The Four Word Story Game

[U570]

spanked him silly so

[Jimbuna]

he asked for seconds

[Reece]

and got his wish!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece, upon seeing this,

[Jimbuna]

swiftly dropped his pants

[BossMark]

and wanted a good

[Jimbuna]

leg of prime mince

[BossMark]

pies with whipped cream

[Jimbuna]

and a cherry atop

[u crank]

. This made Reece hungry

[U570]

to understand why he

[nikimcbee]

was at the old

[u crank]

taco stand once again

[Reece]

folks home you must

[U570]

not lose your dentures

[Reece]

there or someone else

[U570]

will gladly use them

[nikimcbee]

for some fun times

[U570]

such as biting donkey

[Reece]

leaving me gumming food

[U570]

except for banana smoothie

[BossMark]

with custard and a

[Reece]

coating of fish oil

[Jimbuna]

from a queen prawn

[Reece]

, after I puked I

[Jimbuna]

started to sweat profusely

[Reece]

a sure sign I

[BossMark]

think are not right

[Jimbuna]

in the brain department

[Reece]

meaning I'm a zombie!

[Jimbuna]

with a wooden leg

[U570]

and a labradoodle dog

[Jimbuna]

on a flimsy leash

[TarJak]

tied to his left

[U570]

handed son from Omaha

[BossMark]

was very large looking

[Jimbuna]

through a frosted glass

[TarJak]

of Fosters Jim enjoyed.

[BossMark]

While watching Sunderland play

[Jimbuna]

and beat Leeds 1973

[BossMark]

which was not nice

[Jimbuna]

geordies weren't impressed either

[U570]

because there was no

[Reece]

escaping the violence that

[TarJak]

was perpetrated in the

[U570]

naval oranges of Wales

[Reece]

, then Spock replied "Fascinating!!"

[U570]

This was predicted by

[BossMark]

Reece who just said

[U570]

this: "Oh my, tigers

[u crank]

"are cute. I like"

[TarJak]

left leg is not

[U570]

attached to the story

[nikimcbee]

of when Reece and

[Jimbuna]

his other fellow primates

[nikimcbee]

joined the Pah-ki-stan cricket

[Jimbuna]

team in Englands prisons

[nikimcbee]

in the land down

[Jimbuna]

underneath the civilised world

[u crank]

where dingoes ride roos

[nikimcbee]

and Reece rides wild

[U570]

kiwi's, but they couldn't

[u crank]

be saddled. His next

[U570]

tried reindeer, but that

[Reece]

failed thankfully!! Meanwhile Niki

[U570]

tried to urge the

[Reece]

others to ride the

[BossMark]

naughty girls at the

[Jimbuna]

local pet rescue centre

[Reece]

where Jim was found

[U570]

with 32 rescued kittens

[Reece]

, he took them home

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Reece]

drive his neighbors insane

[Jimbuna]

then rule the neighbourhood

[BossMark]

with BossMark and STEED

[Jimbuna]

as his disabled sycophants

[nikimcbee]

to manage the Buna

[Fubar2Niner]

engaged in kitten juggling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ99O8Pjs2c&feature=related

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

with an Irish Wolfhound

[Fubar2Niner]

named Shamus of Baskerville

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Jimbuna]

the three-legged turkey tamer

[Fubar2Niner]

loved a good gobbler

[Jimbuna]

until wifey found out

[nikimcbee]

that Reece had been

[Jimbuna]

meddling with the poodle

[u crank]

and wagging his tail

[U570]

thrown in the mix

[Reece]

was Jim panting and

[BossMark]

running after some blonde

[nikimcbee]

Scouser-ette named Camilla the

[Reece]

Afghan hound that Mcbee

[Jimbuna]

was in love with

[U570]

because of its velvety

[Jimbuna]

diamond studded dog collar

[Reece]

with carved love hearts

[U570]

with 20 carat cubic

[Jimbuna]

tons of purified napalm

[U570]

and a lit match.

[Reece]

Needless to say it

[nikimcbee]

tasted so good, that

[Jimbuna]

everyone wanted a bit

[BossMark]

but Reece wouldn't allow

[Jimbuna]

the poor a sandwich

[Fubar2Niner]

let them eat cake

[Harald_Lange]

Said Churchill, right before

[BossMark]

farted and had to

[Harald_Lange]

beat a hasty retreat

[Jimbuna]

back into his crib

[Fubar2Niner]

how he loved cribbage

[nikimcbee]

in the nude with

[Harald_Lange]

Susan Boyles throbbing great

[U570]

left toe. This story

[u crank]

is starting to smell

[Reece]

like festered toe jam

[U570]

which isn't helped by

[BossMark]

the absence of a

[Reece]

good cheese scraper, however

[U570]

we quickly learned to

[Reece]

adapt so Mcbee used

[Jimbuna]

a bag of prawns

[Reece]

that he'd trained, this

[U570]

is the end of

[Jimbuna]

the road for somebody

[U570]

with no car to

[Jimbuna]

get on their bike

[U570]

and crash on a

[Jimbuna]

piece of wet lettuce

[Fubar2Niner]

freshly picked of cos

[Jimbuna]

the three-legged blind donkey

[BossMark]

was on his way

[Fubar2Niner]

schools out for summer

[U570]

because it has ended,

[u crank]

"oh boy" yelled Reece

[Reece]

fresh road kill, yummy

[BossMark]

more food for me

[U570]

because I got an

[Jimbuna]

ant in my pants

[Reece]

that bit me on

[Jimbuna]

the tip of my

[Reece]

pride and joy, it

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

Stole my chocolate bar

[BossMark]

and that was so

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

evil by my standards

[Jimbuna]

which hit rock bottom

[u crank]

a stone's throw from

[Reece]

Mcbee's lair where disgusting

[BossMark]

and disturbing things happened

[u crank]

almost every day. McBee

[Jimbuna]

was a lonely person

[BossMark]

and was looking for

[Jimbuna]

a quick leg over

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

by Sailor Steve's house

[Jimbuna]

on the small prairie

[U570]

in the middle of nowhere.

[Reece]

where the buffalo roam

[U570]

and Johnny Knoxville skates

[Reece]

with Jim wearing a

[BossMark]

rather odd looking pair

[U570]

of pink fluffy mittens

[Fubar2Niner]

and well worn balaclava

[Reece]

and paper panties that

[u crank]

are not fire proof

[Jimbuna]

but taste absolutely delicious

[Reece]

, Mcbee just couldn't resist

[BossMark]

to eat all that

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

foreign manufactured paper panties

[Jimbuna]

and toffee flavoured socks

[U570]

that burned to the

[Reece]

stomach, even so he

[BossMark]

still went and got

[U570]

another pair from Jim

[Jimbuna]

the King of England

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

waging war on SUBSIM

[Jimbuna]

with a new wok

[nikimcbee]

, a piece of paper,

[Fubar2Niner]

and a pink gymslip

[Jimbuna]

signed by the Pope

[U570]

and dipped in toilet

[Reece]

water for that nice

[U570]

soggy texture. This made

[Reece]

Mcbee's mouth water and

[TarJak]

his hind leg wildly

[BossMark]

wagged as he ran

[U570]

towards the nearest hydrant

[Herr-Berbunch]

with a long hose

[TarJak]

pipe down his throat

[U570]

to provide some hydration

[Reece]

and because it caused

[Dive! Dive! Dive!]

him to have indigestion

[nikimcbee]

from his missing sigs:stare:

[Jimbuna]

well it weren't me :har:

[nikimcbee]

But Reece's fingerprints were

[Jimbuna]

on the nappy pin

[nikimcbee]

that he put on

[Jimbuna]

the wrong bloody side

[U570]

of the baby's nappy

[Reece]

where Mcbee's prints were

[U570]

found at the scene

[BossMark]

as well so was

[U570]

a suspicious puppy dog

[Reece]

that Mcbee adopted, it

[BossMark]

was a rather savage

[Jimbuna]

looking pink fur ball

[Fubar2Niner]

with big pointy teeth

[Jimbuna]

and an hour glass

[U570]

full of pink fluff

[Jimbuna]

and dark methalated spirits

[Reece]

that Mcbee guzzled down

[BossMark]

rather fast because he

[Jimbuna]

was a greedy little

[TarJak]

doggie whose tail wagged

[Fubar2Niner]

so fast, his backside

[BossMark]

caught fire so he

[Fubar2Niner]

beckoned to his owner

[Jimbuna]

with a stiff upper

[U570]

lip, it then bowed

[Jimbuna]

under the pressure of

[Reece]

a nearby fire hydrant

[BossMark]

which got watered so

[Fubar2Niner]

much he later drowned

[Jimbuna]

in a drainage ditch

[Fubar2Niner]

surrounded by snow geese

[Jimbuna]

and smelly brown flotsam

[Fubar2Niner]

her parents hated her

[BossMark]

so much that she

[Fubar2Niner]

changed her name to

[Jimbuna]

something nobody would recognise

[Fubar2Niner]

strange name you'd think

[Jimbuna]

for a poppy seed

[Fubar2Niner]

Percy Thrower, her dad

[Jimbuna]

was a real crooked

[Fubar2Niner]

path, down which she

[Jimbuna]

would often throw stones

[BossMark]

at Reeces window, so

[Jimbuna]

he could sit staring

[Reece]

through this gaping hole

[TarJak]

between jimbuna's ears, where

[Fubar2Niner]

the flowerpot men play

[BossMark]

with little weed and

[TarJak]

Postman Pat and his

[Jimbuna]

black and white army

[Fubar2Niner]

of granny beating penguins

[Jimbuna]

and TOON army followers

[u crank]

getting bent outta shape

[Jimbuna]

in the local boozer

[u crank]

without the slightest blush

[Jimbuna]

or trace of lipstick

[u crank]

on Reece's collar that

[TarJak]

ucrank put there whilst