The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

with an option to

[Feuer Frei!]

sing out of tune.

[Reece]

Big Richard decided to

[Feuer Frei!]

take on a new

[Reece]

appearance by injecting himself

[Feuer Frei!]

with a cellulite substance

[TarJak]

under his fingernails, without

[Jimbuna]

wearing any latex gloves

[Herr-Berbunch]

as they'd been stolen

[Feuer Frei!]

by the Lonely Wives

[Reece]

, this proved quite painful

[Feuer Frei!]

because the wives had

[Herr-Berbunch]

cage-dancing classes to attend

[Feuer Frei!]

which were funded by

[nikimcbee]

communists contaminated with crabs

[Feuer Frei!]

. The Communists were themselves

[Jimbuna]

highly sought by the

[Feuer Frei!]

members of the Liberal

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece Community Project which

[Feuer Frei!]

was actually going broke

[Jimbuna]

because of a lack

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Reece's stage presence

[Feuer Frei!]

or was he untalented?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Whichever, his grass skirt

[Feuer Frei!]

was too short for

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hugh Heffner who then

[Feuer Frei!]

made him a longer

[Jimbuna]

pair of ear muffs

[nikimcbee]

that Posh Spice wore.

[Jimbuna]

underneath her fake Gucchi

[nikimcbee]

earmuffs. Jim fancied some

[Jimbuna]

vey hot vindaloo curry

[Feuer Frei!]

which didn't agree with

[Jimbuna]

milk drinking little mcbee

[Feuer Frei!]

.McBee was irate that

[Reece]

Jim called him little,

[Feuer Frei!]

arguing that it is

[Reece]

very true but only

[Feuer Frei!]

because of the way

[Reece]

he crawls around like

[Feuer Frei!]

a dilapidated shocked cockroach

[Reece]

with only 3 legs

[Feuer Frei!]

. McBee's new nickname 'Tripod'

[Reece]

was excepted with joy,

[Feuer Frei!]

everyone cheered and so

[Reece]

much that he decided

[Feuer Frei!]

to keep his nickname

[Jimbuna]

to donate his brain

[Feuer Frei!]

to the SUBSIM Community

[Jimbuna]

for the sole purpose

[TarJak]

of a meat raffle

[Herr-Berbunch]

for all the vegetarians

[TarJak]

drinking meat shakes at

[nikimcbee]

"Geordie's Pub for special

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece's 'meat' drinking party

[nikimcbee]

which included spam, spam,

[Herr-Berbunch]

beans and spam, without

[nikimcbee]

wombats, wallabies, worms, or

[Reece]

the trimmings just plain

[nikimcbee]

spam. But Herr-Bearbunch still

[Jimbuna]

attended the party naked

[Herr-Berbunch]

much to girls delight.

:smug:

[Feuer Frei!]

The party ended with

[nikimcbee]

Since those girls weighed

[Herr-Berbunch]

fish for a living

[Feuer Frei!]

and ate even more

[Herr-Berbunch]

lettuce than chocolate they

[Jimbuna]

were very soon battered

[Herr-Berbunch]

and deep-fried in some

[nikimcbee]

curry flavo(u)red chocolate sauce

[Jimbuna]

made from egg yolk

[Feuer Frei!]

and beer batter which

[Rockstar]

allowed to ferment tasted

[Feuer Frei!]

like absolute crap and

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch lapped it up

[Gargamel]

despite the hair growing

[Feuer Frei!]

on his knee caps

[Reece]

he combed regularly, and

[Feuer Frei!]

with that in mind

[Reece]

his back was just

[Feuer Frei!]

like an apes, with

[TarJak]

large and pendulous appendages

[Jimbuna]

that required brassiere support

[Feuer Frei!]

even though sagging still

[Jimbuna]

down to his ankles

[Reece]

causing him to trip

[Herr-Berbunch]

over his manboobs and






Hey, wait a minute! That's me!!!

[Reece]

fall down the stairs!

[Herr-Berbunch]

He landed on the

[TarJak]

Ante-Delluvian troglodytes from Newcastle

[Herr-Berbunch]

whose best buddy down-under

[TarJak]

Reece, countered all attempts

[Herr-Berbunch]

of kissing after beer

[TarJak]

stained shirts were lifted

[Herr-Berbunch]

in Newcastle town centre

[Feuer Frei!]

which was known for

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece and Jim's entanglements

[Feuer Frei!]

. Entanglements meaning that they

[Herr-Berbunch]

tangled their ens, but

[Feuer Frei!]

meanwhile back at the

[Rockstar]

film studio Herr-Berbunch directed

[Feuer Frei!]

a movie about midgets

[Jimbuna]

speaking in strange dialects

[Feuer Frei!]

and a penchant for

[Herr-Berbunch]

leather, latex and butter

[Feuer Frei!]

. This was so popular

[flatsixes]

soon American soccer fans

[Jimbuna]

started the mexican wave

[Reece]

but it soon stopped.

[Feuer Frei!]

The reason they stopped

[Reece]

is because Herr-Berbunch decided

[Feuer Frei!]

to veto the event

[Jimbuna]

and start shouting obscenities

[Feuer Frei!]

for no apparent reason

[Reece]

then he stripped off

[Feuer Frei!]

and flashed his overexaggerated

[Reece]

flabby backside, this caused

[Feuer Frei!]

huge rioting to erupt

[ryanglavin]

and very little was

[nikimcbee]

exposed to the toxic

[Reece]

waste pumped out from

[nikimcbee]

The Aussie cricket team's

[Feuer Frei!]

journal of great losses

[Herr-Berbunch]

that also included the

[Feuer Frei!]

Cup of Losses which

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece secretly loved, being

[TarJak]

his favourite drinking vessel.

[Jimbuna]

Fresh out of cups

[Herr-Berbunch]

, including his favourite - DD,

[Feuer Frei!]

he was concerned that

[Herr-Berbunch]

drinking tea out of

[Jimbuna]

an old jerry can

[Reece]

like Herr-Berbunch does is

[Jimbuna]

a personal and private

[nikimcbee]

lap dance for five

[Reece]

Indians on the warpath

[Feuer Frei!]

and Custer's last stand

[Reece]

up show ended in

[Jimbuna]

a car rear seat

[Reece]

, a little squashy but

[TarJak]

not so squeezy. Meanwhile

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch donned a

[Gerald]

tiara, for party time

[Feuer Frei!]

with his buddys who

[Herr-Berbunch]

were all sexy girls.



:03:

[Feuer Frei!]

The party was awesome

[Herr-Berbunch]

once Feuer Frei! departed

[Jimbuna]

back to the creche

[Feuer Frei!]

to p/u my daughter

[Gerald]

so you can be

[Feuer Frei!]

heading to Disney World!

[Reece]

What a lucky break

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the weather, said

[Feuer Frei!]

Reece, who was with

[Herr-Berbunch]

his boyfriend, Elton John

[Feuer Frei!]

and Elton's boyfriend who

[Jimbuna]

was with Feuer Frei!

[Feuer Frei!]

, asking for Reece's number

[Herr-Berbunch]

for his barber, who

[Feuer Frei!]

wasn't actually a barber

[Herr-Berbunch]

but a procurer of

[Feuer Frei!]

men's makeup and implants

[Herr-Berbunch]

that really interested FF!

[Jimbuna]

and his other boyfriend

[Feuer Frei!]

. Herr- Berbunch woke up then,

[Jimbuna]

tried on Reece's dress

[Herr-Berbunch]

which was too big

[Feuer Frei!]

, so was taken in

[Gerald]

vendor who gave away

[flatsixes]

his own hiding place

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the swimming pool

[Feuer Frei!]

was found by the

[nikimcbee]

Buna. "Snorkers!" Jim exclaimed,

[Jimbuna]

as he witnessed Vendor

[Gerald]

who took a flight

[Jimbuna]

to the local asylum

[TarJak]

seekers detention centre cell

[Jimbuna]

where everyone posted gibberish

[Gerald]

in Newcastle Upon Tyne

[Rockstar]

Daly whose acting surprised

[Jimbuna]

those that are fluent

[Reece]

in the art of

[Feuer Frei!]

pigeon english with the

[Gerald]

Newcastle accent so clear

[Feuer Frei!]

that it was scary

[TarJak]

movie that no-one watched

[Feuer Frei!]

. The reason why the

[Reece]

pigeon spoke english was

[Jimbuna]

so obvious to educated

[TarJak]

morons, that congregate within

[Jimbuna]

the horn of africa

[TarJak]

chapter of Subsim's darkest

[Reece]

corners compelling Jim to

[Feuer Frei!]

cry Wolf at it

[Gerald]

makes everything so convenient

[Feuer Frei!]

or simply to put

[Rockstar]

your shoes on before

[Feuer Frei!]

going to bed. But

[Jimbuna]

never forgetting tooth fairies

[Gerald]

gives a child money

[Jimbuna]

plus the odd nightmare

[Gerald]

,to find the port

[Jimbuna]

in the drinks cabinet

[Herr-Berbunch]

has been drunk by

[Jimbuna]

the inebriate garden gnome

[Gerald]

who knows the truth

[Jimbuna]

to be a lie

[Gerald]

maybe,Herr-Berbunch know that

[Jimbuna]

tis time to resume

[TarJak]

cardiac resuscitation of his

[Feuer Frei!]

little monkey which was

[Reece]

grinding the organ to

[TarJak]

pay the piper from

[Feuer Frei!]

doing any more harm

[TarJak]

ful subtances taken orally and

[Feuer Frei!]

or over-dosing on the

[TarJak]

freeway to love. Married

[Gerald]

and pride is his

[Jimbuna]

but bereft of children

[Feuer Frei!]

and void of any

[Herr-Berbunch]

supportive subsim buggers, he

[Jimbuna]

fell off the chair

[Feuer Frei!]

and rolled down the

[Gerald]

basement, for more beer

[Feuer Frei!]

. The beer was flat

[Jimbuna]

as a witches t!t

[Feuer Frei!]

so the only thing

[Gerald]

was to re-build

[Feuer Frei!]

the brewery and vats

[Reece]

then celebrate by throwing

[Jimbuna]

another 'neutral' swede overboard

[Gerald]

where to find them :DL

[Reece]

is another story that

[Jimbuna]

we had best forget

[Snestorm]

for the time being

[Reece]

however I thought I'd

[Gerald]

.You had a dream

[Feuer Frei!]

and that dream was

[nikimcbee]

in technicolo(u)r with surroundsound

[Feuer Frei!]

which magnified the action

[Reece]

causing some problems like

[TarJak]

poor grammar and inconsistent

[Herr-Berbunch]

sentences, but we are

[Jimbuna]

a very forgiving bunch

[Herr-Berbunch]

apart from when Reece

[Reece]

did to Herr-Berbunch by

[Feuer Frei!]

death to chocolate with

[Reece]

happiness forcing it down

[Feuer Frei!]

and then gleefully parading

[Reece]

around in a tutu