The Four Word Story Game

[Randomizer]

the bag of nuts

[Jimbuna]

in their meat pies

[Reece]

but what goes in

[BossMark]

is a complete mystery

[Reece]

though maggots were found

[Jimbuna]

under the dashboard light

[Randomizer]

where paradise lurked malevolently.

[BossMark]

While looking for Reece

[Randomizer]

the beer bringing beauty

[Reece]

prancing around on tiptoes

[BossMark]

and singing very silly

[Reece]

Spice Girls songs and

[TarJak]

gyrating to Beatles hits

[BossMark]

so its been a

[Jimbuna]

hard days night then

[TarJak]

a long and winding

[Jimbuna]

road to norwegian wood

[Reece]

where the buffaloes roam

[Jimbuna]

in an octopus's garden

[BossMark]

which belonged to Vendor

[Randomizer]

who also had several

[Flaxpants]

arms, useful for playing

[soopaman2]

pinnocle with Elvis Presley

[BossMark]

but also for something

[Jimbuna]

else of a personal

[BossMark]

nature, such as playing

[Jimbuna]

with the tooth fairy

[BossMark]

which Reece's beat friend

[Jimbuna]

was easily 'beaten' to

[sidslotm]

two big rubber lips

[Jimbuna]

and a scented gumshield

[nikimcbee]

which was purchased at

[Jimbuna]

the local rugby club

[QUARRY]

in Aldersgate,for your

[Randomizer]

viewing pleasure. After this

[Reece]

BossMark wept because he

[Randomizer]

had a very small

[Flaxpants]

gnome living inside his

[Jimbuna]

jar of sweet peas

[Flaxpants]

The gnomes name was

[Jimbuna]

Tarjak from the outback

[BossMark]

and Reece also lived

[sidslotm]

Beneath a beautiful toadstool

[Reece]

but BossMark ate it

[BossMark]

and it tasted rather

[Rockstar]

like fresh cow poo

[Flaxpants]

,straight from the cow's

[nikimcbee]

soft serve ice cream

[Randomizer]

dispensers. However, unknown to

[Gerald]

majority of Indian women

[1480]

that soap is needed,

[Jimbuna]

when Vendor comes back

[Gerald]

,to view visitors' confessions

[Randomizer]

of consuming strong drink

[Jimbuna]

he will simply cringe

[Gerald]

and come up with

[CCIP]

more bad ideas for

[Jimbuna]

a boatload of spam

[Gerald]

,and this is just

[1480]

the beginning of a

[Gerald]

biker war in Holland

[Rockstar]

over a shoe factory

[TarJak]

for wooden clogs with

[Gerald]

in-soles, much different

[Randomizer]

than filet of soles

[1480]

that needed to be

[Gerald]

treated, for one to

[Randomizer]

eat fish and chips

[Reece]

with cheese of course!

[TarJak]

The Kaas eaters munched

[BossMark]

in Reeces backyard and

[Reece]

puked in the pool

[TarJak]

of Reece's tears because

[1480]

there was a crocodile

[Randomizer]

with a large mustache

[Gerald]

,leaned close to whisper

[nikimcbee]

the bears still suck.

[Gerald]

.Rockstar, give us money

[Randomizer]

to buy tickets for

[Gerald]

his, next flight with

[1480]

the cow that jumped

[Gerald]

over the moon,for

[Randomizer]

it's made of Kaas.

[1480]

Meanwhile, our hero's are

[Gerald]

Reece and Bossmark,they

[Randomizer]

have much strong drink

[1480]

walk into a church

[Gerald]

,the priest says "We

[Randomizer]

feel your pain but

[1480]

leave those altar boys

[Jimbuna]

they are Vendors property

[Gerald]

Hmmm... behave yourself now, :O:

[Jimbuna]

said the little boy

:DL

[Gerald]

yes,the Geordie boy :D

[Jimbuna]

with the bovva boots

[Gerald]

known like,steel-toe boots

[Jimbuna]

used for crushing grapes

[Randomizer]

of wrath. Too bad

[1480]

the lass was caught

[Gerald]

up, in trying to

[1480]

elude the spanish inqusition

[TarJak]

or Biffa Bacon, Jim's

[Jimbuna]

secret partner in cooking

[TarJak]

up a plot to

[Jimbuna]

blow up the kitchen

[TarJak]

tidy with C4 and

[Gerald]

a lot of curry

[Jimbuna]

powder mixed with dynamite

[TarJak]

toothpaste. Shrapnel from the

[Gerald]

shells, were anti-personnel artillery

[Jimbuna]

for basic gum defence

[1480]

as fluoridated water causes

[Randomizer]

bad breath in dogs.

[BossMark]

And it loves to

[TarJak]

make fun of everyone

[BossMark]

as Jim always does

[Randomizer]

whilst swilling some ales

[BossMark]

mainly Newcastle brown and

[TarJak]

rum and pep, he

[BossMark]

drunk himself into a

[Reece]

pool of liquid called

[BossMark]

crap, which is like

[Randomizer]

Newcastle Brown only better.

[Jimbuna]

On the other hand

[Randomizer]

was a foot that

[Jimbuna]

turned into a yard

[Gerald]

and then even smaller

[Jimbuna]

akin to Vendors tadger

[nikimcbee]

, which is Swedish for

[Jimbuna]

a smallish piece of

[Gerald]

a moose that will

[BossMark]

drink beer with you

[Jimbuna]

whilst scoffing the apples

[nikimcbee]

up Bossmark's nose like

[Gerald]

an eagle, was the

[Randomizer]

the beer drinking moose

[Gerald]

,we just heard it :O:

[Jimbuna]

singing in gibberish form

[Randomizer]

and badly off key,

[BossMark]

just like listening to

[nikimcbee]

Rick Astley sing the

[Gerald]

these records, they are

[Jimbuna]

as I are am

[nikimcbee]

going to be. Steed

[Jimbuna]

sat on a shovel

[Gerald]

while Reece came up

[Jimbuna]

wearing a funny mask

[BossMark]

which looked like TarJak

[Randomizer]

on a good day

[nikimcbee]

, without the rouge makeup.

[BossMark]

Along with a nice

[Gerald]

twin Rolls-Royce engines

[Jimbuna]

on a bubble car

[BossMark]

which looked rather like

[Jimbuna]

a pair of bubbles

[Gerald]

will remain the thing

[Jimbuna]

you must quicken shop

[Gerald]

yes, I know thx

[1480]

have a loose stool

[Jimbuna]

to accompany that enema

[Gerald]

,If it's passing gas

[Jimbuna]

then strike a match

[Randomizer]

, and let freedom flame

[Jimbuna]

all those behind us

[Gerald]

burn so bright,this

[Jimbuna]

cheery dark long night

[Gerald]

,is a metaphor, used

[1480]

for gay, really really

[Randomizer]

boring political crap. Meanwhile

[1480]

in the south pacific

[Randomizer]

a major shortage of

[Jimbuna]

coconuts cause little concern

[TarJak]

due to the surplus

[Randomizer]

of imported beer and

[Jimbuna]

a banana skin extravaganza

[TarJak]

of epic proportions, lead

[Randomizer]

the Mayor's lackey to

[Jimbuna]

turn to merry pineapples

[1480]

though the tsunami was

[Jimbuna]

watching you very carefully

[1480]

it couldn't move any

[nikimcbee]

slower. The cricket team

[1480]

could not find their

[Randomizer]

balls and sticky wickets

[BossMark]

so they had to

[Reece]

improvise by using some

[Randomizer]

one else's balls. However

[BossMark]

TarJak was not happy

[Reece]

and quickly whipped out

[Lord_magerius]

his completely inappropriate collection

[BossMark]

of comic books and

[Reece]

moth eaten pile of

[BossMark]

used toilet paper, which

[Jimbuna]

adorned his sticky wicket

[BossMark]

which Reece was looking

[Jimbuna]

at with much envy

[TarJak]

and licking his lips

[Jimbuna]

as they started drooling

[BossMark]

down his chin and

[Jimbuna]

across his fat belly

[Reece]

that BossMark licked clean!

[BossMark]

and it tasted just like

[Jimbuna]

something with five words

[Randomizer]

and so totally forbidden.

[Gerald]

.Admiral Bossmark,saw this

[BossMark]

coming and ran to

[nikimcbee]

the head with the

[Gerald]

of Goliath under his

[Randomizer]

right armpit. Suddenly one

[BossMark]

one of the eyes

[Gerald]

to become uncomfortable, which

[Randomizer]

was rather confusing and

[BossMark]

and very silly, just

[Gerald]

to read after the

[Randomizer]

end of the world.

[BossMark]

So Reece and Jim

[Gerald]

drank a few drinks

[Randomizer]

, dealt out the cards,

[sidslotm]

and started screaming wildly

[BossMark]

because someone was cheating!

[Gerald]

.Suddenly the wolf come

[Randomizer]

, marking its territory with

[Gerald]

animal of a particular

[Jimbuna]

strange looking swedish type

[Randomizer]

of tropical water buffalo.

[Gerald]

.Reece had swimwear today

[Jimbuna]

and night wear tomorrow

[Reece]

BossMark was jealous and

[Gerald]

maybe so, maybe not

[Reece]

wanting clothes at all

[Jimbuna]

unlike Vendor dancing naked

[Gerald]

,Hello Reece ya ok?

[Jimbuna]

said the naked rascal

[Gerald]

,that was truly enjoyable

[Jimbuna]

for those missing it

[Gerald]

this summer,so bend

[Reece]

on melting Jim that

[Gerald]

it come hard, and

[Reece]

he couldn't take it

[Randomizer]

for better or worse

[Flaxpants]

he hammered it into

[Randomizer]

an empty beer can.

[Reece]

Thus ends the saga

[Randomizer]

, but not quite since

[Jimbuna]

tomorrow is another day

[BossMark]

which is today, so

[TarJak]

tommorrow never comes, unless

[BossMark]

it does. So mean

[Reece]

while during today TarJak

[BossMark]

went for a pint