The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

by the owner in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the brothel, madam Jim

[Jimbuna]

please let me in

[Gerald]

and clean your back

[Herr-Berbunch]

better than last time

[Jimbuna]

we were alone together

[Gerald]

as a team in

[Snestorm]

the barn behind the

[Gerald]

bars in west area

[Snestorm]

of a large city

[Gerald]

called Berlin so you

[Snestorm]

called Berlin. So you

must remmember to take

[Gerald]

a lesson in spelling

[Jimbuna]

with the wizards help

[Gerald]

of course I want

[Jimbuna]

to be a cabbage

[Gerald]

no more medicinal vegetables

[Jimbuna]

a cabbage will do

[Gerald]

a different for fishes

[Herr-Berbunch]

just seaweed for them

[Gerald]

before they go deep

[Snestorm]

and begin evasive maneuvers

[Gerald]

from voice to people

[nikimcbee]

proclaiming/; Look! man boobs!

[Reece]

feel free to puke

[rein1705]

Torpedo in the water!

[Jimbuna]

shouted the blind parrot

[Herr-Berbunch]

at the deaf kaluen

[Reece]

with only one leg

[Jimbuna]

and a wooden beak

[Gerald]

something turn into grey

[Herr-Berbunch]

street, maybe a taxi

[Jimbuna]

or a kit kat

[Herr-Berbunch]

, four fingers or two?

[Jimbuna]

said the bishop to

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece, as they slipped...

[Gerald]

very easy this time

[Herr-Berbunch]

without the aid of

[Jimbuna]

any of the choir

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the corner singing

[Gerald]

video kills my radio

[Herr-Berbunch]

looks, and interferes with

[Gerald]

looks, and interferes with

animal the lake otscabokhata

[Herr-Berbunch]

animal the lake otscabokhata



:o

:hmmm:

:wah:

[Gerald]

the heat is high

[Herr-Berbunch]

said stripper to policeman

[Jimbuna]

plod as he fingered

[Gerald]

to the cops face

[Herr-Berbunch]

before being handcuffed and

[Jimbuna]

put in a teapot

[Herr-Berbunch]

till all is stained

[nikimcbee]

Where Steed was singing

[Gerald]

with goofy and friends

[Herr-Berbunch]

love songs to Vendor

[nikimcbee]

of Gordon Brown and

[Gerald]

hunters union for the

[nikimcbee]

blind, legless, and bald

[Herr-Berbunch]

eagle hunting, jobless wasters

[Gerald]

in any kind of

[Jimbuna]

home for mentally insane

[Gerald]

are just in front

[nikimcbee]

of the mirror admiring

[Gerald]

sun is good today

[onelifecrisis]

what is Vendor smoking

[Gerald]

unfortunately I don't use

[onelifecrisis]

anything but the best

[Gerald]

of girls can offer

[Herr-Berbunch]

no further satisfaction guaranteed

[Jimbuna]

especially at Langtrees brothel

[Gerald]

of course I publish

[Jimbuna]

the book of nonsense

[Gerald]

appear to look great

[Herr-Berbunch]

in a whores bedroom



















Me thinks Jim's been down under :up:

[Gerald]

but the consequence is

[Herr-Berbunch]

in RL I'm useless

[Gerald]

people don't like competition

[tomfon]

when Vendor is around.

[Gerald]

true if they not

[tomfon]

like this game much

[Gerald]

honesty will be best

[Raptor1]

because Vendor is hijacking

[Gerald]

if so people will

[tomfon]

give you a BPR

[nikimcbee]

conquer Raptor1's army quickly

[Gerald]

good night earth time

[Raptor1]

By God, sir. Stop.

[onelifecrisis]

give you a BPR

what a good idea

[nikimcbee]

, watch The wiggles with

[Jimbuna]

a cup of treacle

[onelifecrisis]

and banana pudding because

[Lionclaw]

it was by order

[TarJak]

of hamburgers with fries

[Jimbuna]

and a jelly pudding

[TarJak]

stuffed with pickled herrings

[Lionclaw]

which are fermented. Today

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor announced he is

[Jimbuna]

starting to learn English

[Sailor Steve]

which no one believed

[Herr-Berbunch]

when Steve finally came

[Jimbuna]

out of the closet

[Lionclaw]

out of the closet

to get fresh air

[Jimbuna]

out of the well

[Gerald]

and take huge step

[Jimbuna]

to understanding better English

[Gerald]

propose you read the

[Jimbuna]

Tales of Beatrix Potter

[Admiral8Q]

bookmarked in old book

[Jimbuna]

stores throughout the galaxy

[Gerald]

beyond no limitation at

[Jimbuna]

a Macdonalds drive thru

[nikimcbee]

got a happy meal

[Gerald]

for plenty of money

[Jimbuna]

and a sore bottom

[nikimcbee]

from bouncing on the

[Gerald]

gang of four in

[Jimbuna]

the dish washing section

[Lionclaw]

of the special forces

[Gerald]

from the city of

[Jimbuna]

the mentaly insane race

[Gerald]

the race was heavy

[TarJak]

with rain and mud,

[Gerald]

so the people was

[Jimbuna]

out of they're minds

[TarJak]

but in their bedrooms.

[nikimcbee]

Now they play scrabble

[TarJak]

in the broken rubble

[convoy hunter]

with a rat to be

[GMU]

Sailor from big S :D

[Jimbuna]

with a rat to be

Only four 4 words please.

Sailor from big S :D

on the river kwai

[aergistal]

where nasty pirates roam

[Jimbuna]

and beat their breasts

[TarJak]

with KFC drumsticks and

[GMU]

Half gnawed chicken leg

[Jimbuna]

drumsticks stolen from a

[Herr-Berbunch]

poor orphan child called

[Jimbuna]

Chickenless George from Lilliput

[Gerald]

go your own way

[Herr-Berbunch]

do not pass go

[Lionclaw]

, don't collect 4000 kr

[Gerald]

instead use the money

[Lionclaw]

to buy some railroads

[Jimbuna]

to the dead end

[Lionclaw]

of time. Monopoly is

[Jimbuna]

the art of scheming

[Gerald]

where the rats love

[Jimbuna]

to cut their toenails

[Lionclaw]

with blunt rusty cutters

[Jimbuna]

purchased from the local

[Gerald]

postman he come to

[nikimcbee]

Jamaica to play the

[Lionclaw]

"flute" with someone's dreadlock

[Jimbuna]

growing in his ear

[Herr-Berbunch]

alongside all the potatoes

[Jimbuna]

in the cabbage patch

[Gerald]

of castle in town

[Herr-Berbunch]

that is new, up

[Jimbuna]

popped a wriggly worm

[Herr-Berbunch]

watching Wolverhampton Wanderers where?

[Jimbuna]

in deepest darkest Derby

[Gerald]

you are alone in

[Jimbuna]

a deep dark cellar

[tomfon]

enjoying Wagner's symphony ''Valkyrie''

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU)

[Jimbuna]

when your trousers split

[tomfon]

and the fairy stinks

[Jimbuna]

more than the sewer

[TarJak]

air freshener from hell.

[Jimbuna]

The ultimate game plan

[TarJak]

was diverted to Gatwick

[nikimcbee]

where they played a

[TarJak]

round of golf over

[Jimbuna]

tower of london bridge

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst meeting some nice

[Jimbuna]

popcorn sellers on acid

[Herr-Berbunch]

wearing nothing but mini

[Jimbuna]

cooper car bonnet badges

[Herr-Berbunch]

and wellington boots coloured

[Jimbuna]

in a dark yellow

[Herr-Berbunch]

pus from one of

[Jimbuna]

the bakers work overalls

[Herr-Berbunch]

that she'd removed to

[nikimcbee]

kiss the royal corns.

[Herr-Berbunch]

But they'd refused access

[nikimcbee]

because their facebook account

[Herr-Berbunch]

had been hacked and

[Jimbuna]

torn to tiny shreds

[Herr-Berbunch]

by a picnic weilding

[Jimbuna]

miniature nikimcbee in drag

[nikimcbee]

along with buna Batman

[Herr-Berbunch]

his unfaithful sidekick who

[Gerald]

ease get rid of

[Herr-Berbunch]

the infection with tablets

[Jimbuna]

of very rare marble

[Lionclaw]

columns from a temple

[Jimbuna]

up in the Andes

[Herr-Berbunch]

near yer wristies, but

[Jimbuna]

far from the tootsies

[Lionclaw]

cabin in central London

(Not sure what tootsies is, my four words may perhaps make no sense.)

[Jimbuna]

next to the underground brothel

(tootsies = toes....your fine)

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Swedes attended daily



Five words Jim? That's not like you...

[Jimbuna]

that Swedes attended daily



Five words Jim? That's not like you...

:damn::DL

with they're favourite pets

[Herr-Berbunch]

tied up outside, whilst

[Jimbuna]

the world spins around

[flatsixes]

and bumps into Greta

[Jimbuna]

the jolly green giant

[Herr-Berbunch]

who strips for money

[Jimbuna]

made out of chocolate

[Herr-Berbunch]

and climbs mountains for

[convoy hunter]

no logical reason just

[Jimbuna]

for the exercise factor

[Herr-Berbunch]

unlike unhealthy subsim kaluens

[Jimbuna]

who destroy whole colonies

[Herr-Berbunch]

of bed-bugs with

[Jimbuna]

a bent pogo stick

[Herr-Berbunch]

and a space hopper





where has everyone gone..?:lost:

[Jimbuna]

from the planet Zonk

[Herr-Berbunch]

just past Uranus, where

[Jimbuna]

the sun don't shine

[nikimcbee]

, you mean Australia the

[Herr-Berbunch]

upside-down nation of

[Jimbuna]

all the convict inhabitants

[Herr-Berbunch]

, "Yes", said the voices...

[Jimbuna]

we'll soon be ree

[nikimcbee]

singing the kiwi national

[Jimbuna]

yodling competition in drag

[TarJak]

racing circles. Maladjusted mammalian

[nikimcbee]

pug singing the batman

[Gerald]

In Jim's birtday soon

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak in a birthday

[Herr-Berbunch]

cake, naked, shouting 'surprise'

[Jimbuna]

'I have man boobies'

[Herr-Berbunch]

just like nicimcbee's and

[Jimbuna]

his long lost sister

[Gerald]

I'm working on this

[Herr-Berbunch]

chat-up line for her

[Gerald]

more complex and so

[Herr-Berbunch]

it failed, like my

[Jimbuna]

attempt at looking handsome

[Gerald]

but in United Kingdom

[Herr-Berbunch]

everyone is absolutely gorgeous

[Jimbuna]

and good looking even

[Gerald]

for a ailurofobi too

[Herr-Berbunch]

and I hate cats

[Jimbuna]

that scratch peoples balls

[Gerald]

especially if they are

[Jimbuna]

tiger cubs from Iceland

[Gerald]

tiger cubs from Iceland they are so nice

[Jimbuna]

when served with rice

[convoy hunter]

and scotch with ice

[Jimbuna]

plus a little lice

[Gerald]

from china with love