The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

Rottnest Island, a councilor was

[Flaxpants]

summoned to inspect the

[Herr-Berbunch]

damage created by Reece

[Flaxpants]

's milkfloat which had crashed

[Herr-Berbunch]

into the bean-tin pyramid

[Flaxpants]

built by Jimbuna over

[Herr-Berbunch]

the river Kwai. All

[Jimbuna]

of the slanty eyed

[Herr-Berbunch]

mother for carers decided

[Jimbuna]

to visit the museum

[TarJak]

of impaired dreams. Delaying

[Herr-Berbunch]

the inevitable was the

[Feuer Frei!]

icing on the cake

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but Jim preferred some

[Feuer Frei!]

melon balls in his

[Herr-Berbunch]

soup over croutons as

[Feuer Frei!]

they bobbed more realistically

[Herr-Berbunch]

like buoys as he

[Feuer Frei!]

attempted to spoon them

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but his wife walked

[Feuer Frei!]

in and said: "what

[Herr-Berbunch]

are you doing to

[Feuer Frei!]

that spoon, you are

[Herr-Berbunch]

a dirty old man

[Feuer Frei!]

". Jim refuted this and

[Herr-Berbunch]

grabbed his melon balls

[Feuer Frei!]

and adjourned to the

[Herr-Berbunch]

games room to play

[Feuer Frei!]

Beta Silent Hunter 6!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece picked up the

[Flaxpants]

telephone and asked if

[Feuer Frei!]

Jim really was playing

[Herr-Berbunch]

with Giggs' superinjunctioned girlfriend
:o

[Jimbuna]

, mr fergusons pet dog

[nikimcbee]

marked his territory quickly.

[Herr-Berbunch]

and ran to court

[Jimbuna]

for strawberries and cream

[Reece]

but found only spam

[Herr-Berbunch]

much to the delight

[Reece]

of TarJak who gorged

[Herr-Berbunch]

like a man possessed

[Reece]

with the spirit of

[Jimbuna]

a flea ridden baboon

[Herr-Berbunch]

kept in Reece's closet

[TarJak]

predelictions for tasty treats

[Herr-Berbunch]

didn't know when to

[Jimbuna]

turn the other cheek

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Instead he just blatently

[Gerald]

,said that the cover

[Jimbuna]

of Giggs was blown

[danasan]

up into the sky

[Gerald]

to go to Pluto

[Jimbuna]

United FC football club

[Reece]

to take up ballet

[Herr-Berbunch]

, following in Jim's footsteps,

[Gerald]

while a circus orchestra

[Herr-Berbunch]

played "entrance-of-the-gladiators" when Reece

[Gerald]

was dressed in tails

[Jimbuna]

made from chicken feathers

[Gerald]

are now being sorted.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Meanwhile, Vendor decided to

[Gerald]

fly to Newcastle-Tyne

[Herr-Berbunch]

to stalk big Jim

[Gerald]

,it manages the BBC

[TarJak]

competely out of existence.

[Reece]

So ends another chapter

[Jimbuna]

in the secret diary

[Reece]

of Dame Edna TarJak!

[Flaxpants]

Rummaging around in the

[Reece]

back yard compost bin

[Flaxpants]

Tarjak came across a

[Reece]

tutu and couldn't resist

[Flaxpants]

trying it on. Wow!

[Feuer Frei!]

TarJak raised the stakes

[Flaxpants]

at the shearing station

[Gerald]

allows for thermal expansion

[Flaxpants]

of a small hamster

[Herr-Berbunch]

inserted into his sheep

[Gerald]

,He poured his abundance

[Flaxpants]

directly into the gaping

[Reece]

hole he found in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the pen, was anybody

[Gerald]

remember, the pen and

[Herr-Berbunch]

ink is rhyming slang

[Reece]

but who gives a

[Herr-Berbunch]

Donald Duck about slang :o

[Jimbuna]

whilst his sky rocket

[Gerald]

,flew to Down Under

[TarJak]

the wunderbar gezunder. Frankly

[Jimbuna]

his trouble and strife

[danasan]

makes up his life

[nikimcbee]

as a pole dancer.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Not just Poles danced

[nikimcbee]

but, Russians, Norwiegans and

[Herr-Berbunch]

even Steed attempted the

[nikimcbee]

dance with feathered costume

[Herr-Berbunch]

which McBee found alluring :03:

[Jimbuna]

and quite sexually stimulating

[nikimcbee]

if I were Finnish

[Jimbuna]

you'd prefer a hamster

[danasan]

, much much better than

[Rockstar]

ferrets smoking crack rock

[Gerald]

in a german supermarket

[danasan]

while buying swedish beer

[Gerald]

due to the taxes

[Jimbuna]

levied on the sheep

[nikimcbee]

who slept with Prince

[Gerald]

Harry, is really sleeping

[nikimcbee]

with a rubber doll.

[Gerald]

.Some people like stuff

[Reece]

including sausages, vegemite, spam

[Gerald]

to go with your

[Reece]

pie-floater whilst floating in

[TarJak]

regurgitated beer batter and

[Reece]

reclaimed sump oil, naturally

[TarJak]

lubricating Reece's throat. Dumplings

[Flaxpants]

are a nice extra

[TarJak]

texture for the lubrication

[Reece]

needed for this concoction

[Flaxpants]

designed on a forum

[TarJak]

to slide down his

[Reece]

pie hole with ease

[Flaxpants]

like a greased otter

[TarJak]

down a drain pipe

[Flaxpants]

. After his lubrication, Reece

[Herr-Berbunch]

found it easier to

[Flaxpants]

get into his tracksuit

[Herr-Berbunch]

before sitting on sofa

[Reece]

with legs in air

[Flaxpants]

, high heels swinging wildly

[Jimbuna]

as the vicar fondled

[Reece]

his mate Jim with

[Herr-Berbunch]

one hand and Reece

[Gerald]

Witherspoon at the same

[TarJak]

place as Vendor's downfall

[Herr-Berbunch]

, some Sydney gay bar,

[Gerald]

,Herr-Berbunch,Vendor,and Reece

[Jimbuna]

had sex change operations

[Gerald]

,Jim looked with delight :D

[Jimbuna]

at his magnificent body

[Herr-Berbunch]

now also possessing breasts

[Gerald]

,a dream and six

[Jimbuna]

gallons of dark rum

[Herr-Berbunch]

still didn't look attractive

[Gerald]

for there is no

[CCIP]

spoon in her mouth

[Reece]

, just a beefy sausage

[Flaxpants]

length, with Jim on

[TarJak]

trombone, playing dixieland tunes

[Jimbuna]

a trip to mars

[Flaxpants]

would help the arthritis

[TarJak]

in Jimbuna's trombone. Flaxpants

[Flaxpants]

was elected president. All

[TarJak]

in his tiny mind.

[Flaxpants]

Though he did have

[TarJak]

a very very small

[Flaxpants]

lump of earwax embedded

[Sammi79]

between his thong and

[Gerald]

between rocks and scrapes

[Flaxpants]

which obviously tickled immensely.

[TarJak]

Ladyboy Flaxpants then inserted

[danasan]

in an obvious way

[Herr-Berbunch]

his appendage between his

[Gerald]

balls,and underneath massage

[Herr-Berbunch]

d his friend Reece






:rotfl2:

[TarJak]

till he was good

[Herr-Berbunch]

and ready for the

[TarJak]

denegration that followed his

[Gerald]

eye, a civilized man

[Flaxpants]

would have been appalled

[TarJak]

however the savages were

[Herr-Berbunch]

but Vendor remained uncivilised

[Jimbuna]

and repeatedly posted anyway

[Gerald]

,to see who does

[Jimbuna]

whatever they are doing

[Gerald]

,looks uncomfortable say Tarjak

[Jimbuna]

to the man next

[Herr-Berbunch]

to Reece and his

[Jimbuna]

one eyed spider monkey

[Herr-Berbunch]

hidden in the man's

[Fish In The Water]

right front pant pocket.

[Jimbuna]

Now that he's gone

[Herr-Berbunch]

on the bus to

[Fish In The Water]

kill a little time

[Jimbuna]

at the local asylum

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece missed him so

[TarJak]

little, his posts were

[Gerald]

better than small ones

[Reece]

that Herr-Berbunch fondles. There

[TarJak]

between Reece's cheeks, he

[Flaxpants]

he nestled himself in,

[TarJak]

sliding his ripe plums

[Flaxpants]

into Reece's fruit bowl

[Reece]

for Flaxpants to drink

[Flaxpants]

with Tarjak. A threesome

[TarJak]

of cheery subsim sailors

[Reece]

until our stomachs started

[Jimbuna]

to suffer from a

[TarJak]

strong gravitational pull from

[Gerald]

the other forces at

[Reece]

work, an emergency dash

[Gerald]

to the beauty counter

[Jimbuna]

for a new keyboard

[Flaxpants]

synthesizer, with which they

[Gerald]

work, directly with the

[Flaxpants]

elongated molecular distender, which

[Gerald]

seamless, capsules containing biological

[Flaxpants]

artifacts of alien descent

[Gerald]

over the whole earth

[Flaxpants]

but mostly in Sweden

[Gerald]

,a really welcome place

[Jimbuna]

if you like spamming

[Gerald]

,so disabled comments on

[Herr-Berbunch]

the paralympic games are

[Jimbuna]

sure to be winners

[Gerald]

so we're coming up

[Jimbuna]

with a good trace

[Gerald]

message, monitoring tool to

[Jimbuna]

track down your location

[Gerald]

,however, in many cases

[Jimbuna]

spambots can be untraceable

[Gerald]

so,spammers use these

[Jimbuna]

forums for a purpose

[JU_88]

which enables them to

[Gerald]

deceive Others,from journal

[Reece]

it is written "Behold,

[TarJak]

the end is nigh

[Reece]

", so we all decided

[Herr-Berbunch]

to visit the old

[TarJak]

haunts of the decrepit

[Jimbuna]

tomb of the unknown

[Reece]

Zombie that lurks around

[Gerald]

every bend,but the

[TarJak]

length of his famous

[Jimbuna]

posting habit still continues

[Gerald]

,sucking her thumb after

[TarJak]

he baited the bear

http://www.gifs.cc/Bear1p.gif

[danasan]

in a large coffeecup

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the asylum

[Reece]

, this effected the way

[Gerald]

we communicate, with each

[danasan]

other in a very

[Reece]

personal way by making

[Gerald]

smart decisions is the

[TarJak]

his pecadilloes were recalled

[Gerald]

,may become a feature

[Jimbuna]

more of an obsession

[Gerald]

,with fighting a small

[claybirdd]

limited tactical marital dispute

[Gerald]

,analysis is limited to