The Four Word Story Game

[Gerald]

and the seven dwarfs

[TarJak]

making up England's cricket

[Jimbuna]

. A point in time

[Gerald]

we are all equal

[TarJak]

to the most difficult

[Jimbuna]

means of extrasensory perception

[Gerald]

in the online dictionary

[TarJak]

of unintelligible statements of

[Stompbox]

the theory of life

[Gerald]

forms on planet Mars

[Stompbox]

next to the rover

[Jimbuna]

where the eedjits frequent

[Dan D]

Gnh.. Mrrh? Grrhhh! (from: "The Walking Dead")

Wrong thread. Belongs to Merkel became Chancellor.

[TarJak]

making strange unseemly noises

[u crank]

unrelated in any way

[TarJak]

to the other irrelevant

[Jimbuna]

codswallop going on here

[BossMark]

just like down under

[Jimbuna]

the bottom bunk bed

[TarJak]

where the dustbunny roams

[Gerald]

into an orderly flood

[Jimbuna]

of pink chocolate cookies

[Gerald]

, make 'em, bake 'em

[Tango589]

, eat them with marmelade

[Jimbuna]

and a poached pigeon

[Tango589]

rolled in wholemeal breadcrumbs

[Jimbuna]

and fried in seaweed

[Tango589]

flavoured minced donkey meat

[Jimbuna]

cured by heating nettles

[TarJak]

in a black kettle

[Jimbuna]

on an open fire

[u crank]

down on the corner

[TarJak]

of the page. Peons

[u crank]

reacted surprisingly well considering

[Gerald]

when TarJak fished up

[TarJak]

yet another drongo from

[Jimbuna]

yet another lunatic asylum

[Gerald]

opened its doors to

[Tango589]

the England cricket team

[u crank]

who were somewhat flattered

[Gerald]

of the total media

[BossMark]

who tried to tell

[Jimbuna]

the truth about lies

[TarJak]

about their involvement in

[Jimbuna]

the great rabbit robbery

[TarJak]

of 1573, , during which

[Jimbuna]

all soup was inherited

[Tango589]

and turnips were disenfranchised

[Jimbuna]

from the cauliflower cheese

[Gerald]

dish, in the oven

[Jimbuna]

of the irrational baker

[Gerald]

, about predicting human behaviour

[Jimbuna]

in a tennis match

[Tango589]

played with frozen baguettes

[Gerald]

this proved to be

[Tango589]

better than rubber chickens

[Jimbuna]

on a ski slpoe

[Tango589]

but not a slope

[Jimbuna]

to be chickened with

[Gerald]

eggs and meat too

[Tango589]

. The clown jumped up

[Jimbuna]

and made another appearance

[Gerald]

under difficult conditions on

[Tango589]

a 100 year old

[Gerald]

mail, from a fancier

[TarJak]

was taxed within an

[Jimbuna]

inch of his life

[Spiced_Rum]

for playing the rules

[Jimbuna]

of law in reverse

[Tango589]

therefore 'uncommitting' a crime

[TarJak]

of Passiona, the drink

[Jimbuna]

was definitely non alcoholic

[Gerald]

which is not normally

[Jimbuna]

keeping to the theme

[TarJak]

of Dyslexics Anonomous charter

[Jimbuna]

for those feeling challenged

[Gerald]

there are several to

[Tango589]

keep you on the

[Gerald]

track to begin posting

[Jimbuna]

again and again and

[Gerald]

at a low rate

[TarJak]

about absolutely nothing. Venison

[Jimbuna]

could prove difficult also

[Gerald]

in the free online

[Jimbuna]

whatever that may mean

[Spiced_Rum]

to old time typists

[Jimbuna]

with a hair lip

[Gerald]

.A day in the

[Jimbuna]

life of a monkey

[Gerald]

was created in a

[Tango589]

mad scientists' test tube

[Jimbuna]

thank God somebody realises

[Tango589]

to spin the cat

[Jimbuna]

of more than nine

[Gerald]

times around the table

[Jimbuna]

of ye old oak

[Spiced_Rum]

tavern where ladies of

[Jimbuna]

the order of the

[Spiced_Rum]

Lovely Seamstress Guild work

[Jimbuna]

a continental shift system

[Gerald]

which is used for

[Jimbuna]

many a kinky caper

[u crank]

kinkier. This caused a

[Jimbuna]

sudden rush of blood

[TarJak]

to emit from BossMarks

[u crank]

giggling pin and there

[Jimbuna]

for all to see

[u crank]

was a somewhat ridiculous

[Jimbuna]

looking TarJak wearing suspenders

[BossMark]

and stockings with big

[TarJak]

brass nuts hanging from

[Jimbuna]

the tip of his

[TarJak]

left elbow, which zombies

[u crank]

thought confusing because they

[Jimbuna]

knew he was bisexual

[TarJak]

and devoid of any

[Stompbox]

thoughts about the dead....

[u crank]

. Zombies normally don't dance

[Tango589]

a lively Irish Jig

[TarJak]

unless jabbed by cattleprods

[Jimbuna]

in the nether regions

[Spiced_Rum]

yet still fall apart

[Jimbuna]

on the ground laughing

[Tango589]

at the size of

[Jimbuna]

the man in the

[Gerald]

iron mask,which leads

[Jimbuna]

to the alternative rteality

[Gerald]

to deliver a story

[Tango589]

formed of four words

[Jimbuna]

whilst making little sense

[Tango589]

except to munchkin people

[TarJak]

under water with mouthfuls

[Jimbuna]

of toasted frog spawn

[Gerald]

in the middle of

[Jimbuna]

yet another long episode

[TarJak]

of days of our

[Jimbuna]

grace and potential understanding

[Gerald]

in things,and remaining

[Jimbuna]

fill yer boots Grant :)

[u crank]

.These boots were not

[Gerald]

made for walking,however

[TarJak]

full enough to satisfy

[Gerald]

fans after a relatively

[TarJak]

poor performance in cricket

[Tango589]

that didn't surprise anybody

[Gerald]

about her new record

[u crank]

breaking limbo performance that

[TarJak]

left none astounded as

[Spiced_Rum]

the paranoid pygmy pole-vaulter

[Jimbuna]

from the outer Hebrides

[TarJak]

whose dereliction of duty

[Gerald]

, generally refers to a

[TarJak]

reduction in grammatical structure

[Jimbuna]

to a worrying level

[Gerald]

of an imminent pink

[Jimbuna]

slip of the tongue

[Gerald]

when you intended to

[TarJak]

be tonguetied for Christmas

[Jimbuna]

and the New Year

[Tango589]

whilst fast asleep behind

[Jimbuna]

a loaf of bread

[Gerald]

food formed into an

[TarJak]

organic fibrous sludge flavoured

[Jimbuna]

layer of pickled tripe

[Spiced_Rum]

for microwave Christmas dinners

[Jimbuna]

for those living alone

[Tango589]

on a desert island

[Jimbuna]

surrounded by a herd

[Tango589]

of irregular pork sausages

[u crank]

lined up in numerical

[Jimbuna]

confusion like duck eggs

[Gerald]

after the mother has

[TarJak]

been born on Christmas

[u crank]

but flew the coup

[Gerald]

before she was able

[TarJak]

to fly. Once every

[u crank]

day a chicken crosses

[TarJak]

itself in hope of

[u crank]

a deep-fried solution that

[TarJak]

absolves the chicken population

[u crank]

of any guilt concerning

[TarJak]

the colonels nefarious activities

[u crank]

in the cholesterol scandal

[TarJak]

of 1234 which caused

[u crank]

the Colonel a major

[TarJak]

time crisis which extended

[u crank]

well past bed time

[Gerald]

to watch the Boston

[TarJak]

Terrior dance on two

[Gerald]

year old dancing Yorkshire

[Jimbuna]

sacks of horse manure

[Gerald]

in Leeds City streets

[Jimbuna]

where most people are

[Tango589]

up to their necks

[Jimbuna]

in a crock of

[Wolferz]

Then there was her.

[Jimbuna]

good grief, more gibberish

[u crank]

, decoded and stored at

[Jimbuna]

an asylum near you

[u crank]

where the inmates dance

[Jimbuna]

to the sounds of

[Wolferz]

playing naked man twister

[Jimbuna]

on a bed of

[Tango589]

wet lettuce and celery

[Jimbuna]

whilst tossing and turning

[Tango589]

due to excessive cheese

[Jimbuna]

and smelly belly fluff

[Gerald]

, well, blame the abundance

[TarJak]

of leftovers from lunch

[u crank]

, an unusual situation considering

[TarJak]

the ravenous appetites of

[Spiced_Rum]

the walking dead folks

[BossMark]

from down under are

[TarJak]

less zombies, more hipsters

[Jimbuna]

than lovers of anarchy

[Gerald]

can count on the

[Jimbuna]

rest of the world

[Tango589]

to watch in shock

[Gerald]

by offering large dinner's

[Jimbuna]

and awe at the

[Tango589]

size of Tarjaks' head

[Jimbuna]

lice crawling in abundance

[Gerald]

and so it is

[Tango589]

a matter of dignity

[u crank]

that one wears pants

[Gerald]

and purchasing a three

[Jimbuna]

instead of frilly panties

[Gerald]

used to see on

[Wolferz]

The shipping container life

[Jimbuna]

of an ants egg

[Gerald]

because of the sex-determination

[Jimbuna]

of a free yawn

[Gerald]

,and this costs nothing

[Spiced_Rum]

when using discount coupons

[Jimbuna]

at the local asylum

[Gerald]

seekers have prompted a

[Jimbuna]

quick response from political

[Tango589]

ideologists wearing pink sombreros

[Gerald]

around Leeds, where BossMark

[Jimbuna]

and cauliflower cheese underwear

[Tango589]

are regularly seen cavorting

[Jimbuna]

in a timely fashion

[Gerald]

which was unique now

[Jimbuna]

the sales have started

[u crank]

on these rare items

[Tango589]

highly treasured by royalty

[Gerald]

of the Peruvian ark

[BossMark]

owned by TarJak and

[Jimbuna]

a load of Aboriginese

[u crank]

who collected this junk