The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

play a role in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the latest hollywood blockbuster

[Jimbuna]

"How To Make Sense"

[Gerald]

Honesty is sufficient,yes

[nikimcbee]

but when you have

[Gerald]

things you want to

[Jimbuna]

try to understand better

[Gerald]

give it a shot

[Jimbuna]

kettle calling pot black

[Gerald]

that they themselves are

[Rockstar]

full of yummy stew

[Reece]

bobbing up and down

[krashkart]

like happy little marshmallows

[TarJak]

delivering useless sticky goo

[Gerald]

to the soleplate for

[Reece]

deployment to the orifice

[Jimbuna]

at the rear entrance

[Gerald]

of the Reichstag Building

[Jimbuna]

where spam is stored

[Reece]

for Jims future retirement

[Herr-Berbunch]

from professional heavyweight boxing

[Jimbuna]

someone sensible at last

[Herr-Berbunch]

called Jim a professional

[Gerald]

practico because of his

[Reece]

bribery, but we know

[Jimbuna]

admire and worship him

[Gerald]

but to go beyond

[Herr-Berbunch]

the moon is difficult

[Jimbuna]

in a paper bag

[Gerald]

fascinating facts about this

[Herr-Berbunch]

shoelace of mine in

[Jimbuna]

the Ancient Hebrew Times

[Gerald]

whose culture and language

[Jimbuna]

are similar to yours

[Gerald]

military occupation, their salaries

[Jimbuna]

paid in game renown

[Herr-Berbunch]

are just above minimum-wage

[Jimbuna]

for a bonded slave

[krashkart]

superglued to fiberglass fenders

[Jimbuna]

superglued to fiberglass fenders

then pelted with mice

[Rockstar]

testicles fired from Krashkart's

[krashkart]

scoped bolt action Mauser :O:

[Reece]

, these deadly projectiles penetrated

[Gerald]

failed to stop their

[Rockstar]

donor Vendor from having

[nikimcbee]

fuzzy dice hanging to

[Reece]

hamper suffering McGurk effect

[nikimcbee]

. Meanwhile, Prince Charles and

[krashkart]

Craig Ferguson barbecued a

[nikimcbee]

(an) umpa lumpa in honey

[Reece]

a kinda chocolate flavor

[krashkart]

that never goes away

[Reece]

until you vomit the

[TarJak]

little bugger down the

[Herr-Berbunch]

wife's throat, just like

[krashkart]

every other unsavory thing

[Herr-Berbunch]

that we pay for

[Gerald]

letting our politicians get

[Herr-Berbunch]

to close to our

[Rockstar]

most prized family jewels

[Gerald]

this is the final

[Rockstar]

butt you will kiss

[Gerald]

.I'll see that you

[Jimbuna]

like to kiss men

[Gerald]

Women like,that's true

[Herr-Berbunch]

but still butts, however

[Gerald]

time to move on

[Rockstar]

Vendor are you proposing

[Gerald]

,my flight going tomorrow

[Rockstar]

. I barely know you

[Gerald]

to warmer places, yes

[nikimcbee]

I like big butts

[Jimbuna]

yes, so we hear

[Gerald]

btw,where is superwolf?

[Jimbuna]

in the super lair

[Rockstar]

sniffing those big furry

[Gerald]

Does anyone have pictures?

[Jimbuna]

or a dvd even

[Rockstar]

maybe even a facsimile

[Gerald]

is an affordable device

[Rockstar]

that gives Vendor wonderful

[Jimbuna]

for a tin opener

[Gerald]

It's a nice, robust

[Rockstar]

example of manly buttocks

[krashkart]

that only Subsim could

[Reece]

wave around without creating

[krashkart]

too much unnecessary ruckus

[Rockstar]

in the back alley

[Reece]

with Vendor watching, drooling

[krashkart]

over canned bully beef

[Reece]

, well, something beefy anyway

[krashkart]

or possibly even hákarl :huh:

[Buddahaid]

She didn't say so.

[TarJak]

"SPAM for dinner!" cried

[krashkart]

the ship's master chef

[TarJak]

aboard the good ship

[krashkart]

SS Bunatania, flagship of

[TarJak]

Krashkartistan, Lair of the

[krashkart]

fierce (yet amicable) TarJakodile

[Reece]

and the TrapVendoor Spider

[Herr-Berbunch]

that lurks under toilet-rims

[Reece]

ready to bite some

[Herr-Berbunch]

unsuspecting rim sniffing pervert

[Reece]

. Rim sniffing! that is

[krashkart]

a most disconcerting endeavor!

[Reece]

but that's Herr-Berbunch's thing

[Herr-Berbunch]

after Reece threatened him

[TarJak]

for gits and shiggles

[Jimbuna]

in his packed lunch

[Reece]

that thankfully Jim decided

[krashkart]

was too meager for

[Jimbuna]

a super heavyweight champion

[Herr-Berbunch]

such as lovely Herr-Berbunch

[krashkart]

, sweetheart of the ring

[Reece]

dancing in his tutu

[krashkart]

with all the grace

[Herr-Berbunch]

of a supreme ballerina

[Jimbuna]

performing during rag week

[Herr-Berbunch]

at university. Over in

[Jimbuna]

the land of Oz

[krashkart]

the crazy train departs

[Jimbuna]

with a big puff

[Herr-Berbunch]

called Reece and *partner*

[Jimbuna]

over from brokeback mountain

[Herr-Berbunch]

where they enjoyed the

[Reece]

beautiful women and booze

[Ships-R-Us]

behind the old green door

[krashkart]

of the Jade bordello

[Herr-Berbunch]

catching syphallis whilst there. (Full Stop!)








:O:

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch also caught syphallis

[krashkart]

from a broad named

[THE_MASK]

Billy Jean Krash Tart

[krashkart]

, the barmaid known worldwide

[Reece]

for her voluptuous lips

[Herr-Berbunch]

and heaving bussom, which

[krashkart]

nearly sprang forth from

[Herr-Berbunch]

the huge birthday cake

[Reece]

wearing leather panties and

[Jimbuna]

a huge cheesy smile

[Herr-Berbunch]

before singing to the

[Reece]

crowd, in a sexy

[Herr-Berbunch]

negligee, borrowed from Reece

[Reece]

, it fit perfectly too!

[Jimbuna]

even accomodating her hunchback

[krashkart]

and her tremendous goiter

:O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

which Reece found alluring

[Jimbuna]

to say the least

[Herr-Berbunch]

it hid the scarring

[krashkart]

rash of untreated scabies

[Herr-Berbunch]

received whilst performing a

[Jimbuna]

half piked back flip

[krashkart]

onto a speeding Vespa.

[Jimbuna]

When the sailor returned

[Herr-Berbunch]

her husband complained she'd

[Rockstar]

not made enough money

[TarJak]

playing poker with the

[Jimbuna]

lepper in the cesspit

[TarJak]

in Jim's front room.

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch dived in swimming

[Rockstar]

with his tutu on

[Reece]

backwards, what a sight!

[krashkart]

His hairy arse protruded

[Reece]

, the crowd went wild

[Jimbuna]

and everyone threw up

[Reece]

, so ends another chapter

[Herr-Berbunch]

in Reece's dream book.








:O:

[Jimbuna]

When you think back

[Rockstar]

it was Herr-Berbunch's dream

[krashkart]

to sing with Justin

[Rockstar]

"K'diddy" Krashkart while robbing

[Jimbuna]

a kiddies pigy bank

[krashkart]

for booze money and

[Jimbuna]

a pair of socks

[Reece]

. One day Herr-Berbunch decided

[krashkart]

to broil a hedgehog

[TarJak]

in Krashkarts pants, where

[krashkart]

the pretty ladies play :smug:

[Reece]

in his dreams, poor

[Ships-R-Us]

ladies please stay away

[Rockstar]

from his drippy plumbing

[Reece]

that's always loose like

[krashkart]

a firehose gone wild. :nope:

[Reece]

After getting a grip

[TarJak]

with his teeth on

[Reece]

the big bent banana

[krashkart]

, McBee raced to Reece's

[Herr-Berbunch]

bedside in the hope

[Reece]

to beat krashkart there

[TarJak]

, but in his haste

[Reece]

he trips over soiling

[Rockstar]

his pants with large

[nikimcbee]

hot chocolate and Pamela's

[Jimbuna]

false dentures awaiting cleaning

[nikimcbee]

. Then the vikes scored

[Herr-Berbunch]

a line of coke

[Jimbuna]

in the toilet urinal

[Rockstar]

just before jimbuna busted

[krashkart]

them for impersonating penguins

[Rockstar]

with fake identification immigrating

[Reece]

some distant planet. Jim

[krashkart]

straightened his uniform and

[nikimcbee]

took Fav-ray's camera away.

[krashkart]

Brett offered his jersey

[nikimcbee]

and a golden shower:o

[Reece]

while we all puked

[nikimcbee]

from watching british movies

[TarJak]

recorded on duct tape

[krashkart]

and subtitled through Babelfish :nope:

[TarJak]

into swahili, urdu and canadian

[Jimbuna]

because nobody understood American

[krashkart]

dialects with Finnish accent. :yep:

[Reece]

TarJak used five words

[krashkart]

to describe his underarms :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

washed with tar and

[Reece]

gravel for that smooth

[Herr-Berbunch]

feminine scent he longs

[Jimbuna]

for in a jockstrap

[Herr-Berbunch]

belonging to McBee's *friend*

[Jimbuna]

the guy next door

[Reece]

to Jims bordello is

[nikimcbee]

Reece's lost lederhosen with

[Jimbuna]

the pretty pink tassles

[Herr-Berbunch]

swinging from her huge

[TarJak]

doorknockers. Fly the flag

[Jimbuna]

of courage for those

[Reece]

who fight for justice

[TarJak]

for lovelorn Geordie hooligans

[Herr-Berbunch]

who seek chiropodists for

[krashkart]

ailments of their chiropods :O:

[Reece]

, lovers of yummy cheesy

[Herr-Berbunch]

, and obviously their donkeys.

[Jimbuna]

When mounting an ass

[Reece]

you must first act

[Jimbuna]

in a crafty fashion

[krashkart]

to dupe the beast

[Reece]

or use a tranquilizer

[Jimbuna]

before you attempt to

[Herr-Berbunch]

place a sombrero on

[krashkart]

one's sacred family jewels

[Jimbuna]

that are usually kept

[nikimcbee]

in Jim's trouser pocket.

[Jimbuna]

Taking the dog for

[Herr-Berbunch]

a mug is just

[Jimbuna]

a waste of time

[Herr-Berbunch]

as it'll see through

[Jimbuna]

your glass eye everytime

[Rockstar]

and slobber all over

[nikimcbee]

your copy of Silent

[Jimbuna]

Night by Bing Crosby

[nikimcbee]

and Jim's favorite Spice