The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

squirrel lovers, who also

[Jimbuna]

painted themselves into corners

[Reece]

this remark is gibberish

[BossMark]

and not in the

[Reece]

true Subsim style, therefore

[Jimbuna]

the usual consequences ensue

[Aktungbby]

upon Saint George's Day

[Reece]

that Aktungbby and Jim

[BossMark]

got very drunk, which

[Jimbuna]

is hard to believe

[jacobston]

considering the volume of

[Eichhörnchen]

water to alcohol in

[Aktungbby]

Hamm's and Geordie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie) Schooner (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schooner_(glass))s :woot:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/Geordie_Schooner1.jpg/220px-Geordie_Schooner1.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geordie_Schooner1.jpg)https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/03/f7/77/03f7779d1d3c4cfe3b0af87214d0b243.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

with which they washed

[Aktungbby]

down extra hurled Haggis

[Reece]

and tuna with cream :dead:

[Jimbuna]

and sea sick stew

[Reece]

that Jim slowly stirred

[jacobston]

, inhaling the rancid aroma

[Reece]

then throwing up into

[Jimbuna]

the local farmers urn

[Reece]

The next day BossMark

[Eichhörnchen]

drove his Ford Capri

[Reece]

off a side road

[BossMark]

while looking at the

[Jimbuna]

girlie magazine he stole

[Reece]

from his boyfriend Justin

[Eichhörnchen]

(another Ford Capri driver)

[Reece]

as they held hands

[Jimbuna]

with a ticking clock

[BossMark]

which Reece had stolen

[Jimbuna]

from a certain oyster

[Aktungbby]

without pearls of wisdom

[Jimbuna]

teeth can be dumb

[Reece]

Jim said "Enough!!" and

[Eichhörnchen]

went back to sleep.

[BossMark]

he dreamt about Newcastle

[Aktungbby]

Rose, Mary, and Tyne

[Reece]

it was rather erotic

[Jimbuna]

but sadly not true

[Reece]

however there is hope,

[Jimbuna]

when all things considered

[Reece]

that some day soon

[Eichhörnchen]

he might meet Justin

[Jimbuna]

and his friend Mark

[Eichhörnchen]

(who both drive Capris)

[Reece]

and both love Jim

[Jimbuna]

as their true God

[Aktungbby]

worshipped with Newcastle libations

[Jimbuna]

by a drunken serf

[Eichhörnchen]

and plenty of nice

[Jimbuna]

bottles of brown ale

[Aktungbby]

gleefully guzzled down gullets

[Eichhörnchen]

(with some nice cake)

[Aktungbby]

or so said Antoinette

[Reece]

and a pie floater

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Pie_floater.jpg

[Rockstar]

"I protest!" said Marie

[Reece]

I hate meat pies!

[Eichhörnchen]

"Give me cheese instead!"

[Reece]

with the blue veins!:oops: (SS needs a puke smiley)

[Jimbuna]

and the yellow scabs

[BossMark]

which looked odd under

[Rockstar]

Antoinette's tightly bound corset

[Jimbuna]

complete with whale bones

[Eichhörnchen]

cradling her little dumplings.

[Jimbuna]

The centipede started limping

[mapuc]

Back to his master

[Jimbuna]

dog keeper, the hound

[Rockstar]

whisperer of upper Baskerville

[Jimbuna]

in the downtown kennel

[Reece]

, and so ends another

[Eichhörnchen]

stupid four word story.

[Reece]

This remark angered Jim

[BossMark]

so much that he

[Eichhörnchen]

jumped into his Capri

[Jimbuna]

engaging the turbo engine

[Reece]

, going backwards, and stalling

[Jimbuna]

to allow pensioners crossing

[Reece]

over to the EU

[Jimbuna]

riding in padded cells

[Rockstar]

compliments of the insane

[u crank]

asylum. SubSim members regularly

[Rockstar]

visit for their dose

[Eichhörnchen]

of nice cheesecake with

[Reece]

cheeseburgers, topped off with

[Rockstar]

hot steamy nuts slathered

[Eichhörnchen]

with oily bilge water.

[Jimbuna]

and salt encrusted pancakes

[Rockstar]

served in a dirty

[Jimbuna]

pair of Reece underwear

[Eichhörnchen]

teeming with crab lice

[BossMark]

which swam around in

[Jimbuna]

an ever decreasing circle

[Eichhörnchen]

and disappeared up his

[AVGWarhawk]

water tight bung hole

[mapuc]

On their way, they

[AVGWarhawk]

performed body cavity search

[Eichhörnchen]

but Reece's descending colon

[Reece]

grew larger as it

[Eichhörnchen]

filled with noxious gases

[Reece]

then with a mighty

[Jimbuna]

flick of the wrist

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen struck a match

[Eichhörnchen]

KABOOM! went Reece's arse

[Reece]

striking Eichhörnchen in the

[Jimbuna]

back end of beyond

[BossMark]

which meant Reece was

[Eichhörnchen]

left without ANY friends,

[Aktungbby]

except his underpaid proctologist

[Eichhörnchen]

who is now unemployed.

[mapuc]

Due to this situation

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece's nuts caught fire

[Aktungbby]

during a Basque lamb festival

[mapuc]

Running around howling like

[Reece]

an elastrated lamb whilst

[Eichhörnchen]

smoke billowed from his

[Jimbuna]

rather troublesome alimentary canal

[Reece]

Jim reached for a

[Eichhörnchen]

hosepipe but couldn't get

[Jimbuna]

a good enough grip

[Eichhörnchen]

on Reece's slippery backside

[Reece]

but trying harder succeeded :yep:

[BossMark]

in getting a firm

[Reece]

grip and couldn't resist

[Jimbuna]

a wee little poke

[Eichhörnchen]

with the end of

[Reece]

Jim's finger :oops::o Eichhörnchen decided

[Jimbuna]

to listen to sense

[Eichhörnchen]

(the bloody hosepipe, Reece)

[Jimbuna]

the one that's greased

[Eichhörnchen]

and nice and knobbly

[Reece]

OWCH!! that smarts (cries)

[Jimbuna]

picks up his dentures

[Reece]

and wipes off the

[BossMark]

all the bits that

[Jimbuna]

were supposed to fit

[Reece]

. BossMark decided to poke

[Jimbuna]

a transparent surgical glove

[Reece]

into Jim's nose to

[Jimbuna]

uncover the ultimate truth

[mapuc]

On his way, he

[BossMark]

fell over Reece, who

[Eichhörnchen]

was sitting on his

[Reece]

ass fumbling with his

[Rockstar]

bag of salted nuts

[Reece]

that spilled on the

[Eichhörnchen]

cake in his lap.

[Reece]

Rockstar tucked in scoffing

[Jimbuna]

at the fat buddah

[Aktungbby]

causing an insurmountable dukkha:arrgh!:

[Rockstar]

notwithstanding he rubbed oil


http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2009_Year_One/009YEO_Oliver_Platt_003.jpg

[Aktungbby]

A summoned a barber

[BossMark]

went to see Reece

[Reece]

and got kicked in

[Jimbuna]

to the long grass

[Eichhörnchen]

which came right up

[Rockstar]

Jeebus y'all drinking again?

[Jimbuna]

nothing better to do

[Aktungbby]

Quaffed the raven: "another"!

[Eichhörnchen]

"And bring me

[Rockstar]

another word to use

[Reece]

other than this word

[Eichhörnchen]

which is total rubbish!"

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen fumed with rage

[Jimbuna]

his lipstick all smudged

[Reece]

, eyeshadow running with tears

[Jimbuna]

and pee stained sweat

[BossMark]

which caused a rash

[Eichhörnchen]

to travel across the

[Aktungbby]

maximum of his glutueii:O:

[Rockstar]

spreading onward and upward

[Reece]

blackheads bursting and oozing

[Eichhörnchen]

but then everyone realized

[Reece]

that Eichhörnchen was only

[BossMark]

on a trip to

[Eichhörnchen]

the bakers, for some

[Reece]

yeast to make a

[Jimbuna]

barrel of light ale

[Aktungbby]

to cure his ailment

[Rockstar]

he aquired while visiting

[mapuc]

Dr Got-no-clue

[Eichhörnchen]

(who hadn't washed his

[Aktungbby]

Overused and filthy duodenoscope http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/01/21/bacteria-deadly-endoscope-contamination/22119329/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/01/21/bacteria-deadly-endoscope-contamination/22119329/) :dead:

[Eichhörnchen]

before inserting it into

[Fubar2Niner]

steak and kidney pie

[mapuc]

Which had been nicely

[Reece]

gobbled down by Reece:yep:

[mapuc]

With a satisfaction on

[Rockstar]

his face Mapuc offered

[Reece]

a bowl of wine-trifle

https://s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/bestrecipes-prod-public/recipe_carousel_image/https%3A/beyondtaste-prod-public.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/asset/15088/image-jpg.jpeg%3Fts%3D1422482310

[Eichhörnchen]

which had gone off

[Reece]

however Mapuc loved it

[BossMark]

so much that he

[Reece]

regurgitated it many times:dead::oops:

[Jimbuna]

. When people start lying

[Rockstar]

, four word story time

[Reece]

covers all the action

[Eichhörnchen]

and in particular, that

[Rockstar]

moment in time when

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece scratches his backside.

[mapuc]

with his left toe

[Jimbuna]

and sixth index finger

[Fubar2Niner]

and his opposable bum

[Rockstar]

starts an arguement over

[mapuc]

Why he has to

[Reece]

keep showing it off :D

[Rockstar]

to his foot doctor

[Reece]

who couldn't resist giving

[Jimbuna]

a stick of rock

[Reece]

candy to Jim to

[BossMark]

who scoffed it down

[Reece]

, BossMark started to cry

[Jimbuna]

for his mammy again

[mapuc]

Mommy, the others are

[Reece]

picking on me, tell

[Jimbuna]

them to wear gloves

[Reece]

when touching this sensitive

[Jimbuna]

part of my nose

[Reece]

otherwise I'll sneeze and

[Rockstar]

fart the same time

[Aktungbby]

proof of multi-tasking capacity:O:

[Jimbuna]

. Never a dull moment

[Rockstar]

at a knife fight

[Eichhörnchen]

in the old folks'

[mapuc]

barns, where all the

[Eichhörnchen]

grave-jumpers enjoy a

[Rockstar]

roll in the hay

[Reece]

with the rotting cadavers

[Rockstar]

found in Reece's closet

[Reece]

, mapuc screamed when he

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/1d/6a/Closet%20zombie2.jpg?itok=xYSwv3gt

[Rockstar]

pulled down his pants

[Eichhörnchen]

and saw the extent

[Reece]

of the damage caused

[Jimbuna]

by Reece flagrant arousal

[Reece]

, after hiding the offending

[Rockstar]

zombie sausage from hell

[Jimbuna]

half rotten and mouldy

[Rockstar]

hungry dogs wouldnt eat

[Eichhörnchen]

that, nor starving pigs

[mapuc]

except Eichhörnchen who drooled

[BossMark]

all over his new

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/YLNAtgo.jpg picture of Glynis Barber

[mapuc]

but he cried because

[Eichhörnchen]

she's not a squirrel.

[mapuc]

and married with Rockstar

[Reece]

instead, a beautiful couple.:yep:

[Rockstar]

Rockstar was caught drooling

[Reece]

over Eichhörnchen's picture, this

[Eichhörnchen]

after sneaking into his

[Reece]

bed, then, light out. . . :oops: