The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

with explosives and grain

[Jimbuna]

if you're like minded

[u crank]

join in. This party

[BossMark]

is at Jim's house

[Tango589]

down in the dungeon

[Jimbuna]

where the monkeys play

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with Jim's beer stash

[Jimbuna]

at the greatest risk

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of inebriation possible in

[Jimbuna]

an abode fullof

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a broon liquid served

[Tango589]

with lumps of fat

[Jimbuna]

and mellowed with a

[Gerald]

sentences with the word

[Spiced_Rum]

"quaffing", the art of

[Jimbuna]

trying to understand drink-related

[TarJak]

postern blasts from Uranus

[Jimbuna]

whilst attempting to decipher

[Tango589]

Greek with German dictionaries

[Jimbuna]

written in foreign lands

[Spiced_Rum]

with strange phonetic symbols

[Jimbuna]

representing even stranger cyrillics

[TarJak]

that encrypted the secret

[Jimbuna]

words of the eedjit

[Spiced_Rum]

mass murderer called Stalin

[Jimbuna]

the one trick pony

[Spiced_Rum]

of Leninist-Marxism kulak pogroms

[Jimbuna]

based on the rules

[TarJak]

of Scrabble, those incomprehensible

[Jimbuna]

words of pseudo wisdom

[TarJak]

handed down from on

[Tango589]

high by a midget

[Jimbuna]

trapeze artist wearing seductive

[nikimcbee]

fairy wings and a

[Jimbuna]

a large snow shovel

[BossMark]

borrowed from the nearest

[TarJak]

drinks cabinet. Shakespearean soliloquies

[Jimbuna]

are pretty boring actually

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and can cause drinking

[Jimbuna]

in the funniest places

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with weird people who

[TarJak]

have designs on literature

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and bird-watching. Most English

[Jimbuna]

are signing at JobCentres

[TarJak]

for Scottish dole cheques

[Jimbuna]

and pieces of eight

[TarJak]

bar blues numbers by

[Jimbuna]

the most common denominator

[TarJak]

of the highest numerator

[Jimbuna]

in the tallest tower

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with the lowest rent

[Jimbuna]

for the least quality

[TarJak]

of detritus left strewn

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across the universe and

[Jimbuna]

in your back garden

[u crank]

where suspicious plants grow

[Jimbuna]

in a crafty manner

[BossMark]

down the side of

[Jimbuna]

the old cross country

[u crank]

bat-mobile that many superheros

[Jimbuna]

drove wearing party frocks

[Tango589]

and purple high heels

[Jimbuna]

with matching fishnet stockings

[Tango589]

worn by Italian waiters

[Jimbuna]

in a Greek restaurant

[u crank]

serving Mexican food to

[Jimbuna]

last of the Mohicans

[Spiced_Rum]

little French maids serving

[TarJak]

their masters and mistresses.

[Jimbuna]

Due to the excessive

[TarJak]

ICBM fire from North

[u crank]

demand, Hobbits were hired

[TarJak]

and fired along with

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haggis and other unspeakable

[Jimbuna]

items of Scottish deprevation

[u crank]

smuggled in under kilts

[Jimbuna]

and bales of hay

[BossMark]

which TarJak used as

[Jimbuna]

an aphrodisiac for kangaroos

[TarJak]

, randy marsupial rampages ensued

[u crank]

rapidly reducing dropbear population

[TarJak]

from zero to none

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an tragedy of monumental

[TarJak]

miniscularity. Is that even

[Spiced_Rum]

possible for charity status

[TarJak]

to be declared when

[Jimbuna]

the poor have inherited

[TarJak]

their grandmother's nightdresses with

[Spiced_Rum]

vintage G-string and suspenders

[Jimbuna]

made from barbed wire

[TarJak]

jelly. Smell played an

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insignificant role in choosing

[Jimbuna]

the new rainbow queen

[TarJak]

from a selection of

[Jimbuna]

very old wrinkly octogenarians

[Tango589]

smelling strongly of sherry

[u crank]

with mismatched socks and

[TarJak]

pained expressions caused by

[Jimbuna]

a severe alimentary blockage

[TarJak]

of the Khyber Pass

[Spiced_Rum]

gummy bears couldn't shift

[Jimbuna]

the barrel of beer

[BossMark]

from my house, which

[Jimbuna]

was old and outdated

[u crank]

and almost empty. This

[Jimbuna]

was cause for grave

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digging, a local sporting

[Jimbuna]

enthusiast was often berated

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for supporting the Broncos

[Tango589]

when they played cricket

[Jimbuna]

at the rugby stadium

[TarJak]

a known transgression that

[Jimbuna]

alarmed the sperm bank

[TarJak]

where wunches of bankers

[Jimbuna]

were repeatedly milked dry

[Tango589]

by traveling sausage fondlers

[TarJak]

whose nimble digits stimulated

[BossMark]

all the way to

[Spiced_Rum]

Timbuktu and back again

[Jimbuna]

via the channel tunnel

[Spiced_Rum]

where rats from Europe

[TarJak]

developed an irreversible aversion

[Spiced_Rum]

to any honest work

[Jimbuna]

in order to achieve

[Spiced_Rum]

criminal mastery over indigenous

[Jimbuna]

snails that were contemplating

[Spiced_Rum]

moving home to avoid

[Jimbuna]

a nasty lettuce rash

[TarJak]

caused by excessive teabagging

[u crank]

, a local custom started

[Gerald]

a web address that

[Tango589]

specialised in Icelandic tomfoolery

[u crank]

in a hot-tub with

[Tango589]

fifteen Swedish lingerie models

[u crank]

who didn't know Vendor

[Tango589]

also wore ladies underwear

[Jimbuna]

and fish net stockings

[u crank]

with his flip flops

[Tango589]

and yellow rubber sombrero

[Jimbuna]

hanging by a thread

[TarJak]

alongside his teabag. Rimming

[Jimbuna]

was preferred to ramming

[TarJak]

and jamming large objects

[u crank]

was frowned upon because

[TarJak]

It hurts much more

[Spiced_Rum]

than soft squishy sponges

[Jimbuna]

that mice use as

[Tango589]

fair weather rain hats

[TarJak]

with toggle ties under

[Spiced_Rum]

their twitchy whiskers because

[TarJak]

waggling whiskers was wonderful

[Spiced_Rum]

when west winds whispered

[Jimbuna]

sweet and sexy platitudes

[Spiced_Rum]

politely poised presidential passions

[Jimbuna]

lay comatose in custard

[Spiced_Rum]

following Mrs obama's fury

[Jimbuna]

with the apple pie

[Tango589]

that Dick Cheyney threw

[Jimbuna]

out of his pram

[Fubar2Niner]

. Missing Helle Thorning-Schmidt

[Jimbuna]

was previously a hit

[Fubar2Niner]

with journalists all over

[Jimbuna]

a bar of chocolate

[Fubar2Niner]

with a soft centre

[BossMark]

so that TarJak could

[Jimbuna]

escape paying his rent

[u crank]

with monopoly money as

[Jimbuna]

was the usual case

[Spiced_Rum]

of cold beer bottles

[Jimbuna]

filled with maidens water

[nikimcbee]

from Steed's flat in

[Jimbuna]

the middle of Soho

[Tango589]

next to the barbers'

[Jimbuna]

shop where skinheads trembled

[TarJak]

their knees with ladies

[Spiced_Rum]

of negotiable affection, quickly

[Jimbuna]

depriving them of their

[Spiced_Rum]

smoke break before lunchtime

[Jimbuna]

was even being considered

[Spiced_Rum]

and what to eat

[Jimbuna]

from the pigs trough

[u crank]

menu, the choices were

[Jimbuna]

slops or fried slops

[Tango589]

with or without spam

[TarJak]

spam, spam, spam, spam

[Tango589]

baked beans or spam.

[Jimbuna]

I'm a lumberjack and

[Tango589]

I'm ok, i sleep

[Jimbuna]

all night and I

[Tango589]

work all day. I

[Jimbuna]

cut down trees, I

[Tango589]

eat my lunch, I

[Jimbuna]

go to the lavatory

[Tango589]

on wednesdays i go

[TarJak]

to Pilates with my

[Jimbuna]

deaf and dumb kangaroo

[nikimcbee]

named Sir Lunchalot, Lord

[Jimbuna]

of the arid outback

[nikimcbee]

, where men are men

[Jimbuna]

and sheep are worried

[u crank]

about the stock market

[Jimbuna]

in TarJaks nether region

[nikimcbee]

the rash spread like

[Jimbuna]

a drop bear sprinting

[nikimcbee]

to a honey pot
http://www.wargame.ch/wc/nwc/newsletter/newsletter18/Images/PoohHoneypot.gif

[Jimbuna]

on a jet propelled

[TarJak]

jelly mould filled with

[nikimcbee]

vodka, rum, and fine

[TarJak]

iron filings with glass

[u crank]

jars filled with suspicious

[TarJak]

looking pommy sheep worriers.

[Jimbuna]

When visiting the third

[TarJak]

level of Hell, please

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bring a bag lunch

[Jimbuna]

and a gas mask

[u crank]

and wear your wellies

[Jimbuna]

in the prescribed manner

[Tango589]

of a Roman centurion

[u crank]

having a beer induced

[Tango589]

episode of psychotic poetry

[u crank]

which annoyed the inmates

[Jimbuna]

at the penal colony

[nikimcbee]

of cricket players who

[u crank]

dressed for success but

[Jimbuna]

bored the rest of

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the fashion conscious Aussies

[TarJak]

with tales of glory

[Jimbuna]

and cans of Foster's

[u crank]

began the silly walk

[TarJak]

to the pavilion where

[Jimbuna]

back to their roots

[Tango589]

which needed more bleaching

[u crank]

and a straw hat

[TarJak]

. Flanges were very uncommon

[Jimbuna]

in the bouncy castle

[TarJak]

that BossMark kept in

[Spiced_Rum]

his posh mansion's ballroom

[TarJak]

where Cameron pranced and

[Spiced_Rum]

Scargill held fraudulent fundraisers

[Jimbuna]

for his London residence

[Tango589]

where he kept his

[Jimbuna]

bankrupt and surplus stock

[TarJak]

brokers lies and receipts

[u crank]

for the unicycle he

[TarJak]

purloined from his grandmother

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and customized it with

[TarJak]

cheese like scrapings from

[Jimbuna]

a bucket of lard

[Spiced_Rum]

to grease back passages

[Tango589]

and many front entrances