rarity of these types

[Jimbuna]

during periods of austerity

[Herr-Berbunch]

- only buying one pie

[BossMark]

with chips and beans

[Jimbuna]

from the camel jockey

[Herr-Berbunch]

's wife whilst he was

[BossMark]

out riding his horse

[Jimbuna]

on the moons surface

[sidslotm]

I tried he screamed

[Herr-Berbunch]

as the lack of

[Jimbuna]

a bag of oats

[BossMark]

with all the trimmings

[Jimbuna]

fell on his corn

[BossMark]

which hurt like hell

[Jimbuna]

will never freeze over

[BossMark]

as long as I

[Jimbuna]

post on this thread

[nikimcbee]

about pygmy hobbits and

[Reece]

girls like Bethany Horowitz

[Flaxpants]

with her false leg

[Reece]

but strong uppercut could

[BossMark]

hurt like like, then

[Reece]

Denny would come running

[BossMark]

to try and help

[Feuer Frei!]

in the cleanup process

[Reece]

however once he sees

[Flaxpants]

the mess in the

[BossMark]

park that Vendor had

[Feuer Frei!]

it was pretty clear

[BossMark]

what he had done

[Reece]

and what a stink!

[BossMark]

it was that bad

[Flaxpants]

that trees died, and

[sidslotm]

and again he screamed

[BossMark]

so loud that it

[Jimbuna]

broke the enamel coated

[Reece]

toilet seat right off

[BossMark]

along with all the

[Reece]

porcelain, tiles and the

[Feuer Frei!]

toilet paper as well

[BossMark]

so now all that

[Feuer Frei!]

remains is the faded

[BossMark]

memory that he had

[Jimbuna]

as a young padawan

[sidslotm]

excuse me, what can

[BossMark]

he do now, now

[Herr-Berbunch]

but wear skirts and

[Jimbuna]

impersonate a tree frog

[BossMark]

and that was very

[Jimbuna]

hard for a bearded

[Herr-Berbunch]

lady-botherer such as

[Jimbuna]

the elusive Lord Lucan

[Herr-Berbunch]

, who often posted headlines,

[BossMark]

such as, nobody can

[sidslotm]

ever scratch my grillocks

[Jimbuna]

with a paste brush

[BossMark]

which was very rough

[Osmium Steele]

, but I like it

[sidslotm]

meanwhile down in the

[Jimbuna]

bowels of the earth

[sidslotm]

out of the stinking

[Jimbuna]

toilet in the cafeteria

[sidslotm]

crawled the one eyed

[Captain Titanic]

mutated crab from the

[Jimbuna]

the toilet next door

[Rockstar]

inside of which dwells

[Gerald]

appears on the album

[Herr-Berbunch]

entitled "No sense at-all"

[Rockstar]

produced and directed by

[Flaxpants]

Vendor Enterprises, and recorded

[BossMark]

by Reece and Jimbuna

[Flaxpants]

in Jim's shed. Vendor