The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

with his mate Reece

[Reece]

we got so pissed

[BossMark]

then got a rather

[Reece]

hefty fine for being

[Randomizer]

drunk and resisting the

[BossMark]

chance of a good

[Gerald]

beer, at the local

[nikimcbee]

petrol station. Vendor clapped

[Gerald]

a lot, said "Thank

[BossMark]

for all the beer

[Randomizer]

in all the world

[Gerald]

,but Niki wanted more

[Randomizer]

; "MORE BEER" say's he!

[BossMark]

with a large smile

[Gerald]

the second time,again

[Randomizer]

but there was none

[Jimbuna]

so spam will suffice

[nikimcbee]

for allah loves spam.

[Gerald]

And allah, like Niki

[Jimbuna]

wears brown paper panties

[Randomizer]

that were formally white

[Jimbuna]

with sky blue pink

[Randomizer]

trap doors. Since then

[Gerald]

,users have been able

[BossMark]

to get in for

[Randomizer]

just a mere pittance.

[Gerald]

.BossMark and Jim are

[Rockstar]

unlike all the other

[Randomizer]

Four-Word Story contributors

[Gerald]

,they add only four

[Jimbuna]

but never in 'gibberish'

[Gerald]

,but five happens also

[Jimbuna]

only in ones mind

[Gerald]

is sure to exist.

[Randomizer]

Once out of the

[Gerald]

post box,the wolf

[Randomizer]

drank heavily from the

[Jimbuna]

cusp of the cow

[Gerald]

,when the bright lights

[Jimbuna]

showed what was missing

[Gerald]

from your nice,computer

[Reece]

, I literally booted it

[Randomizer]

out the revolving door

[Reece]

sliding onto the road

[lorka42]

into the sewage truck

[Reece]

flipping the truck and

[Rockstar]

Vendor's handy pocket translator

[Reece]

fell into the spillage!!

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, next block over

[Reece]

Reece celebrated his birthday

[Randomizer]

providing beer and baubles

[TarJak]

for all at subsim

[Rockstar]

then dream was over

[Reece]

reality took hold, I

[Herr-Berbunch]

had soiled underwear and

[Jimbuna]

a one legged monkey

[Randomizer]

with a PhD in

[nikimcbee]

lesbian monkey studies. Jim

[Jimbuna]

was a star pupil

[TarJak]

of the empty glass

[Jimbuna]

eye in a socket

[Randomizer]

on a torque wrench

[BossMark]

,which he used for

[Randomizer]

torquing wenches. That however,

[BossMark]

that was not all

[nikimcbee]

sexy in Reece's eyes.

[Jimbuna]

Never allow Swedes to

[Randomizer]

build desert igloos using

[Reece]

ice, that is just

[Randomizer]

like observing Uranus. Unfortunately

[Reece]

my birthday is over

[Randomizer]

; sorry, Best Wishes and

[Reece]

now get over it!:o

[Randomizer]

Once the dog finished

[Reece]

licking my wounds I

[BossMark]

decided to go to

[Reece]

Jim's house and try

[Randomizer]

the vindaloo flavoured icecream

[Jimbuna]

he always has hidden

[Reece]

under the floorboards, it

[Jimbuna]

is a deadly concoction

[sidslotm]

Lethal to all who

[BossMark]

enter and try to

[Gerald]

go,through the narrow

[BossMark]

gap into Jim's private

[Randomizer]

wine cellar, wherein many

[Gerald]

of the original words

[Randomizer]

were found on bottles

[Gerald]

on the beaches of

[Randomizer]

western Greenland. Regardless, several

[Jimbuna]

miles of cling film

[Randomizer]

, used toilet paper and

[Jimbuna]

buckets of frog spawn

[Reece]

were found under the

[Jimbuna]

cat flap just around

[Randomizer]

the corner from a

[Reece]

sewage overflow pipe that

[Jimbuna]

protruded from the stomach

[Rockstar]

of a jolly green

[Grayghost59]

of a jolly green
I just wanted to say the comment on the smoking section just made my day.:har:

[Randomizer]

of a jolly green
drug addled cereal killer

[BossMark]

,who was dressed as

[Jimbuna]

a tin of beans

[TarJak]

and franks. Toilet trained

[Jimbuna]

mushrooms can be problematic

[TarJak]

when found floating in

[BossMark]

a pile of poo

[Reece]

, you are probably correct!:yep:

[Gerald]

Grayghost59, eat stuff,just.

[Randomizer]

Afterwords, our hero went

[BossMark]

to the pub and

[Jimbuna]

lost his best asset

[BossMark]

to the blonde barmaid:D

[Randomizer]

named Lars. Subsequently several

[Jimbuna]

of the sycophants followed

[BossMark]

of the locals where

[Jimbuna]

the sycophants were gathered

[Randomizer]

in a gaggle with

[Jimbuna]

all of the acolytes

[BossMark]

,which Reece wanted to

[Jimbuna]

share a bed with

[Randomizer]

although it was daytime.

[Jimbuna]

nobody was really bothered

[BossMark]

especially Reece who was

[Randomizer]

rather liking afternoon naps.

[Gerald]

.Then the king will

[Randomizer]

do kingly things like

[Gerald]

begin munching the grass

[Rockstar]

just like ol' Nebuchad-nezzer

[Gerald]

just like ol' Nebuchad-nezzer gratts,new avatar, good

[Rockstar]

thank you, thank you


http://adrenalinesshadow.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/take-a-bow.jpg

[Randomizer]

and the story continues...

[Jimbuna]

so carry on regardless

[Gerald]

,was the fifth in

[Jimbuna]

the neverending failure list

[Gerald]

,is never final now

[Jimbuna]

that your tuned in

[Randomizer]

to the Gong Show

[Rockstar]

where anything is possible

[Jimbuna]

with a rubber doll

[Reece]

that BossMark ravaged continuously

[TarJak]

throughout his fleabitten life

[Reece]

, it's sad really, he

[Randomizer]

suffered with latex allergies

[Reece]

so naturally the rash

[Randomizer]

responded to raspberry Jello

[TarJak]

with a fierce raging

[Reece]

causing him to go

[Jimbuna]

to the sex clinic

[TarJak]

for ointment that is

[Jimbuna]

usually applied by hand

[TarJak]

but this time, by

[BossMark]

it was too late

[Jimbuna]

to use leather straps

[BossMark]

,which broke because TarJak

[Reece]

Whipped BossMark too hard

[Rockstar]

on his lily white

[Reece]

buttocks, even so he

[Gerald]

naked and barefoot, push

[BossMark]

all the way to

[Gerald]

Audrey Tautou and Justin

[Jimbuna]

the one eyed Swede

[Gerald]

has the power,so

[Jimbuna]

I fixed my emails :sunny:

[Randomizer]

and acquired new females

[Jimbuna]

which work fine now

[Gerald]

,thanks to Banana Wine :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

and a priority command

[Randomizer]

to drink heavily while

[Jimbuna]

checking out email notifications

[Randomizer]

regarding intoxicated females. Afterwords

[Gerald]

the women's specific intention

[Jimbuna]

was about email notifications

[Gerald]

and notifies in the

[Reece]

problem has been fixed:up:

[Gerald]

problem has been fixed:up: Nice avatar Reece, but is not it time you shave,:DL

were all happy now

[TarJak]

with pasta in our

[Randomizer]

boots and sauce on

[Reece]

our beards we continued

[TarJak]

to chew our way

[Rockstar]

through the mess in

[Reece]

his house, we discovered

[TarJak]

paperback magazines with lurid

[BossMark]

pictures of nice ladies

[Reece]

that were actually whores

[BossMark]

,but that didn't stop

[Gerald]

,he's still getting used

[BossMark]

by Reece as a

[Reece]

door stop! Later Jim

[Gerald]

remove the door stop

[BossMark]

watched the Leeds Rhinos:D

[Rockstar]

. What's a Leeds Rhino?

[Randomizer]

A girl's soccer team?

[Jimbuna]

who play rugby league

[BossMark]

and are the champions:D

[Jimbuna]

of an amatuer league

[Randomizer]

of geriatric lawn bowlers

[Jimbuna]

that play whilst high

[BossMark]

on beer and vodka

[Jimbuna]

lollipops purchased from Somali

[BossMark]

and served by Reece

[Randomizer]

wearing a maroon tuxedo

[Jimbuna]

made from kangaroos intestines

[Reece]

and smelt like it,

[Jimbuna]

a beautiful aromatic smell

[Randomizer]

attracting many nubile ladies

[nikimcbee]

night at the pub

[Jimbuna]

with the green tassles

[nikimcbee]

to finish work. Dowley

[Jimbuna]

wore a pink tutu

[nikimcbee]

to join the Air

[Reece]

Force, they decided he

[Jimbuna]

could be a stewardess

[TarJak]

of sorts, but his

[Randomizer]

hernia prevented any more

[BossMark]

dancing and running down

[Reece]

escalators in high heels

[BossMark]

then running away from

[Jimbuna]

the local sex maniac

[TarJak]

whose frilly lace knickers

[BossMark]

kept falling down, so

[Jimbuna]

TarJak easily caught him

[TarJak]

with Jimbuna's tongue in

[Jimbuna]

a can of beer

[TarJak]

attached to his buttocks

[Jimbuna]

with a leather strap

[Reece]

whipping both asses until

[BossMark]

all four cheeks were

[Jimbuna]

red as a tomato

[Flaxpants]

and chaffed like a

[Jimbuna]

parrots cage bottom liner

[BossMark]

,which TarJak had to

[Jimbuna]

clean with his tongue

[BossMark]

much to his liking

[Jimbuna]

there was much diarrhoea

[BossMark]

which looked like brownale

[nikimcbee]

made in kiwilandia. The

[Jimbuna]

epicentre of Elland Road

[BossMark]

better known as hell

[nikimcbee]

of a time with

[Reece]

damaged pride and sore

[nikimcbee]

goiters, ankles, warts and

[Reece]

face fungus! This results

[Jimbuna]

in Don Revie resigning

[nikimcbee]

his membership to Reece's

[Rockstar]

all male fan club

[Reece]

its president, Niki, decided

[Gerald]

at Reece get relax

[Reece]

at the girls club

[Gerald]

Reece,get a girl