The Four Word Story Game

[Jimbuna]

the tents were erected

[Reece]

but then a storm

[Jimbuna]

came and smite them

[Eichhörnchen]

and a loud voice

[Aktungbby]

from an intestate castrato

[Reece]

Thundered out "Hi Guys!!"

[Eichhörnchen]

and "That's not allowed!"

[Reece]

totally ashamed mapuc cried

[Eichhörnchen]

"It's only natural urges!"

[Reece]

I can't control myself,

[Jimbuna]

nor can my dog

[Reece]

The police were called

[Jimbuna]

a great many vulgarities

[Reece]

finally mapuc was arrested

[Jimbuna]

for soliciting in public

[Aktungbby]

without a proper license

[Reece]

life behind bars was

[Aktungbby]

...we deign to say!:O:

[BossMark]

was not at all

[Jimbuna]

like the papers printed

[mapuc]

Now mapuc sits there

[Rockstar]

before a crowd rubbing

[Aktungbby]

contraband ointment on his

[Reece]

friend Aktungbby's backside after

[Aktungbby]

receiving his just desserts

[Eichhörnchen]

from the Prison Governor.

[Rockstar]

Which in Eichhörnchen's mind

[mapuc]

reece ohh my reece

[Aktungbby]

invoked the 'pucker factor':Kaleun_Sick:

[Jimbuna]

manufactured by Max Factor

[Rockstar]

factory, a key factor

[Jimbuna]

in the overall story

[Eichhörnchen]

of 'Little Red Tractor'.

[Jimbuna]

and the fat frog

[Aktungbby]

who croaked while harrowing

[Reece]

and danced like a

[Aktungbby]

firefly on lime sherbet:timeout:

[Reece]

leaving a maggot trail

[BossMark]

which Eichhörnchen tried to

[Reece]

collect for his pet

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Zxy6isF.jpg duck (remember the duck?)

[Reece]

who got very fat

[Jimbuna]

and often quite irritable

[Reece]

. David Cameron decided to

[BossMark]

jump off a cliff

[Reece]

, he flapped his arms

[Jimbuna]

and told a lie

[Reece]

and another until his

[BossMark]

nose got very long

[Jimbuna]

like that of a

[Eichhörnchen]

Concorde airliner, so he

[Reece]

hired BossMark to operate

[Jimbuna]

the refurbished toilet system

[Reece]

and flushed David down

[Jimbuna]

to the subterranean level

[Reece]

, he got up and

[Jimbuna]

promptly fell back down

[Eichhörnchen]

then got up again

[mapuc]

With his pink periscope

[Eichhörnchen]

and looked for Reece

[mapuc]

in his Jersey Dress

[Reece]

but Reece ran away

[Eichhörnchen]

gathering up the dress

[Reece]

but tripped over it

[Eichhörnchen]

and fell headlong into

[Jimbuna]

a fresh cow pat

[Reece]

splattering all over Jim

[Jimbuna]

before totally engulfing Reece

[Reece]

with a shield of protection!:yeah:

[BossMark]

which helped to make

[Aktungbby]

the dung beetles happy

[Jimbuna]

as they marched on

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/ebsAm2Z.jpg through the Image Puzzle

[Aktungbby]

following the Milky Way :know:

[mapuc]

on the yellow brick

[Eichhörnchen]

road of total oblivion.

[Reece]

The beetle named George

[Eichhörnchen]

Anthony Coleoptera, was a

[Reece]

fine stud, he was

[BossMark]

still able when he

[Aktungbby]

was on a roll:ping:

[Jimbuna]

with cheese pickle and

[Reece]

other kinky things added

[Jimbuna]

to the sensual receptors

[Reece]

causing Eichhörnchen to swoon

[Jimbuna]

at every passing squirrel

[Reece]

until he met Gerty

http://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Naughty_43ec7a_1153050.jpg

[mapuc]

His eyes start to

[Jimbuna]

smart from the bleach

[Reece]

but he must prove

[BossMark]

that he still can

[Jimbuna]

do the can can

[Eichhörnchen]

and a knee-trembler.

[Jimbuna]

Just the other day

[Eichhörnchen]

my mother said to

[Reece]

me "You lazy bum"

[jacobston]

"Clean up your sloppy

[Reece]

room and get your

[BossMark]

supper then straight to

[Eichhörnchen]

bed, and no playing

[Reece]

with your Barby dolls".

[Eichhörnchen]

"Or anything else, either..."

[Reece]

Especially not that otherwise

[Aktungbby]

in flagrante delicto shows

[Jimbuna]

of lascivious wild abandon

[Aktungbby]

without a defibrillator nearby

[Jimbuna]

for any unforeseen emergencies

[Eichhörnchen]

that you'll go BLIND!

[Reece]

but with a smile!!:oops::yep:

[Aktungbby]

a petite mort grimace:O:

[BossMark]

as Reece was in

[Reece]

hospital with acute astigmatism :dead:

[BossMark]

and a pretty nurse

[Reece]

that comforted me by

[Jimbuna]

teaching you to knit

[mapuc]

his way back to

[Eichhörnchen]

a full recovery and

[Reece]

smiled at the thought

[Eichhörnchen]

of all that cheese.

[Reece]

Jim and Eichhörnchen decided

[Jimbuna]

life was worth living

[Reece]

so they purchased horses

[Jimbuna]

at ten a penny

[troopie]

can't believe, still going!

[Eichhörnchen]

Unlike the horses, which

[Aktungbby]

failed to 'pony up'

[Reece]

and bolted off with

[Jimbuna]

all the Kings men

[Reece]

dragging behind. At precisely

[Jimbuna]

when the clock struck

[Reece]

Twelve Jim kicked Eichhörnchen

[Aktungbby]

thus rendering him intestate:O:

[Reece]

bent doubled he staggered

[Eichhörnchen]

into a nearby bush

[Reece]

and attacked Aktungbby who

[BossMark]

decided it was time

[Eichhörnchen]

nearly lost an eye

[Reece]

when it fell into

[Jimbuna]

a jar of pickles

[BossMark]

which Reece scoffed quickly

[mapuc]

´cause mapuc was about

[Aktungbby]

fatigued, jerkin' his gherkin

[Reece]

in public until Jim

[Aktungbby]

Tightened his pickle jar

[Reece]

but fumbled and dropped

[Jimbuna]

a right royal clanger

[Reece]

next to Aktungbby who

[BossMark]

who looked in a

[Aktungbby]

fury, kicking for touch

[Jimbuna]

the little red pony

[BossMark]

which belonged to Reece

[Jimbuna]

and his midget BossMark

[Reece]

whom the pony kicked :03:

[Jimbuna]

into touch for good.

[Reece]

mapuc's time machine invention

[Jimbuna]

ran out of batteries

[Aktungbby]

marooning him in year:

[Jimbuna]

half an hour late

[Reece]

for work so he

[Jimbuna]

went back in time

[mapuc]

to meet Jim, who

[Reece]

turned out to be

[Jimbuna]

very hard to find

[Eichhörnchen]

in that gay bar

[mapuc]

Owned by Eichhörnchen, said

[Eichhörnchen]

"You're a cheeky boy"

[Reece]

, Jim blushed and touched

[Jimbuna]

on a sore subject

[Reece]

that soon erupted into

[Jimbuna]

a seriously vicious rumour

[Reece]

, Jim was dating mapuc!!:doh::oops::88)

[Jimbuna]

Nope, your wife actually :smug:

[Reece]

She comes from Essex!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

said the bald midget

[BossMark]

who fancied Reece, which

[Reece]

angered a jealous Jim:yep:

[Jimbuna]

but rather excited Reece

[Reece]

who cringed in fear

[Jimbuna]

his secret was out

[Reece]

he loved playing marbles:oops:

[Jimbuna]

inside other peoples pockets

[Reece]

like one embarrassed Jim :oops::o

[Jimbuna]

kept his pockets zipped

[Reece]

Meanwhile BossMark had a

[Jimbuna]

chip on his shoulder

[Reece]

the size of a

[Jimbuna]

storm in a teacup

[BossMark]

which Reece stirred it

[Jimbuna]

before it was shaken

[Reece]

and was sucked in!!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

Always look on the

[Reece]

bright side of death

[BossMark]

which was quite a

[Jimbuna]

fascinating topic years ago

[Reece]

but has since stagnated!!:timeout:

[Aktungbby]

since afterlives are dull

[Jimbuna]

as a nuns habits

[Reece]

. BossMark decided to jump

[Jimbuna]

ship before the rats

[Reece]

started chewing on his

[Aktungbby]

favorite nun's favorite habit :03:

[Jimbuna]

overlooked by the priest

[Aktungbby]

who friar'd his 'tuck'

[Fubar2Niner]

with light olive oil

[mapuc]

Down the anchors chain

[Reece]

that mapuc grabbed and

[BossMark]

climbed all the way

[Reece]

to the sea bed

[Jimbuna]

looking for the locker

[Reece]

hoping it might contain

[Aktungbby]

an extra chain 'shot'

[BossMark]

of rum mixed with

[Jimbuna]

a serving of crabs

[Reece]

which Jim scoffed down.:yep:

[BossMark]

with ease, and then

[Reece]

finished with toe jam!!:dead:

[mapuc]

Reece drooled seeing this

[Aktungbby]

tasty new Danish confection

[Jimbuna]

lying in the gutter

[mapuc]

Waiting to be eaten

[Reece]

, however Aktungbby tucked in

[mapuc]

Mums the best I

[Reece]

always say so mapuc

[Jimbuna]

can rest easily now

[Reece]

Meanwhile on Mars, Jim

[Jimbuna]

held all the aces

[Reece]

as he touched down

[Aktungbby]

without extending his tailhook

[Jimbuna]

into the cow pat

[BossMark]

which was fresh, so

[Aktungbby]

inventing aerial patty plopping

[Reece]

but Jim smiled because

[jacobston]

he secretly wore lady's

[Reece]

panties adding to the

[jacobston]

situation's extreme, unavoidable smelliness

[Reece]

meanwhile Jacobston and Reece

[tomfon]

saw a polling station

[BossMark]

so they went in

[Jimbuna]

and created absolute mayhem

[Reece]

Jacobston dropped a stinker

[Jimbuna]

in the padres ale

[Reece]

that actually improved the

[Aktungbby]

flavor of the dregs

[Jimbuna]

served to the nuns

[Reece]

who scoffed it down

[Jimbuna]

like a bad addiction

[Aktungbby]

from force of habit

[Reece]

then all hell broke

[Aktungbby]

without stopping at purgatory

[Reece]

, the evil smells erupted