The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

made with coathangers and

[Randomizer]

puppy dog tails, has

[Snestorm]

he added to the

[TarJak]

extremities of existence even

[Snestorm]

even as he struggled

[VonHesse]

to make sense of

[Snestorm]

the words before him

[TarJak]

or those after him.

[Snestorm]

Of whom there were

[TLAM Strike]

not many left alive

[Reece]

And this tale sucks!

[Randomizer]

A non-sucking tale would

[Reece]

be: Once upon a

[AVGWarhawk]

time in a land

[Reece]

where giant Jimbuna's live

[Sailor Steve]

there came to visit

[AVGWarhawk]

the Tribbles that were

[Randomizer]

black hearted carnivores. They

[Sailor Steve]

were cute, though, so

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna ate a few

[Sailor Steve]

before they ate him.

[AVGWarhawk]

Providing Tribbles with very

[Randomizer]

tasty treats proved expensive

[Sailor Steve]

so they hired a

[Jimbuna]

syblue pink pokerdot monkey

[Randomizer]

from some reality show

[Jimbuna]

that wan't really real

[AVGWarhawk]

more like silicone breasts

[Jimbuna]

on an organ grinders

[Sailor Steve]

syblue pink polkadot monkey.

[Randomizer]

Soon rabies was diagnosed

[Sailor Steve]

and the Tribble trouble

[Jimbuna]

was averted by other

[Randomizer]

authors. Sadly however, the

[Sailor Steve]

monkey was still around

[Jimbuna]

hiding behind a hedgerow

[Sailor Steve]

plotting to take over

[Randomizer]

the nuclear weapons depot

[Jimbuna]

located at the bottom

[Sailor Steve]

of the local quarry.

[Jimbuna]

When I first met

[Sailor Steve]

the Manager of the

[Randomizer]

Nukes'R'Us store, he said

[Jimbuna]

I like the way

[Sailor Steve]

you do business, but

[Jimbuna]

your dress sense leaves

[Sailor Steve]

something to be desired.

[Reece]

Deciding to undress I

[Randomizer]

posed naked in the

[Reece]

store, it was a

[Flopper]

Saturday afternoon, and security

[AVGWarhawk]

was fast asleep and

[TarJak]

terrorists stole nukes valued

[Randomizer]

as inert training aids.

[TarJak]

Realising their mistake, they

[Randomizer]

spanked the polkadot monkey

[Reece]

who armed a nuke!

[Randomizer]

Then everything turned green

[VonHesse]

. Smoking it didn't work,

[AVGWarhawk]

drinking did not work

[Reece]

the countdown has begun

[AVGWarhawk]

the end was near

[Reece]

counter now at 0.20.55

[AVGWarhawk]

plan ahead and stick

[Randomizer]

it in the X-Box

[Sailor Steve]

. Dressing quickly I tackled

[Weiss Pinguin]

my cross-dressing cat

[AVGWarhawk]

found at LOL Cat

[Jimbuna]

in a naked embrace

[AVGWarhawk]

with Tarjack once again.

[Jimbuna]

When I first screwed

[Randomizer]

the breechblock closed and

[Sailor Steve]

primed the flash pan

[AVGWarhawk]

malice was on my

[Sailor Steve]

mind, but my heart

[AVGWarhawk]

was in the right

[Sailor Steve]

place. I pulled the

[AVGWarhawk]

the trigger back and

[Sailor Steve]

let her fly. KABOOM!

[Randomizer]

HOT BARREL MISFIRE! Unload!

[Sailor Steve]

Monkey charging! Run away!

[AVGWarhawk]

Grabbed my .50 instead

[alexradu89]

and shot some monkeys

[Randomizer]

because they deserved it!

[Jimbuna]

But then I realised

[AVGWarhawk]

it was all a

[Jimbuna]

figment of your imagination

[TarJak]

generated by excessive beer

[Jimbuna]

from an Australian conspiracy

[AVGWarhawk]

and three cans Fosters!

[Jimbuna]

plus a red cherry

[Randomizer]

and two pickled eggs.

[Jimbuna]

Your sister once said

[TarJak]

your ugliness knew no

[VonHesse]

equal... except her own.

[Reece]

After his drunken stupor,

[Randomizer]

hungover and full of

[VonHesse]

deep fried chicken gizzards,

[Reece]

and piss, he shuffles

[Jimbuna]

back into the pantry

[Reece]

to find another bottle

[Jimbuna]

of his old aunts

[Reece]

miracle cure, then he

[Jimbuna]

fell over and died.

[TarJak]

Sorrowfully, his Aunt Petunia

[Jimbuna]

grew a second head

[Reece]

and cut it off

[TarJak]

whilst going to bed

[Reece]

with Jim, but that

[AVGWarhawk]

did not stop him

[Jimbuna]

from taking a peek

[Reece]

at TarJak, standing on

[Randomizer]

a barstool waving his

[Reece]

privates in the air

[Jimbuna]

whilst singing the national

[AVGWarhawk]

Tugging on his slug

[Jimbuna]

using a tooth pick

[Randomizer]

in his left ear

[Jimbuna]

to pick a maggot

[AVGWarhawk]

he pushed it in

[Jimbuna]

the smallest penguins mouth

[Sailor Steve]

. The penguin protested loudly

[Jimbuna]

biting his nose off

[Sailor Steve]

which made him scream

[Jimbuna]

at the buddha figurine

[Randomizer]

delivering the pizza. Soon

[Jimbuna]

there was a lull

[Sailor Steve]

but it wouldn't last.

[TarJak]

The grisly work continued,

[Snestorm]

with more of the

[Jimbuna]

same from the past

[Snestorm]

, which could be seen

[VonHesse]

on late night t.v.

[Randomizer]

after the naked news.

[Reece]

This is when TarJak

[TarJak]

won millions then fled

[Snestorm]

in view of the

[Reece]

wrath of Reece who

[Randomizer]

along with the taxman

[Reece]

sued TarJak for all

[TarJak]

two cents worth. Bugger

[Reece]

TarJak's a tight ass!

[Jimbuna]

and a lousy lay

[TarJak]

as Jimbuna would know

[Jimbuna]

because Lehmann told him

[Reece]

and he never lies

[Randomizer]

down on the job.

[Jimbuna]

One day not too

[Sailor Steve]

soon before this story

[Jimbuna]

began, there was a

[Sailor Steve]

vicious rumor about Steed.

[Jimbuna]

STEED suffered from dwarfism

[Randomizer]

of certain body parts

[Sailor Steve]

, or so 'twas said.

[Jimbuna]

The penguin was thinking

[Sailor Steve]

"What would happen if

[Jimbuna]

my tickling stick vanished?"

[Sailor Steve]

He soon found out

[Jimbuna]

that everyone was expecting

[krashkart]

his groin to reflect

[Randomizer]

the moon's soft glow

[Jimbuna]

off a naked cherub

[Sailor Steve]

but they were wrong.

[Randomizer]

Wrong, because unknown to

[Sailor Steve]

them, the penguin was

[Jimbuna]

a North Korean dwarf

[Randomizer]

carrying radioactive toilet paper

[Reece]

onto their antiquated submarines

[TarJak]

skinned by STEED. Nikimcbee,

[VonHesse]

sauced up on Beck's,

[TarJak]

STEED, Jimbuna and SailorSteve

[Randomizer]

had missed the orgy.

[TarJak]

However they arrived just

[Reece]

in time for the

[TarJak]

daily hosing down of

[Reece]

Randomizer and his filthy

[TarJak]

pigpen and bar. Randomizer

[Reece]

groveled through the stinking

[VonHesse]

mass of sweaty feet

[Reece]

and underwear only to

[Jimbuna]

witness the limousine hijacking

[Reece]

Jim from his home

[TarJak]

to Houston Airport where

[Reece]

He takes a flight

[Jimbuna]

from George Bush Airport

[TarJak]

to Parramatta Jail in

[Jimbuna]

the darkest deepest south

[Reece]

, there he meets a

[TarJak]

large hairy knuckle-dragging deckape

[Jimbuna]

sporting a hair lip

[TarJak]

named Francis. His penchant

[Randomizer]

for cinnamon buns was

[Jimbuna]

extremely worrying to some

[Reece]

But not Jim, he

[Randomizer]

protected his buns from

[Jimbuna]

the little blue pixie

[Reece]

who lovingly pinched them

[Jimbuna]

from the blind monk

[Randomizer]

wearing the see-through habit,

[Jimbuna]

he pinched from Randomizer

[Randomizer]

several butcher's aprons. Soon

[Jimbuna]

the pink fairy appeared

[Randomizer]

, surrounded by flaming cherubs

[Jimbuna]

dressed as little crabs

[mookiemookie]

but the cherubs saw

[Jimbuna]

Mark in his panties

[Randomizer]

and their eyes burned.

[Jimbuna]

As we sucked on

[TarJak]

cold stubbies of Fosters

[Randomizer]

and ate plates of

[Jimbuna]

liquid marinated kangaroo penis

[Randomizer]

, which are truly revolting.

[Reece]

However Jim ate 20

[Jimbuna]

plates of mince pies

[Reece]

containing marinated kangaroo penis,

[TarJak]

washed down with Fosters.

[HunterICX]

Jim then rushed to

[TarJak]

HunterICX's bed and jumped

[Jimbuna]

out of the window

[TarJak]

, HunterICX in his arms.

[HunterICX]

Falling down to their

[Jimbuna]

sand pit in the

[TarJak]

main bar of Toolshed.

[Jimbuna]

The deadliest dwarf known

[TarJak]

to womankind was named

[Reece]

"Mini Tart", she had a

[Jimbuna]

wart as big as

[Reece]

HunterICX's nose, it was

[Jimbuna]

the largst ever seen

[Reece]

and matched her disgusting

[Jimbuna]

appetite for sweaty knickers

[Reece]

! This is when TarJak

[Jimbuna]

had a sweaty idea

[Reece]

and decided to place

[Jimbuna]

a shrimp under the

[Sailor Steve]

queen's pillow. It was

[HunterICX]

Steve who found a

[Randomizer]

large, hairy spider in

[Jimbuna]

his boyfriends knicker elastic

[Sailor Steve]

ballistic trajectory tracking device.

[Randomizer]

Still, unbeknownst to the

[TarJak]

decapitated head of department

[Sailor Steve]

'X', his missing head

[TarJak]

had rolled under the

[Randomizer]

drunken circus elephant with

[Jimbuna]

some clean knicker elastic

[Reece]

until the elephant decided

[Jimbuna]

to buy a ticket

[Randomizer]

to the peanut gallery.

[Jimbuna]

He continued to post