The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

from Fukshima where everything

[Tango589]

is buzzing rather vigorously

[Jimbuna]

and glowing during darkness

[Aktungbby]

'till dawn's early light:O:

[Spiced_Rum]

looking for love around

[Jimbuna]

a hot chip butty

[TarJak]

made by batty men

[Tango589]

and my Aunt Vera

[TarJak]

whose butty was buttered

[Tango589]

and thickly spread with

[BossMark]

strawberry jam and custard

[Jimbuna]

gathered from a particularly

[Tango589]

foul tempered Buddhist monk

[Jimbuna]

and his rabid pixie

[Aktungbby]

singing oooohhhmmmm in harmony

[Spiced_Rum]

to Hari Krishna chants

[Aktungbby]

whilst studiously Kama Sutring:har:

[TarJak]

to close the wound

[BossMark]

Jim decided to sing

[TarJak]

dirty old sea shanties

[Jimbuna]

he picked up from

[Tango589]

his days in the

[Jimbuna]

bosom of the whale

[Aktungbby]

which Jonah suckled shamelessly

[Spiced_Rum]

in view of dolphins

[BossMark]

who where in shock

[Spiced_Rum]

seeing disgustingly depraved displays

[Jimbuna]

from the Tiller Girls

[Tango589]

as they look nowadays.

[Jimbuna]

Archie was a kindly

[Tango589]

old meat pie maker

[Jimbuna]

from deepest outer mongolia

[Aktungbby]

Where Genghis is amunghus

[nikimcbee]

in the panikuchenhuis. Bossmark

[Jimbuna]

was an old pervert

[TarJak]

that like to strut

[BossMark]

around the fish pond

[Jimbuna]

in his frogman suit

[Aktungbby]

rrrrbittg here, rrrrbittg there

[Tango589]

whilst jumping on his

[Aktungbby]

oversized libidinous lily pad

[BossMark]

which TarJak was sat

[Spiced_Rum]

because standing was dangerous

[Jimbuna]

wrapped like a mummy

[Tango589]

out on the pull.

[Jimbuna]

The real truth was

[u crank]

about to come unravelled

[Jimbuna]

like a toilet roll

[Tango589]

when you're caught short

[u crank]

and a long way

[Tango589]

from the nearest thunderbox.

[Jimbuna]

All these short sentences

[Tango589]

make my head spin

[Aktungbby]

curtail my literary efforts

[Tango589]

to write coherent sentences:O:

[Jimbuna]

but change is due

[TarJak]

on the next bus

[Jimbuna]

due in an extreme

[TarJak]

driving display by BossMark

[Jimbuna]

in his kiddies batmobile

[TarJak]

powered by gastric juices

[Aktungbby]

and propulsive methane gasses

[TarJak]

produced in his large

[Aktungbby]

sacred bovinid ungulatory rumens

[Jimbuna]

bag of boiled sweets

[Tango589]

kept in his trousers

[Jimbuna]

for fear of interrogation

[TarJak]

by Subsim killer moderators

[Jimbuna]

dressed as killer penguins

[Aktungbby]

chased by leopard seals

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing 'Crazy' and some

[Tango589]

wearing 9" high heels

[Jimbuna]

whilst continuously posting gibberish

[TarJak]

to pump his postcount

[Jimbuna]

to a coherent level

[Tango589]

of inane irrelevent banality

[u crank]

which was quoted continually

[Jimbuna]

ad nauseam to everyone

[Spiced_Rum]

who bothered reading them

[Jimbuna]

or take notice even

[Spiced_Rum]

of long winded rants

[Jimbuna]

more akin to a

[BossMark]

rabid dog which was

[Jimbuna]

making much more sense

[Spiced_Rum]

than anti NSA tirades

[TarJak]

emanating from bubbleheads backside

[Jimbuna]

downwind of Gotham City

[Spiced_Rum]

where jokers play pranks

[Jimbuna]

on three legged penguins

[TarJak]

decorating the Xmas trees

[Jimbuna]

with pink silk stockings

[TarJak]

filled with coal and

[Jimbuna]

packets of fish fingers

[TarJak]

toes, teeth and ears.

[Jimbuna]

Santa looked much like

[TarJak]

a small twisted gnome

[Jimbuna]

with many nose warts

[Tango589]

and unsightly neck lumps

[Jimbuna]

protruding at an obtuse

[BossMark]

angle from a rather

[Jimbuna]

rusty looking iron girder

[TarJak]

hanging from a thread

[Jimbuna]

of the monkey spider

[Spiced_Rum]

eating fresh monkey brains

[Jimbuna]

through a brass trombone

[Tango589]

with the choir singing

[Jimbuna]

ride a white swan

[TarJak]

past a deleted post

[Jimbuna]

not the first time

[Spiced_Rum]

or last chance saloon

[TarJak]

where spicedrum sits dejected

[u crank]

after spilling his drink

[Jimbuna]

over his new dress

[BossMark]

which TarJak had bought

[TarJak]

using BossMark's credit card

[Jimbuna]

a very poor forgery

[Tango589]

of a library ticket

[Jimbuna]

from the tenth century

[TarJak]

BC which Jimbuna kept

[Jimbuna]

to remind him of

[Tango589]

his love for cabbages

[Jimbuna]

and bottles of ketchup

[Tango589]

in his private collection

[Spiced_Rum]

on open display outside

[BossMark]

the court house he

[Jimbuna]

was often summoned to

[BossMark]

appear before the judge

[Tango589]

on charges of being

[Jimbuna]

drunk in a brothel

[Tango589]

and impersonating a clergyman

[Jimbuna]

whilst praying stark naked

[Tango589]

with a leek stuck

[u crank]

cross ways in his

[Jimbuna]

font of holy water

[Tango589]

and Watneys Red Barrel

[u crank]

leaking profusely all over

[Jimbuna]

the picture of the

[Tango589]

Pope in fancy dress

[Jimbuna]

performing the conga dance

[u crank]

poorly, but with great

[Tango589]

enthusiasm for a octaginarian.

[Jimbuna]

There was once a

[u crank]

a prize for this

[Tango589]

but sadly it involved

[Jimbuna]

sucking a monkeys toe

[Tango589]

painted with nail polish

[Jimbuna]

remover and a little

[TarJak]

French polish. Chips, beer

[Jimbuna]

and a doner kebab

[TarJak]

were standard fare at

[Spiced_Rum]

every event which pleased

[Jimbuna]

the pussycat and the

[Spiced_Rum]

owl floating away on

[Jimbuna]

a pan of soup

[TarJak]

tins rusty nails and

[Jimbuna]

a packet of crisps

[TarJak]

made from wolf nipples

[Spiced_Rum]

copied in latex prosthetics

[BossMark]

borrowed from a odd

[TarJak]

bod named McBee whose

[Spiced_Rum]

color perception was reversed

[TarJak]

because he crossed his

[Jimbuna]

blues with his pinks

[Spiced_Rum]

and pinks looked brown

[Jimbuna]

when viewed from behind

[Spiced_Rum]

the pool table cushion

[Jimbuna]

next to the bandit

[TarJak]

wagon with the flowers

[Jimbuna]

for the exorcism service

[TarJak]

being held in Neals

[BossMark]

dark and scary house

[Spiced_Rum]

with chainsaw cutting screams

[Jimbuna]

emanating from the cellar

[Spiced_Rum]

bar over high prices

[TarJak]

for bicycle parts. Gerontology

[Spiced_Rum]

by geriatric professors is

[Jimbuna]

quite an old pastime

[Spiced_Rum]

to pass the time

[BossMark]

of day with a

[Jimbuna]

tribe of Zulu warriors

[Spiced_Rum]

dancing in grass skirts

[BossMark]

borrowed from TarJaks collection

[Spiced_Rum]

of African tribal costumes

[Jimbuna]

that he stole from

[TarJak]

naked Africans in Africa.

[Spiced_Rum]

Meanwhile, back at sea

[u crank]

in a leaky rowboat

[Spiced_Rum]

with only one oar

[Jimbuna]

and a blind monkey

[u crank]

at the helm. Catastrophe

[Jimbuna]

was a determining factor

[TarJak]

awaited the occupants of

[nikimcbee]

The Ashes, where the

[TarJak]

victorious Indian cricket team

[u crank]

celebrated by dancing the

[TarJak]

Cucuracha and sipping dacquiris

[BossMark]

from a pint glass

[Jimbuna]

made from cigarette tips

[BossMark]

smoked by a dwarf

[TarJak]

rhinoceros named Kevin, from

[Jimbuna]

the asylum next door

[TarJak]

to Subsim. Strange emanations

[Jimbuna]

poured out of Betty

[Spiced_Rum]

the sweaty fish gutter

[Jimbuna]

from the local clinic

[TarJak]

for dilapidated fish sweaters

[Jimbuna]

and battered fish fingers

[TarJak]

holding cricket bats on

[Spiced_Rum]

fresh cat gut strings

[Jimbuna]

hanging from a derelict

[Spiced_Rum]

Spanish building site crane

[Jimbuna]

condemned many years ago

[BossMark]

by the Spanish inquisition

[Fubar2Niner]

. Nobody expects Spanish Inquisition !!!!!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

said an astonished dwarf

[TarJak]

English batsman, whose wicket

[Cybermat47]

was destroyed by Megatron

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed convict

[Cybermat47]

from Cybertron, and his

[u crank]

gang of autobot monkeys

[Spiced_Rum]

swinging off the crane

[Jimbuna]

the same one again?

[Spiced_Rum]

Yes, the Spanish plain

[TarJak]

the one with rain

[Jimbuna]

that's located in Spain

[BossMark]

but always a pain

[Jimbuna]

when caught out by

[u crank]

the Spanish CIA agents

[Jimbuna]

dressed in pink camisoles

[u crank]

a dress code that

[Jimbuna]

made absolutely no sense

[zygoma]

", retorted J. Edgar Hoover.

[Jimbuna]

puffing on his cigar

[u crank]

and secretly adjusting his

[zygoma]

*fabulous* pink chiffon peignoir

[Jimbuna]

on to his other

[Spiced_Rum]

shoulder while applying make-up

[TarJak]

to his bruised ego

[Spiced_Rum]

caught exceeding his jurisdiction

[BossMark]

which was out of

[TarJak]

cash and time again.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever anyone looks back

[Spiced_Rum]

they reinvent the truth

[TarJak]

about England's cricket performance

[Jimbuna]

over the previous years

[TarJak]

and dream of success

[Jimbuna]

in the ladies showers

[Spiced_Rum]

without dropping the soap

[Jimbuna]

down the used toilet

[BossMark]

which was very smelly