The Four Word Story Game

[Cybermat47]

, or Matt Smith as

[Jimbuna]

a packet of nuts

[BossMark]

on the bar with

[Jimbuna]

a packet of raisins

[The Enigma]

at the left side.

[Jimbuna]

of the solar system

[Cybermat47]

, and it's creator, ?

[eddie]

of the great big

[Jimbuna]

four words at least

[BossMark]

as that's the rules

[TarJak]

that no-one plays by:03:

[Jimbuna]

when very poorly educated

[The Enigma]

by the teacher Jimbuna :smug:

[Jimbuna]

Somewhere on another planet

[BossMark]

after Newcastle lost again

[Jimbuna]

the situation looking dire

[TarJak]

with Sunderland becoming attractive

[Jimbuna]

but still not desireable

[TarJak]

without brown ale stained

[Fubar2Niner]

underpants, and frogmans mask

[Jimbuna]

decorated with buttercup milk

[The Enigma]

and honey all over

[Jimbuna]

the small padded stirrup

[BossMark]

was not very healthy

[Jimbuna]

but nor was the

[TarJak]

support Jim showed Sunderland.

[Jimbuna]

Thank God for that

[BossMark]

because they are crap

[TarJak]

but Jim loves them

[BossMark]

so much that he

[The Enigma]

did everything to achieve

[Jimbuna]

a successful memory erasure

[Fubar2Niner]

using a damp Sunderland

[The Enigma]

the he bought from

[Herr-Berbunch]

a dodgy looking guy

[Fubar2Niner]

named Jabba the Hut

[The Enigma]

An evil creature that

[Jimbuna]

lurked in public lavs

[Fubar2Niner]

salivating over porcelain bowls

[Jimbuna]

and smelly damp urinals

[The Enigma]

with brown stains at

[Fubar2Niner]

his lips outermost edges

[AVGWarhawk]

the flies were attracted

[Jimbuna]

to soiled loo paper

[Fubar2Niner]

and lumpy brown gravy!

[Jimbuna]

from the hand cleanser

[Fubar2Niner]

, a lovely girl, however,

[Jimbuna]

who loved a sailor

[Fubar2Niner]

named Steve. A ten

[The Enigma]

feet tall guy who

[Fubar2Niner]

is head and shoulders

[AVGWarhawk]

and not much more

[TarJak]

in a Mackems jersey

[Jimbuna]

begging for a win

[The Enigma]

and hoping for a

[Jimbuna]

walk in the park

[BossMark]

with a large monkey

[eddie]

who loves to watch

[Cybermat47]

Dowly with his wives,

[The Enigma]

and Jimbuna with his

[Jimbuna]

reputation lying in tatters

[The Enigma]

Nevertheless he managed to

[BossMark]

drink a pint of

[Jimbuna]

Nelsons Blood last night

[Fubar2Niner]

and dance merrily on

[Jimbuna]

the tightly sprung tightrope

[Fubar2Niner]

strung from crystal chandeliers.

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

Grandad wasn't really sure

[Fubar2Niner]

if Grandma loved him

[Jimbuna]

or the organ grinder

[Fubar2Niner]

monkeys were Right Out !!!!

[eddie]

So Grandpa decided to

[The Enigma]

to test grandma. He

[Troublous_Haze]

<brake> <brake>. Somebody should write down the whole story in one post when it gets finished :haha: HOWEVER THERE WILL BE NO END TO THIS, not at least the end of the world comes suddenly before schedule :)

[Jimbuna]

So Grandpa decided to

get back on track

[The Enigma]

and test grandma on

[Jimbuna]

the new rail line

[eddie]

because she loves to

[BossMark]

be on track with

[TarJak]

Grandpa's steam engine. Pistons

[Jimbuna]

pumping with great passion

[Fubar2Niner]

ears emitting copious steam

[Jimbuna]

clouds and baked beans

[Fubar2Niner]

and brown sauce, obviously

[Jimbuna]

breakfast time was nearing

[BossMark]

very fast and it

[Cybermat47]

Was GLORIOUS! Proclaimed Cybermat47

[The Enigma]

His stomach thought otherwise

[Jimbuna]

copying his posting patterns

[Cybermat47]

Of spewing out randomosity

[Jimbuna]

whatever ' randomosity ' actually means

[Cybermat47]

Possibly a made up

[BossMark]

word invented by a

[Jimbuna]

a baby drop bear

[eddie]

who just wanted to

[Jimbuna]

jump out of trees

[BossMark]

and run to the

[Jimbuna]

local childrens toy shop

[Reece]

in search of a

[TarJak]

rubber dolly with open

[u crank]

ended wrenches. These we're

[BossMark]

bought by Reece and

[Jimbuna]

sold on into slavery

[Herr-Berbunch]

as were all Australians

[Jimbuna]

and similarly unpleasant scoundrels

[Fubar2Niner]

who greeted everyone, G'day !!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile, back in London

[Fubar2Niner]

Fubar franticly typed email

[troopie]

to colonials who couldn't

[Herr-Berbunch]

read, or even talk

[Fubar2Niner]

but swam like fish

[BossMark]

in the local pond

[Fubar2Niner]

surrounded by venison toadstools

[Jimbuna]

and pieces of eight

[Reece]

and a big fat

[Jimbuna]

lady started to sing

[u crank]

out of tune and

[TarJak]

in a tuna tin

[nikimcbee]

man wearing a lavender

[TarJak]

cravatte and lime pink

[Gerald]

outfit, with a splash

[BossMark]

of purple and a

[Jimbuna]

hint of salad cream

[The Enigma]

making it all look

[Fubar2Niner]

incredibly horseradish and peppers

[Jimbuna]

served in half as

[Fubar2Niner]

much as it was

[Jimbuna]

served in just earlier

[AVGWarhawk]

if not later than

[Jimbuna]

the one just before

[TarJak]

the bus stop outside

[Cybermat47]

Where Hitler was made

[BossMark]

to run and do

[Cybermat47]

Community service by Jesus

[Jimbuna]

the local village postman

[TarJak]

whose sandals wore thin

[Jimbuna]

due to his sharp

[The Enigma]

turning curves while hiking

[Jimbuna]

on a bed of

[BossMark]

nails which was quite

[Jimbuna]

a large hammer blow

[The Enigma]

for the tired guy

[Jimbuna]

with the bell end

[Cybermat47]

That jiggled near Bilbo

[Jimbuna]

and his sailor friend

[Cybermat47]

Erich Topp, who said,

[BossMark]

bloody hell what's going

[Cybermat47]

On, David Cameron is

[Jimbuna]

now the Lord Admiral

[BossMark]

idiot of the year

[Jimbuna]

for the third consecutive

[Herr-Berbunch]

week running, made no

[Jimbuna]

sense to the electorate

[Herr-Berbunch]

or people in Newcastle

[Fubar2Niner]

Brown Ale tv advertisements

[The Enigma]

as seen on the

[TarJak]

toilet late last night

[Jimbuna]

down by the ranch

[BossMark]

which is next to

[Cybermat47]

Obama's orphanage, a place

[The Enigma]

that surely could use

[Fubar2Niner]

an overdue spring cleaning

[The Enigma]

and a redecoration of

[Jimbuna]

with a fire hose

[BossMark]

which was owned by

[Jimbuna]

none other than Sam

[Fubar2Niner]

courageous but small fireman

[Jimbuna]

melt a lot quicker

[Fubar2Niner]

than large statuesque ones

[Jimbuna]

that are brightly polished

[Fubar2Niner]

dripping with runny custard

[Jimbuna]

and served in half

[BossMark]

a pint of hot

[TarJak]

snot sprinkled with hundreds

[Fubar2Niner]

of tiny mouse turds

[Jimbuna]

covered in white chocolate

[BossMark]

and also sprinkled with

[Jimbuna]

some ground black pepper

[Fubar2Niner]

and HP Fruity sauce

[The Enigma]

As a finishing touch

[Cybermat47]

We added Daleks, who

[Jimbuna]

unbeknown to anyone else

[Reece]

had the ability to

[Jimbuna]

change a flat tyre

[u crank]

on a space ship

[TarJak]

with no wheels, so

[BossMark]

that it ran up

[Cybermat47]

The Vatican, and cooked

[TarJak]

the Pope's goose. Well

[Fubar2Niner]

his Popeness was surprised !

[BossMark]

that the goose laid

[Fubar2Niner]

the table and carved

[Jimbuna]

up the roast turkey

[The Enigma]

, stuffed with all the

[Jimbuna]

popcorn one could fry

[BossMark]

in a tin hat

[Cybermat47]

Then Doctor Who materialized

[Fubar2Niner]

Who materialized? The Who!

[The Enigma]

No not the Who

[Fubar2Niner]

which who and where?

[The Enigma]

Questions without an answer

[Fubar2Niner]

sang the Moody Blues

[The Enigma]

and so did Queen.

[Cybermat47]

She had sung in

[Jimbuna]

The Queen was chuffed

[Fubar2Niner]

Prince Philip was embarrased

[TarJak]

as the corgis had

[Fubar2Niner]

naughtily nibbled his nuts

[TarJak]

which he'd carelessly left

[Fubar2Niner]

parted outside his gusset

[BossMark]

which was rather odd

[Jimbuna]

because he was naked

[Fubar2Niner]

and admiring Fergie's toes

[Jimbuna]

through a gigantic telescope

[Fubar2Niner]

surprisingly named Hubble Bubble

[Jimbuna]

old Phillips in trouble

[Fubar2Niner]

'Not again !!!' Yelled queenie

[TarJak]

as a corgi disgraced

[Fubar2Niner]

itself on the carpet

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from a neighbour

[nikimcbee]

in a quiant shire

[BossMark]

but it wasn't Yorkshire

[Jimbuna]

where button mushrooms sleep

[nikimcbee]

with onions, po-ta-toes, and

[Jimbuna]

a pint of petrol

[Cybermat47]

Are drunken by Thel

[Jimbuna]

the dwarf from conicky

[Cybermat47]

, the land of creepy

[Jimbuna]

drop bears and transvestites

[Cybermat47]

Who like mince pies

[Reece]

and people like Jim

[nikimcbee]

, Steed, Bossmark, Rue Paul

[BossMark]

who like to play

[Jimbuna]

for the winning side

[TarJak]

Sunderland, Jims' favourite team.:O:

[U570]

We then realised that

[Jimbuna]

Mackems are real scum

[BossMark]

just like man utd

[Jimbuna]

and their London based

[AVGWarhawk]

piss pot of a

[Jimbuna]

supposedly mancurian supporters club

[Cybermat47]

That really supports Baal,

[Jimbuna]

from the local creche

[The Enigma]

that ended without children

[Cybermat47]

Defecating upon fire hydrants

[Jimbuna]

in warped adolescent minds

[Cybermat47]

Like that of Cybermat47

[U570]

. They walked down the

[BossMark]

aisle and sung a

[Jimbuna]

revolting little sea ditty