The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

because that would be

[BossMark]

a complete hard thing

[Jimbuna]

making said offender disappear

[Tango589]

right up his own

[Jimbuna]

rear axle located underneath

[TarJak]

the left ventricle beside

[Jimbuna]

that on the right

[Spiced_Rum]

behind the front one

[Jimbuna]

just forward of the

[TarJak]

bowsprit. Gentle persuasion of

[Jimbuna]

the mad evil woman

[Tango589]

who worships ginger cats

[Admiral8Q]

sets food down for

[Jimbuna]

a right royal feast

[TarJak]

of catfood and beetroot

[BossMark]

sandwiches, made by the

[Jimbuna]

local elders previously incarcerated

[JSLTIGER]

in the local jail.

[Jimbuna]

Twnty four hours earlier

[TarJak]

spelling lessons were required

[BossMark]

for Jim at his

[TarJak]

Palais de Codpiece, in

[Jimbuna]

the nick of time

[TarJak]

so twenty could be

[Jimbuna]

either tirty or phorty

[The Enigma]

said the lunatic and

[TarJak]

Godfather. Calculating the equation

[u crank]

using fingers and toes

[TarJak]

still won't amount to

[Jimbuna]

a pint of milk

[The Enigma]

and a small cookie

[Jimbuna]

jar full of rivets

[TarJak]

counted by subsim's finest

[u crank]

elbow benders while discussing

[Jimbuna]

yet another mundane matter

[TarJak]

of state that none

[u crank]

can understand without interpretation

[Jimbuna]

from an inebriate eedjit

[TarJak]

from Yorkshire aptly named

[Jimbuna]

by all his neighbours

[BossMark]

as a very good

[TarJak]

example of the product

[Jimbuna]

arriving before the purchase

[The Enigma]

like it was planned

[u crank]

but not perfected or

[TarJak]

constructed until well after

[u crank]

the novelty wore off

[Spiced_Rum]

and another fashion arrived

[Jimbuna]

on the next train

[The Enigma]

from the outskirts of

[TarJak]

York where the subsim

[u crank]

upstarts will doubtlessly cause

[BossMark]

the pubs in York

[Jimbuna]

to quickly run dry

[u crank]

of milk and cookies

[TarJak]

due to the interruption

[Jimbuna]

of a nuclear explosion

[BossMark]

which was caused by

[Jimbuna]

a splitting of the

[u crank]

beer keg by unknown

[Jimbuna]

indians in Boston harbour

[Gerald]

,this had consequences, so

[BossMark]

Jim decided to arrest

[Jimbuna]

the one wearing feathers

[The Enigma]

although he might be

[Jimbuna]

a little ticklish initially

[The Enigma]

. "Ugh" he said and

[TarJak]

jumped the shark by

[u crank]

performing a slightly lewd

[TarJak]

and lascivious dance for

[The Enigma]

Jimbuna and his friends

[TarJak]

whose drunken loutish behaviour

[Jimbuna]

was simply a front

[TarJak]

for the subsim invasion

[Jimbuna]

of deepest darkest York

[TarJak]

with black puddings in

[The Enigma]

the front torpedo tubes

[Jimbuna]

the rear containing white

[The Enigma]

. The crew didn't knew

[Jimbuna]

about what to know

[The Enigma]

since nobody told them

[Jimbuna]

about how it's known

[TarJak]

that some unknowns are

[u crank]

impossible to know. Hobbits

[TarJak]

quickly formed the opinion

[u crank]

that short stories were

[TarJak]

better off being longer

[u crank]

than tall tales told

[Jimbuna]

over a large fence

[TarJak]

by a brown dog

[Jimbuna]

in a green tutu

[u crank]

and high-heel sneakers that

[TarJak]

mangled his dinner with

[BossMark]

a rather odd taste

[Jimbuna]

like that of Vegemite

[The Enigma]

on a burned toast

[TarJak]

decorated by defecation on

[u crank]

every other Thursday morning

[Jimbuna]

after the toilet duties

[The Enigma]

we wash our hands

[u crank]

and change our socks

[The Enigma]

like momma told us

[Jimbuna]

during our formulative years

[TarJak]

of forty to fifty

[u crank]

arrests and the embarrassing

[TarJak]

spammers stamp of approval

[u crank]

that annoyed Jim immensely

[Jimbuna]

, so much so that

[The Enigma]

when they told him

[TarJak]

his spam would not

[BossMark]

work, so then he

[Jimbuna]

be at all edible

[Spiced_Rum]

used a frying pan

[BossMark]

with bacon and eggs

[Jimbuna]

with mushrooms and beans

[TarJak]

sausages, chips and gravy

[Jimbuna]

served in a shoe

[TarJak]

pastry crust with florettes

[Jimbuna]

made from rhubarb nostrils

[Admiral8Q]

grown out my nose

[TarJak]

bag where he kept

[Admiral8Q]

picking and picking it

[Jimbuna]

until the nasal passage

[TarJak]

cleared of all bananas

[BossMark]

picked from Tarjaks own

[Jimbuna]

cabbage patch interior kitchen

[Admiral8Q]

with stainless-steel, again

[BossMark]

it all ended very

[TarJak]

romantically for BossMark, whose

[Jimbuna]

continuing erectile dysfunction condition

[TarJak]

developed into full blown

[Jimbuna]

memory loss and infertility

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

upon which he needed

[Jimbuna]

a few short jerks

[TarJak]

of his chain around

[u crank]

ten o'clock, way sooner

[Admiral8Q]

then the chain alowed

[Jimbuna]

him a lucky break

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

where he felt that

[TarJak]

wooden leg of his

[Tango589]

snap because of woodworm

[Jimbuna]

and large muscular termites

[TarJak]

whose incessant chomping damaged

[Jimbuna]

the recently refurbished flooring

[Tango589]

leaving an unsightly stain

[Jimbuna]

on Boss Marks underpants

[u crank]

causing an international incident

[Jimbuna]

of mega size proportions

[nikimcbee]

of hijacking Jim's thread:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

with a toy gun

[TarJak]

and an extremely small

[u crank]

down payment which caused

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

both Steve and Jim

[TarJak]

to exercise their powers

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

that they were imagining

[TarJak]

they had. Bestowing powers

[Jimbuna]

upon each other regularly

[TarJak]

the magic Subsim fairies

[Jimbuna]

were no competition apparently

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

for the great, mighty

[TarJak]

Subsim pixies, whose enormously

[Jimbuna]

endowed bunch of grapes

[BossMark]

which TarJak ate most

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

and didn't allow for

[TarJak]

, became legend. Dillydallying along

[Spiced_Rum]

without caring for consequences

[TarJak]

can be fatal under

[Jimbuna]

a red hot sun

[TarJak]

drenched country, a land

[Jimbuna]

where only crimanals roamed

[Spiced_Rum]

within Manchester city limits

[TarJak]

delaying traffic with rude

[Spiced_Rum]

criminal activity as always

[TarJak]

practiced by Geordies. Debilitation

[u crank]

can result from extensive

[BossMark]

trips to the nearest

[TarJak]

urinal of delirium tremens

[Jimbuna]

located in the fashionable

[BossMark]

parts of Newcastle town

[TarJak]

, home of the shirtlifters

[Jimbuna]

that escaped from Sydney

[TarJak]

Poitier's sex slave dungeon

[Jimbuna]

located in TarJaks basement

[TarJak]

store in Jim's bedroom

[Jimbuna]

catalogue TarJak modelled in

[nikimcbee]

Victoria's Secret. Tarjak and

[Jimbuna]

his little fluffy bunny

[TarJak]

McBee, danced around Jim's

[BossMark]

stash of brown ale

[TarJak]

filled handbags. Bossmark picked

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

his nose, and out

[nikimcbee]

of the blue, Steed

[Jimbuna]

dropped his baggy trousers

[TarJak]

for Jim's perverted pleasure

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

, upon which they engaged

[TarJak]

in delirious sexual deviancy

[Jimbuna]

of the unimaginable kind

[BossMark]

,so much that it

[TarJak]

made their components ache

[u crank]

requiring WD-40 and bandages

[TarJak]

scrubbed with wire brushes

[nikimcbee]

to fix the broken

[u crank]

toilet. When the laughter

[nikimcbee]

started, Steed blushed like

[u crank]

a schoolgirl and cried

[nikimcbee]

I'm a Tory and

[u crank]

damn proud of it

[nikimcbee]

,which is true because

[TarJak]

David Cameron is my

[u crank]

bookie and he never

[TarJak]

gives me odds that

[Jimbuna]

are even remotely even

[TarJak]

or fair, but honestly

[Jimbuna]

, people are so fickle

[u crank]

they don't know their

[Jimbuna]

backside from their elbow

[u crank]

after reading the manual

[Jimbuna]

override switches are dangerous

[BossMark]

if you do not

[TarJak]

disconnect them from mains

[u crank]

using left-handed wrench right

[Jimbuna]

at the precise moment

[The Enigma]

will cause a huge

[BossMark]

explosion of gas inflated

[Jimbuna]

pink elephant shaped balloons

[The Enigma]

sailing across the skyline

[Spiced_Rum]

in all directions except

[Jimbuna]

for the correct heading

[TarJak]

towards a disastrous outcome

[u crank]

with hilarious results that

[BossMark]

ended in a rather

[Jimbuna]

sad state of affairs

[Spiced_Rum]

for the swinging couples

[Jimbuna]

hanging from the nearest

[BossMark]

town tavern, including a

[Jimbuna]

bottle of sour milk

[u crank]

,three grapes and eleven

[TarJak]

left handed hammers without

[u crank]

price tags. This revelation

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

caused the SubSim moderators

[Jimbuna]

to re-evaluate rice puddings

[BossMark]

that are not in

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

any way safe for

[TarJak]

the usual perverted entertainment

[u crank]

that gets rave reviews

[Jimbuna]

in the Daily Fail

[Tango589]

due to low standards

[BossMark]

of poop it prints

[Jimbuna]

with such consummate ease

[TarJak]

. Dolomite is mostly used