The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

little damage and no

[Reece]

warp core breach, so

[TarJak]

the mission continued uninterrupted.

[Reece]

Finally, orbiting Uranus, we

[TarJak]

dropped to the surface

[Reece]

we donned our spacesuits

[TarJak]

went to the pub

[Reece]

, yes on Uranus, we

[HunterICX]

drink uranus beer and

[TarJak]

eat Uranus burgers from

[Jimbuna]

Uranus when it's clean

[Reece]

after using Uranus paper

[TarJak]

. Pluto came sniffing round

[Jimbuna]

nibbling your milky way

[Reece]

and licking Saturn's rings

[Jimbuna]

near the black hole

[TarJak]

where Neptune caused a

[Jimbuna]

right ruckus on mars

[TarJak]

whilst Venus snuck a

[Reece]

look at the large

[Jimbuna]

gigantic meteorite approaching from

[Reece]

the outer reaches of

[Jimbuna]

the tiny planet Pluto

[Reece]

barking at the meteor

[TarJak]

shower raining down on

[Reece]

the planet surface causing

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak, Weng Weng, and

[TarJak]

Reece, Jimbuna and Nikimcbee

[Reece]

to mess their pants

[TarJak]

with paintball shots to

[Reece]

to cover it up!

[TarJak]

Nikimcbee's cup dislodged sliding

[Jimbuna]

over the childs face

[Reece]

, not a very dignified

[Jimbuna]

face for a child

[Reece]

born to Klingon parents

[Jimbuna]

in a public loo

[Reece]

near the local brothel

[Jimbuna]

in TarJaks back garden.

[Reece]

Meanwhile back in space

[Randomizer]

the aliens probed Uranus

[Reece]

with a very large

[TarJak]

lump of square steel

[Reece]

and found a massive

[Randomizer]

chocolate covered bonbon that

[Reece]

Reece claimed selfishly but

[Jimbuna]

was unable to conceal

[TarJak]

within his massive brown

[Jimbuna]

box of dirty tricks

[Reece]

to play on TarJak

[TarJak]

which backfire causing brain

[Jimbuna]

palpatations in the nursery

[TarJak]

rhyme section. Dumbfounded, Nikimcbee

[Jimbuna]

dons a fresh nappy/diaper

[Reece]

with TarJak, they both

[Jimbuna]

kiss each other passionately

[Reece]

while we all puke!

[Jimbuna]

The Queen was sitting

[Reece]

next to Jim when

[Jimbuna]

the Court Jester suddenly

[Randomizer]

told a joke that

[Jimbuna]

shocked all the fairies

[Reece]

it was so crude

[Jimbuna]

yet so terribly wonderful

[Reece]

, Jim was so touched

[Jimbuna]

by the media madness

[TarJak]

in the wrongest places

[Reece]

that he invited them

[Jimbuna]

to a bun fight

[Reece]

these were rock buns,

[Jimbuna]

chiselled out of putty

[Reece]

to look like buns

[Jimbuna]

out of the oven.

[Reece]

Back at the castle

[Jimbuna]

locked in the dungeon

[nikimcbee]

Prince Charles had started

[Reece]

knitting some ear muffs

[nikimcbee]

exclaimed: "Jim dearest, bring

[Jimbuna]

me some salted peanuts

[nikimcbee]

, a hammer, and a

[Jimbuna]

pair of silk stockings

[nikimcbee]

I'm going to play

[Jimbuna]

with my suspender belt

[nikimcbee]

While I sing a

[Reece]

song about my ears

[TarJak]

breathing deeply whilst my

[Reece]

hand reaches down to

[Jimbuna]

grab a chicken leg

[TarJak]

with dangleberrys hanging from

[Jimbuna]

a wart infested nose

[Reece]

, I got control of

[Jimbuna]

Australia having woken up

[TarJak]

with a snorkel protruding

[Reece]

from under the blankets,

[nikimcbee]

Herring cried "That's Racist!"

[Randomizer]

and promptly dozed off.

[nikimcbee]

Then the paddy wagon

[TarJak]

filled with drunken Subsimmers

[Reece]

carted Niki and Jim

[Jimbuna]

to the local brothel

[Reece]

, after a dose of

[Jimbuna]

epsom salts failed to

[Reece]

revive us, we just

[Jimbuna]

jumped on a bus

[Reece]

drove to another bordello,

[Lord_magerius]

to which we enquired

[Jimbuna]

as to whether plastic

[Lord_magerius]

based spanner handles are

[Jimbuna]

fitted to flying saucers

[nikimcbee]

giant suction cups that

[Lord_magerius]

remove excrement. "You there...

sorry had to end that sentence halfway through, reading through this in my mind, I was running out of breath :O:

[Sailor Steve]

hook that $#!+ up!"

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak squeled as he

[Jimbuna]

trapped his little donkey

[Reece]

using the suction cups

[Sailor Steve]

that Reece had stolen

[TarJak]

from Jimbuna's toybox. Frankly

[Sailor Steve]

this thread is getting

[TarJak]

perilously close to being

[Sailor Steve]

worthwhile. This must not

[TarJak]

reverse our fortunes without

[Reece]

letting this thread go

[TarJak]

feral with claws and

[nikimcbee]

huuuuuge tracts of land.

[Jimbuna]

Remember the days when

[Admiral8Q]

spiders ate your little

[Jimbuna]

toy soldiers that were

[Admiral8Q]

off to declare war

[Jimbuna]

on the kitchen table

[TarJak]

? Mentioning the war is

[Jimbuna]

similar to speaking Swahili

[Reece]

or belching whilst eating,

[Jimbuna]

a leg of mince

[Reece]

covered in beefy gravy

[Admiral8Q]

topped of with juicy

[Reece]

sardines and whipped cream

[TarJak]

. Cheeseaters across the world

[nikimcbee]

call out for Tarjak

[TarJak]

who ignores their cries

[Reece]

with a cheesy grin

[Jimbuna]

and a greasy smile

[TarJak]

and a sleazy friend

[Reece]

like greezy reecey kicked

[Jimbuna]

the bucket once again

[Reece]

then sprung back up

[Jimbuna]

his grannies knicker leg

[Sailor Steve]

to find Jim hiding

[Jimbuna]

under a bar stool

[Reece]

under her dress!!, but

[Jimbuna]

his lightweight gas mask

[TarJak]

slipped uncovering his naked

[Reece]

nose to toxic fumes

[TarJak]

permeating inside grannies knickers.

[Sailor Steve]

Jim gasped for air

[TarJak]

whilst downing a pint

[nikimcbee]

when Tarjak and Weng-Weng


(note: who is weng weng: why Tarjak's side kick)
http://www.thedailytube.com/videoimage/1241/290x215-weng-weng-rap.jpg

[TarJak]

when Tarjak and Weng-Weng


(note: who is weng weng: why Tarjak's side kick)
http://www.thedailytube.com/videoimage/1241/290x215-weng-weng-rap.jpg
declared war on grannies

[nikimcbee]

Who attacked the Chav

[TarJak]

for deleting posts without

[Sailor Steve]

asking TJ's permission. But

[Reece]

nevertheless Granny went down

[Sailor Steve]

to get her knickers

[nikimcbee]

Which Reece had stolen

[TarJak]

from nikimcbee's tights drawer

[Sailor Steve]

. McBee chased Reese until

[TarJak]

SailorSteve blocked their path

[nikimcbee]

I'll never hand over

[TarJak]

my grannies knickers! he

[Reece]

retorted to Sailor Steve,

[TarJak]

liberally coating his face

[Jimbuna]

with oil of ulay

[Reece]

this turned Mcbee on

[Jimbuna]

like an electric eel

[Lord_magerius]

in steel fishnet stockings

[TarJak]

. Stopping to smell the

[Lord_magerius]

Sweet smell of Jimbuna's

[TarJak]

bag of nuts, mcbee

[Jimbuna]

stuck his tongue out

[TarJak]

into jimbuna's left ear

[Reece]

Jim blushed then puckered

[Jimbuna]

holding a stale kebeb

[Lord_magerius]

and looking rather perplexed

[Reece]

whilst Mcbee planted a

[TarJak]

long wet sloppy tongue

[Jimbuna]

into his own hairy

[Reece]

nose, rewarded with a

[Jimbuna]

slice of honey baked

[Flopper]

hemlock smoked toadstool in

[Jimbuna]

a small kebab piter

[Reece]

, yummy. Meanwhile TarJak was

[Sailor Steve]

trying desperately to escape

[TarJak]

jury duty by hiding

[Reece]

under grannies dress when

[Sailor Steve]

granny let one rip!

[Reece]

TarJak turned green and

[Sailor Steve]

floated away in a

[nikimcbee]

empty keg of moleasses

[Reece]

sealed and sent to

[TarJak]

Mcbee's place registered mail.

[Jimbuna]

Had the real culprit

[TarJak]

made a machinima video

[Reece]

the title would be

[Jimbuna]

something along the lines

[TarJak]

Bugger Me What Next?

[Jimbuna]

or 'Your Turn Again'

[Reece]

meanwhile the keg burst

[Jimbuna]

under a cows udder

[Admiral8Q]

we found delicious milk

[Jimbuna]

made from molten lava

[Reece]

a little crunchy though

[nikimcbee]

but oh so tastey.

[Reece]

Meanwhile Granny was planning

[Jimbuna]

the forthcoming rodeo show

[TarJak]

starring SailorSteve, Reece, McBee

[Reece]

and TarJak, first out

[Jimbuna]

of the straight jacket

[Reece]

was Jim riding a

[Jimbuna]

huge three legged chicken

[Sailor Steve]

followed by McBee on

[Jimbuna]

a green caterpillars back

[nikimcbee]

. He pulled out his

[Jimbuna]

pretty new pink lipstick

[Platapus]

and applied it artfully

[Jimbuna]

on his boyfriends back

[nikimcbee]

, writing: Property of Krashkart.

[Jimbuna]

and 'Kilroy was here'

[nikimcbee]

So, thus saith the

[TarJak]

Claude, "Never in the

[Sailor Steve]

course of gorilla events

[TarJak]

has so much sh!te

[Sailor Steve]

been produced by me!"

[nikimcbee]

The crowd applauded then

[Jimbuna]

pulled Steves panties down

[Sailor Steve]

. Jim grabbed them and

[Reece]

sniffed hard saying "this

[ubootcomrade]

is my property now"

[Sailor Steve]

. Ubootcomrade grabbed them and

[TarJak]

shoved them into his

[Sailor Steve]

garter belt, and ran

[Reece]

caressing his new panties

[nikimcbee]

. Then Steed burst into

[Sailor Steve]

tears because he missed

[Reece]

out on a good sniff!

[nikimcbee]

Back on the farm,

[Sailor Steve]

McBee and the pigs

[VonHesse]

the peasants were revolting.

[Reece]

found Jim and started

[nikimcbee]

typing mumbo jumbo while

[Jimbuna]

filling in tax claims

[Reece]

for work related panties