The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

bread to come out

[Jimbuna]

with a spam topping

[Gerald]

sprinkle with almonds,bake

[Jimbuna]

in a chilled freezer

[Jimbuna]

I'll take that back

[Gerald]

instead of what...hmmm

[Jimbuna]

a slice of spam

[Gerald]

,things are not here

[Jimbuna]

simply in your mind

[Gerald]

s of thoughts and

[Jimbuna]

laughable at very best

[Gerald]

on day its over.

[1480]

The opossum, which was

[Reece]

also baked in a

[Randomizer]

deep fried wombat. However

[Montray]

I'm henry the 8th

[TarJak]

or not, and yet

[Jimbuna]

there were seven before

[Reece]

an amazing observation Jim

[Jimbuna]

being first to discover

[Montray]

that's a space station!

[Jimbuna]

not a play station

[BossMark]

so now we all

[Montray]

buy a wii fit

[TarJak]

and a pink leotard

[Montray]

and plenty of props

[BossMark]

which should all go

[Reece]

well with a tutu

[BossMark]

which Jim liked to

[Reece]

wear to work doing

[TarJak]

his exercises whilst dropping

[BossMark]

a huge log in

[Jimbuna]

the tunnel of love

[Randomizer]

, then flushing it away.

[BossMark]

Because it smelt rather

[Gerald]

variable, but also similar

[Jimbuna]

to a swill bucket

[BossMark]

which TarJak liked to

[Gerald]

drink a few beers

[Jimbuna]

with the grey wolves

[Gerald]

is the largest living

[Jimbuna]

beast in Sub Sim

[Gerald]

which all belong to

[BossMark]

Dr Jim and his

[Jimbuna]

band of jelly beans

[Gerald]

originally from Riverside, California

[Jimbuna]

on the opposite side

[Randomizer]

of the Pacific Ocean

[Jimbuna]

near the Wal Mart

[BossMark]

which was near the

[Jimbuna]

ye old oak pub

[Gerald]

who was a local

[Jimbuna]

hobo looking for kicks

[Gerald]

some, spam girls tonight

[Jimbuna]

on the porn channel

[Gerald]

which was a free

[Jimbuna]

game of porn tennis

[Gerald]

participants had, free ride

[Jimbuna]

on Vendors trussed body

[Gerald]

price tag was high

[Jimbuna]

for one so ugly

[Gerald]

as an El salvadoran

[Jimbuna]

boxer chewing a wasp

[Gerald]

,while never having heard

[nikimcbee]

the guns off in

[Gerald]

his right sleeve,at

[Randomizer]

midnight. Earlier that afternoon

[Montray]

I arose from bed

[Gerald]

to see what was

[Randomizer]

eating through the floor

[Gerald]

,mice and rats have

[Reece]

taken over my house

[Gerald]

but they like Reece

[Reece]

beating and squashing them

[Gerald]

before turning on any :doh:

[Jimbuna]

huge mega spam nonsense

[Gerald]

a load of ridiculous

[Jimbuna]

number of extra posts

[Gerald]

to members at SubSim

[Jimbuna]

you can't actually say

[Reece]

Vendor is catching Jim

[Gerald]

,no one chasing someone

[Jimbuna]

but making no sense

[Jimbuna]

but it still continues

[Gerald]

,got a clear message

[Gerald]

but it still continues two posts in row :doh: just like me :88)

[Jimbuna]

a long night ahead

[Reece]

for Jim having nightmares

[Jimbuna]

another long night ahead :03:

[Gerald]

with little, no sleep

[Jimbuna]

then bring it on

[Gerald]

which made sense of

[Jimbuna]

time to close thread? :hmmm:

[Gerald]

many will be upset :doh:

[Jimbuna]

end of food/spam source

[Gerald]

EQUAL, TO COMMENT THREAD

[Jimbuna]

Nah...funnier than that and without an alterior motive/source

[Gerald]

You do what you want, it's your thread.

[Reece]

Get back to four words and behave yourselves!!:nope: Otherwise there will be a good spanking for both of you!!:03:
... and your both on the welcoming committee, for shame!:oops:

[Randomizer]

Thread Father Rejects Offspring!

[Montray]

milk milk lemonade, around...

[BossMark]

the big wheel went

[Reece]

there was no way

[BossMark]

is TarJak coming in

[Reece]

? how would I know!

[BossMark]

. Meanwhile Dr Jim was

[Jimbuna]

reeling Vendor in nicely

:DL

[Gerald]

tried, but gave up :03:

[Reece]

because it was a

[Jimbuna]

proud thing he did

[Gerald]

,the right thing,again

[Jimbuna]

but stark naked again

[Gerald]

is definitely more fun

[Jimbuna]

than wearing chain mail

[Gerald]

something like that,yes

[Jimbuna]

said the actress to

[Gerald]

have lost his consciousness

[Jimbuna]

alongside his common sense

[Gerald]

driven and creative atmosphere

[Jimbuna]

like a gladiators arena

[Gerald]

were originally held in

[Jimbuna]

half a glass of

[Randomizer]

warm, rancid beer without

[Gerald]

food, will allow the

[Jimbuna]

same erratic combustion effect

[BossMark]

which is rather smelly

[Gerald]

home made instrument, which

[Jimbuna]

goes for a song

[Gerald]

in the local market

[Jimbuna]

down near the bazaar

[Gerald]

loaded in burlap pannier

[Jimbuna]

the local gillygilly man

[BossMark]

was having a pint

[Gerald]

of guinness at the

[Jimbuna]

good templars local hall

[BossMark]

where Reece worked as

[Gerald]

owners and singers at

[Jimbuna]

the local barber shop

[Gerald]

of Denver's finest stylists

[TarJak]

of cuts and clips

[Gerald]

a hair place that

[Jimbuna]

only encourages more posts

[Reece]

about cutting whiskers and

[Gerald]

.Leaving the country, yes :cool:

[Reece]

and take up smoking

[TarJak]

hair cigarettes, whilst mulling

[BossMark]

over whether to go

[Jimbuna]

to here or there

[BossMark]

so that he can

[Jimbuna]

be anywhere but here

[BossMark]

so he stays there

[Montray]

without his pants on

[Reece]

, oh naturally, and also

[Jimbuna]

wears a pink carnation

[BossMark]

on his right buttock

[Jimbuna]

as a reminder of

[Reece]

which side to approach

[TarJak]

Welsh rangas with caution

[Reece]

, never from the rear

[Jimbuna]

of a passing taxi

[Reece]

or you'll end up

[1480]

defenestrated outside of Buna's

[TarJak]

tool shed where decapitations

[BossMark]

took place on a

[TarJak]

plinth made from reconstituted

[Reece]

tanned hides that were

[BossMark]

made by Jim and

[Jimbuna]

his beautiful younf squaw

[TarJak]

from the Younf tribe

[Reece]

they were very buxom

[Jimbuna]

and eager to please

[TarJak]

themselves, but less so

[Reece]

poor Jim who just

[BossMark]

stood there and watched

[Jimbuna]

chickens crossing the road

[BossMark]

,then asked why the

[TarJak]

turkeys kept defecating on

[Reece]

BossMark's car, only Jim

[Jimbuna]

knew the reason why

[1480]

eagerly rubbing his hands

[Jimbuna]

awaiting the golden egg

[nikimcbee]

that was lodged in

[Jimbuna]

the crack of his

[TarJak]

ceiling. Voltages greater than

[Jimbuna]

One ampere are suspect

[Reece]

, that's current Jim, however

[Jimbuna]

ohms will eventually decide

[Randomizer]

that resistance is futile.

[Reece]

Naturally the power would

[Jimbuna]

give some bright spark

[Reece]

a few watts to

[Jimbuna]

light up the way

[sidslotm]

for a great darkness

[Jimbuna]

to act as beacons

[sidslotm]

so that everyone can

[BossMark]

see what Reece is

[Jimbuna]

the only female example

[Reece]

is BossMark and even

[Jimbuna]

she has always been

[Reece]

flirty and a bit

[Jimbuna]

on the wild side

[Reece]

, streaking during football games

[BossMark]

even more so when

[Reece]

Jim is cheering passionately

[Jimbuna]

from a ringside seat

[TarJak]

on Jims left buttock

[Jimbuna]

was a coded message

[1480]

"miles to go before

[Jimbuna]

you get to success"

[soopaman2]

for being the first

[Jimbuna]

person to escape beyond

[Montray]

the walls of alcatraz

[BossMark]

and into the side

[Jimbuna]

of a dumper truck

[BossMark]

which was very painful

[Jimbuna]

to the naked eye

[Reece]

pierced by a syringe

[Sarge126]

fired from an airplane

[Rockstar]

, chased by angry beavers

[Randomizer]

and the Spanish Inquisition.

[Nikkolo]

and the gestapo office

[TarJak]

where Reece collapsed exhausted

[Reece]

on top of TarJak

[Nikkolo]

love between men is

[Reece]

rather disgusting so I'll

[Nikkolo]

watch lesbian love instead :P

[BossMark]

which very much better

[Reece]

unless the wife sees

[TarJak]

reminds you of home

[Jimbuna]

and away....watched daily

[TarJak]

by millions of poms

[BossMark]

who won the Ashes

[TarJak]

of defeat. Looking longingly

[Jimbuna]

at Shane Warnes return

[1480]

a coyote howls in

[Jimbuna]

anguish at the folly

[BossMark]

of his madness, which

[Jimbuna]

only the king understood

[Reece]

, King Jim that is,

[Nikkolo]

is short for james

[TarJak]

and short on cash

[Reece]

, that's Johnny, so he

[TarJak]

wore a rubber one

[Reece]

supplied by Nikkolo that

[Jimbuna]

was borrowed from a

[BossMark]

rather disillusioned Reece who

[Herr-Berbunch]

preferred to do such

[Jimbuna]

menial tasks all alone

[Herr-Berbunch]

and called it 'posh'

[nikimcbee]

and drank Fosters until