The Four Word Story Game

[Tango589]

in a forgotten pocket

[Harvs]

Battleships storage locker under

[Jimbuna]

the cabbage patch doll

[BossMark]

which actually belonged to

[Jimbuna]

the wee dwarf BossMark

[Harvs]

And was his favorite

[Eichhörnchen]

favourite dolly in the

[Harvs]

Enormous collection he has

[Eichhörnchen]

of dollies (some inflatable)

[Fubar2Niner]

with enormous pairs of

[Harvs]

milk jugs overflowing from

[Jimbuna]

the mighty Orinoco River

[Fubar2Niner]

and Uncle Bulgaria plains

[Aktungbby]

of the jungly Limpopo

[Tango589]

where the Clangers live

[Fubar2Niner]

along with Windy Miller

[Aktungbby]

suckin' blue string soup

[Fubar2Niner]

through Fireman Sams hose

[Aktungbby]

from a Pontypandy hydrant

[Jimbuna]

somewhere in Outer Mongolia

[Fubar2Niner]

lives a small marsupial

[Jimbuna]

that goes by the

[Fubar2Niner]

Skippy the bush kangaroo

[nikimcbee]

was the main mode

[Fubar2Niner]

for pouch transportating beers

[UKönig]

or other contraband items

[jacobston]

such as lemon toothpaste

[Harvs]

and jalapeno pepper eyedrops

[Eichhörnchen]

Boots' bum-grape ointment

[Jimbuna]

leaves a harsh feeling

[Eichhörnchen]

if used as toothpaste

[Fubar2Niner]

when applied with sandpaper

[Jimbuna]

in one fell swoop

[Harvs]

He drained his beer

[Jimbuna]

through a plastic straw

[Tango589]

sticking out of his

[Eichhörnchen]

Oooh, err, umm, mouth

[Jimbuna]

or whatever it is

[Eichhörnchen]

under his nose there.

[Tango589]

The swans flew gracefully

[Eichhörnchen]

across a livid sky,

[Jimbuna]

before plummeting to earth

[Eichhörnchen]

and nicking the sandwiches

[Tango589]

From Jimbunas overstuffed pockets

[Harvs]

Wrapped in snotty hankies

[Aktungbby]

thus tasting even sweeter

[Eichhörnchen]

and so much chewier

[Rockstar]

than old shoe leather

[Harvs]

Impregnated with toe jam

[Aktungbby]

seepage from musth elephants

[Harvs]

all pink and dancing

[Eichhörnchen]

with little woolly hats

[Jimbuna]

and tight fitting scarves

[BossMark]

which will take your

[UKönig]

mind on a bender

[Tango589]

of, frankly, legendary proportions

[Rockstar]

that even Timothy Leary

[Jimbuna]

could ever boast about

[Aktungbby]

With Lucy Skye'd Diamonds

[Tango589]

sitting on a toadstool

[Jimbuna]

and dressed up like

[Aktungbby]

luscious red hot tomatoes

[Eichhörnchen]

taking tea with Catfish

[Jimbuna]

and the rabid boxer

[STEED]

who farted in the

[Jimbuna]

middle of the dancefloor

[Rockstar]

knocking out the referee

[Jimbuna]

with a rabbit punch

[Harvs]

Messing up his hare

[Jimbuna]

whilst the wolves slept

[UKönig]

my guitar gently weeps

[jacobston]

because I chopped onions

[Harvs]

Whilst i was jammin

[Rockstar]

to Three Blind Mice

[jacobston]

until the farsighted cat

[u crank]

nearly saw a completely

[Harvs]

Shaved pussy that was

[Tango589]

wearing a wooly jumper

[Harvs]

Eyeing the neighbors suspiciously

[Eichhörnchen]

before entering their garden

[Tango589]

to occupy their shed

[Jimbuna]

and claim squatters rights

[Harvs]

By spraying the walls

[Eichhörnchen]

and poo-ing in the

[Harvs]

Wombles secret tunnel entrance

[nikimcbee]

where crocodiles play and

[Harvs]

Moo cows eat hay

[UKönig]

grey wolves howl nightly

[Eichhörnchen]

and the moon shines

[Jimbuna]

early in the morning

[Aktungbby]

by dawn's early light

[UKönig]

with flags flying high

[Jimbuna]

in a strong breeze

[Tango589]

from a southerly direction

[jacobston]

originating from Jim's rear

[Jimbuna]

view mirror slightly aligned

[UKönig]

as objects are closer

[Jimbuna]

than one may think

[jacobston]

(usually about 4 feet)

[Tango589]

from piling into you

[Jimbuna]

whilst offering little consolation

[Rockstar]

Jimbuna cited the driver

[Aktungbby]

on the unsightly site

[Eichhörnchen]

of his vehicle parking

[UKönig]

uphill in icy conditions

[Eichhörnchen]

never a good idea,

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing roller skates

[Tango589]

or a rainbow wig

[Jimbuna]

on a windy day

[Rockstar]

marching alongside angry baboons

[Jimbuna]

is a trifle dodgy

[BossMark]

as this could course

[Eichhörnchen]

friction with other people

[Tango589]

when it starts raining

[Jimbuna]

down at the seaside

[Eichhörnchen]

but there's no chippy

[Jimbuna]

on the magic roundabout

[Harvs]

Where zippity goes bionggggg

[Tango589]

and Florence goes moo

[Aktungbby]

while ruminating on burgers:O:

[Jimbuna]

. Time for a change

[jacobston]

of undies: these ones

[Eichhörnchen]

Tango's favourite pink ones

[Jimbuna]

stick to the wall

[Eichhörnchen]

when he removes them

[Jimbuna]

with a grappling iron

[Harvs]

Connected to a D9

[Jimbuna]

version of a sponge

[Harvs]

Bob squarepants xxx film

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from old ladies

[UKönig]

who show remarkable skills

[Jimbuna]

whilst performing unique moves

[Tango589]

with ping pong balls

[Eichhörnchen]

tucked under their flabby

[Jimbuna]

lapels embroidered in silk

[Eichhörnchen]

which rest on their

[jacobston]

smelly, sticky and unkept

[Jimbuna]

festering excuses for a

[Harvs]

Pair of saggy old

[Eichhörnchen]

udders, covered in itchy

[Jimbuna]

pepper and strawberry jam

[Eichhörnchen]

for Tango to enjoy

[Jimbuna]

whilst in the asylum

[BossMark]

the Newcastle players where

[Jimbuna]

skills are practically non-existent

[Harvs]

Like their trophy cabinet

[Jimbuna]

is rarely bettered, ever

[Harvs]

The one to daydream

[Jimbuna]

on a moonlit night

[UKönig]

under the twinkling stars

[Harvs]

The earth sat silent

[jacobston]

except for that guy

[Jimbuna]

who stood in noise

[Harvs]

Up to his ears

[Jimbuna]

in a monkey suit

[Eichhörnchen]

(bit like this one)

http://i.imgur.com/zaBdHK7.jpg

[Tango589]

which looks like Eichhornchen

[jacobston]

after a turkey dinner

[Eichhörnchen]

with all the trimmings

[Harvs]

But with less hair

[Jimbuna]

than a water melon

[Eichhörnchen]

after a nasty shock

[Jimbuna]

he was speedily admitted

[Harvs]

Into the crazy house

[Rockstar]

of smoke and mirrors

[jacobston]

and a insensitive clown

[Jimbuna]

shot him a glance

[Harvs]

With his glass eye

[jacobston]

and his titanium thighs

[Jimbuna]

reflecting the suns rays

[Harvs]

Blinding the truck driver

[jacobston]

delivering some very suggestive

[Rockstar]

photographs of Harvs posing

[Eichhörnchen]

in a moth-eaten kilt

[Jimbuna]

wearing black silk suspenders

[Eichhörnchen]

and leopard skin sporran

[Jimbuna]

stained with sticky porridge

[Fubar2Niner]

and raspberry flavoured jam

[UKönig]

with heartbeats all aflutter

[Fubar2Niner]

Harv changed into SUPERMAN

[Eichhörnchen]

in moth-eaten underpants

[Harvs]

I dont wear undies

[Eichhörnchen]

like all good scotsmen

[Jimbuna]

would have us believe

[Eichhörnchen]

only we know different:

[Jimbuna]

or so we thought

[Fubar2Niner]

Harvs waved his nadgers

[Eichhörnchen]

in the cooling breeze

[Harvs]

Swinging near his knees

[Eichhörnchen]

they soon began to

[jacobston]

get greased up for

[Harvs]

Action in tight tunnels

[Eichhörnchen]

squeezed into a wheelbarrow

[Jimbuna]

fully laden with manure

[Eichhörnchen]

to keep them warm

[Jimbuna]

and smelling like roses

[Harvs]

are red like a

[Jimbuna]

like a fire engine

[Harvs]

Jimbuna struggled to think

[Jimbuna]

what his name was

[Fubar2Niner]

Achilles, thought Jim, bugger

[Harvs]

My heals playing up

[Eichhörnchen]

must be those stilettos

[Jimbuna]

that belonged to Eichhornchen

[Harvs]

And was part of

[Eichhörnchen]

a provocative new outfit

[Tango589]

recently bought from Asia

[Eichhörnchen]

off his Ladyboy chum

[Jimbuna]

with the mental scarring

[Eichhörnchen]

having clouded his judgement,

[Jimbuna]

and his tomato plants

[Eichhörnchen]

having not been watered

[Harvs]

Naturally since last week

[Eichhörnchen]

or given correct feeding

[Jimbuna]

he would soon overtake

[Tango589]

a slow moving weasel

[Eichhörnchen]

on a rusty motorbike

[Jimbuna]

dressed in pink satin

[Eichhörnchen]

and the usual black

[Jimbuna]

eye from the wife

[Harvs]

For ruining the carpet

[STEED]

using a hippo he

[Eichhörnchen]

found in Tango's house

[Harvs]

While listening to ABBA

[Jimbuna]

through a stereophonic hosepipe

[Tango589]

tied to a tree

[Jimbuna]

growing in the shade

[jacobston]

of an even bigger

[Eichhörnchen]

tree, filled with squirrels.

[Jimbuna]

One at a time

[Fubar2Niner]

they played with nuts

[Jimbuna]

and less sophisticated devices

[Fubar2Niner]

an abacus kept count

[Eichhörnchen]

but the nuts disappeared

[Fubar2Niner]

down several holes in

[Eichhörnchen]

the tree.

Adolf sighed,

[Fubar2Niner]

then farted, then murdered

[Eichhörnchen]

his ham and eggs

[Harvs]

With beans and toasted

[Fubar2Niner]

hedgehogs, which was nice!

[Harvs]

Unless your a hedgehog

[Eichhörnchen]

(but better than squirrels)

[Fubar2Niner]

A rather prickly encounter

[Jimbuna]

was sure to ensue

[Rebel]

LIFE IS A GAME

[Fubar2Niner]

box of chocolates, surely ?

[Harvs]

A game of chocolates

[Jimbuna]

with a little fudge

[BossMark]

which tasted a bit

[Harvs]

Like fried kangaroo tail