The Four Word Story Game

[Harvs]

that had no wings

[Reece]

and certainly no whips.:03:

[Harvs]

which made things tough

[Reece]

for Jim who wanted

[Harvs]

a good hard whipping

[BossMark]

from a very attractive

[Reece]

young man wearing a

[u crank]

wristwatch and a furry

[Harvs]

G string that tickled

[Reece]

Jim so much that

[Jimbuna]

he died of laughter

[Archibald]

,in the desert, outside

[Eichhörnchen]

a big gopher hole,

[TCD]

holding a cooled beer

[Eichhörnchen]

and smoking a pipe,

[Reece]

later u-crank joined him

[Harvs]

in drinking warm beer

[Reece]

and eating Vegemite sandwiches,

[BossMark]

made by Reece, who

[Reece]

had just cleaned the

[Jimbuna]

cesspit with his toothbrush

[Archibald]

, without clean underwear, but

[Jimbuna]

his worst pair of

[Harvs]

pink double pluggers slapping

[Eichhörnchen]

across a puddle of

[u crank]

some mysterious substance Reece

[Harvs]

found in a bin

[Reece]

it smelt like a

[Eichhörnchen]

home brew beer, made

[Reece]

with sardines and spam

[BossMark]

sandwiches, along with a

[Harvs]

dash of pond scum

[u crank]

served by a lefthanded

[Reece]

Troll named Harvs who

[Eichhörnchen]

has anger-management issues

[Reece]

with his mirror, often

[BossMark]

starring through it, then

[Reece]

, getting aroused, decides to

[Archibald]

show my belly button

[Jimbuna]

at the local church

[Archibald]

which is located near

[Jimbuna]

the cheapskates massage parlour

[Harvs]

where you massage yourself

[u crank]

oddly, quite popular in

[Reece]

toilets as well as

[u crank]

upscale laundromats down in

[Reece]

Jims neighborhood where the

[BossMark]

Sunderland football team play

[Reece]

with their panties and

[Harvs]

their balls during training

[Jimbuna]

for another disappointing season

[TCD]

on a dried turf

[Jimbuna]

only ever watered once

[TCD]

because the deputy mayor

[Harvs]

is a moron who

[Reece]

has tickets on himself

[BossMark]

to win a prize

[Harvs]

fool like Tony Abbott

[Reece]

who has ears like

[BossMark]

a pig breaking wind

[Harvs]

he talks out his

[Reece]

exhaust pipe backfiring constantly

[Jimbuna]

in front of windmills

[Reece]

wafting the scent over

[Jimbuna]

a packet of chips

[Harvs]

making them bacon flavoured

[TCD]

making so the cheerleaders

[Reece]

drool but then lust

[u crank]

can only get Reece

[Harvs]

fired up like a

[Reece]

huge out of control

[BossMark]

fat school girl, then

[u crank]

look out. He can

[Jimbuna]

be good at whining

[Reece]

when Jim whips him

[Jimbuna]

with a wet lettuce

[TCD]

grabing frantically his phone

[Reece]

to call the police

[BossMark]

who then came round

[Harvs]

yelling "allo allo allo"

[u crank]

and playing a banjo

[Reece]

, sounds like a redneck

[Harvs]

with two teeth whistling

[Jimbuna]

the sound of music

[BossMark]

while sat on the

[Reece]

bench playing with BossMark's

[Jimbuna]

pink coloured knicker elastic

[u crank]

fantastic turbo charged discount

[Jimbuna]

only for steady hands

[TCD]

while being a master

[jacobston]

of the fine farts

[Reece]

a truly admirable profession.

[Eichhörnchen]

Wolferz pulled on slippers

[Reece]

breaking a toe nail

[Eichhörnchen]

and snagging a bunion,

[BossMark]

so he went off

[Reece]

that was rotten and

[Eichhörnchen]

some people enjoy rhubarb

[Jimbuna]

with a pinch of

[Reece]

Garlic salt, it adds

[BossMark]

a sickly horrid taste

[Jimbuna]

to a poor sequence

[Aktungbby]

of wretched culinary mishaps

[TCD]

while deputy mayor still's

[Reece]

bends over so that

[Eichhörnchen]

his proctologist can get

[Jimbuna]

a birds eye view

[Eichhörnchen]

of his painful bumgrapes,

[Jimbuna]

and posterior clumps of

[Eichhörnchen]

dangleberries, which although troublesome

[u crank]

have never been arrested

[Eichhörnchen]

for just hanging around

[Reece]

wafting in the breezes

[BossMark]

and singing silly songs

[Reece]

with his hand firmly

[Harvs]

wedged right between her

[Eichhörnchen]

buttocks and the saddle

[Jimbuna]

of a young ass

[Harvs]

bouncing up and down

[Jimbuna]

on the pony express

[Reece]

with a big grin

[Jimbuna]

to match the mask

[TCD]

of the meanwhile doing

[Reece]

a fine job of

[jacobston]

balancing the royal budget

[BossMark]

Reece was playing monopoly

[Harvs]

and doing quite badly

[Reece]

although better than Harvs :O:

[Harvs]

who won second prize

[Jimbuna]

a date with Reece

[Harvs]

for much beer drinking

[Jimbuna]

and slaps and tickles

[Eichhörnchen]

and Aussie male bonding

[Fubar2Niner]

the Ashes back together

[TCD]

thinking I should be

[Harvs]

using glue instead of

[TCD]

being a democratic citizen

[Reece]

like Reece, an Angel.:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

Kojak removed his lollipop

[BossMark]

and gave it to

[Reece]

u-crank to suck, he

[u crank]

dropped it and cried

[Harvs]

"WHO LOVES YA BABY!!!"

[Reece]

Harvs replied "I Do".

[u crank]

Reece blushed because he

[Jimbuna]

stained his plastic potty

[Fubar2Niner]

rhubarb always stains pottys

[BossMark]

no matter, so he

[Eichhörnchen]

grabbed the steering wheel

[Harvs]

and honked his horn

[Reece]

frightening Jim who jumped

[BossMark]

into the nearest pub

[Eichhörnchen]

which was full of

[Reece]

funny boys looking for

[Jimbuna]

a damn good laugh

[Reece]

but found Eichhörnchen pushing

[u crank]

and holding the steering

[Eichhörnchen]

wheel at the same

[Jimbuna]

time as the horn

[Reece]

whilst pushing down the

[Eichhörnchen]

clutch and changing gear

http://i.imgur.com/bReDqx8.jpg

[Jimbuna]

more befitting a woman

[Eichhörnchen]

(or your average Geordie)

[Reece]

who likes to thrust

[BossMark]

his bagpipes into a

[Reece]

big steamy, hot, smelly

[Harvs]

Arabs reeking jock strap

[Reece]

Eichhörnchen was so embarrassed

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/ya4O6U6.jpg by such a sight

[Jimbuna]

he had another peep

[Reece]

and discovered that he

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/hsBF2En.jpg had developed special powers

[Reece]

with unfortunate side effects
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[Eichhörnchen]

and desperate cravings for

[Jimbuna]

a slice of spam

[Reece]

from the garbage can

[Eichhörnchen]

or some NICE CAKE

[BossMark]

from Mrs Buna, who

[Jimbuna]

needs a good rest

[Reece]

from Jim's crazy antics

[BossMark]

such as running to

[Reece]

the street corner screaming

[Jimbuna]

at the lamp posts

[CaptainRamius]

He then realized that...

[Jimbuna]

the earth rotated sideways

[Reece]

much like Jim's gut (I am naughty)

[Jimbuna]

instinct to smack STEED

[BossMark]

with a wet Tory

[Reece]

(I have to laugh Jim, but you are right, it's STEED's fault:haha:)

right on his bare

[Eichhörnchen]

bare bare, bare-bareberan.

[Reece]

What's happened to Jim's

[BossMark]

thong, it was in

[u crank]

fashion but now people

[Reece]

are snubbing him causing

[u crank]

a never before seen

[Reece]

tantrum where by he

[BossMark]

started to wear a

[Reece]

tutu and dance around

[BossMark]

the local fish shop

[Reece]

the people just stared

[BossMark]

at Jim while also

[Reece]

throwing rotten tomatoes at

[BossMark]

him and then the

[Reece]

8.4 earthquake came, it

[BossMark]

was a shock, causing

[Eichhörnchen]

Reece's trousers to fall

[Reece]

exciting Eichhörnchen as he

[Eichhörnchen]

hid up a nearby

[Reece]

kilt, Jim saw it

[BossMark]

as a threat to

[Eichhörnchen]

his manhood, so he

[Reece]

attacked Eichhörnchen with a

[Aktungbby]

hastily borrowed Slovenian kukri

[BossMark]

,which was inserted into

[Reece]

a horrible smelly dark

[Eichhörnchen]

hole, missing the Squirrel

[Jimbuna]

and hitting the worm

[Reece]

whose name was Wilbur

[BossMark]

who also liked to

[Eichhörnchen]

ride motorbikes over the

[Jimbuna]

back end of beyond

[Reece]

where the green grasses

[Jimbuna]

mess with the asses

[Eichhörnchen]

causing colourful gases and

[Reece]

very noisy explosions that :oops:

[Eichhörnchen]

light up the night

[Reece]

when lighting a match

[DRuSuffa]

duck below, close hatch

[Eichhörnchen]

and crash dive to

[Reece]

a safe depth escaping

[Jimbuna]

down the latrine pipe

[BossMark]

and exiting into the

[Reece]

septic bilge!!!:oops: where he

[DRuSuffa]

looked for the ring

[Jimbuna]

that was hand rolled

[Reece]

. After he emerged he

[Jimbuna]

decided it was time

[BossMark]

for a pint at

[Reece]

the local gas station

[Jimbuna]

across the road from

[Aktungbby]

chickens looking both ways

[Reece]

, crossed, and then splat!!!

[BossMark]

Reece ran over them

[Reece]

with his 6x4 MAC

[Jimbuna]

with bespoke pink livery

[Reece]

wearing matching leather Lederhosen

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from an old

[Aktungbby]

Gay Swiss alphorn band

[Jimbuna]

in the cuckoo clock

[Reece]

where Jim lived and