The Four Word Story Game

[AVGWarhawk]

and contemplate my plight

[Randomizer]

whilst drinking a beer.

[Jimbuna]

I once knew a

[Flopper]

good recipe for cornpone

[Weiss Pinguin]

that involved quite the

[Raptor1]

tar and petrol concoction

[Randomizer]

but adding chocolate worked.

[TarJak]

Whenever microspopic bactiera gathered

[Reece]

the concoction would ooze

[TarJak]

surreptitiously across the table

[AVGWarhawk]

into my rancid porridge

[Ships-R-Us]

and the mold grew

[TarJak]

bolder with every minute

[Randomizer]

while silently the bird

[Flopper]

did his business on

[Reece]

it, I then proceeded

[CCIP]

to do unspeakable things

[Randomizer]

with some raw liver.

[Reece]

on my naked body

[TarJak]

oil. Mass hysteria gained

[Reece]

control of the situation

[TarJak]

in El Salvador. Various

[CCIP]

specied grouped together according

[Reece]

to Onion news today

[CCIP]

include the Canadian beaver

[Reece]

women with excessive hair

[Jimbuna]

on their ear drums

[TarJak]

and rounded, flattened tails

[Jimbuna]

eminating from their ears

[Reece]

considered shameful to some

[Jimbuna]

but not to all

[TarJak]

at all at all

[Reece]

Thinking about the situation

[Flopper]

was futile. The only

[Raptor1]

people who will survive

[TarJak]

go to bed early

[CCIP]

and since I didn't,

[Jimbuna]

you will stay awake

[CCIP]

and listen to me

[Jimbuna]

as I prattle on

[Weiss Pinguin]

about my banana phone's

[CCIP]

curved yellow receiver and

[HunterICX]

sliced tomato alarm clock.

[Jimbuna]

on the artichoke table

[AVGWarhawk]

would be the Smurfs

[Jimbuna]

book of cartoon caricatures

[CCIP]

doing nasty things to

[Jimbuna]

AVG in his underwear

[Randomizer]

, a truly horrible image.

[Jimbuna]

Thank your lucky stars

[TarJak]

that it wasn't Jimbuna

[CCIP]

doing those things with

[Randomizer]

the cat and jello.

[Jimbuna]

Can anyone here remember

[CCIP]

what killed the cat?

[Randomizer]

Curiosity, or something else

[Jimbuna]

of a similar nature

[Reece]

a passing steam roller

[Ships-R-Us]

caught the cats feet

[Flopper]

by surprise, and amazingly

[Reece]

the steamroller was OK

[Task Force]

,but reece was not

[Flopper]

exactly the cat's meow

[Reece]

unlike Task Force was

[Randomizer]

assaulted by an orangutan.

[Reece]

a large hairy male

[Ships-R-Us]

also tangled with Reece

[Reece]

with sore butts we

[TarJak]

made mad passionate, desparate

[Reece]

dash for safety, whew,

[Ships-R-Us]

only to meet his

[TarJak]

doom by falling off

[Reece]

a nearby gum tree

[Ships-R-Us]

oozing of raw latex

[Randomizer]

from his shattered prosthesis.

[TarJak]

Dan the dominatrix shoved

[Reece]

TarJak into a large

[Ships-R-Us]

vat of warm lard

[TarJak]

which he drank greedily.

[Reece]

before puking all over

[TarJak]

Reece's lap. On Sunday

[Reece]

he puked on TarJak

[Jimbuna]

with a sense of

[Reece]

pride, then walked off

[Jimbuna]

to change his panties

[Randomizer]

of the crotchless type.

[Jimbuna]

Onkel Neal came knocking

[Ships-R-Us]

to see the crotchless

[Jimbuna]

subsimmers pyjamas being worn

[Ships-R-Us]

In a provocative manner

[Jimbuna]

by nikimcbee and Dowly

[TarJak]

producing fits of roaring

(Done);)

[Ships-R-Us]

laughter by the campfire

[Jimbuna]

as Dowly fell over

[TarJak]

the trousers around his

[Jimbuna]

mate nikimcbees left ankle

[Randomizer]

now showing on Youtube.

[Reece]

The pajama party then

[CCIP]

turned into a full-blown

[Reece]

sex orgy that caused

[CCIP]

the police to arrive

[Flopper]

with a camera crew

[Ships-R-Us]

and the police saw

[Randomizer]

several butcher's aprons. Then

[CCIP]

a naked snow statue

[Reece]

the scene was horrific

[Task Force]

then everyone suddently died.:o

[Randomizer]

Meanwhile, back in Kalamazoo

[Task Force]

the crazy people were

[Reece]

coming to their senses

[CCIP]

and becoming outraged at

[Reece]

CCIP ranting on about

[Randomizer]

his cat food sandwich.

[Reece]

Later the crowd decided

[CCIP]

to ban sandwiches forever

[Randomizer]

and eat fried chicken.

[Reece]

mmmmm, yummy, better than

[TarJak]

about the soap and

[Reece]

water to wash my

[Ships-R-Us]

hair in the morning

[Jimbuna]

with a flame thrower

[Ships-R-Us]

wife knows ur nuts

[Reece]

and other body parts

[Jimbuna]

are in the drawer

[Reece]

for safe keeping, so

[Randomizer]

keep an eye out

[Jimbuna]

for Harold at Hastings

[Raptor1]

before cutting off the

[Jimbuna]

whisker of the midget

[TarJak]

whose follicles were as

[Ships-R-Us]

tender as a womans

[Jimbuna]

lips on a cold

[Ships-R-Us]

and frozen door knob

[Randomizer]

. The cavalry then came

[Raptor1]

and was quickly routed

[Jimbuna]

when casting eyes on

[Randomizer]

King Harold's hot mistress.

[Jimbuna]

King Harold's hot mistress.

becoming flushed with desire

I'm in a right quandry now because the top post contained a full stop which denotes the end of a sentence.

Sooooo, at the risk of offending somebody I'll go with that....no offence intended though.



King Harold's hot mistress.


If you go down

[Reece]

to the pig pen

[Ships-R-Us]

with the anticipation of

[antikristuseke]

finding a large hen

[Reece]

you will be shocked

[TarJak]

by what you get

[Reece]

when putting your hands

[TarJak]

into a vat of cold

[Reece]

pork entrails and waste

[TarJak]

mixed with porridge and

[Ships-R-Us]

topped with head cheese.

[antikristuseke]

You just caught a

[TarJak]

whiff of the worst

[Ships-R-Us]

stink and robust taste

[Randomizer]

comes with heeding punctuation.

[Reece]

All of a sudden

[Ships-R-Us]

your pork entrails oozed

[Reece]

with yummy green stuff

[TarJak]

. My grandmother always said

[CCIP]

that I should stop

[TarJak]

posting in this thread.

[Ships-R-Us]

But you are the

[Reece]

one posting this garbage

[Ships-R-Us]

which stimulates our intellect

[Reece]

giving us swelled heads

[Ships-R-Us]

until we peed ourselves"."

[TarJak]

Whenever the satellite passed

[Reece]

to watch if we

[Jimbuna]

were still sunbathing naked

[Reece]

on TarJaks front lawn

[Jimbuna]

in down town Sydney

[krashkart]

the satellite would malfunction

[Jimbuna]

because the wicked kangaroo

[Randomizer]

and fall to Earth

[Jimbuna]

with a big hop

[krashkart]

setting the brush ablaze

[Raptor1]

and killing countless millions

[Jimbuna]

of sausage munching fairies

[Ships-R-Us]

enjoying an orgasmic orgy

[Jimbuna]

right in Dougs lap

[Ships-R-Us]

soaking his pants with

[Jimbuna]

a sweet smelling sticky

[Ships-R-Us]

goo which Reece swallowed

[Reece]

and puked on Ships-R-Us

[TarJak]

. There seems to be

[Raptor1]

a criminally insane duck

[Ships-R-Us]

or several insane ducks

[Reece]

flying around the airport

[TarJak]

delivering duck sandwiches anonomously

[Randomizer]

while causing earth quacks

[Ships-R-Us]

causing good citizens to

[TarJak]

buy shotguns to exterminate

[Reece]

the disgusting insane ducks

[Randomizer]

. Meanwhile back at the

[CCIP]

goose farm, a large

[TarJak]

blimp like, dirigible, indistiguishable

[Reece]

fat farm boy dropped

[yubba]

that had pie stains

[Ships-R-Us]

on his knees from

[TarJak]

the oppressive heat from

[Reece]

lighting his disgusting flatulence

[krashkart]

and fermented shepard's pie

[Bort]

alight with no regard

[CCIP]

for the geese or

[Randomizer]

large pile of compost.

[Reece]

Meanwhile back at the

[Ships-R-Us]

farmhouse he found a

[krashkart]

bucket of cannister shot

[CCIP]

and a bottle of

[Raptor1]

some particularly explosive nitroglycerin

[Reece]

carefully he placed it

[CCIP]

inside the barrel of

[Ships-R-Us]

lime under the outhouse

[CCIP]

and setting the detonator

[Raptor1]

to explode too quickly

[Reece]

He ran but BOOM!

[krashkart]

he charred his arse

[Raptor1]

and his brains were

[Reece]

splattered all over krashkarts

[Jimbuna]

recently purchased pink panties

[krashkart]

"Oh my pink panties!"

[Reece]

I must buy a

[TarJak]

new rubber corset. Oligarchies

[Jimbuna]

may be more suited

[krashkart]

to ruling unruly hair

[TarJak]

deployed by skydiving artichokes

[Reece]

who gave birth to

[krashkart]

conspiracy theories and wet

[TarJak]

dreams with large breasted

[Reece]

cows that give a

[DivingDuck]

sh*t about ducks shooted

[TarJak]

with artichokes. Manipulation by

[Reece]

the local preacher to

[Jimbuna]

the weird and wonderful

[Raptor1]

art of duck carpentry

[Randomizer]

to pay the bills.

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[AVGWarhawk]

a bowel of gas

[Task Force]

that smelled like arse.

[Jimbuna]

turned into a farce

[Reece]

becoming a life form

[CCIP]

looking like an earthworm

[TarJak]

with umbilical powers. Fronds

[Reece]

and a pulsating red

[Ships-R-Us]

stick whacked Reece behind

[Reece]

the back of his

[Ships-R-Us]

ass causing Ships to

[Reece]

look with envious eyes

[krashkart]

toward the lighthouses of

[Jimbuna]

the three breasted mermaid

[Reece]

that Dowly just had

[CCIP]

torpedoed by accident, because

[Jimbuna]

he was feeling horny