The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

one can imagine easily

[convoy hunter]

how special it is (.)

[Jimbuna]

Even more special than

[TarJak]

licking jellied eels with

[Armistead]

with white veneral sores

[Jimbuna]

on their electric lips

[Madox58]

stickied heinously to anal

[Reece]

hairs, this is just

[Madox58]

speculation at this point!

[Reece]

However, if true, it

[Gerald]

have balls for everyone

[Reece]

even if a bit

[Jimbuna]

on the side objects

[Reece]

, however, under pressure it

[Jimbuna]

be a little scary

[Gerald]

because Santa is coming

[Jimbuna]

to the disco dance

[Madox58]

doing LSD and planning

[Gerald]

swimming in the sea

[Rockstar]

of Vendor look alikes

[Madox58]

until the Alien Grey

[Reece]

wolf surfaces to wreak

[Armistead]

Herr's pink mobile home

[Jimbuna]

Herr's pink mobile home

Of the spam king

[Reece]

with a deadly force

[Gerald]

which Santa never have

[TarJak]

relied upon, subtantially relegating

[Jimbuna]

us all into poverty

[krashkart]

stricken state of mind

[Jimbuna]

the large step please

[Rockstar]

pass the gravy boat

[Jimbuna]

to the rich bankers

[Gerald]

yes but I'm happy

[Jimbuna]

new year to everyone

[Rockstar]

laugh today for tomorrow

[Armistead]

we'll be back here

[krashkart]

eating fermented shark meat

[TarJak]

with fungal infections ripening

[Jimbuna]

as every hour passes

[TarJak]

through the digestive tract

[Herr-Berbunch]

before visiting the bar

[Jimbuna]

where the golden girls

[Armistead]

dance wildly around the

[Madox58]

Sacrificial SubSim Virgin dressed

[Sammi79]

In unforgetably thin plastic

[Madox58]

thingies that bunch up

[Sammi79]

at the wrong moment

[TarJak]

in time for Jimbuna

[Rockstar]

to see a dirty

[Jimbuna]

pigeon deposit some crap

[Gerald]

which is used to

[Jimbuna]

the latest news flash

[Gerald]

and news shows up :D

[Jimbuna]

Trying to keep pace

[Gerald]

but everyone likes news

[TarJak]

that makes sense, rather

[Rockstar]

than the unending gibberish

[Madox58]

at Family Christmas Gatherings!

[Gerald]

.Zoo owner had many

[TarJak]

queerly shaped animals from

[Madox58]

upside downland, mostly dressed

[TarJak]

as Mermaid Man and his

[Gerald]

gorilla, that happy thought

[Madox58]

just planted images in

[TarJak]

Privateers head, he couldn't

[Gerald]

look in the mirror

[Armistead]

without suffering total embarrassment

[nikimcbee]

, but then started singing

[Gerald]

we are the best

[nikimcbee]

singers of Abba music

[Jimbuna]

whilst dressed in drag

[nikimcbee]

, doanloaded GWX for tractorsim

[Jimbuna]

on a porn site

[nikimcbee]

AND pick up a

[Jimbuna]

small dose of herpes

[nikimcbee]

, not so simplex! The

[TarJak]

McBee experience of herpes

[Jimbuna]

was a frightening episode

[Gerald]

the result is worrying

[nikimcbee]

and chewing your leg.

[Gerald]

Somewhere, there has been

[nikimcbee]

a lost Geordie boy

[Jimbuna]

avoiding similar spam tactics

[TarJak]

by hiding in Reece's

[Gerald]

new TV screen, which

[Reece]

displayed naked TarJak posters

[Gerald]

images show clear signs

[Jimbuna]

of a depraved upbringing

[Gerald]

do affect us and

[Jimbuna]

help feed the habit

[Gerald]

it shows up when

[Jimbuna]

you post this gibberish

[Gerald]

you mean secret Blabber

[nikimcbee]

No, he meant blubber.

[Gerald]

In the desert there

[Jimbuna]

was a keyboard overheating

[Madox58]

as 1,000,000 Monkeys banged

[nikimcbee]

bananas while searching for

[Gerald]

women, wine and song

[nikimcbee]

. The apes caught the

[Madox58]

VD, short for Vendor,

[nikimcbee]

or Vendor Diggers like

[Jimbuna]

best spam artist ever

[Gerald]

.Time to change car

[nikimcbee]

to motorcycle and race

[Jimbuna]

through the general topics

[Gerald]

,what a Bloody Joke

[Jimbuna]

said the court jester

[TarJak]

juggling his balls, whilst

[nikimcbee]

looking at Reece lustfully.:o

[Gerald]

while sneaking a cat

[Rockstar]

into a brothel unnoticed

[nikimcbee]

. But McBee noticed the

[Gerald]

story and admitted that

[nikimcbee]

Jim looks cute in

[krashkart]

double-knitted tweed pantaloons

[nikimcbee]

, rouge lipstick, and a

[TarJak]

bottle of Brown Dog

[Herr-Berbunch]

opened with his teeth

[Gerald]

and pulled it open

[Herr-Berbunch]

releasing the fairy Vendor







:DL

[Gerald]

,Herr-Berbunch,TarJak,Jim,Reece

[antikristuseke]

back to the wild.

[krashkart]

Then it started raining

[Gerald]

in the desert of

[Jimbuna]

the worlds fastest poster

[krashkart]

and Jim's pantaloons shrunk

[Gerald]

anyway, beer fixed the

[Jimbuna]

deluge of textual gibberish

[Madox58]

for a short time.

[Jimbuna]

Then came 'the return'

[Herr-Berbunch]

of some burnt stuff

:yeah:

[Rockstar]

in Vendors skivvies

[Herr-Berbunch]

which caused customs some concern

[Madox58]

which caused customs concerns

FIXED

And NO!
It's not called "The Five word story Game"
That's another thread.

[Rockstar]

Herr-Berbunch, having been caught

[Herr-Berbunch]

with so much hidden




But, but, but, Rockstar only used three! :doh:

[Madox58]

cried out for help


He broke the rules.
He got away with it!
You didn't!
:haha:

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the one and

[nikimcbee]

McBee. He pulled out

[Gerald]

and becomes a hero

[TarJak]

in his own mind,

[Jimbuna]

to all spammers worldwide

[Gerald]

If its all too

[TarJak]

complicated, then it shouldn't

[Madox58]

make your head hurt

[Jimbuna]

but Vendors deluge continues

[Sammi79]

to deliver, and as

[Jimbuna]

usual, makes no sense

[Reece]

whatsoever, but fun anyway!!

[Jimbuna]

Oh if only LOL

[Reece]

cat logic ruled here,

[TarJak]

scatalogically it still does

[krashkart]

terrible things to midgets

[Gerald]

mixed with popular commercial

[Reece]

ice-cream Vendors, will only

[Gerald]

enjoy the women's desire

[Reece]

to lick with passionate

[Gerald]

this is the most,

[Herr-Berbunch]

shall we say unusual

[Reece]

flavored delight licked with

[Herr-Berbunch]

the tongue apart from

[Jimbuna]

the green mouldy bit

[Madox58]

but that's another story!

[Jimbuna]

After the intricate operation

[TarJak]

to create life from

[Reece]

rejected tongue juices, Jim

[Jimbuna]

sold his stamp collection

[Reece]

and invested the money

[TarJak]

in suspiciously dodgy schemes

[Jimbuna]

in a pig farm

[TarJak]

by the Swin Burn

[Jimbuna]

on the opposite side

[Reece]

of the raging river

[Rockstar]

of hot magma spewing

[Jimbuna]

in the face of

[Gerald]

moment of truth now

[Jimbuna]

abnormal service is resumed

[Herr-Berbunch]

after drinking half a

[convoy hunter]

vodka North bottle up

[Jimbuna]

from the lower levels

[antikristuseke]

or bowels of hell

[Jimbuna]

where fear always tries

[antikristuseke]

to hide from its

[Reece]

naked existence, it's enough

[TarJak]

to make you puke

[Reece]

though antikristuseke loves it,

[Gerald]

with women who pleases

[TarJak]

herself to diametrically oppose

[Reece]

Vendors words that don't

[Gerald]

not count if you

[TarJak]

can't string together words

[Gerald]

a piece of cake!

[Jimbuna]

A load of cobblers

[Reece]

and a load of

[Jimbuna]

jellied eels in custard

[Gerald]

that's food for Aussies

[Reece]

just like pie floaters

[Gerald]

found, in Down Under

[Jimbuna]

the bottom rung of

[Gerald]

a ladder, outside the

[TarJak]

Adelaide Casino where Reece

[Reece]

puked his guts up

[nikimcbee]

Mcbee's back from eye

[TarJak]

to ear. Mildy amused,

[Reece]

TarJak then puked up

[Gerald]

.Vendor come from work

[Jimbuna]

and immediately started spamming

[nikimcbee]

The ministry of silly

[TarJak]

Posting every thirty seconds

[nikimcbee]

or in metric time

[Jimbuna]

with a talking clock

[Gerald]

.Vendor working hard today

[nikimcbee]

to be registered as

[TarJak]

mentally incompetent whilst caressing

[Reece]

TarJak his inmate, then

[nikimcbee]

a furry ferret dressed

[Reece]

in a pink tutu

[nikimcbee]

, you mean dressed as

[Reece]

Mcbee in a tutu!

[Rockstar]

Prancing about amid inmates

[TarJak]

private parts amid chaotic

[Reece]

sexual desires, lusting after

[TarJak]

their own external thoughts

[Gerald]

my knowledge is the

[TarJak]

only thing lacking. Despite

[Reece]

passing third grade primary

[Gerald]

,It includes the way

[Reece]

I talk as well

[Gerald]

In front of women,

[TarJak]

my shy demurring nature

[Jimbuna]

is practically non existent

[TarJak]

when exposing oneself in

[Gerald]

the backyard, there they

[Herr-Berbunch]

rightfully arrested me and

[Reece]

threw away the key

[TarJak]

which was caught by

[Gerald]

a young women in

[Herr-Berbunch]

her false teeth and

[Jimbuna]

used to open septic

[Herr-Berbunch]

boils on Jim's big

[Jimbuna]

sombrero made of straw

[Gerald]

berry,from TarJak's garden

[Herr-Berbunch]

near his dangleberries that

[Jimbuna]

stunk to high heaven

[Herr-Berbunch]

like the rest of

[Gerald]

a landfill close to

[Herr-Berbunch]

kept in his bedroom

[Gerald]

,Reece come and saw

[Herr-Berbunch]

something he'd always wanted