The Four Word Story Game

[jacobston]

depending on their favourite

[Jimbuna]

type of silk stockings

[Eichhörnchen]

which snails find difficult

[jacobston]

to put through the

[Eichhörnchen]

single foot they possess

[Jimbuna]

or the pair of

[jacobston]

wives every snail desires

[Eichhörnchen]

(not being monogamous creatures)

[Jimbuna]

but creatures of desire

[Eichhörnchen]

especially the French ones,

[jacobston]

that the wives eat

[Eichhörnchen]

because they are cannibals

[jacobston]

and their husbands didn't

[Eichhörnchen]

crawl away fast enough.

[Jimbuna]

Once upon a time

[Eichhörnchen]

in a galaxy far,

[Jimbuna]

far away from reality

[Eichhörnchen]

a bunch of idiots

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[nikimcbee]

and donut emporium, the

[Jimbuna]

bell rang announcing dinner

[jacobston]

telling the retired scholars

[Eichhörnchen]

the dinnerlady was ready

[Jimbuna]

for her second helping

[Eichhörnchen]

but they couldn't oblige

[BossMark]

because TarJak had eaten

[Eichhörnchen]

the prophylactic-cupboard key

[Jimbuna]

hidden in the cellar

[Eichhörnchen]

just before he disappeared

[Jimbuna]

down a kangaroos pouch

[jacobston]

but it turns out

[Jimbuna]

he was a kangaroo

[Eichhörnchen]

all along: we just

[jacobston]

thought he was hairy

[Eichhörnchen]

because he eats meat.

[jacobston]

In the beginning, cats

[Eichhörnchen]

kept humans as pets

[Jimbuna]

in silk laced purses

[Eichhörnchen]

and exquisitely decorated pouches.

[Jimbuna]

Not to be outdone

[Eichhörnchen]

poodles kept their humans

[Jimbuna]

on a tight leash

[Eichhörnchen]

and paraded them naked

[jacobston]

around Subsim, until Steve

[Eichhörnchen]

had them immediately barred.

[Jimbuna]

Barring the calls of

[u crank]

drunken Hobbits celebrating another

[Eichhörnchen]

victory by Manchester United

[Jimbuna]

a rare feat indeed

[Eichhörnchen]

neglected to "take precautions"

[Jimbuna]

of the imaginary kind

[jacobston]

to prevent inflating of

[Jimbuna]

the zombies nether regions

[jacobston]

and thus caused a

[Eichhörnchen]

chronic, painful testicular swelling

[Jimbuna]

of the left nostril

[Eichhörnchen]

(which is quite unusual).

[nikimcbee]

The rash spread like:oops:

[u crank]

spilled beer on the

[Jimbuna]

lap of the gods

[Eichhörnchen]

during a rough sea

[Jimbuna]

in the bath tub

[Eichhörnchen]

shared with Angelina Jolie...

[Jimbuna]

and her rubber duck

[Eichhörnchen]

named after the famous

[Jimbuna]

cat in the kennel

[jacobston]

on 114 Muffin lane,

[Eichhörnchen]

just around the corner

[jacobston]

from dogs-only cinemas,

[Jimbuna]

Fidos drive-in Cinema Lot

[Eichhörnchen]

(showing "One Flew Rover

[Jimbuna]

whilst one flew under

[Eichhörnchen]

the Cuckoo's Nest") also

[BossMark]

TarJaK tried this, but

[Eichhörnchen]

was not allowed in

[Jimbuna]

the rubber band club

[Eichhörnchen]

'cos his rubber band

[jacobston]

holding his pants on

[Jimbuna]

looked a little dodgy

[Eichhörnchen]

and liable to snap

[Jimbuna]

a few frayed nerves

[nikimcbee]

from binge drinking the

[Eichhörnchen]

whole live long day.

[jacobston]

Standing elbow deep in

[Eichhörnchen]

wallaby faeces, he smelled

[u crank]

better than some of

[Eichhörnchen]

the women in town

[Jimbuna]

were actually quite fond

[Eichhörnchen]

of knitting all kinds

[Aktungbby]

of terrible woven webs

[Eichhörnchen]

(when not knitting cakes)

[Tango589]

or sewing cadavers together

[nikimcbee]

with two boy toys

[Eichhörnchen]

who both enjoy noise

[jacobston]

cast by the electric

[Eichhörnchen]

monkey in yellow trousers

[Jimbuna]

and fish net stockings

[Tango589]

where fragrant Geisha girls

[Eichhörnchen]

gather the sweet chrysanthemums

[Jimbuna]

from the sweaty paws

[Eichhörnchen]

of drunken Australian tourists

[Jimbuna]

shoplifters all of them

[Eichhörnchen]

but only the cheap stuff

[Jimbuna]

in just four words

[Eichhörnchen]

(only the cheap stuff)

[Jimbuna]

was actually worth anything

[jacobston]

except their mother's sweaty

[Eichhörnchen]

paws would take anything

[Jimbuna]

the supermarkets gave away

[Eichhörnchen]

for animal food consumption.

[Jimbuna]

Seldom is it said

[Tango589]

that monkeys fly aeroplanes

[Jimbuna]

with engines that work

[Tango589]

every second Thursday evening

[BossMark]

Jim went to the

[Tango589]

local house of debauchery

[jacobston]

where he would grease

[Jimbuna]

the after parts of

[Tango589]

his low slung undercarriage

[Eichhörnchen]

and run as fast

[Jimbuna]

as the march hare

[Eichhörnchen]

to escape the gay

[Jimbuna]

eunuch repeatedly stalking him

[Aktungbby]

But not fast enough

[Eichhörnchen]

to escape the gay

[Jimbuna]

one of two above

[Eichhörnchen]

whose trousers were suspiciously

[Jimbuna]

lurking on the corner

[Eichhörnchen]

without their owner inside.

[Jimbuna]

Yet still you persist

[Eichhörnchen]

with talk of trousers,

[Jimbuna]

and scented silk suspenders

[Eichhörnchen]

no, that's your thing,

[Jimbuna]

said the inebriated monkey

[Eichhörnchen]

clumsily lighting a cigarette

[Jimbuna]

with a battery operated

[Eichhörnchen]

egg whisk, borrowed from

[Tango589]

a solar powered monk

[Aktungbby]

possibly well lit up

[Eichhörnchen]

and riding a motorbike

[Jimbuna]

whilst juggling mince pies

[jacobston]

to keep them away

[Eichhörnchen]

from his hungry passenger

[Jimbuna]

already riding side saddle

[Eichhörnchen]

In a fetching floral

[Tango589]

dressing gown and slippers

[Jimbuna]

stolen from the amorous

[Eichhörnchen]

Australian wife of the

[Jimbuna]

king of the criminals

[Eichhörnchen]

now holding Tarjak prisoner

[Tango589]

for outraging public decency

[Eichhörnchen]

at the local zoo

[Tango589]

whilst doing 'elephant impressions' :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

using trouser pocket linings

[Jimbuna]

made from kangaroo pouches

[Eichhörnchen]

pulled out and hanging

[Jimbuna]

from a fishing hook

[BossMark]

,while playing the harp

[Jimbuna]

with a penny whistle

[Tango589]

lodged in each nostril

[Eichhörnchen]

and a clarinet up

[Tango589]

where it doesn't belong

[Eichhörnchen]

(which caused his eyes

[jacobston]

to spin around wildly

[Eichhörnchen]

and water profusely). BUT

[Jimbuna]

all was not lost

[Eichhörnchen]

because the monkey-house

[Jimbuna]

was full of spam

[jacobston]

and canned tofu, left

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

behind after the deadly

[Eichhörnchen]

ebola outbreak of 1973.

[u crank]

The latest polls show

[jacobston]

15% of women chew

[Eichhörnchen]

their food forty times.

[Tango589]

A man chews his

[Eichhörnchen]

far fewer times because

[Tango589]

we can eat faster.

[Eichhörnchen]

And the faster we

[Jimbuna]

are at slowing down

[jacobston]

when going around children

[Jimbuna]

and old age pensioners

[Eichhörnchen]

(who are themselves driving)

[Tango589]

the smaller the chance

[Eichhörnchen]

of colliding with Australians.

[Jimbuna]

It is rather too

[Tango589]

small to be useful

[Eichhörnchen]

so my wife said,

[jacobston]

eat your carrots, and

[Jimbuna]

stop wetting the bed

[jacobston]

or I'll make you

[Jimbuna]

wear a sponge trifle

[Eichhörnchen]

to go with that

[Jimbuna]

ridiculous looking bow tie

[jacobston]

you wore when we

[Eichhörnchen]

appeared before the Magistrate

[BossMark]

for being very naughty

[jacobston]

in front of prince

[u crank]

what's his name and

[Eichhörnchen]

The Duchess of howzyerfather

[Aktungbby]

who pushed a pram

[Eichhörnchen]

containing little Lord Bubba

[Jimbuna]

heir to all of

[Eichhörnchen]

the Kingdom of Hubba

[jacobston]

and all sovereigns, including

[Eichhörnchen]

their dim witted subjects,

[Jimbuna]

who were totally reliant

[Eichhörnchen]

upon their liege-lord

[jacobston]

and his diverse minstrels

[Eichhörnchen]

for their daily naughty

[Tango589]

postcards and Kleenex boxes

[Eichhörnchen]

about which, less said

[BossMark]

about the lady who

[Aktungbby]

Hinky dinky parlez vou'd

[Eichhörnchen]

when the German officers

[Jimbuna]

all fell in step

[Eichhörnchen]

and crossed the line

[Jimbuna]

to the other side

[jacobston]

of chicken road, with

[Eichhörnchen]

out looking where they

[Jimbuna]

were actually going next

[Aktungbby]

and thus were 'fricassée'd'

[Tango589]

for wearing outrageous trousers

[Eichhörnchen]

of the kind you'd

[jacobston]

buy at Graige's Costumes

[Eichhörnchen]

whose gorilla outfits are

[jacobston]

made with real hair

[Spiced_Rum]

but have fake bananas

[Jimbuna]

hanging from their toes

[Eichhörnchen]

(only Jim knows why)

[Tango589]

and he's not telling

[Eichhörnchen]

is he?

Chafing trousers

[Jimbuna]

what the butler saw

[Tango589]

would leave you nauseous

[Eichhörnchen]

but also very slightly

[jacobston]

fascinated at the size

[Jimbuna]

of a victorian keyhole

[Eichhörnchen]

so big you could

[jacobston]

fit 15 giant balls

[BossMark]

of wool into a

[Eichhörnchen]

room just by pushing

[Jimbuna]

the fat lady sideways

[Tango589]

once she stopped singing

[jacobston]

her latest rap album

[Eichhörnchen]

and resumed her knitting

[jacobston]

of a long, floppy

[Eichhörnchen]

winkie-warmer for Eichhornchen.

[jacobston]

Such warmers are rare

[Eichhörnchen]

because so much wool

[jacobston]

is wasted trying to

:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

make them large enough