The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

inside Reece silk stocking

[Reece]

that Jim kept sniffing

[Jimbuna]

for some fresh air

[Gerald]

in an American radio

[Jimbuna]

parody set in Mexico

[Gerald]

to performed almost entirely

[Jimbuna]

in a confused state

[Gerald]

like Texas,there we

[Jimbuna]

had a great Meet

[Gerald]

,all was not there

[Jimbuna]

but main components were

[Gerald]

intoxicated with love for

[The Enigma]

the lunatics who gathered

[Gerald]

skype with some people

[Jimbuna]

unable to make connection

[Gerald]

strange but true, said

[The Enigma]

one lunatic to his

[Jimbuna]

much loved pet cabbage

[Gerald]

it has some beef

[Jimbuna]

and a penchant for

[BossMark]

being very naughty and

[Reece]

obviously quite kinky but

[Cybermat47]

Cybermat47 got more women

[Reece]

when he dreamed rather

[TarJak]

than in reality. Pimply

[Reece]

little specimens they were!!:o

[The Enigma]

After this suprise Tarjak

[Gerald]

about the sheep being

[The Enigma]

all black but one

[Rockstar]

having an uncanny resembelence

[Gerald]

ability to predict the

[The Enigma]

past, not the future

[Jimbuna]

keeping to proper tense

[Gerald]

in the supply cabinet

[Jimbuna]

I wish I knew

[Gerald]

on skype ya now (working)

[Jimbuna]

I am afraid so

[The Enigma]

said the guy and

[Jimbuna]

it came to pass

[Spiced_Rum]

forwards, backwards, and up

[The Enigma]

then down again, next

[Jimbuna]

to the automatic lift

[Spiced_Rum]

and urine soaked stairwell

[Jimbuna]

of the kings residence

[Spiced_Rum]

for media loving Diana

[The Enigma]

who will never share

[Jimbuna]

any more jelly babies

[The Enigma]

for that matter, so

[BossMark]

it all went up

[Jimbuna]

in a puff of

[The Enigma]

a smoke and soon

[Jimbuna]

there were smoke signals

[The Enigma]

seen by a fireman

[Jimbuna]

and a tree surgeon

[The Enigma]

who immediately called 911

[Jimbuna]

and reversed the charges

[BossMark]

so that Reece could

[Jimbuna]

call his drop bear

[Reece]

that BossMark stole, he

[TarJak]

dialled, but no connection

[Jimbuna]

to the prison resulted

[The Enigma]

in Reece becoming sad

[nikimcbee]

because his pet koala

[Reece]

bit his friend Niki

[TarJak]

on the kiwis, causing

[BossMark]

a lot of concern

[Reece]

not to mention pain!

[Jimbuna]

who laughed out loud

[The Enigma]

making everybody wondering why

[nikimcbee]

koalas carry STDs.:o Reece

[u crank]

knowing this was careful

[The Enigma]

while approaching a koala

[u crank]

because of their habit

[nikimcbee]

of...we can't mention

[u crank]

without some embarrasment and

[nikimcbee]

a phonecall from the

[u crank]

outback where this kind

[nikimcbee]

riff-raff live in sin

[The Enigma]

and their destiny will

[Spiced_Rum]

go walkabout in Europe

[u crank]

with a trained heffalump

[TarJak]

suspended above their heads.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, Reece and his

[Jimbuna]

bunch of nancy boys

[Reece]

joined Niki for a

[nikimcbee]

for an Ozzy:haha: walkabout

[u crank]

in flip-flops and speedos

[nikimcbee]

that were purchased at

[Jimbuna]

the five and dime

[Reece]

this tour also included

[nikimcbee]

Julie Gillard, Reece, Tarjak,

[Reece]

then Reece kicked Julia

[nikimcbee]

's fuzzy love dice.:o She

[Reece]

fell and gashed her

[BossMark]

her arm on a

[Reece]

"fell and gashed her be found by a" makes sense . . . not!:hmmm:

native walking by who

[nikimcbee]

was madly in love

[TarJak]

with a fair dinkum

[nikimcbee]

named "Reece", also known

[Jimbuna]

affectionately as Slack Alice

[BossMark]

the wicked witch of

[Jimbuna]

those who drink lemonade

[Gerald]

cool and refreshing from

[Reece]

the local dumpster where

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak chugs down Fosters:o

[Reece]

then throws it up

[Jimbuna]

and over his shoulder

[Gerald]

on the rare occasions

[BossMark]

it was pretty obvious

[Jimbuna]

what was going on

[Gerald]

they just said, "Turn

[Jimbuna]

around little bright eyes

[BossMark]

and have a look

[Jimbuna]

at the pickled herring

[Gerald]

also known as bismarck

[Reece]

but who knows why??!!:doh:

[Spiced_Rum]

The Old Man knows.

[The Enigma]

So let's ask him

[Spiced_Rum]

but where was he?

[Jimbuna]

sitting on the toilet

[u crank]

reading a comic book

[Jimbuna]

written in foreign verse

[BossMark]

which he could not

[Jimbuna]

eat with his cereal

[TarJak]

killer's nasal injectors. Pinging

[BossMark]

Niki on the head

[TarJak]

is Neal's favourite pastime

[Jimbuna]

during the summer months

[BossMark]

as he also liked

[garren]

warts on his toe

[Jimbuna]

nails to look like

[Gerald]

Abraham Maslow from Derby

[Spiced_Rum]

dressed in high heels

[BossMark]

which belonged to Reece

[Jimbuna]

Witherspoon the camel jockey

[u crank]

who got arrested for

[Gerald]

using a picture of

[Jimbuna]

dubious authenticity when compared

[Reece]

to Jim's collection of

[TarJak]

empty brown ale bottles

[BossMark]

which he liked to

[Reece]

throw at the coppers

[eddie]

who were trying to

[Reece]

restrain him with a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of dark rum

[Herr-Berbunch]

and some peppermint cordial

[Jimbuna]

from the Schweppes manufacturer

[Reece]

who was being investigated

[nikimcbee]

for roasting weiners on

[Jimbuna]

the top of a

[nikimcbee]

wankel rotary engine. Reece

[Jimbuna]

was a right old

[Gerald]

in a branch of

[BossMark]

his own which he

[nikimcbee]

poured onto a hot

[Jimbuna]

slice of buttered toast

[Spiced_Rum]

covered in cat hairs

[Jimbuna]

and some mice droppings

[Gerald]

,must be done in

[Reece]

BossMark's soup for him

[BossMark]

which was rather odd

[Reece]

, nevertheless he drank it!!:o

[Jimbuna]

then gave a rendition

[u crank]

of an old show-tune

[Spiced_Rum]

whilst cartwheeling across the

[u crank]

universe in a canoe

[Reece]

, he was so happy

[TarJak]

he became Australian. Swordfish

[Reece]

jumped at the opportunity

[BossMark]

but then declined because

[Reece]

realized the foolish move!:yep:

[nikimcbee]

Then, the large halibut

[Jimbuna]

stood on its head

[Spiced_Rum]

and danced the fandango

[Reece]

arousing Niki into a

[Jimbuna]

sudden state of unbridled

[BossMark]

confusion which he liked

[Jimbuna]

to think of as

[Reece]

an attempt to acquire

[Jimbuna]

a new toe nail

[Reece]

but failed, this concludes

[BossMark]

that Reece will never

[Reece]

watch BossMark scoffing toe-jam

[Jimbuna]

through a pink straw

[Reece]

the cheesy smell was

[Jimbuna]

something to be desired

[Reece]

by Niki who then

[BossMark]

ran crying to his

[Reece]

Mummy because BossMark slapped

[Jimbuna]

a restraining order on

[Reece]

him not to go

[TarJak]

to the toilet on

[Spiced_Rum]

failed politician gordon brown

[Reece]

, this event shocked Jim

[BossMark]

and BossMark so much

[Reece]

they decided to take

[u crank]

a vacation in Antartica

[Reece]

to get a suntan

[u crank]

and do some shopping

[The Enigma]

at the tax free

[Reece]

fish shop, then they

[BossMark]

decided to go for

[Reece]

a nice swim in

[TarJak]

a wee puddle, delivered

[Reece]

the fish to TarJak's

[BossMark]

pond where he liked

[Reece]

bathing naked with Jim

[Spiced_Rum]

under the full moon

[nikimcbee]

whist eating taco bell

[u crank]

and playing tiddlywinks in

[nikimcbee]

Reece's flat. Jim wore

[u crank]

as little as possible

[Reece]

to thrill Niki who

[u crank]

applauded wildly then threw

[Reece]

himself down and stripped

[BossMark]

naked for long hard

[Cybermat47]

Dowly-time in Finland

[Reece]

where the people gathered

[Spiced_Rum]

to watch snowmen singing

[BossMark]

a rude song about

[Spiced_Rum]

why Rudolf's red nose

[Reece]

, that naughty BossMark punched,

[BossMark]

on the nose and

[Reece]

caused it to bleed, this

[Spiced_Rum]

was not drink related

[BossMark]

as once thought, but

[Spiced_Rum]

due to over active

[u crank]

imagination combined with a

[BossMark]

slap, Reece decided to

[TarJak]

start some shenanigans over

[u crank]

at the SubSim playhouse

[Spiced_Rum]

dressed as a periscope

[nikimcbee]

and drank Crown Royal

[u crank]

which made him very

[nikimcbee]

attractive:o to the other

[u crank]

periscopes, some who liked

[BossMark]

to dress up as

[TarJak]

sailors in dog suits

[Spiced_Rum]

wearing sailor suits, and

[BossMark]

silly hats which TarJak

[Spiced_Rum]

thought quite fetching but

[Reece]

BossMark stole them so

[TarJak]

he was transported to

[nikimcbee]

indian cricket school, where

[Spiced_Rum]

his googlies were creased

[TarJak]

and his stumps bailed

[u crank]

and his sticky wicket

[BossMark]

got all in a

[TarJak]

hat trick of disasters

[Spiced_Rum]

spinning balls off leg