The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

and drop bear cocktail

[Harvs]

With a dash of

[Jimbuna]

bold panache and daring

[Harvs]

That led too unbelievable

[Eichhörnchen]

griping pains and flatulence

[Jimbuna]

accompanied with severe dysentry

[Harvs]

making his shoes squelch

[Eichhörnchen]

and his feet stink

[Jimbuna]

to the high heavens

[Harvs]

he prayed that it

[Eichhörnchen]

didn't spoil his chances

[Jimbuna]

of getting a whif

[Eichhörnchen]

of tottie that evening

[Jimbuna]

before morning church service

[Eichhörnchen]

and his latest sermon:

[Harvs]

Thy bum runs dry

[Eichhörnchen]

if thou roughage decry

[Harvs]

While facing the sky

[Eichhörnchen]

Wave constipation bye bye.

[Tango589]

The vicar was inebriated

[Eichhörnchen]

after drinking the tea

[Jimbuna]

from the holy urn

[Harvs]

in the bottom drawer

[Eichhörnchen]

in his granny's room.

[Tango589]

Whilst digging for treasure

[Jimbuna]

with a tortoise shell

[Eichhörnchen]

a marooned pirate, named

[Jimbuna]

after a blind goat

[Harvs]

with a guide chicken

[Eichhörnchen]

uncovered a stockpile of

[Tango589]

fairy cakes and lard

[jacobston]

sprinkled with some runny

[ExFishermanBob]

and yet quite tasty

[Harvs]

Worm castings mixed with

[Jimbuna]

a bag of gravel

[BossMark]

and sand which made

[Jimbuna]

it rough for some

[Harvs]

but not for the

[Tango589]

voices in my head

[u crank]

which seem to say

[Jimbuna]

"Is anybody out there?"

[Harvs]

"No" was the reply

[Jimbuna]

from the invisible voice

[Harvs]

sounding, not surprisingly like

[Jimbuna]

a flock of mockingbirds

[Harvs]

,oh how they mock

[Jimbuna]

and torment the mind

[Tango589]

of the intrepid protagonist

[Harvs]

who's acting was abysmal

[Tango589]

especially on his birthday

[Jimbuna]

celebrations performed in earnest

[jacobston]

(the nice gentleman downstairs

[Jimbuna]

was a funny old

[jacobston]

coot with three stubby

[u crank]

cigars which he couldn't

[Harvs]

Smoke in public anymore

[Jimbuna]

or sell on for

[Tango589]

a holiday to Somalia

[Jimbuna]

on a pirate boat

[jacobston]

called "the sinking rock"

[Jimbuna]

that always comes back

[Harvs]

Underwater and without any

[Tango589]

visible means of supprt

[Fubar2Niner]

. "I've got no strings"....

[jadervason]

said the free lunch

[Harvs]

with no strings attached

[jacobston]

- only rope and cable

[Kresge]

to hold his tackle

[Eichhörnchen]

clear of the water

[Harvs]

and the sucker fish

[Jimbuna]

which lost its dentures

[Harvs]

fanging on a bone

[Eichhörnchen]

is now too weak

[Jimbuna]

to eat his nuts

[Fubar2Niner]

covered in milk chocolate

[Harvs]

like a walnut whip

[Tango589]

or marshmallow covered handcuffs

[Harvs]

with spiral patterns of

[Jimbuna]

chains and hand forged

[Harvs]

Piping hot Cornish pasties

[Jimbuna]

are best served chilled

[Harvs]

with warm English beer

[Tango589]

and cold roast dinner

[Harvs]

just like school dinners

[Jimbuna]

for those suffering from

[Eichhörnchen]

great galloping bum-grapes

[Tango589]

smeared with chilli sauce

[Jimbuna]

and another slice of

[Harvs]

haggis for the masses

[Jimbuna]

who remained in exile

[Tango589]

just outside Wandsworth Prison

[Jimbuna]

close to the equator

[Harvs]

,wanted for crimes against

[jacobston]

a small tribe of

[Harvs]

Irish mashed potato farmers

[Jimbuna]

with magical fairy powers

[Harvs]

,being Austin's gay brother

[Tango589]

came with dire consequences

[Jimbuna]

and very serious repercussions

[Harvs]

so serious in fact

[Tango589]

they were kept secret

[BossMark]

just like in the

[Tango589]

Department for Redundancy Department

[Harvs]

Doing the Devils work

[Jimbuna]

with a wicked grin

[Harvs]

she says dinners ready

[Jimbuna]

for the faint hearted

[Eichhörnchen]

and weak of stomach

[Jimbuna]

muscles and withered forceps

[Harvs]

and slightly wrinkled scalpels

[Tango589]

used to perform surgery

[Harvs]

on old peoples bunions

[BossMark]

while breaking wind, which

[Harvs]

reeked like a Frenchman

[Jimbuna]

working in a sewer

[Harvs]

collecting fillings for pastries

[Aktungbby]

for his oubliette guests:smug:

[Jimbuna]

. Peace in our time

[Harvs]

said the hirsute hippy

[Eichhörnchen]

on leaving the chippy,

[Aktungbby]

upon her sweet bippy

[Jimbuna]

fell a melancholy note

[Eichhörnchen]

"Ach ist Weh mich"

[Jimbuna]

on this miserable day

[Harvs]

Thats quite pleasant actually

[Eichhörnchen]

in a grotty way.

[Harvs]

Trumpets sounding from above

[Eichhörnchen]

heralded the arrival of

[Harvs]

the pizza delivery bloke

[BossMark]

who was looking for

[Harvs]

number 12 Armageddon St

[Jimbuna]

in the vicinity of

[Eichhörnchen]

Number 14 Armageddon St,

[Harvs]

where Mr Death resides

[Eichhörnchen]

after eating his pizza

[Harvs]

the sausage lovers special

[Tango589]

with beetroot-stuffed crust

[Eichhörnchen]

and a campylobacter topping

[Tango589]

to cause gastrointestinal distress

[Jimbuna]

to every wood pigeon

[Aktungbby]

jejunum, ileum, and colon

[Jimbuna]

belonging to the multitude

[jacobston]

of multi-headed beasts

[Aktungbby]

nibbling sops to Cerberus

[Eichhörnchen]

(three tongues, only one

[Jimbuna]

ice-cream between them all

[Harvs]

he had it licked

[Jimbuna]

then thrown in chains

[jacobston]

to stop it melting

[Jimbuna]

and staining his gherkin

[UKönig]

in most abysmal ways

[Harvs]

and utterly devastating to

[BossMark]

see all the things

[Jimbuna]

that went before him

[Eichhörnchen]

turned into tasty pies.:D

[Harvs]

made of spam and

[jacobston]

eggshells, sauteed in a

[Harvs]

slime scraped off eels

[Jimbuna]

using a razor fish

[Eichhörnchen]

. Nobby rose early and

[jacobston]

immediately hired a local

[Harvs]

Tent repairman to fix

[jacobston]

everything but his tent

[Eichhörnchen]

(his name was Tango)

[Harvs]

and he was a

[jacobston]

card holding manure enthusiast

[Eichhörnchen]

covered in vulgar tattoos

[Tango589]

that were spelled incorrectly

[Eichhörnchen]

(like "Kiss Me Quack")

[Jimbuna]

yet still failed to

[Eichhörnchen]

achieve an acceptable erection

[Jimbuna]

with his totem pole

[Tango589]

on a Thursday afternoon.

[BossMark]

Which was quite often

[Eichhörnchen]

the day he visited

[Harvs]

those filthy adult stores

[jacobston]

for very clean adults

[Harvs]

who just want to

[Eichhörnchen]

be filthy on Thursdays

[Harvs]

because it's half price

[Eichhörnchen]

(less 10% Pensioner Concession)

[Tango589]

if they're not naked

[Harvs]

and remove their teeth

[Eichhörnchen]

and leave their scooters

[Jimbuna]

at the spam shop

[Tango589]

for a filter change

[Jimbuna]

and a fine tuning

[Eichhörnchen]

of their ELECTRIC motors

[Jimbuna]

mounted on a coconut

[Harvs]

and chocolate covered cow

[Jimbuna]

sunbathing with the donkeys

[Fubar2Niner]

in green swimming shorts

[Jimbuna]

and pink satin mittens

[Harvs]

making asses of themselves

[Tango589]

by playing beer pong

[Eichhörnchen]

with their baboon friends

[Fubar2Niner]

who were monkeying around

[Jimbuna]

and feeling decidedly frisky

[Tango589]

about the possibility of

[Aktungbby]

decidedly basic primate behavior

[Eichhörnchen]

and lots of cake

[Tango589]

with bananas sticking out

[Eichhörnchen]

for dessert that evening.

[Harvs]

Meanwhile, back at the

[Eichhörnchen]

Yul Brynner lookalike contest,

[Tango589]

people wearing wigs get

[Eichhörnchen]

disqualified immediately and ejected

[Tango589]

by cannon into the

[Fubar2Niner]

armpit of Yul himself

[Jimbuna]

as he prepares for

[BossMark]

bed his wife was

[Jimbuna]

a small ugly midget

[Eichhörnchen]

who one day heard

[Harvs]

that Yul was actually

[Eichhörnchen]

once a midget too,

[Jimbuna]

but a very productive

[Eichhörnchen]

one, appearing in many

[Jimbuna]

pantomimes for retired barbers

[Eichhörnchen]

who'd seen enough hair

[Harvs]

brained schemes by incompetent

[Eichhörnchen]

celebrity lookalike competition organisers

[Harvs]

with their fancy socks

[Tango589]

and open toed sandals

[Eichhörnchen]

and crazy bald heads

[Jimbuna]

are now in fashion

[Harvs]

with tourists everywhere around

[Eichhörnchen]

High Brooms, in Kent,

[Harvs]

where dwarves are banned

[Eichhörnchen]

after a drunken riot

[Harvs]

involving tall people throwing

[BossMark]

peanuts at the local

[Tango589]

town council deputy sheriff

[Harvs]

of Nottingham wearing lipstick

[Jimbuna]

stained kevlar body armour

[Harvs]

, a codpiece and pumps

[Tango589]

and frilly nylon panties

[Harvs]

from his grannies drawer

[Jimbuna]

in the dark basement

[Eichhörnchen]

where she also kept

[Jimbuna]

elephant ants in pots

[Harvs]

made from the skulls

[Tango589]

of Chaz and Dave

[Eichhörnchen]

the cheeky cockney duo

[Harvs]

from Pakistan and india

[Jimbuna]

famous for their curries

[Tango589]

and drain cleaning services

[Jimbuna]

half price rates offered

[Harvs]

For one legged steeplechasers

[BossMark]

which are quite rare, so

[Harvs]

it's five words now?