The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

is a song, recorded

[The Enigma]

by a band named

[Jimbuna]

billy and the blowjobs

[Gerald]

are switching off, for

[The Enigma]

backing vocals: The hotspots :haha:

[Jimbuna]

were very hot indeed

[The Enigma]

Somebody turn of the

[Jimbuna]

heating in the garden

[Gerald]

range at Tesco direct

[Jimbuna]

lack of previous foresight

[Gerald]

are only too likely

[Jimbuna]

to be the outcome

[Gerald]

in the first round

[The Enigma]

of this strange story

[Jimbuna]

of yet another game

[Gerald]

of moderately complex tabletop

[Jimbuna]

game of mega streadfastness

[The Enigma]

incredible popular amongst the

[Gerald]

Britain's most popular coin

[Jimbuna]

as if you knew

[Gerald]

is a rage comic

[Jimbuna]

made from repeated spam

[Gerald]

,sure everything goes well

[Jimbuna]

then go to bed

[Gerald]

soon it will happen

[nikimcbee]

that tarjak will skype

[BossMark]

all along the bar

[The Enigma]

where four drunk men

[Jimbuna]

run out of ideas

[Gerald]

,as Karugarama stumbles with

[The Enigma]

his wife into the

[Gerald]

bed,and take her

[BossMark]

to the cleaners, then

[The Enigma]

he discovered his error

[Gerald]

of a dinosaur, he

[The Enigma]

immediately returned to the

[Gerald]

bed,for a survey

[Jimbuna]

depths od the earth

[Gerald]

,there after, arrived the

[Jimbuna]

getting into trouble part

[eddie]

is hard to get

[Jimbuna]

for most of us

[Gerald]

the, household income has

[Jimbuna]

not made any sense

[TarJak]

to anyone with a

[Gerald]

the last past years

[Jimbuna]

ounce of common sense

[TarJak]

is nowhere to be found.

[Jimbuna]

from the usual supplier

[TarJak]

of tainted stories from

[Jimbuna]

the northern frozen wastelands

[TarJak]

of tropical Sverige. Swedish

[Jimbuna]

women often excite me

[TarJak]

with their low slung

[Jimbuna]

bottom lips quivering passionately

[TarJak]

with drool dripping from

[The Enigma]

their sensual formed mouth

[Reece]

exciting Vendor into a

[TarJak]

frothy foam of his

[Jimbuna]

personal hand held dreams

[Reece]

until a passing policeman

[TarJak]

passed wind over them

[Reece]

making their eyes sting

[BossMark]

and then all went

[The Enigma]

downhill. The neighborhood became

[TarJak]

disreputable when Vendor moved

[The Enigma]

to Madison Avenue, where

[TarJak]

his news network empire

[Reece]

launched a scathing attack

[TarJak]

on Dowly's Keira infatuation

[Jimbuna]

and love of lemonade

[u crank]

drinking while in sauna

[Jimbuna]

with soap on rope

[Gerald]

so they cant be

[Jimbuna]

get into more trouble

[nikimcbee]

than Reece in a

[Jimbuna]

pair of holy knickers

[BossMark]

which were is favourites

[Jimbuna]

since gifted from TarJak

[The Enigma]

. He looked like a

[Jimbuna]

tart in blue jeans

[The Enigma]

, proudly showing his outfit

[nikimcbee]

, his #28 purple jersey,

[Jimbuna]

with a pink ribbon

[Gerald]

for today's festivities in

[Reece]

attracting men like Mcbee

[nikimcbee]

, who loves purple jerseys:rock:

[Reece]

among other things!!:dead: then

[The Enigma]

Mcbee hurried to the

[TarJak]

purple jersey store to

[BossMark]

buy at least three

[The Enigma]

of those purple outfits.

[TarJak]

Celebrations for the birth

[Jimbuna]

of a baby donkey

[The Enigma]

are an excellent occasion

[Jimbuna]

that shouldn't be missed

[Reece]

by Jim and friends

[Gerald]

on the iTunes Store

[Jimbuna]

and TarJak and Reece

[Reece]

decided to whip Jim

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce

[Gerald]

used in the North

[Jimbuna]

of a troubled mind

[The Enigma]

but lunatics should never

[Jimbuna]

be allowed to visit

[The Enigma]

places like this one

[Jimbuna]

or any other one

[Fubar2Niner]

Gold, Frankinsense and Mur,

[Jimbuna]

are hard to swallow

[Fubar2Niner]

unless taken with vodka

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Fubar2Niner]

glass slipper, with ice

[Jimbuna]

cubes and liquidised manure

[Fubar2Niner]

topped with mangos and

[Jimbuna]

a hot chilli sauce

[Fubar2Niner]

. Vendor, BossMark and TarJak

[Jimbuna]

played spin the bottle

[Fubar2Niner]

in a bathtub with

[Jimbuna]

a shoal of piranhas

[Fubar2Niner]

a rubber duck, and

[The Enigma]

an old ugly bear

[Fubar2Niner]

named Yoda....... Errm Yogi

[Jimbuna]

from the gymnastics club

[Fubar2Niner]

. A much talented yoghurt

[The Enigma]

white as can be

[Fubar2Niner]

with shades of grey

[Jimbuna]

and a green moustache

[Fubar2Niner]

incorporating a green manalishi

[Jimbuna]

and a broken harmonica

[Fubar2Niner]

. Toot! Went the harmonica ........

[Jimbuna]

as STEED blew it

[Fubar2Niner]

"Torriiieees out, out, out

[Jimbuna]

like a demented geezer

[Fubar2Niner]

bird, stockings and suspenders

[Jimbuna]

flapping in the wind

[Fubar2Niner]

thanks to the gas

[Jimbuna]

in the jam jar

[Fubar2Niner]

Chutney on the otherhand

[Jimbuna]

had a paralysing effect

[Fubar2Niner]

on insects and whales

[Jimbuna]

in the local zoo

[Fubar2Niner]

logical dictionary circa 1785

[Jimbuna]

to the present day

[Fubar2Niner]

, onward into the valley

[BossMark]

rode the six hundred

[Jimbuna]

bags of toasted marshmallows

[Fubar2Niner]

on mouseback. Five, four

[Jimbuna]

three, two and one

[Fubar2Niner]

That took some doing ;)

[Jimbuna]

said the village eedjit

[The Enigma]

while he drive away

[Gerald]

in a giant Ford

[Jimbuna]

. The time is nigh

[u crank]

for the kiddies to

[Jimbuna]

have some jolly fun

[u crank]

but Vendor not realizing

[Gerald]

at u crank was Santa

[Jimbuna]

what planet to visit

[Gerald]

,Reece came to help

[The Enigma]

and all went wrong

[Jimbuna]

in the soup kitchen

[Gerald]

locations, in Knoxville, Tennessee

[Jimbuna]

home of the king

[Gerald]

in Graceland Mansion, Memphis

[Jimbuna]

Belle was an aircraft

[nikimcbee]

that the ferret was

[Gerald]

evolved in Europe, between

[Jimbuna]

a randy animal indeed

[The Enigma]

How can one deal

[Jimbuna]

with a crooked dealer

[nikimcbee]

go so good, when

[Gerald]

It wasn't so long

[Jimbuna]

the crooked dealer was

[Gerald]

18 months behind bars

[Jimbuna]

of chocolate and spam

[Reece]

, what a sticky situation!

[BossMark]

it was to be

[Herr-Berbunch]

in that Swedish sauna

[Jimbuna]

with a gibbering wreck

[Gerald]

,especially because you are

[Jimbuna]

hatching a cunning plot

[Gerald]

of the one true

[Jimbuna]

normal transmission is resumed

[eddie]

because the last one

[BossMark]

was done by a

[Jimbuna]

eedjit let loose mistakenly

[eddie]

by a sneaky Tory

[Jimbuna]

voter working as a

[Gerald]

chemist,in NC inland

[eddie]

You lost me Vendor

[Jimbuna]

you and me both

[Cybermat47]

Agree that Carnotaurus' are

[Jimbuna]

a figment of ones

[eddie]

imagination, when there is

[Jimbuna]

an incentive for acceptance

[Herr-Berbunch]

of the Oscar for

[Jimbuna]

the most deranged poster

[Cybermat47]

Featuring Neal killing Hitler

[Jimbuna]

in a bath tub

[Cybermat47]

With pretty women watching

[Jimbuna]

your every sensual move

[eddie]

like cheap tarts who

[BossMark]

like to flaunt their

[Cybermat47]

Meat to the Tory's

[Jimbuna]

in the tower of

[Fubar2Niner]

the large swinging boobies

[Jimbuna]

of the fallen Madonna

[Fubar2Niner]

. "Good moaning", said Toad

[Jimbuna]

"I have good nose"

[TarJak]

for sniffing out disturbing

[Jimbuna]

obnoxious substances of anal

[TarJak]

probes inserted via the

[Jimbuna]

rear orifice of uranus

[eddie]

because any other way

[BossMark]

would seem rather odd

[Jimbuna]

to a fresian bull

[TarJak]

however Jersey's like it

[Jimbuna]

a bit more tender

[Fubar2Niner]

with some horseradish sauce

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Fubar2Niner]

bee, named Eric the

[Jimbuna]

one wearing stripey jumpers

[Fubar2Niner]

and lords a leaping

[Jimbuna]

in a pear tree

[Fubar2Niner]

with ..... Fiiiiiive Goooooollllld Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

and four calling birds

[Fubar2Niner]

each after a large

[Jimbuna]

slice of roast turkey

[Fubar2Niner]

with vinegar and brown

[Jimbuna]

stains on the knickers

[Fubar2Niner]

, embarresed, Mr. Cameron raised

[Jimbuna]

his snot filled handkerchief

[BossMark]

and then farted and

[Fubar2Niner]

thought, 'This is wet !!'

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[nikimcbee]

But not as wet

[Jimbuna]

as a shark salad

[Fubar2Niner]

served with iced tea

[BossMark]

with a large jam

[Jimbuna]

topping to stick everything

[nikimcbee]

, including vegemite, spotted dick,

[Jimbuna]

and a phantom pregnancy

[The Enigma]

. Whooooohoooo said the ghost

[Jimbuna]

as he popped out

[Cybermat47]

Of his Mum and

[BossMark]

went to haunt Reece

[eddie]

because he was trying

[Jimbuna]

to be like Ebenezer

[Fubar2Niner]

old, grey and rotund

[eddie]

acting crabby and mean

[Jimbuna]

as a razor blade