The Four Word Story Game

[nikimcbee]

had left the club

[Flopper]

, war hammer, and mace

[Jimbuna]

in the frogs purse

[nikimcbee]

while they looked for

[Jimbuna]

that elusive holy walnut

[krashkart]

in Jim Morrison's grave.

[nikimcbee]

That started the legend

[Jimbuna]

of the hairless chicken

[nikimcbee]

that destroyed Rome in

[Flopper]

a day, less than

[Snestorm]

it took the whole italian

[Flopper]

country to post five words

[Snestorm]

in a four word

[Randomizer]

game. Mathematics however, was

[Jimbuna]

never his greatest subject

[Reece]

but then nothing was!

[Randomizer]

A bigger surprise came

[Reece]

when he bent over

[nikimcbee]

to pick up a

[Flopper]

dime, and split his

[nikimcbee]

exposed epidermis to clean

[Snestorm]

pants up the middle

[Reece]

, not to mention stains

[TarJak]

on his character, alternatively

[Reece]

could've been like TarJak

[TarJak]

handsome, charming, and humble.

[Reece]

not to mention modest

[TarJak]

adept at sidestepping the

[Reece]

obvious issues here that

[nikimcbee]

mars needs women. The

[Randomizer]

Martian women are known

[nikimcbee]

for their special skills

[Reece]

using their long tongues

[HunterICX]

to open soda cans

[Reece]

and huge brains to

[Jimbuna]

post at Sub Sim

[Reece]

the women are seeking

[Jimbuna]

keys to chastity belts

[Reece]

however Jim has them

[Jimbuna]

hidden in a pastry

[HunterICX]

made out of acid

[Jimbuna]

and fried jelly beans

[TarJak]

topped with little brown

[Jimbuna]

pieces of dingleberry posies

[Reece]

. But Reece finds them

[Flopper]

savory, so no wonder

[Randomizer]

dogs might have fleas.

[Reece]

Now Randomizer starts scratching

[Jimbuna]

his spotty rear end

[Sailor Steve]

and sniffing the pastry.

[Reece]

Caught he gets kicked

[Jimbuna]

into the long grass

[HunterICX]

of Jimbuna's garden where

[nikimcbee]

where the VC were

[Sailor Steve]

having a tea party.

[Randomizer]

And so it was

[HunterICX]

that the cake is

[Randomizer]

in the fire, but

[nikimcbee]

Jimbuna's lost brother had

[HunterICX]

evil plans to conquer

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak's teaparty and book

[Randomizer]

of pornographic etchings with

[nikimcbee]

goats, dwarfs, hobbits, and

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of ketchup

[nikimcbee]

. On the otherhand, Dowly

[Jimbuna]

was drunk as usual

[Randomizer]

but could still see

[Flopper]

, so he kept drinking.

[Sailor Steve]

Flopper, however, couldn't see

[Randomizer]

being blind drunk and

[Sailor Steve]

staggering toward the old

[nikimcbee]

ferris wheel in the

[Flopper]

scrap yard, and wishing

[nikimcbee]

that you could jump

[Jimbuna]

into a bath of

[nikimcbee]

molasses, brown sugar, and

[Jimbuna]

enmgine oil, complete with

[Randomizer]

toasted garlic salad dressing.

[Reece]

Then junkyard dogs attacked

[TarJak]

Reece's rear end biting

[Reece]

TarJak in his privates

[Randomizer]

' kevlar armour causing some

[Snestorm]

minor wounds to the

[Randomizer]

secret policeman's other ball.

[Snestorm]

The officer was heard

[nikimcbee]

eating lutefisk, donuts, and

[TarJak]

roaring with raucous laughter

[nikimcbee]

vomited the lutefisk allover

[Snestorm]

his freshly pressed pants

[nikimcbee]

. Carmen Electra looked at

[TarJak]

and less than fresh

[nikimcbee]

and exclaimed "Nikimcbee can

[Snestorm]

underpants protruded from beneath

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak and mcbee exclaimed:

[Reece]

What a dirty mess!!!

[Snestorm]

As the hours past

[Jimbuna]

the four eyed bull

[HunterICX]

sh!tter from skull island

[Reece]

was on the charge,

[Jimbuna]

he huffed and puffed

[HunterICX]

, farted and belched towards

[Snestorm]

the massive crowd that

[Reece]

Booed HunterICX for farting

[HunterICX]

a cheesy poisonous gas

[TarJak]

into his sausagey fingers

[Jimbuna]

and pork pie eyes

[Reece]

making all around suffer

[Jimbuna]

like a roasted turkey

[Reece]

floating in warm fat

[Jimbuna]

and a combustible quantity

[Reece]

of rancid cooking oil

[Sailor Steve]

. The noxious cloud finally

[Reece]

mushroomed above the clouds

[Sailor Steve]

causing a cloudy downpour

[Jimbuna]

on the pixies dwelling

[Sailor Steve]

under the mushrooms. Reece

[Jimbuna]

preferred to eat garbage

[Sailor Steve]

over mushrooms, so he

[Jimbuna]

stole a used dustbin

[Sailor Steve]

and started to eat.

[Jimbuna]

The village postman arrived

[Sailor Steve]

and Jim grabbed his

[Jimbuna]

artichoke with a hook

[HunterICX]

and tossed it high

[Jimbuna]

into the outer atmosphere

[Randomizer]

where it stayed for

[Jimbuna]

a couple of days

[HunterICX]

till crashing into uranus

[Sailor Steve]

. This made uranus sore

[Jimbuna]

and Jupiter was rising

[Flopper]

. "Look, a red spot,"

[Jimbuna]

can I squeeze it

[Randomizer]

and watch it pop?

[Sailor Steve]

"NO!" shouted Pluto as

[Jimbuna]

his head fell off

[Randomizer]

and wildebeests feasted upon

[Jimbuna]

a plate of sardines

[Reece]

while Sailor Steve ate the

[Randomizer]

plate of hummingbird wings

[TarJak]

smothered in saffron butter.

[Randomizer]

After leaving the hole

[Reece]

the spaceship traveled to

[HunterICX]

the Subsim Deathstar to

[Jimbuna]

get a paint job

[Reece]

, snot green was selected

[HunterICX]

and skid mark brown

[Reece]

the ship looked like

[Randomizer]

a plate of dung

[HunterICX]

which rebel scum shall

[Lord Justice]

which rebel scum shallBe bound in irons

[Jimbuna]

and suspenders and stockings

[Randomizer]

with girdles and heels

[Jimbuna]

and lipstick and earings

[Sailor Steve]

and bobbles and bangles

[Jimbuna]

and nice pink ribbons

[Randomizer]

, snails and puppydog tails

[Jimbuna]

made out of string

[Sailor Steve]

with plenty of bling

[Jimbuna]

in a low cut

[Sailor Steve]

short skirted step through

[Randomizer]

sequined leather cuirass. Unfortunately

[Sailor Steve]

'twas all in vain

[Jimbuna]

because the train engineer

[Sailor Steve]

was so busy staring

[Jimbuna]

at the mouldy bread

[Sailor Steve]

that he forgot to

[Jimbuna]

fill the train engine

[Bilge_Rat]

or see the cliff

[Jimbuna]

it was steaming towards

[Randomizer]

at great speed. Then,

[Jimbuna]

a fairy godmother appeared

[Reece]

and lifted it up

[TarJak]

revealing a skimpy black

[HunterICX]

spider underneath the steamer

[Jimbuna]

where the ladybird lives

[Reece]

, the fairy godmother drops

[Jimbuna]

her black head extractor

[HunterICX]

and it explodes killing

[Jimbuna]

everyone with ginger hair

[Admiral8Q]

but the sailors said

[Reece]

tough titties, we want

[TarJak]

our beer ration before

[Bilge_Rat]

we see another cliff

[Jimbuna]

richard film on Sunday

[Reece]

a very important thing

[Jimbuna]

in the barhroom cabinet

[Reece]

is a battery operated

[Jimbuna]

heated toilet roll holder

[HunterICX]

to wipe your arse

[Reece]

in warm comfort, this

[Jimbuna]

devilishly wicked contraption sucked

[HunterICX]

as it burns your

[Jimbuna]

bread baking in trays

[Randomizer]

creating an ash cloud

[Jimbuna]

bigger than Hunters nose

[Randomizer]

, causing Randomizer's 1000th post

[Sailor Steve]

to go by unnoticed.:D

[Jimbuna]

Randomizer became very upset

[Sailor Steve]

and threw his computer

[HunterICX]

out of the window

[Sailor Steve]

, whence it landed on

[AVGWarhawk]

a large green furry

[Jimbuna]

city slicker from Chicago

[AVGWarhawk]

who won the seat

[Jimbuna]

second on the left

[Randomizer]

in the sniper's scope

[Sailor Steve]

. Little did he know

[Jimbuna]

that Steve was blind

[Sailor Steve]

to Jim's idiosyncracies. But

[Jimbuna]

little did he know

[Sailor Steve]

that Jim was blind

[AVGWarhawk]

as a black bat.

[Jimbuna]

A terrifying thud was heard

[Flopper]

A terrifying thud was heard

when five words were used

[Jimbuna]

you double crossing bastid :DL

[Reece]

Flopper was now pissed!

[Rilder]

He was pissed because

[Reece]

Jim kicked his ass

[TarJak]

whilst being beaten over

[Reece]

the head by TarJak,

[TarJak]

until his brains drizzled

[Reece]

out into a plate

[TarJak]

which Reece lapped up

[Reece]

Mmm... Nom nom nom!

[Randomizer]

Afterwords Zombie Reece went

[Reece]

berzerk and kicked Randomizer

[TarJak]

cruising down Hindley Street,

[Randomizer]

and into a pub.

[TarJak]

Called Mars Bar, where

[HunterICX]

instead of Beer was

[Snestorm]

bourbon on the rocks

[Jimbuna]

of Gibraltar with caterpillar

[Snestorm]

heavy equipment digging up

[TarJak]

Reece's murky past. His

[Jimbuna]

boyfriend became quite shocked

[TarJak]

by his small sized

[Jimbuna]

bag of glass marbles

[TarJak]

and genital paraphenalia dangling

[Jimbuna]

from his hat brim

[TarJak]

bumping his lips and

[AVGWarhawk]

bum up against the

[TarJak]

smooth hard long black

[Reece]

meaty thing TarJak held

[TarJak]

over Jim's head with

[Reece]

lust in his eyes

[HunterICX]

he reached out and

[Randomizer]

pulled the curtains shut.

[Jimbuna]

TarJaks sex change operation

[Randomizer]

spawned some strange things

[AVGWarhawk]

like his four eyed