The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

, this aroused him to

[Jimbuna]

the extent that he

[Reece]

donned a pink tutu

[Jimbuna]

to match the mood

[Reece]

some lace and lipstick

[nikimcbee]

on a pig. Bacon

[Reece]

flavored ice cream is

[nikimcbee]

the most popular in

[Reece]

England where they are

[USS Drum]

fond of Winston Churchill

[Reece]

and Margo Thatcher, therefore it

[BossMark]

should be dead because

[Jimbuna]

the empire was lost

[BossMark]

and that cow destroyed

[Jimbuna]

more than Thierry Henry

[BossMark]

who was offside when

[Jimbuna]

the goal was given

[nikimcbee]

to Posh Spice, who

[BossMark]

ran away crying because

[nikimcbee]

Jim called her ugly.

[BossMark]

Which very true indeed

[Jimbuna]

considering her knicker elastic

[Reece]

that he chewed through

[Rockstar]

reminded him of BossMark's

[Reece]

jocks, he wished that

[Rockstar]

he got paid more

[USS Drum]

money.At the ranch

[nikimcbee]

where chickens roam free

[Reece]

BossMark decided to mount

[nikimcbee]

a stuffed kitten on

[Reece]

the car hood to

[BossMark]

make loads of money

[Reece]

until the police arrived

[Jimbuna]

with an arrest warrant

[USS Drum]

one of them was

[Jimbuna]

warranting a rapid result

[BossMark]

but was that possible?

[Jimbuna]

asked the drunken Bishop

[nikimcbee]

from the alien ship

[BossMark]

that belonged to Reece

[Jimbuna]

and his male partner

[BossMark]

TarJak who was known

[Jimbuna]

to be very devious

[von Kinderei]

when out in public

[nikimcbee]

forgot to wear knickers:o

[Rockstar]

exposing a very tiny

[Jimbuna]

amount of self esteem

[von Kinderei]

Reece is proud of

[Reece]

watching von Kinderei wearing tutu's

[von Kinderei]

It turns Reece on

[TarJak]

the Subsim hurdy gurdy

[jjammem]

I only know nothing

[USS Drum]

show. Capt. Pierce was

[BossMark]

not happy about this

[Reece]

so he decided to

[USS Drum]

on M*A*S*H comment about

[Jimbuna]

something close to gibberish

[Rockstar]

which makes me wonder

[Jimbuna]

whether it makes sense

[von Kinderei]

and it never does !

[USS Drum]

Back at the ranch

[geetrue]

thread always on top :yep:

[BossMark]

because it is very

[Reece]

Stupid but then TarJak

[BossMark]

loved to look at

[Jimbuna]

men in kangaroo costumes

[BossMark]

while dancing to rule

[TarJak]

the roost. Beyonce once

[Jimbuna]

looked like a woman

[BossMark]

but is really a

[von Kinderei]

Reece in a disguise

[Jimbuna]

to entrap male varieties

[BossMark]

which also included TarJak

[Jimbuna]

and his dancing pig

[von Kinderei]

which Reece was ridin'

[TarJak]

like a pommy bastid

[Jimbuna]

whipping a crooked convict

[BossMark]

at a cricket game

[Jimbuna]

yet again. Time for

[Reece]

von Kinderei to shave his

[TarJak]

plump and juicy round

[BossMark]

bum as it is

[Reece]

offensive to his wife

[BossMark]

so much that she

[Reece]

got out the whip

[Jimbuna]

and lashed out repeatedly

[TarJak]

hitting BossMark's raw red

[Reece]

backside whilst holding his

[Jimbuna]

Noddy doll in pram

[BossMark]

,which was not nice

[USS Drum]

so he screamed "YOU

[Jimbuna]

LEAVE MY DOLLY ALONE"

[USS Drum]

. Hitler was not amused

[Jimbuna]

when someone stole his

[von Kinderei]

Reece blow up doll

[Jimbuna]

from the creche cupboard

[USS Drum]

so he ordered jim

[Jimbuna]

to pluck the chicken

[TarJak]

whilst spanking the monkey

[Reece]

that von Kinderei was nursing

[USS Drum]

but then USS Drum

[Reece]

stole the monkey and

[U570]

taught the animal to

[Reece]

drive tractors, however it

[USS Drum]

was thrown into McDonald's

[BossMark]

where Jim sat eating

[TarJak]

His hat whilst BossMark

[BossMark]

laughed at the funny

[Reece]

bite marks on the

[Jimbuna]

seat of his pants

[BossMark]

which were made by

[von Kinderei]

Reece cause he enjoyed

[Gerald]

to sing with Tarjak

[nikimcbee]

in a fried-out combie.

[Jimbuna]

Dwelling on the past

[Gerald]

and live in present

[Jimbuna]

from santa for children

[BossMark]

but only if your

[USS Drum]

nice. Back on Titanic

[BossMark]

Reece and TarJak were

[von Kinderei]

playin' post office in

[USS Drum]

Captain Smith's bathtub with

[von Kinderei]

Willy Murdochs tiny torpedos

[Jimbuna]

and a plastic trumpet

[von Kinderei]

which Reece blew heartedly

[USS Drum]

while Smith himself was

[Jimbuna]

struggling with the trombone

[von Kinderei]

while TarJak played marbles

[USS Drum]

but then "ICEBERG RIGHT

[von Kinderei]

in Smith's tub created

[USS Drum]

a bit of confusion

[Reece]

when von Kinderei fondled them

[nikimcbee]

Cheezheadz are going to:woot::yeah::woot::yeah:

[Reece]

have fun as well

[nikimcbee]

roasted by the Giants

[USS Drum]

But then the ship

[Reece]

open fired, von Kinderei panicked

[BossMark]

and ran to his

[Reece]

Mummy and cried, she

[Jimbuna]

slapped him a goodun

[TarJak]

with a frozen kipper

[BossMark]

with all her might

[Jimbuna]

and modesty remaining intact

[BossMark]

but only just, because

[Jimbuna]

the mice were blind

[BossMark]

as bats, so they

[USS Drum]

jumped of the ship

[von Kinderei]

and into Reeces pants

[Jimbuna]

being worn by his

[von Kinderei]

trusty pal TarJak while

[USS Drum]

Hitler was dancing on

[Jimbuna]

a bowl of rice

[u crank]

with one eye on

[von Kinderei]

Reeces package makin' him

[Reece]

puke over von Kinderei who

[u crank]

just ducked in time

[von Kinderei]

as it splattered Reece :har:

[Reece]

's mate u crank in the

[u crank]

the time it took

[Reece]

was now dispersed thankfully!:yep:

[u crank]

to the delight of

[von Kinderei]

Jimbuna who began to

[u crank]

sing a merry song

[von Kinderei]

that turned Reece on

[USS Drum]

robot mode then he

[von Kinderei]

grabbed TarJak and danced

[USS Drum]

in the saloon that

[von Kinderei]

Sailor Steve and Jimbuna opened

[USS Drum]

and charged $5 a

[von Kinderei]

Reece lap dance that

[USS Drum]

no one wanted to

[Reece]

pay except von Kinderei. Later

[TarJak]

That night, under the

[Reece]

bed, von Kinderei was playing

[USS Drum]

with his toy tank

[Reece]

until his Mummy came

[BossMark]

and caught him at

[Reece]

it! He cried because

[TarJak]

his tank was smaller

[Reece]

than BossMark's so he

[U570]

Promptly 'acquired' a Panzer

[TarJak]

drivers, left trouser leg

[Jimbuna]

and pulled so hard

[Reece]

that it erupted and

[u crank]

once again evasion tactics

[Jimbuna]

were of no use

[von Kinderei]

Reece was splattered in

[BossMark]

bird poop which came

[von Kinderei]

from u cranks DoDo Bird

[u crank]

who escaped with his

[von Kinderei]

last bottle of Jack

[u crank]

and pet bird in

[von Kinderei]

a shoebox which Reece

[u crank]

mailed to friend vK

[von Kinderei]

minus the pet bird :doh:

[Jimbuna]

who lived next door

[u crank]

that Reese prepared for

[von Kinderei]

another poop shower cause

[Jimbuna]

the rot set in

[von Kinderei]

In the mean time

[u crank]

vK departs on his

[Jimbuna]

brand new pink skateboard

[u crank]

with shiny Yamaha decals

[USS Drum]

but a sniper got

[BossMark]

it right in the

[USS Drum]

head and he screamed

[Jimbuna]

at the wooden donkey

[von Kinderei]

that u crank was ________ :o

[Jimbuna]

a chip off the

[von Kinderei]

ole block, hispal Reece

[u crank]

chased said donkey and

[USS Drum]

called in a barrage

[von Kinderei]

which plastered TarJak whom

[Jimbuna]

was on another planet

[u crank]

fleeing the madness of

[USS Drum]

jimbuna's private police force

[Jimbuna]

breaking down his door

[USS Drum]

then storming the house

[U570]

only to find a

[u crank]

a startled vK jumping

[von Kinderei]

upn down on u crank

[USS Drum]

more than four words

[von Kinderei]

tell Reece that K

[Reece]

is an alphabetical letter!!

[USS Drum]

u crank then went

[u crank]

back to his school

[von Kinderei]

to become a Sparky ... :har:

[Reece]

but was grounded so

[von Kinderei]

as not to start

[USS Drum]

he was almost brigged

[u crank]

but jumped to Reese's

[Reece]

aid and escaped through

[von Kinderei]

the hole in his

[USS Drum]

jeep, but then Mr.

[von Kinderei]

Magoo and McBarker showed

[u crank]

a talent for dancing

[Rockstar]

around in his skivvies

[u crank]

much to the delight

[USS Drum]

of Churchill, who awarded

[Reece]

them both with a

[USS Drum]

Stupidity Cross, Britain's highest

[Rockstar]

award for Americans and

[USS Drum]

America rejected it though,

[von Kinderei]

so Reece claimed them .

[USS Drum]

and Britain loved them

[TarJak]

for their unfortunate penchant

[USS Drum]

. Back at the ranch

[Reece]

von Kinderei stepped in a

[BossMark]

pile of poop which

[Reece]

made him stink badly.