The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

about a drunken parrot

[Fubar2Niner]

and an agoraphobic gerbil

[The Enigma]

Nobody knew that song

[Jimbuna]

apart from the quality

[BossMark]

street gang who knew

[Cybermat47]

How to mug hogs

[Jimbuna]

every dirty tune written

[Herr-Berbunch]

including the one about

[Jimbuna]

old Paddy McGinteys goat

[BossMark]

which went down like

[Herr-Berbunch]

someone he used to

[Jimbuna]

share patrol cars with

[The Enigma]

an officer and a

[Jimbuna]

gentleman in black suspenders

[The Enigma]

and a cylindrical formed

[BossMark]

jockstrap which he liked

[Herr-Berbunch]

made Jim really happy.

[TarJak]

The impending zombie apocolypse

[Jimbuna]

was a Mayan prophecy

[TarJak]

believed by many idjits

[Jimbuna]

from across the pond

[BossMark]

and those from down

[TarJak]

Leeds way where BossMark

[Herr-Berbunch]

sought shelter in the

[BossMark]

pub or the bookies

[Jimbuna]

with the other perpetual

[The Enigma]

visitors made him smile.

[Jimbuna]

Never a laughing matter

[BossMark]

when Newcastle are losing

[The Enigma]

Loosing is more a

[Jimbuna]

bad habit for them

[The Enigma]

they never get used

[Jimbuna]

to the taste of

[Gerald]

the Danforth Greek restaurant

[BossMark]

which in the land

[U570]

of dolphins is very

[Gerald]

intelligent animals, and often

[Reece]

out smarted Vendor. Meanwhile

[Gerald]

,Reece bend over Bossmark

[U570]

and found that Twister

[TarJak]

was more complicated than

[Jimbuna]

Vendor had originally realised

[TarJak]

due to the nuclear

[Jimbuna]

powered bedside alarm clock

[Gerald]

that gives you the

[BossMark]

shakes when it goes

[Jimbuna]

out of the window

[Gerald]

,close to the street

[Jimbuna]

across from the boardwalk

[The Enigma]

straight ahead towards the

[Gerald]

house that you live

[Jimbuna]

end of the road

[The Enigma]

A dead end street

[Gerald]

appeared to be the

[Jimbuna]

right at the end

[eddie]

near the red light

[Gerald]

district in Amsterdam,there

[TarJak]

Vendor spied some likely

[nikimcbee]

love interests, which caused

[TarJak]

his trousers to oscillate

[U570]

backwards and forwards until

[Gerald]

the road gets bumpy

[BossMark]

with all the excitement

[Gerald]

,of our work today

[TarJak]

on his Stockholm workbench

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[Gerald]

seekers are expected to

[Jimbuna]

waffle in foreign tongues

[BossMark]

down by the farm

[Jimbuna]

where all the animals

[Gerald]

photos, for his guide

[Jimbuna]

in the local neighbourhood

[nikimcbee]

MacBunas fried Haggis establishment

[Jimbuna]

went up in flames

[The Enigma]

And everybody was happy

[Jimbuna]

at the end result

[Gerald]

to update your kitchen

[Jimbuna]

as the spammer returned

[The Enigma]

he seems to be

[Jimbuna]

a repetitive kind of

[Gerald]

typing,tennis game,and

[U570]

toe rag dancing. This

[nikimcbee]

meant that Jim was

[TarJak]

annoyed at the spammer

[U570]

who spammed the cooks

[BossMark]

who spoiled the broth

[U570]

of the lamb cutlets

[TarJak]

and deep fried haggis

[Jimbuna]

served with half a

[U570]

kilo of WWII lard

[Jimbuna]

and a portion of

[TarJak]

silicon fission chips, gravy

[Wolfpack345]

That tasted like a.....

[U570]

worm from Chernobyl. Bruce

[Cybermat47]

Wayne killed the Joker

[BossMark]

with a swipe to

[Cybermat47]

His flower pot, which

[Jimbuna]

was almost in bloom

[BossMark]

but not quite ready

[TarJak]

to fertilise the weeds

[Reece]

so he took a

[The Enigma]

which kept them growing

[Jimbuna]

in the wrong direction

[Fubar2Niner]

north, south, east, west

[Jimbuna]

which direction is best

[Fubar2Niner]

any, which points home

[Cybermat47]

West if your Yank,

[U570]

South for a penguin.

[Cybermat47]

East for a Russkie,

[TarJak]

north for Dowly. Manifold

[U570]

pressure's in engine

[BossMark]

room where TarJak liked

[U570]

to sip the oil

[Cybermat47]

From Venus, Godess of

[TarJak]

diesel whilst Bossmark seductively

[Jimbuna]

cuddled his teddy bear

[TarJak]

whilst spanking the monkey.

[Cybermat47]

The Monkey screamed, bleeding

[Jimbuna]

from a pin prick

[Cybermat47]

In it's bum, done

[Jimbuna]

by a young mongrel

[Cybermat47]

, whose mother was a

[eddie]

I wouldn't touch that line with a 10 foot pole,lol

[Jimbuna]

receptacle for barge poles

[TarJak]

with pin sized ends

[Jimbuna]

that would attach to

[TarJak]

fishing lines dipped in

[BossMark]

in the water works

[Jimbuna]

of a camels hump

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but still Mat loved

[Jimbuna]

heaps of childish nonsense

[Herr-Berbunch]

including sticking his thing

[Jimbuna]

where it shouldn't be

[Herr-Berbunch]

such as places like . . .

[Jimbuna]

only he could enjoy

[Herr-Berbunch]

, well - him and Jim,

[Fubar2Niner]

laughed, as they twiddled

[Jimbuna]

their thumbs in anticipation

[TarJak]

of the tacks inserted

[Jimbuna]

into the plastic policeman

[TarJak]

. Carcinogens are not very

[BossMark]

pleased at the mess

[TarJak]

left by the carcinomas

[U570]

that became undead on

[Herr-Berbunch]

the place Jim rubbed

[Jimbuna]

very hot curry over

[The Enigma]

it. The hot curry

[Jimbuna]

was a special blend

[TarJak]

made with ground glass

[Cybermat47]

From the ruins of

[TarJak]

Cybermat's window, nails and

[Jimbuna]

a cup of salty

[Cybermat47]

human waste, yummy yummy

[Jimbuna]

said the youngsters tummy

[Cybermat47]

As it devoured the

[Jimbuna]

entrails of a kangaroo

[The Enigma]

which name was skippy.

[TarJak]

"What's that Skip? Cybermat's

[The Enigma]

replied to the animal

[TarJak]

instincts of his gut

[BossMark]

which where a state

[Jimbuna]

of silence was observed

[The Enigma]

. This four word game

[TarJak]

is brought to you

[The Enigma]

by members of Subsim,

[TarJak]

proud sponsors of the

[Madox58]

"What's in your Hand"

[The Enigma]

Clan. Writing down nonsense

[Jimbuna]

of scant descriptive meaning

[TarJak]

provides endless entertainment for

[Jimbuna]

anyone with half a

[nikimcbee]

banana and a spoonful:o

[Jimbuna]

of congealed snake lotion

[BossMark]

mixed with a nice

[Cybermat47]

Pink shard that detonates

[TarJak]

your testicles when inebriated

[Jimbuna]

by a special brew

[The Enigma]

Therefor only brave men

[Jimbuna]

and rather stupid mice

[The Enigma]

would use such brew

[Jimbuna]

to flavour cheese droppings

[Reece]

spread thickly on a

[BossMark]

slice of toast and

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Reece]

side of raw lamb

[Jimbuna]

and slowly grilled mutton

[Reece]

, TarJak just couldn't resist

[Jimbuna]

a quick little nibble

[BossMark]

from this rather nice

[Jimbuna]

looking piece of Welsh

[Cybermat47]

Meat, made from RTD

[Jimbuna]

nearby to the ABC

[U570]

, the BBC, CIA and

[Cybermat47]

EIB (Everyone in Building)

[BossMark]

which makes a lot

[Gerald]

of noise, the fan

[Jimbuna]

of dirty old coins

[AVGWarhawk]

dropped in the well

[Jimbuna]

with an almighty splash

[AVGWarhawk]

much like the bathroom

[Jimbuna]

in the dwarfs creche

[U570]

. It also stunk of

[TarJak]

diesel and dried pigs

[The Enigma]

to be found in

[Cybermat47]

U-96, but the dwarfs

[Jimbuna]

were born in Australia

[TarJak]

under a gum tree

[Jimbuna]

where the drop bear

[BossMark]

played with a large

[Gerald]

puzzle games, action games

[Jimbuna]

bowl of sour milk

[Herr-Berbunch]

which Vendor drank eagerly

[Jimbuna]

through a stained nappy

[Herr-Berbunch]

- a technique borrowed from

[Gerald]

the reader who is

[Jimbuna]

the bank of england

[Herr-Berbunch]

to foreign dictatorships and

[Gerald]

the world's most oppressive

[The Enigma]

person one can think

[Gerald]

,since anything is wrong

[The Enigma]

try doing it right

[Herr-Berbunch]

said the wife, and

[BossMark]

of course she went

[Herr-Berbunch]

silent for all of

[Gerald]

to what's most important

[Jimbuna]

the reasons she loves

[Gerald]

,because ours liberation is

[The Enigma]

depending on it. So

[Jimbuna]

it goes on and

[Gerald]

off their new album

[Jimbuna]

of repetitive new posts

[The Enigma]

coming from many members

[U570]

from around the world

[She-Wolf]

yawning, they gently snoozed

[BossMark]

the day away so

[U570]

they lost all sense

[She-Wolf]

until the giant said..

[BossMark]

am off to the

[Gerald]

work soon this day

[She-Wolf]

bashing trolls and stuff

[TarJak]

ing his face with cream

[The Enigma]

A habit that is not

[She-Wolf]

very attractive, but still.

[The Enigma]

The cream started melting

[Jimbuna]

down his ear hole

[The Enigma]

causing an itching sensation

[Jimbuna]

in the groin area

[She-Wolf]

suddenly everything became clear

[The Enigma]

the fog was gone.

[Jimbuna]

The new day dawned