The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

the number of interruptions

[nikimcbee]

from the village idiot.

[Gerald]

.And in the great

[nikimcbee]

debate, Jim argued that

[Gerald]

,the peak had won

[Jimbuna]

another slice of spam

[Gerald]

,then tie with a

[Jimbuna]

senior mental health psychologist

[Gerald]

provide psychological treatment and

[Jimbuna]

a thickly padded cell

[Gerald]

legally infantilized and stripped

[Jimbuna]

of even more spam

[danasan]

than in the past

[Reece]

reducing a sane man

[nikimcbee]

to aussie status. The

[Reece]

poor devil could only

[nikimcbee]

type with his nose

[Reece]

though when it ran

[Flaxpants]

it tended to congeal

[Reece]

turning the girls rather

[Flaxpants]

than inverting them, which

[Reece]

gave a disgusting view

[Flaxpants]

that Vendor really appreciated.

[danasan]

In the next sentence

[Flaxpants]

nothing useful will be said.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nor in this one.

[Gerald]

.when they are admitted

[Reece]

to the asylum they

[Gerald]

have been called everything

[Jimbuna]

that one can imagine

[Gerald]

that he doesn't want

[Flaxpants]

his mother to know

[Jimbuna]

pop goes the weezle

[Herr-Berbunch]

when pumped up with

[Gerald]

the latest version of

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece's very own ingredient

[Jimbuna]

to prevent unwarranted stalking

[Gerald]

from escalating into violence

[Reece]

started by naughty Herr-Berbunch

[Gerald]

have, a great plan

[Herr-Berbunch]

involving upset apple carts

[Ria]

and lots of bacon

[Herr-Berbunch]

which suddenly aroused interest

[Jimbuna]

from Pinky and Perky

[Herr-Berbunch]

, Tarjaks pet names for

[nikimcbee]

for Reece: love koala,

[Jimbuna]

and pink furry wombats

[Reece]

just like Mcbee does!

[Herr-Berbunch]

McBee also likes stripping

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch for his amusement.

[Jimbuna]

Meanwhile down on the

[Herr-Berbunch]

Berbunch farm a pig

[Reece]

passed by driving a

[nikimcbee]

If that's how Herr-Bare:haha:

[Jimbuna]

likes a little pork

[Reece]

then so be it!

[Flaxpants]

"Good Lord! Look at

[claybirdd]

that ronin attacker as

[Stealhead]

Robert Deniro shoots rocket

[Flaxpants]

salad out of his

[Stealhead]

jagerschnitzel and beer warming


(god this is so funny how did I miss it for so long?)

[Flaxpants]

cannon. It really was

[Stealhead]

a blunderbuss that could

[Flaxpants]

cause a dreadful fuss.

[Reece]

Then, reaching for a

[Stealhead]

slightly rotund cat by

[Flaxpants]

its tail, Stealhead threw

[Gerald]

,It's not like the

[Flaxpants]

first time that this

[Jimbuna]

thread has become derailed

[Gerald]

,I don't see any

[Reece]

point posting this dribble,

[Flaxpants]

but you continue to

[Herr-Berbunch]

jibber jabber away like

[Gerald]

check, your rectum with

[Herr-Berbunch]

on tangent. The whale

[Gerald]

is the true story

[Flaxpants]

said the dolphin. He

[Gerald]

invite, Herr-Berbunch for a

[Flaxpants]

game of hoop-jumping

[Gerald]

game for whale lovers

[Reece]

if you're kinky enough

[Herr-Berbunch]

because even whales need

[Flaxpants]

a little love sometimes

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Dolphins do-it on porpoise

[Gerald]

and FlaxPants enjoying,all

[Reece]

of these wicked fantasies

[Gerald]

,Flaxpants has only swimwear

[Herr-Berbunch]

covering his miniscule, hairy

[Reece]

wart on his nose

[Gerald]

what causes this and

[Herr-Berbunch]

tongue and also ears

[Flaxpants]

Fortunatley for Flaxpants, he

[Gerald]

made sexually suggestive, again

[Herr-Berbunch]

moves towards Vendor for

[Gerald]

Reece,Herr-Berbunch, danced alone

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the pale moonlight

[Gerald]

features a dark and

[Jimbuna]

senseless piece of diatribe

[Gerald]

delivering the most boring

[Herr-Berbunch]

piece of news this

[danasan]

ever been seen piece

scratch that...

[Herr-Berbunch]

of cake that we'd

[Gerald]

love to say that

[Jimbuna]

more cac to digest

[Herr-Berbunch]

washed down with pish

[Gerald]

of the unit where

[Jimbuna]

those of a repetitive

[Gerald]

ads that you know

[Jimbuna]

kill all spam bots

[Herr-Berbunch]

that don't speak Ingleesh

[Gerald]

aloud in public places

[Jimbuna]

but rather public toilets

[Gerald]

that is heavily used

[Jimbuna]

by dwarf dyslexic spammers

[Gerald]

,a type of learning

[Jimbuna]

nobody else could understand

[Stealhead]

lest they discover ye

[Gerald]

,best thing that could

[nikimcbee]

be done for rashes.

[Gerald]

.Then came the bottles

[nikimcbee]

of calamine lotion for

[Jimbuna]

all the spam blisters

[Gerald]

pack no markings on

[Stealhead]

any spam cans for

[Gerald]

the individuals who receive

[Jimbuna]

one hundred posts daily

[Stealhead]

as blisters become putrescent

[Gerald]

is entrance in to

[Jimbuna]

the local nut house

[Gerald]

,is an independently owned

[Jimbuna]

what have we created?

[Gerald]

a people had laid :o

[Jimbuna]

a bed of nails

[Stealhead]

the latest form of

[Gerald]

Merrimack,river pollution for

[Jimbuna]

staying online all day

[nikimcbee]

at the hello kitty

[Gerald]

a shop and get

[Reece]

a new bed to

[Jimbuna]

even more useless trash

[Gerald]

counts up the number

[Stealhead]

that will not cash

[nikimcbee]

at the local pub.

[danasan]

Leaving that nice pub

[Gerald]

and they'll give you

[nikimcbee]

hot wings, pretzels, and

[Gerald]

a beer-cheese dipping

[Reece]

from head to toe

[Stealhead]

and singing a glorious

[Reece]

dirty ditty about TarJak

[Flaxpants]

involving didjeridoos and vegemite

[Stealhead]

oily kangaroos and hairy

[Flaxpants]

Tasmanian girls with bulging

[Reece]

groins, enough to make

[Flaxpants]

any aussie dribble with

[Reece]

lust, making him go

[Flaxpants]

straight for the tissues

[Reece]

because the girls were

[Gerald]

more sure of their

[Jimbuna]

own sexual orientation despite

[danasan]

the fact that they

[Jimbuna]

were attracted to magnets

[Gerald]

and which were not

[danasan]

offered by subsim store

[TarJak]

but could be obtained

[Reece]

from a porn shop

[Herr-Berbunch]

run by Reece's gran

[TarJak]

in Reece's bedroom. Developing

[Gerald]

experience, local knowledge and more

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece wasn't allowed to

[TarJak]

sample his gran's wares

[Jimbuna]

before making prior payment

[Herr-Berbunch]

instead just diving in

[Gerald]

the yellow water in

[TarJak]

the paddling pool on

[Herr-Berbunch]

the roof of the

[Gerald]

world, is a metaphoric

[TarJak]

pee puddle from Vendor's

[Herr-Berbunch]

point of view, much

[Gerald]

better employed,from every

[Herr-Berbunch]

angle are young ladies

[Feuer Frei!]

spying for the KGB.

[Jimbuna]

Those of us that











@Herr-Berbunch

(Keep an eye out on my diecast thread....I'll be posting something you made reference to/inspired pretty soon :03:)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Use our wiley charms




R+

[Gerald]

and chants to keep

[Jimbuna]

the toilet roll hidden

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the kids who

[Jimbuna]

were usually bunged up

[Herr-Berbunch]

from eating and drinking

[Reece]

by corking the offending

[Gerald]

and how to become

[Jimbuna]

Two together.

by corking the offending

spotty faced, cross-eyed

[Reece]

guy aka Herr-Berbunch trying

[Gerald]

to get a reputable

Note: Reece, do not change the text all the time, :doh: after u post it.

[Herr-Berbunch]

of porno mags with

[Jimbuna]

a forged bank note

[Reece]

to hire some tarty

[Jimbuna]

cross dresser to date

[Gerald]

,there are 3 good

[Jimbuna]

men on this thread

[Gerald]

,and all hell has

[Jimbuna]

the rest of them

[nikimcbee]

went to the pub.

[Gerald]

.We are all happy

[Herr-Berbunch]

when we're not unhappy

[Jimbuna]

and that's a fact

[Gerald]

in the idioms dictionary

[Jimbuna]

of the great pretender

[Herr-Berbunch]

,rhymes with Vendor, and

[Gerald]

have thousands of words

[Jimbuna]

on every single day

[Gerald]

so journal quiet over

[nikimcbee]

to the ice-cream shop

[Gerald]

and frozen yogurt to

[nikimcbee]

to smear all over

[Gerald]

Herr-Berbunch face and chill

[nikimcbee]

for 30 minutes, then

[Gerald]

hit repeatedly, with simplest

[Jimbuna]

ease to keep encouraging

[nikimcbee]

Brits from engaging in

[Jimbuna]

the biggest spam fest

[nikimcbee]

since the Royal wedding.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Talking of spam, McBee

[Stealhead]

the War Dog thought

[Herr-Berbunch]

nothing but man puppies

[Reece]

, this could be embarrassing

[Herr-Berbunch]

, and constantly feeding spam

[nikimcbee]

to the puppies, which

[Reece]

will bite you where

[Gerald]

,you can suffer symptoms

[Reece]

like severed arms and

[Gerald]

like it has been

[Stealhead]

claimed puppy men also

[Reece]

chew their masters shoes

[Stealhead]

and also masters socks

[Reece]

, but don't excite them

[Gerald]

to,allow them from

[Flaxpants]

the rear only. Fish

[Gerald]

storage bag is a

[Flaxpants]

bag to store fish

[Reece]

an amazing deduction there!

[Gerald]

especially when the toys

[Flaxpants]

talk to me nightly.

[Gerald]

.Because it's so fun

[Flaxpants]

chatting with a doll

[Gerald]

,your favorite star,great

[Flaxpants]

betelguese- in orion, a

[Gerald]

orange-red star that marks

[Stealhead]

the center of spam