The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

to travel from Wales

[Reece]

, that's what he said!!:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

in a hushed voice

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst squeezing into a

[Jimbuna]

tight little pink number

[Gerald]

, for the content on

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendors little black book

[Jimbuna]

of kiddies fairy tales

[Gerald]

,Herr-Berbunch like this too

[Herr-Berbunch]

much - free ice cream,

[nikimcbee]

much for someone who

[Jimbuna]

lives life in the

[nikimcbee]

pink fuzzy bunny suit

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the creche

[The Enigma]

where he felt home

[BossMark]

and was quite happy

[The Enigma]

but not everyone was

[Jimbuna]

fond of kiddy cuddles

[Reece]

except Jim at kindy

[BossMark]

court where he was

[Jimbuna]

lord of the manor

[Mork_417]

only on the weekends

[Jimbuna]

that his wife worked

[BossMark]

down the local pub

[The Enigma]

and flirted with the

[Jimbuna]

best of the rest

[Reece]

, like Reece & Jim.:yep:

[u crank]

This strange couple was

[Reece]

causing u crank's imagination to

[u crank]

run wild. Later he

[Reece]

joined in and began

[Mork_417]

doing the robot dance

[BossMark]

with Reece and TarJak

[Reece]

parading for BossMark who

[Jimbuna]

sat soiling his nappy

[TarJak]

on Jimbuna's lap. The

[Jimbuna]

aroma was reminiscent of

[Mork_417]

burnt motor oil, and

[Jimbuna]

a touch of curry

[BossMark]

and beer with added

[Jimbuna]

pieces of horse meat

[Reece]

making Jim's mouth water!!

[BossMark]

so much that it

[The Enigma]

drooled all over the

[Jimbuna]

end of the world

[The Enigma]

A cleaning up party

[BossMark]

was called by Reece

[Jimbuna]

and his crosseyed hamster

[u crank]

Lucky. The task ahead

[Jimbuna]

was a long and tedious

[u crank]

one with many unusual

[Jimbuna]

tests to be endured

[Reece]

but Jim endured them

[BossMark]

all by leaving his

[The Enigma]

signature on every spot

[Jimbuna]

and blemish imaginable. Ghosts

[The Enigma]

do they really exist?

[Jimbuna]

that is the question

[The Enigma]

said the ghost and

[Jimbuna]

the spirit of disbelief

[u crank]

haunted the halls of

[Jimbuna]

the jolly green giant

[The Enigma]

castle, in the land

[u crank]

of Bunyips where Reece

[Jimbuna]

wore a weddiing dress

[u crank]

as was his custom

[Reece]

when dating u crank who

[BossMark]

was running a bath

[Jimbuna]

of hot molten lava

[u crank]

which melted his rubber

[Reece]

ducky causing him to

[BossMark]

cry all day long

[Reece]

getting on Jim's nerves

[Jimbuna]

and bringing about total

[Gerald]

silence at football stadium

[Jimbuna]

for hard of hearing

[The Enigma]

meanwhile nobody was listening

[u crank]

to the tree falling

[BossMark]

in Reece's garden, it

[Reece]

actually did just fall

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/Reecehk/Oldtree_zpsbb270b8b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

for a young lady

[Mork_417]

who's pitching a tent

[Reece]

instead of a ball

[Jimbuna]

and chain to a

[Reece]

copper called Buna who

[u crank]

danced the two step

[Reece]

whilst on beat and

[BossMark]

walking the plank to

[Jimbuna]

the other side of

[BossMark]

the road so TarJak

[Jimbuna]

could cuddle the kangaroo

[The Enigma]

But the animal refused

[Gerald]

,not fit their criteria

[Reece]

but Vendor did so

[Gerald]

,but Reece came to

[TarJak]

on Vendor's dungeon floor

[Jimbuna]

fastened down in chains

[Gerald]

so no one could

[BossMark]

get near to help

[The Enigma]

Reece. The poor guy

[Gerald]

finally decided who would

[The Enigma]

actually be able to

[Gerald]

get any sleep here

[The Enigma]

after all the excitement

[TarJak]

caused by French ticklers

[Jimbuna]

and copious quantities of

[u crank]

prune juice. The next

[Reece]

thing that happened was

[TarJak]

nothing. Due to the

[BossMark]

boredom caused by the

[Jimbuna]

sudden reappearance of that

[The Enigma]

small looking creature from

[Jimbuna]

a certain foreign shore

[The Enigma]

escaped from the zoo

[Jimbuna]

and started running wild

[The Enigma]

followed by a mob

[Jimbuna]

of rabid honey bees

[u crank]

whose knees were somewhat

[Jimbuna]

like the bees knees

[Reece]

this description upset TarJak

[VirtualVikingX]

Who did not conclude

[The Enigma]

and who felt like

[Gerald]

Mary Poppins, in the

[The Enigma]

back seat of the

[Jimbuna]

coach and horses pub

[Gerald]

car,there they started

[BossMark]

to share something nice

[Jimbuna]

and warm akin to

[Gerald]

a desert lizard, near

[The Enigma]

the pool. There it

[Jimbuna]

sat and sang quietly

[u crank]

a tune, 'Waltzing Matilda'

[Jimbuna]

eminated from TarJaks bathroom

[Gerald]

,which is used as

[Jimbuna]

a kangaroo public urinal

[Gerald]

for the last post.

[Jimbuna]

. The bugler stood to

[u crank]

lose a great deal

[Jimbuna]

of hair because of

[The Enigma]

that song 'Waltzing Matilda'

[Jimbuna]

sung in a false

[Reece]

teethed mouth causing him

[nikimcbee]

to say "G'day mate"

[Jimbuna]

in a Welsh accent

[nikimcbee]

with a hint of

(damn that 5th word):down:

[Cybermat47]

Swedish in his teeth

[Reece]

until they fell out

[TarJak]

with a fists help

[Reece]

namely mine, TarJak cried

[BossMark]

because he lost his

[Jimbuna]

bet with blonde Bruce

[Gerald]

,absolutely the very best

[The Enigma]

in knocking teeth out

[Jimbuna]

with a baseball bat

[Reece]

swung by naughty Jim

[Jimbuna]

and his gang of

[Reece]

filthy pigs that paraded

[BossMark]

naked in an around

[Jimbuna]

the houses of parliament

[The Enigma]

There they were surrounded

[Jimbuna]

by a bunch of

[Reece]

girl guides trying to

[BossMark]

keep out all the

[Jimbuna]

parliamentary rats and leeches

[The Enigma]

it seems without success

[Jimbuna]

because the Thames was

[The Enigma]

flooded by those creatures

[Jimbuna]

heading upstream towards the

[The Enigma]

Big Ben. One creature

[Jimbuna]

known as the enigma

[The Enigma]

made everyone wonder how

[Jimbuna]

the earth was round

[Reece]

unlike Jim's head that

[BossMark]

was in a spin

[TarJak]

dryer cycle, that scrambled

[Jimbuna]

all manner of signals

[Reece]

being transmitted to the

[eddie]

tinfoil hat he used

[BossMark]

as a bed sheet

[Jimbuna]

in his palatial home

[TarJak]

base in the gutter

[Jimbuna]

of a long running

[TarJak]

soap opera called Neighbours

[Jimbuna]

that steal your beer

[AVGWarhawk]

and the women as

[Jimbuna]

the lights go out

[BossMark]

in the brothel where

[Jimbuna]

STEED hung in chains

[Reece]

wearing a huge grin

[BossMark]

and all the girls

[The Enigma]

dancing naked around the

[Reece]

toilet where Jim was

[Mork_417]

smiling back at STEED

[The Enigma]

which made Jim jealous

[Jimbuna]

. I clearly remember when

[u crank]

these antics were somewhat

[Jimbuna]

figments of distorted minds

[The Enigma]

said the shrink to

[Jimbuna]

the little tooth fairey

[BossMark]

who was chasing Reece

[Jimbuna]

with a feather duster

[Reece]

, thankfully a young female!!

[The Enigma]

Reece she said is

[BossMark]

am all yours tonight

[Jimbuna]

just so long as

[The Enigma]

his wife approves it

[Reece]

, if she found out

[BossMark]

then all hell will

[Jimbuna]

be unleashed on mankind

[u crank]

in the form of

[Jimbuna]

a great killer plague

[Reece]

, wow!! I'd best hide!!

[Jimbuna]

in your little wormhole

[BossMark]

down in the valley

[Jimbuna]

where sheep are worried

[Herr-Berbunch]

by the man with

[Jimbuna]

a beach towel wrapped

[The Enigma]

around his nude body

[Jimbuna]

and a pink turban

[The Enigma]

that made him look

[Jimbuna]

like a stick of

[The Enigma]

of candy. Everybody started

[Jimbuna]

feeling a little grumpy

[TarJak]

, whose temperament was not

[Jimbuna]

too dissimilar of Reece

[BossMark]

who was in a

[Jimbuna]

bit of a pickle

[Reece]

when he found his

[u crank]

socks didn't match. Regardless

[Reece]

Jim came to help

[BossMark]

the Sunderland fan who

[Jimbuna]

was begging for points

[Reece]

by prostrating himself, then

[Jimbuna]

offering to shoe shine

[The Enigma]

the boots of Reece

[Jimbuna]

using soiled toilet paper

[Cybermat47]

Full of sharp woodchips

[Reece]

, this was very kinky

[Jimbuna]

and a turn on

[Reece]

as Jim watched enviously

[Jimbuna]

at Reece whipping himself

[Cybermat47]

In front of Michael

[Jimbuna]

the large eared mouse.

[Reece]

that Jim was kissing!

[Cybermat47]

Jim knelt down, proposing

[Reece]

, the mouse declined because

[BossMark]

all was not well

[Reece]

morally with Jim, however

[Jimbuna]

the bacon sandwiches arrived

[The Enigma]

and they tasted like