The Four Word Story Game

[Rockstar]

girl Right Said Fred

[nikimcbee]

Rogers to the TSA

[Reece]

now go stand on

[TarJak]

ceremony, because I'm sick

[Reece]

of this crap that

[Herr-Berbunch]

has nothing to do

[TarJak]

with mental arithmetic equations

[Herr-Berbunch]

, something doesn't add up,

[Reece]

what did McBee do

[Herr-Berbunch]

with that goat on

[Reece]

his back, is this

[Jimbuna]

further evidence of infidelity

[Herr-Berbunch]

, the scumbag, the maggot,

[Reece]

the dirty stinking rotten

[Herr-Berbunch]

tomatoes landed in his

[Jimbuna]

very hot vindaloo curry

[Herr-Berbunch]

he'd replaced with korma

[Jimbuna]

for a sick joke

[Herr-Berbunch]

with the travelling nuns

[Jimbuna]

from the local zoo

[Armistead]

crapped on by elephants

[Jimbuna]

and bird**** from ostriches

[Reece]

that is a load

[Herr-Berbunch]

off my mind said

[Jimbuna]

the local country gentleman

[Herr-Berbunch]

to his beautiful maid

[Jimbuna]

Marion of Sherwood Forest

[Reece]

but hark! here comes

[Jimbuna]

little dick the turd

[Herr-Berbunch]

burgler, friend of Ronald

[Jimbuna]

the anally retentive clown

[Reece]

whose BENT on doing

[Jimbuna]

it to others before

[Herr-Berbunch]

the sexy maidens appear










Got to turn this around guys... :yep:

[Reece]

drooling over Reece. Then

[Herr-Berbunch]

they accuse him of

[Rockstar]

intimacy with farm animals

[Reece]

, was actually dirty Rockstar.

[nikimcbee]

Sherriff Buna of Nottingham

[TarJak]

, Deputy dawg mcBee, and

[nikimcbee]

his best Aussie mate

[Reece]

Reece jailed Rockstar, and

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak started to cry

[Herr-Berbunch]

in showers with him

[Armistead]

and his male lover.

[Herr-Berbunch]

"Where's the soap?" said

[Rockstar]

said Reece showering next

[Herr-Berbunch]

to the car wash

[Armistead]

where cops were waiting

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the #63 bus

[Jimbuna]

to give itself up

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst struggling in restraints

[Jimbuna]

and the effects from

[Herr-Berbunch]

eating all that play-doh

[nikimcbee]

, Reece's mail friend began


:D

[Herr-Berbunch]

going postal down town

[nikimcbee]

to pick up his

[Herr-Berbunch]

dog's faecal matter before

[TarJak]

tasting it on toast.

[Reece]

McBee scoffs it down

[Jimbuna]

then throws it up

[krashkart]

on Dowly's boobie mags

[CCIP]

the boobies don't approve

[krashkart]

of boobs who cry

[Reece]

but then boobs don't

[krashkart]

jiggle for no reason :)

[Rockstar]

lest filled with jelly

[Jimbuna]

and thick crusty bread

[Rockstar]

left over from 1942

[Reece]

, mmm, just lovely, CHOMP!

[Jimbuna]

Considering that all men

[Reece]

are created equal you'd

[Jimbuna]

expect few were taller

[CCIP]

than Vladimir Putin or

[Reece]

Ronny Corbett or even

[Jimbuna]

that tiny dwarf nikimcbee (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=212491)

[krashkart]

or my invasive neighbors :shifty:

[nikimcbee]

. Chapter 75 Buna gets

[Jimbuna]

that pesky hobbit whilst

[nikimcbee]

singing spice girl's songs

[Reece]

and Justin Bieber songs

[TarJak]

dressed in drag. Somnolence

[Herr-Berbunch]

is make girls sleepy

[Jimbuna]

during the prayer session

[Rockstar]

after a hard night

[Jimbuna]

in the bullion room

[nikimcbee]

dancing and singing, Reece

[Reece]

got excited and decided

[nikimcbee]

to become a holyroller:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

whatever that term means

[nikimcbee]

(that means Reece reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally loves Jesus)

.Reece donated all of

[Reece]

his time converting McBee

[nikimcbee]

drinking Fosters all day.

[Herr-Berbunch]

McBee couldn't take it

[TarJak]

after just one sip

[Reece]

he puked his guts

[TarJak]

with a technicolour yodel

[Herr-Berbunch]

and people renamed him

[TarJak]

The Minnesota Hobbit. Complaints

[Herr-Berbunch]

about Ryanair soared more

[TarJak]

thank mcBees height of

[Herr-Berbunch]

two foot three inches


:yep:

[Jimbuna]

above sea level, but

[TarJak]

reckless deriliction of duty

[Jimbuna]

meant he was penalised

[Reece]

for existing! This overwhelmed

[Jimbuna]

the laws of servitude

[Herr-Berbunch]

who broke down, crying

[Reece]

with remorse McBee decided

[Jimbuna]

to look for precious

[Herr-Berbunch]

gems he'd smuggled in

[Armistead]

hidden in his ass.

[Herr-Berbunch]

But the donkey, despite

[Rockstar]

having toked up already

[Herr-Berbunch]

was not playing ball

[Armistead]

when he mounted the

[Herr-Berbunch]

pavement on his bicycle

[Armistead]

speeding down the road...

[Rockstar]

in a clown suit

[Jimbuna]

whilst whistling Dixie to

[Armistead]

the black man on

[Herr-Berbunch]

his handlebars. Once he'd

[Armistead]

paid the street hooker

[Herr-Berbunch]

her change from $5

[Armistead]

she smiled and said,

[Herr-Berbunch]

quickest money I've [ever] made

[nikimcbee]

. Jim said, "That's nothing,

[Reece]

I got change from

[TarJak]

one cent from the

[krashkart]

McBee, the doggie racketeer

[nikimcbee]

. That's "Don McBee" mister
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.34506829.jpg

[krashkart]

:rotfl2:

and don't forget it. :stare:

[Herr-Berbunch]

The vet neutered McBee

[krashkart]

much to his chagrin

[Herr-Berbunch]

but lack of use

[TarJak]

of braincells by doctor

[Reece]

to see it's impotence,

[Jimbuna]

cost him his balls

[nikimcbee]

.Meanwhile, Reece on his

[convoy hunter]

professional hiking boots started

[nikimcbee]

started dancing to Menudo:o

[Rockstar]

at a strip club

[Reece]

where McBee was stripping

[Armistead]

the floor was slippery

[Rockstar]

because Reece was drooling

[Reece]

over this beautiful girl,

[nikimcbee]

that Reece just inflated.

editors note: I mean this kind of girl:
http://www.appletothecore.com/images/prank%2018.jpg

[Reece]

McBee then used it

[nikimcbee]

for a chew toy.

[TarJak]

England's Ashes debacle began

[Herr-Berbunch]

after officials were bribed

[TarJak]

by Strauss to get

[Herr-Berbunch]

him a rubber duck

[Jimbuna]

that looked like Ponting

[Herr-Berbunch]

to play with in

[Reece]

Jim's bubble bath with

[Herr-Berbunch]

the other dipped sheep

[Jimbuna]

from the primate family

[Herr-Berbunch]

, like a Bishop's brother,

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch jumped right in

[Herr-Berbunch]

the ladies' bath next-door

[Reece]

that contained swinging men.

[TarJak]

Those very same men

[Herr-Berbunch]

hanged by the neck

[Reece]

for crimes committed during

[TarJak]

spahgetti eating competitions in

[Jimbuna]

the local lunatic asylum

[Herr-Berbunch]

where Reece was raised

[Jimbuna]

in the cabbage patch

[TarJak]

doll house. Fabrications and

[Herr-Berbunch]

other made-up words don't

[TarJak]

reciprocate your feelings for

[Herr-Berbunch]

chocolate mousse in your

[Jimbuna]

next door neighbours bedroom

[TarJak]

. Ashes tragic Jimbuna wept

[Jimbuna]

with tears of joy

[TarJak]

at Australia's Ashes victory.:O:

[Rockstar]

As Tarjak quietly whispered

[TarJak]

the score into Jim's

[Jimbuna]

prostate with a grin

[Jimbuna]

*not part of thread*

Play commences in 6 minutes....off for an hour or soe's viwing :DL

[Reece]

Meanwhile TarJak an Jim

[Jimbuna]

sat on the fence

[ABBAFAN]

enjoying LANCASHIRE DAY today...

[Reece]

until Herr-Berbunch decided to

[Jimbuna]

go for a crap

[Rockstar]

which made Reece choke

[Armistead]

smelling what was left

[Jimbuna]

the horse keeled over

[Herr-Berbunch]

exposing a naked Reece




:D

[Rockstar]

next to naked Herr-Berbunch


:D:D

[Jimbuna]

both were riding bareback

[Rockstar]

in front of cameras

[Armistead]

at the gay parade

[Jimbuna]

for those juvenile delinquents

[TarJak]

of the Subsim flaggelation

[Herr-Berbunch]

, namely Rockstar, Armistad, Tarjak








*you're all bastards* :D

[Armistead]

outstanding human beings all....

[Herr-Berbunch]

devoid of a penis.

[TarJak]

But with massive appendages

[Reece]

for Herr-Berbunch to peruse

[Herr-Berbunch]

in his own trousers

[Reece]

getting fondled with care

[Armistead]

by Reece and Tarjack,

[TarJak]

Armistead, Herr-Berbunch's appendage enjoyed

[Rockstar]

after waiting in line

[Reece]

, a hardy rub with

[Armistead]

8 hot girl models

[TarJak]

made by Airfix. Something

[Armistead]

every real man wants...

[TarJak]

a pair of comfortable

[Reece]

double lined jocks and

[Jimbuna]

some fur lined slippers

[Reece]

a pipe, comfy chair

[Jimbuna]

and a glass eye

[nikimcbee]

that allowed him to

[Jimbuna]

see inside his head

[Armistead]

and nothing was there

[Jimbuna]

apart from some feathers

[Herr-Berbunch]

, remnants from pillow fights

[nikimcbee]

from the boy scouts.:o

[Armistead]

Herr has over weekly

[Jimbuna]

for knot tying lessons

[Herr-Berbunch]

around Australian throats really

[Reece]

tight, also noose tying

[nikimcbee]

is another way Aussies

[Reece]

practice contraception, painful but

[Herr-Berbunch]

better for the sheep

[Jimbuna]

in the long run

[Reece]

not that they would

[Herr-Berbunch]

feel very much inside.

[TarJak]

Developments within the macroeconomy

[Herr-Berbunch]

couldn't spare any change

[Jimbuna]

for the metro busker

[Herr-Berbunch]

singing *Fog on the

[Jimbuna]

Tyne is all mine

[Rockstar]

while tap dancing on

[Herr-Berbunch]

an Arctic ice floe

[Armistead]

that was melting away

[Rockstar]

the man of steel

[Reece]

rides a llama with

[Rockstar]

his trusty sidekick Spank

[Reece]

who's pants were missing

[Herr-Berbunch]

, stolen - again, by Reece,

[Reece]

so to Herr-Berbunch's panties,

[Herr-Berbunch]

a present from KMinogue



:03:

[Reece]

, this really upset Herr-Berbunch,

[Armistead]

who prefers pink thongs

[Rockstar]

on his trained monkeys

[Herr-Berbunch]

he regularly spanks, but







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