The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

for police officers in

[TarJak]

their dotage. Mirrored ceilings

[Jimbuna]

can ail a flagging

[nikimcbee]

for hookers to work

[Gerald]

with a nightstick, between

[Spiced_Rum]

gritted teeth, legs akimbo

[Tango589]

, eyes crossed, bazookas wobbling,

[Spiced_Rum]

jugs full of delight

[u crank]

and a poor sense

[TarJak]

of misdirection in psychological

[u crank]

panhandling which naturally can't

[TarJak]

compete with scornful derision

[u crank]

from knock-kneed hobbits discussing

[Spiced_Rum]

sugar free soda drinks

[TarJak]

flavoured by nazgul droppings

[Jimbuna]

giving of an odour

[BossMark]

so vile it even

[Gerald]

if it were in

[Tango589]

tightly sealed jam jars

[Jimbuna]

previously used for pornographic

[Tango589]

shenanigans with ginger twins

[Gerald]

,waiting for life forms

[Jimbuna]

eminating from ginger parents

[Gerald]

stumbled into the hall

[Tango589]

, tripping over the cat,

[TarJak]

litter tray, whilst shagging

[Tango589]

a ginger fleeced sheep

[Jimbuna]

by the name of

[TarJak]

Gerald. The dog trumpet

[Tango589]

solo Strauss Waltz rendition

[Jimbuna]

was a bit of

[u crank]

disappointment considering the size

[TarJak]

fluff picked up by

[Jimbuna]

the cross-eyed drop bear

[TarJak]

cross-dressing its way across

[Jimbuna]

the New South Wales

[Gerald]

,there are many monkeys

[TarJak]

typing, but no Shakespeare

[Jimbuna]

or even a TS Elliott

[Tango589]

but probably Agatha Christie

[Gerald]

was probably the most

[Spiced_Rum]

difficult for simians to

[Gerald]

reducing complex concepts to

[Spiced_Rum]

simple banana equations and

[Gerald]

calculate an inverse demand

[Jimbuna]

answers to said equations

[Gerald]

,it means that the

[Tango589]

price of fresh pineapples

[BossMark]

is so high that

[Jimbuna]

only wealthy barbary apes

[u crank]

living on the planet

[Jimbuna]

uranus could actually swallow

[Gerald]

the youngest of the

[TarJak]

banana children, whose cries

[Jimbuna]

fell on deaf ears

[TarJak]

And dumb eyes. Surreptitiously

[Tango589]

the ninjas snuck in

[Jimbuna]

through the chimney pot

[TarJak]

smoke clouding their approach

[u crank]

as they discarded their

[TarJak]

truncheons and took up

[u crank]

basket weaving to calm

[TarJak]

the farm which erupted

[BossMark]

into a very naughty

[Jimbuna]

game of bash the

[TarJak]

bacon and hide the

[Jimbuna]

pork sausage under the

[Tango589]

pile of electric eels

[Jimbuna]

that were sending sparks

[u crank]

across the street. Google

[TarJak]

yourself for fun and

[BossMark]

see what really happened

[Jimbuna]

between you and Justin

[Tango589]

Bieber last wednesday evening

[TarJak]

between the sheets of

[Tango589]

newspaper he sleeps under

[Jimbuna]

the floorboards at night

[TarJak]

but wakes on velvet

[Jimbuna]

strips of scented seaweed

[TarJak]

encrusted toast. Vegemite tastes

[Jimbuna]

like your wifes cooking

[TarJak]

Marmite toasties coated with

[Jimbuna]

a thin layer of

[BossMark]

ice cream from the

[Jimbuna]

parlour of the undertaker

[TarJak]

whose overtaking lead to

[Jimbuna]

the death of a

[Tango589]

motorcycle riding catholic parachutist

[TarJak]

small calamari with chips

[Jimbuna]

and a side salad

[Tango589]

smothered in castlemaine xxxx

[Jimbuna]

for the poor convicts

[u crank]

to sip while watching

[Tango589]

two labradoodles getting frisky

[u crank]

, a televised event down

[TarJak]

with dressing or cross

[u crank]

training, an option nobody

[TarJak]

expects the Spanish Inquisition

[u crank]

to overlook while smoozing

[Jimbuna]

with members of the

[TarJak]

Nine Sisters. Zulu warriors

[Jimbuna]

returned from Rorke's Drift

[TarJak]

out of pocket and

[Jimbuna]

short of a few

[Spiced_Rum]

sandwiches for a picnic

[Jimbuna]

with the drop bear

[TarJak]

polluting the airwaves with

[u crank]

hip hop do wop

[Jimbuna]

and lots of plop

[TarJak]

from rent a cop

[Spiced_Rum]

dressed like a fop

[BossMark]

from the local vets

[Jimbuna]

association based in bedlam

[TarJak]

West Virginia, home of

[Jimbuna]

hole in the wall

[Tango589]

and lots of echos

[Jimbuna]

from the sound of

[Spiced_Rum]

monkeys being chastised nightly

[Jimbuna]

with a tickling stick

[Tango589]

by queues of diddy men

[TarJak]

from oop Norf where

[Jimbuna]

residing in Knotty Ash

[Gerald]

,known as the donkey

[Jimbuna]

commonly known as Eeyore

[Gerald]

in the Winnie-the-Pooh books

[Tango589]

written by AA Milne

[Jimbuna]

for those younger minded

[Gerald]

like me and Reece

[Jimbuna]

and the other sheeple

[Gerald]

in very nice language

[u crank]

said, who's buying the

[TarJak]

beers? I'm not going

[u crank]

to lie. I'm thirsty

[TarJak]

but you're not buying

[u crank]

the story. Another round

[TarJak]

of howitzer fire landed

[Spiced_Rum]

on friendly co-ordinates again

[Jimbuna]

and again and again

[TarJak]

until the last round

[Jimbuna]

followed the second last

[BossMark]

person, who was about

[Jimbuna]

suck a minty sweet

[Tango589]

to remove the taste

[Jimbuna]

of the last entrende

[Tango589]

that was not double

[Jimbuna]

the actual recorded weight

[u crank]

, a fact investigated by

[Jimbuna]

a plague of locusts

[u crank]

dressed for dinner and

[Jimbuna]

spruced like a goose

[u crank]

while duck-walking across the

[Jimbuna]

edge of the pond

[BossMark]

while trying to swim

[Jimbuna]

in a bucket of

[Tango589]

week old mushy peas

[Jimbuna]

that were slowly fermenting

[TarJak]

in Jim's gumboots. BossMark

[Tango589]

turned into a southerner

[u crank]

heading north with little

[TarJak]

hope of Leeds winning

[Jimbuna]

a game of tidlywinks

[Wolferz]

Being the top winker.

[Jimbuna]

. Ever had the feeling

[Tango589]

you are being insulted

[Jimbuna]

by your own reflection

[TarJak]

or simply mirroring behaviour

[u crank]

learned on the interwebs

[Jimbuna]

and the local newspaper

[TarJak]

round which ended in

[u crank]

an unusual fetchup which

[Spiced_Rum]

awoke the guard dog

[Jimbuna]

from a sound sleep

[Tango589]

involving scubadiving pregnant nuns

[Jimbuna]

full of pseudo intellectualism

[u crank]

with an obvious talent

[Jimbuna]

for stirring the pot

[TarJak]

of gold at the

[Jimbuna]

same old thread repeatedly

[u crank]

, a spankable offence that

[Jimbuna]

they never let go

[TarJak]

of the bone. Doggerel

[Tango589]

does not involve dogs

[u crank]

,doggonit. Curiosity makes cats

[Tango589]

want to learn sailing

[TarJak]

techniques to get from

[u crank]

Austrialia to the land

[Jimbuna]

of beer and curry

[u crank]

, a paradise hidden away

[Jimbuna]

from the eyes of

[Gerald]

the old donkey, which

[Tango589]

had too many birthdays

[Jimbuna]

on the same day

[Spiced_Rum]

but different monthly dates

[Tango589]

ate too much cake

[Jimbuna]

at the christening of

[u crank]

the pink row-boat named

[Jimbuna]

after the local cabbage

[Spiced_Rum]

patch kid's favourite old

[Gerald]

dolls,for the upcoming

[Spiced_Rum]

retirement of the donkey

[TarJak]

hair toothbrush SpicedRum used

[Gerald]

to apply the dye

[Jimbuna]

for his SpicedRum mullet

[Gerald]

caught near the bottom

[Jimbuna]

of the septic tank

[nikimcbee]

where Sir Lunchalot of

[Jimbuna]

the square shaped barstool

[nikimcbee]

located deep in the

[Jimbuna]

bowels of the cellar

[TarJak]

bangs on about his

[nikimcbee]

Beer bottle collection. Steed

[Jimbuna]

was a strange type

[nikimcbee]

of exotic dancer, who

[Jimbuna]

only wore six veils

[u crank]

which was hardly adequate

[Jimbuna]

for his nasal hair

[nikimcbee]

from getting caught in

[u crank]

the lawn mower blades

[TarJak]

of his drinking vessel.

[Gerald]

Meanwhile, extensive efforts were

[TarJak]

evaded by not communicating

[Jimbuna]

in a legible fashion

[Tango589]

with people who listen

[Jimbuna]

with serious great difficulty

[Tango589]

to obscure doo-wop music

[Jimbuna]

the Bonzo-Dog Doo-dah Band

[Tango589]

and people arguing constantly

[BossMark]

about all the naughty

[Jimbuna]

nighties they have worn

[Tango589]

whilst hiking in Lancashire

[Wolferz]

Rolling down a hill.

[Jimbuna]

on a beer bottle

[Tango589]

shaped mini speed boat

[Jimbuna]

powered by loadsa froth

[Gerald]

in an exclusive Samsung

[TarJak]

frothing vat, full of

[Gerald]

food for a three-day

[Jimbuna]

pygmies and blind leprichorns

[TarJak]

who miss posts between

[Jimbuna]

what is so obvious

[Tango589]

and what's best ignored.

[Jimbuna]

On the one hand

[nikimcbee]

,Tarjak looks sexy in:o:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

a skin hugging tutu

[nikimcbee]

and a gorilla mask

[Tango589]

which is an improvement

[Jimbuna]

on his tarzan outfit

[Gerald]

one with her topless

[TarJak]

motor carriage which conveys

[Spiced_Rum]

monkeys for spanking fun