The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

to his favourite boyfriend

[Jimbuna]

commonly known as Herr-Berbunch

[TarJak]

, whose favourite pizza was

[nikimcbee]

vegemite, sardines, kim-chi, and

[TarJak]

regurgitated fish guts, with

[nikimcbee]

a cupful of spotted :o


(had a math fail there)

[Jimbuna]

egg shells in custard

[nikimcbee]

from Tarjak's night of:o:o

[Jimbuna]

ecstacy with oxo cubes

[nikimcbee]

which he stole from

[Jimbuna]

a helium filled octopus

[nikimcbee]

that was in Reece's

[u crank]

playhouse. It was a

[BossMark]

rather poor turn out

[nikimcbee]

to the Wiggles convention

[BossMark]

which stared Reece and

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak. Crickey! exclaimed Reece

[u crank]

that uniform is snug

[Herr-Berbunch]

on you McBee, dance

[Jimbuna]

like a frog again

[USS Drum]

so that jim can

[u crank]

continue his photo collection

[Jimbuna]

of people performing crazily

[U570]

such as Mr. BossMark

[nikimcbee]

jumped naked on a

[Reece]

ship singing "In the

[U570]

Yellow Submarine" just like

[Reece]

In The Navy, then

[U570]

they continued to blow

[nikimcbee]

Reveille on Reece's bugle

Reece's danceline" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfCFU3Mqww

[Reece]

and Niki joined in

[U570]

as he was very

[BossMark]

happy because he was

[Reece]

dancing naked in front

[U570]

of Reece and a

[Reece]

contented U570 who also

[BossMark]

was dancing like a

[U570]

beautiful ballerina:O: fully clothed

[Gerald]

on such video sharing

[U570]

as Youtube and Google

[Reece]

wearing a beautiful tutu

[Jimbuna]

made from toilet paper

[BossMark]

which had been used

[Jimbuna]

more than ten times

[BossMark]

by TarJak who was

[Jimbuna]

full of verbal diorrhoea

[u crank]

and speaking very eloquently

[Reece]

that made U570 smell

[u crank]

no more. The ambulance

[Reece]

was dispatched because TarJak

[u crank]

slipped his giggling pin

[Reece]

and had to be

[nikimcbee]

a love monkey dressed

[Reece]

in arousing gear to

[U570]

arouse poor, poor ucrank

[Reece]

, and it worked, the

[U570]

monkey had brought some

[Jimbuna]

super strength viagra pills

[Reece]

for Jim, now he

[U570]

couldn't relax and this

[TarJak]

found his wood wouldn't

[Reece]

bend for any person

[Jimbuna]

he named it Chopper

[TarJak]

but it was a

[Jimbuna]

a very large trunk

[TarJak]

full of floppy junk

[U570]

which no one wanted

[TarJak]

shaken in their faces

[Jimbuna]

alongside a wet lettuce

[TarJak]

, his limp noodle was

[BossMark]

feeling rather sad, so

[Jimbuna]

soy sauce was added

[TarJak]

which perked it up

[Gerald]

is located at sea

[nikimcbee]

, whilst Clive the Geordie

[Jimbuna]

took along a hook

[BossMark]

to try and catch

[Jimbuna]

a very strange bug

[U570]

called the Drop Bear

[u crank]

whose antics were legendary

[U570]

and second to none

[nikimcbee]

of the Kiwis had

[U570]

no such animals and

[Reece]

declared this thread "weird"

[USS Drum]

, they where than banned

[Reece]

to the Buna dungeon

[Jimbuna]

for some theraputic stretching

[BossMark]

on the rack and

[Jimbuna]

a few quick lashes

[Reece]

until the rack broke

[Jimbuna]

the horizontal challenge record

[BossMark]

which was set by

[nikimcbee]

Bossmark's lover from Swansea

[Jimbuna]

in the deepest darkest

[U570]

place on Earth called

[Reece]

"The black hole" where

[BossMark]

all the nice people

[nikimcbee]

listen to Abba, and

[BossMark]

The Sex Pistols, along

[nikimcbee]

the highway to Hell

[Reece]

where you can enter

[Jimbuna]

the local public urinal

[U570]

which smells better than

[BossMark]

a dead rat in

[Jimbuna]

a cocoa bean factory

[TarJak]

full of dead rats

[Jimbuna]

and hairy camel toes

[TarJak]

covered in velour pants

[Jimbuna]

and yellow rubber wellingtons

[BossMark]

borrowed from Mcbee, who

[Jimbuna]

was a crippled dwarf

[BossMark]

from dwarf land, he

[U570]

bit peoples knees off

[Gerald]

people over 45 years

[BossMark]

and that made Reece

[U570]

very happy he wasn't

[Jimbuna]

quite in his seventies

[BossMark]

yet not far off

[Herr-Berbunch]

the Isle of Wight

[BossMark]

which is too far

[u crank]

if you can't swim

[Jimbuna]

without a rubber duck

[u crank]

or float your boat

[Jimbuna]

in half a glass

[u crank]

of tasty brown liquid

[BossMark]

called Newcastle Brown ale

[U570]

which was brewed in

[Jimbuna]

the most satisfying way

[BossMark]

and drunk by many

[u crank]

and retained by some

[Jimbuna]

people across the globe

[Reece]

vomit when drinking this

[BossMark]

drink called Fosters and

[Jimbuna]

praise the broon dog

[u crank]

.Many others drank Duff

[Rockstar]

the king of beers

[BossMark]

which is not so

[Jimbuna]

popular in Outer Mongolia

[Rockstar]

but #1 in Texas

[Jimbuna]

soccer stadiums on Mondays

[BossMark]

which are full of

[Jimbuna]

mad hairy cowboy imitators

[nikimcbee]

and Aussie Croc ranglers

[BossMark]

played by TarJak and

[u crank]

his slightly hammered sidekick

[BossMark]

Mcbee who was in

[Jimbuna]

the throes of childbirth

[BossMark]

with triplets and was

[U570]

thrown from his bed

[Reece]

when one of them

[Jimbuna]

decided upon bowel evacuation

[u crank]

.This ended the party

[Reece]

, the whole affair stank

[Jimbuna]

up to high heaven

[U570]

where everyone had blocked

[TarJak]

noses and aerated behinds

[u crank]

and a bad rash

[Reece]

requiring some large nappies

[Jimbuna]

and plenty of talc

[u crank]

and a larger pacifier

[Jimbuna]

than tale could tell

[nikimcbee]

Reece to stop crying

[Rockstar]

about the old hooker

[Jimbuna]

he was hooked on

[BossMark]

,everyday he would visit

[Jimbuna]

the boy scouts tent

[BossMark]

to take a look

[Jimbuna]

at the washing line

[BossMark]

which belongs to TarJak

[u crank]

strung with used nappies

[Jimbuna]

and half a pint

[TarJak]

of amber goodness sliding

[Rockstar]

down the crack of

[u crank]

his somewhat suspiciously sunburnt

[U570]

chest. This caused him

[Rockstar]

to rub more oil

[U570]

onto this exposed region

[u crank]

causing a worldwide shortage

[Reece]

of crude making Jim

[BossMark]

jealous so he went

[Reece]

to Iraq to find

[U570]

his long lost brother

[Reece]

TarJak but only found

[Jimbuna]

Reece wearing a bikini

[Reece]

that made Jim swoon

[Rockstar]

and realize he missed

[Jimbuna]

an opportunity to maintain

[TarJak]

velocity. Duplication of the

[Jimbuna]

thought process is dangerous

[TarJak]

when crossing railway lines

[nikimcbee]

on high heels. Reece

[Jimbuna]

preferred the youngest one

[BossMark]

and also the ugliest

[Jimbuna]

man wearing a kilt

[nikimcbee]

that would put out

[u crank]

to sea in his

[U570]

"lovely" kilted man skirt

[Reece]

, I was so happy

[Soviet Creeper]

that I ate horses

[Reece]

with BossMark but Niki

[nikimcbee]

marked his territory again

[U570]

on Soviet Creeper's house

[Reece]

leaving a yellow stain

[BossMark]

on the carpet and

[U570]

it ran down onto

[Jimbuna]

Reeces oval dinner plate

[TarJak]

which was inserted into

[Reece]

Jim's mouth! He then

[BossMark]

got rather drunk, and

[TarJak]

sang tory party anthems

[Reece]

in his underwear whilst

[TarJak]

hoisting the union flag

[Reece]

whilst drinking Fosters and

[Soviet Creeper]

then Saxton Hale appeared

[TarJak]

offering Jim a pie-floater

[Soviet Creeper]

and a vintage hat

[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[Soviet Creeper]

plate of solid diamonds

[nikimcbee]

stolen from Reece's posh

[Jimbuna]

black plastic bin liner

[BossMark]

which is always full

[Jimbuna]

of the usual crap

[Herr-Berbunch]

he'd bought from ebay

[Jimbuna]

with a dodgy credit

[BossMark]

card from TarJak who

[Jimbuna]

was a right spiv

[USS Drum]

because jim ate the

[U570]

prime minister's apple pie

[u crank]

without sharing with BossMark

[Reece]

who cried because he

[TarJak]

and Steed's marriage broke

[Reece]

up, it was a

[TarJak]

shame, because they were

[Reece]

such a handsome couple

[nikimcbee]

. Steed, Gordon,and Mugabe

[Reece]

made a pact to

[U570]

never tell their wives

[Reece]

of their shame and

[U570]

lies told by TarJak

[soopaman2]

lies told by TarJak

about the transexual encounter

[Jimbuna]

of the three bishops

[Reece]

when it was actually

[BossMark]

Mcbee who stole all

[Jimbuna]

the losing lottery tickets

[BossMark]

so that he could

[Jimbuna]

recycle the paper for

[U570]

making itchy toilet paper.

[Jimbuna]

When the floods came

[Reece]

so did the slimy

[u crank]

smelly, sticky, bubbly stuff