The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

played with his toy

[Reece]

, it was soft and

[Jimbuna]

a pleasure to fondle

[Reece]

until bitten!!! Meanwhile Aktungbby

[BossMark]

decided to go out

[Reece]

hunting for fairies but

[Eichhörnchen]

found vicious squirrels instead,

[Aktungbby]

which he consumed with

[Eichhörnchen]

some fava beans and

[Reece]

a dash of rancid

[Jimbuna]

liquidized kangaroo faecal droppings

[Reece]

making a yummy spread

[Jimbuna]

for the drop bear

[Aktungbby]

landing on my pate

[Fubar2Niner]

hoping to replace hairloss

[Jimbuna]

in the nether regions

[jacobston]

of the Netherlanders in

[Aktungbby]

extravagantly huge wooden sabots

[Jimbuna]

stolen from French Belgians

[Reece]

who kicked Jim in

[Jimbuna]

a game of cricket

[BossMark]

which Jim battered first

[Reece]

and out first causing

[BossMark]

everybody to burst out

[Reece]

laughing, pointing the finger

[Jimbuna]

at the little donkey

[Eichhörnchen]

hung like a big

[Jimbuna]

bag of wine gums

[BossMark]

which Reece ate them

[Jimbuna]

using plastic chop sticks

[Reece]

Yummy!! They were nice!!!!

[Jimbuna]

just prior to collapsing

[Eichhörnchen]

with acute abdominal cramps

[Aktungbby]

and equally acute angina

[Jimbuna]

was a heartfelt surprise

[Reece]

when Jim joined Reece

[Aktungbby]

to a wacky defibrillator

[BossMark]

which was not in

[Eichhörnchen]

proper working order, and

[Aktungbby]

when he yelled "clear!"

[Reece]

Jim grabbed the paddles

[u crank]

with shocking results that

[BossMark]

all hell broke loose

[Reece]

his bowels ruptured causing

[Jimbuna]

an enraged public outcry

[Aktungbby]

as the fetid stench

[BossMark]

that as been never

[Reece]

produced before oozed forth

[Aktungbby]

causing post-traumatic stench syndrome

[Jimbuna]

and an atomic explosion

[Reece]

that blew Aktungbby's outhouse

[Aktungbby]

with Armistead's handy corncobs

[Jimbuna]

attached to his suspenders

[Aktungbby]

over his 'union' suit

[Reece]

covering them in a

[BossMark]

horrid red colour, which

[Reece]

stank foul however Jim

[Jimbuna]

always has the answer

[Aktungbby]

when the crap flies

[Jimbuna]

in the wrong direction

[Reece]

duck or you'll get

[Jimbuna]

hit by a swan

[Reece]

disguised as a squirrel

[u crank]

doing the duck walk

[BossMark]

across the pond, then

[Aktungbby]

quackin' all the way

[Jimbuna]

to Tipperary in Ireland.

[BossMark]

To drink Guinness and

[Jimbuna]

dance with the leprechauns

[Reece]

Meanwhile u-crank decided to

[BossMark]

play cowboys and indians

[Reece]

, he played Pocahontas and

[Jimbuna]

a three eared rodent

[Reece]

, this amused Jim who

[BossMark]

wanted join in the

[Jimbuna]

whatever the above means

[Reece]

the thread is dying!!!

[u crank]

Reece yelled "call 911"

[Reece]

and the strippers, also

[u crank]

pass the popcorn and

[Reece]

change your undies, everyone

[Jimbuna]

began looking rather foolishly

[Reece]

when the Vicar entered,

[u crank]

and bought a round

[Reece]

of plonk for everyone

[u crank]

and then the party

[Reece]

got out of hand

[BossMark]

as Jim tried to

[u crank]

do his impression of

[Reece]

the flying Nun but

[Jimbuna]

soon lost the habit

[Reece]

and tried cross dressing

[BossMark]

which he rather liked

[Jimbuna]

when performed in mid-air

[Reece]

upside down exposing his

[Jimbuna]

amazing precision flying skills

[u crank]

while drinking beer and

[Jimbuna]

frying a fish supper

[Aktungbby]

holding his skillet panhandle

[Jimbuna]

between his false teeth

[BossMark]

which where rather odd

[Reece]

for anyone but Jim!!:O:

[Jimbuna]

and the drop bear

[BossMark]

who could hardly stand

[Reece]

so he sat instead!!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

and picked his nose

[Reece]

flicking it at u-crank

[Aktungbby]

who beared up well

[Reece]

until he yawned, everyone

[BossMark]

laughed when he swallowed

[Reece]

the slimy stuff, others

[Jimbuna]

stared in shock horror

[Aktungbby]

simply amok and agog

[Jimbuna]

at the blissful splendour

[Aktungbby]

and languorous supine repose

[Jimbuna]

of a pregnant gopher

[The Enigma]

having a round belly

[Reece]

full of that awful

[BossMark]

beer called fosters, it

[Reece]

exploded sending bile and

[Eichhörnchen]

part-digested gopher food

[BossMark]

onto Reece who then

[Jimbuna]

drank yet another Foster's

[Eichhörnchen]

which exploded his belly

[The Enigma]

. Newsflash: Multiple bellies exploded

[Jimbuna]

all over the place

[Reece]

, Eichhörnchen dove in for

[BossMark]

a refill on his

[Reece]

backside as he slipped

[Jimbuna]

causing Reece to laugh

[Reece]

this annoyed Eichhörnchen who

[u crank]

climbed a tree to

[mapuc]

doing his monkey business

[Reece]

swinging from branch to

[BossMark]

branch then he fell

[Reece]

into Jim's lap, he

[u crank]

was surprised at the

[Eichhörnchen]

voluminosity of the trousers,

[u crank]

and the distractingly loud

[Jimbuna]

bang from Jims gun

[Eichhörnchen]

which was poorly aimed,

[Jimbuna]

but already half cocked

[Reece]

the concussion hit BossMark

[Jimbuna]

like a runaway train

[BossMark]

which suddenly stopped and

[Jimbuna]

ran out of steam

[AVGWarhawk]

pouring on the coals

[Eichhörnchen]

was no use because

[AVGWarhawk]

The boiler was out

[Jimbuna]

on a hot date

[AVGWarhawk]

with the reefer car

[Jimbuna]

boasting a flat tyre

[BossMark]

so Reece tried to

[Jimbuna]

eat all the pies

[Eichhörnchen]

and search for Harvs

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[Eichhörnchen]

which was very noisy

[Aktungbby]

A regular bedlam actually

[BossMark]

so the police decided

[Jimbuna]

to sing and dance

[Rockin Robbins]

only occasionally interrupted by

[Jimbuna]

a flock of seagulls

[Eichhörnchen]

crapping on their heads

[Reece]

, Jim copped it all

[Jimbuna]

and sold it on

[BossMark]

to a gypsy woman

[Jimbuna]

wearing plastic costume jewellery

[BossMark]

which Reece tried on

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/7FaLiib.jpg but it clashed with

[Jimbuna]

the passing of time

[CaptainRamius]

the passing of time

In her small town

[Jimbuna]

lived a young boy

[Eichhörnchen]

with a disgusting habit:

[Jimbuna]

with no known cure

[Reece]

, of picking his nose

[BossMark]

and flicking it at

[Jimbuna]

the guy next door

[Eichhörnchen]

who was a crossdresser

[Reece]

and his name was

[nikimcbee]

Reece, dressed in a

[Eichhörnchen]

soft pink twin set

[Reece]

of paper panties and

[Jimbuna]

a smelly sackcloth dress

[BossMark]

borrowed from nikimcbee, who

[Reece]

joined Reece for a

[u crank]

pajama party and late

[Eichhörnchen]

onset puberty breast comparison.

[Reece]

The results were stunning

[BossMark]

so much that it

[Jimbuna]

made BossMark feel inadequate

[Eichhörnchen]

about his rather flabby

[Reece]

chest, he cried until

[Jimbuna]

his eyes fell out

[Eichhörnchen]

and stuck to his

[Jimbuna]

cheeks like rubber marbles

[Reece]

, Jim had pity and

[Jimbuna]

quickly pulled them off

[BossMark]

and gave them to

[Eichhörnchen]

his cat to eat

[Jimbuna]

with new false teeth

[Reece]

the cat grinned as

[Eichhörnchen]

it started the car

[Jimbuna]

using a plastic toothbrush

[Reece]

the speeding car careered

[BossMark]

into the nearest pub

[Reece]

scooping up Jim and

[BossMark]

spilling is beer and

[Reece]

reducing him to a

[Jimbuna]

half pint beer glass

[Reece]

Jim oozed out rather

[nikimcbee]

strangely, like an Irish

[Jimbuna]

boxer in his prime

[BossMark]

drinking pints of Guinness

[Reece]

then throwing it up

[Jimbuna]

like a hot air

[Reece]

pressure relief valve, then

[Jimbuna]

performing multiple double somersaults

[BossMark]

while breaking wind and

[Jimbuna]

smashing the coffee table

[Reece]

Jim eventually launched himself

[Jimbuna]

into the atlantic ocean

[Reece]

where he exploded spewing

[Eichhörnchen]

and was gone forever:D.

[Reece]

Meanwhile Neptune woke up

[STEED]

and fell out of bed

[Eichhörnchen]

hitting the floor dead.

[Jimbuna]

Better four than five

[Reece]

kicks in Jim's butt

[Jimbuna]

were a rare occurence

[AVGWarhawk]

but the lesson learned.

[Reece]

Meanwhile Chris took a

[u crank]

left turn right away

[Jimbuna]

and broke his leg

[Reece]

however his replacement prothesis

[u crank]

had a defect that

[Jimbuna]

forced him to march

[Reece]

on all fours causing

[Jimbuna]

a new transportation sensation

[STEED]

That rocked the world.

[u crank]

There was a knock

[Eichhörnchen]

at Noddy's door one

[u crank]

rainy night. Reece didn't

[Reece]

want to wear the

[u crank]

bikini so he danced

[Jimbuna]

around the creche naked

[Reece]

with Jim who always

[nikimcbee]

loved doing this kind

[Reece]

of thing, he also

[nikimcbee]

got really nice implants

[Jimbuna]

for Reece lower jaw