The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

, yes his middle one!!:oops:

[TarJak]

which was rolled each

[Spiced_Rum]

time Jake the Peg

[BossMark]

went looking for Reece

[Spiced_Rum]

with a willow bat

[BossMark]

so that he could

[TarJak]

tap him lightly into

[Spiced_Rum]

baggy green and pads

[Jimbuna]

see through fish tank

[Spiced_Rum]

without his rubber duck

[Reece]

splashing about like a

[BossMark]

fish out of water

[Jimbuna]

damaged chest of drawers

[Reece]

until finally Jim decided

[Jimbuna]

to have another beer

[nikimcbee]

and some Turkish delight:haha:

[Jimbuna]

from a belly dancer

[sidslotm]

who's belly button was

[Jimbuna]

was ready for pressing

[Spiced_Rum]

full of Eastern promise

[u crank]

under western skies and

[Reece]

southern stormy nights and

[TarJak]

Northern lights. Geopolitical pragmatism

[Reece]

, now in English please!!:yep:

[BossMark]

yes it makes more

[TarJak]

sense in Danish than

[Jimbuna]

it does in gibberish

[Spiced_Rum]

unlike double Dutch methinks.

[Jimbuna]

If at first you

[Spiced_Rum]

suck seed, suck cess

[Jimbuna]

pit juices every day

[Spiced_Rum]

to remove the taste

[Jimbuna]

of the double tongued

[Reece]

sicko who enjoyed it!!

[TarJak]

His slavering jaws masticated

[nikimcbee]

TarJak's Skype service, so

[BossMark]

much that that it

[Reece]

turned to sludge spewing

[TarJak]

from his bilge pump

[Reece]

, the oozing green slush

[Jimbuna]

emitted a strange aroma

[Spiced_Rum]

following Ghandi's revenge curry

[Jimbuna]

with a tikka jalfrezi

[Spiced_Rum]

and vindaloo needing ice

[Jimbuna]

skating monkeys as waiters

[Spiced_Rum]

and penguins as musicians

[Reece]

giving an atmosphere of

[BossMark]

a strange thing which

[TarJak]

delighted all the Subsim

[Jimbuna]

folk in evening attire

[Spiced_Rum]

of dressing-gowns and slippers

[Jimbuna]

plus a serving of

[Reece]

baked beans, causing people to

[u crank]

run for their lives

[TarJak]

and their wallets. Change

[BossMark]

was needed so Reece

[Reece]

cooked up a hot

[Jimbuna]

plot, a devious plan

[Spiced_Rum]

helping Sheila to make

[Jimbuna]

a spectacle of herself

[Spiced_Rum]

by talking far too

[Jimbuna]

much in the opticians

[Spiced_Rum]

getting new eyes fitted

[Jimbuna]

to her bikini top

[Spiced_Rum]

to watch where men

[Gerald]

was happy and drunk

[Spiced_Rum]

and giving big tips

[Jimbuna]

about the donkey derby

[Gerald]

in Chesterfield,there they

[Jimbuna]

go....and they're off!!

[Gerald]

Meanwhile in another direction

[Jimbuna]

the compass never fails

[Spiced_Rum]

in the foggy night

[Gerald]

close to the port

[Jimbuna]

of a full moon

[Spiced_Rum]

when the wolves howl

[Jimbuna]

and sheep get worried

[Spiced_Rum]

when lonely Shepherd roams

[Gerald]

at the close of

[Jimbuna]

a full days play

[Spiced_Rum]

needs a hearty meal

[Jimbuna]

or a slice of

[Spiced_Rum]

pie, beaver pie, yum.

[Gerald]

.This is not possible

[Jimbuna]

said the spam monster

[Gerald]

sitting on the bench

[Spiced_Rum]

frying spam, egg, and

[Jimbuna]

another slice of spam

[Spiced_Rum]

spam, spam and chips

[Jimbuna]

said the new entrant

[Spiced_Rum]

wearing a NOOB sign

[Gerald]

to Canada's wireless market

[Jimbuna]

in the gents lounge

[Spiced_Rum]

thinking aboot moose, eh?

[Jimbuna]

coming along quite nicely

[u crank]

then we all went

[Gerald]

and look forward to

[Jimbuna]

an end to this

[TarJak]

lollygagging, japery and shenanigans

[u crank]

that has caused great

[TarJak]

mirth, merriment and amusement

[BossMark]

with loads of beer

[Spiced_Rum]

pizza, nachos, and pies

[Jimbuna]

from the demon barber

[Spiced_Rum]

tweezing out nostril hairs

[Fubar2Niner]

and large inedible pies

[Jimbuna]

with a pickaxe handle

[Spiced_Rum]

blindfolded with his toes

[Jimbuna]

strapped to a snakes

[Spiced_Rum]

forked tongue, althlete's foot

[Jimbuna]

massage oil is soothing

[Spiced_Rum]

but tickles in between

[Fubar2Niner]

Mississippi and North Carolina

[Spiced_Rum]

and the Dakota twins

[Jimbuna]

were simply a hoax

[Spiced_Rum]

and not even related

[Jimbuna]

to the big foot

[Spiced_Rum]

who went ape whenever

[TarJak]

he drank spiced rum

[Spiced_Rum]

without coke and ice :arrgh!:

[The Enigma]

and even without rum

[TarJak]

they got rolling drunk

[Spiced_Rum]

and played sea shanties

[TarJak]

without tune on their

[BossMark]

bagpipes it sounded just

[u crank]

like an angry wallaby

[TarJak]

hopping mad at being

[Spiced_Rum]

woken from his slumber

[Jimbuna]

and warm cozy cell

[The Enigma]

feeling a bit groggy

[Spiced_Rum]

forgetting the previous night

[BossMark]

TarJak went for some

[Spiced_Rum]

reloads for his new

[Jimbuna]

fetish for fire crackers

[Spiced_Rum]

whiz bangs sparkle above

[Gerald]

that run smoothly on

[Spiced_Rum]

roller skates pulled by

[Jimbuna]

a team of snails

[Gerald]

and also, a racing

[Jimbuna]

pigeon with three heads

[Gerald]

and a iron stain

[Jimbuna]

on the right buttock

[Gerald]

above my front,on

[Spiced_Rum]

the white flying helmet

[Jimbuna]

of the flying tadpole

[Gerald]

, has taken to the

[Jimbuna]

centre of the tree

[Gerald]

close in the City

[Jimbuna]

next to the church

[Spiced_Rum]

with tall twisted spire

[Jimbuna]

pieces of boiled pasta

[The Enigma]

drenched with tomato sauce

[Spiced_Rum]

chilli flakes and spiced

[Jimbuna]

vindaloo on crisp bread

[The Enigma]

which made Spiced_Rum drool

[Spiced_Rum]

with delight at exotic

[TarJak]

sounding lowing of cows.

[Reece]

This rather kinky act

[Spiced_Rum]

increased the appetite for

[BossMark]

beer so Reece went

[Spiced_Rum]

hunting down a keg

[Jimbuna]

of Morgans Spiced Rum

[Spiced_Rum]

a pickaxe and funnel

[Jimbuna]

for the peppermint mixer

[TarJak]

to be flushed down

[Jimbuna]

the rear of a

[The Enigma]

.... Stop! That sounds like

[Jimbuna]

a rasping old jerker

[TarJak]

named Jim, whose dilapidated

[Reece]

old bones couldn't even

[BossMark]

shake as they are

[Spiced_Rum]

pushed wheelbarrow to shed

[Jimbuna]

on an hourly basis

[Spiced_Rum]

for a half of

[BossMark]

Newcastle Brown ale which

[TarJak]

which he regurgitated violently

[Jimbuna]

when comparing with Fosters

[Spiced_Rum]

unlike the Euro fizz

[Jimbuna]

from the other side

[Spiced_Rum]

in decedent litres not

[u crank]

up to Canadian standards

[BossMark]

which is ever so

[Spiced_Rum]

strong yet refreshingly cold

[TarJak]

wet and completely tasteless.

[Spiced_Rum]

Whereas Aussie beer is

[TarJak]

not Fosters nor warm.

[Jimbuna]

Ye old brown dog

[Spiced_Rum]

Jumpeth over the lazy

[Jimbuna]

cow many a time

[The Enigma]

like an old fox

[Jimbuna]

in a hen house

[Spiced_Rum]

like professor of cunning

[TarJak]

linguists using his tongue

[BossMark]

to lick all the

[Spiced_Rum]

chicken breasts and thighs

[Jimbuna]

on the roasting spit

[The Enigma]

experiencing a burning pain

[Spiced_Rum]

from tail on fire

[Jimbuna]

and two fried wings

[Spiced_Rum]

covered in hot sauce

[Jimbuna]

from the Heinz factory

[Spiced_Rum]

where baked beans are

[TarJak]

boiled and fried before

[Spiced_Rum]

being sucked clean before

[TarJak]

his very sparkly eyes.

[BossMark]

Which made Reece run

[Spiced_Rum]

Thinking aloud, he said:

[TarJak]

"Bugger!" This was followed

[Jimbuna]

by some garbled gibberish

[The Enigma]

small talk and loud

[Jimbuna]

banging of the drums

[BossMark]

from a rather odd

[Spiced_Rum]

pair of homemade bongos

[Jimbuna]

inherited from a hamster

[Spiced_Rum]

and elderberry smelling father

[Jimbuna]

of the twin towers

[Spiced_Rum]

above the coconut shells

[Jimbuna]

on the ice rink

[BossMark]

where TarJak was playing

[Spiced_Rum]

pin the donkey and

[Jimbuna]

run away very quickly

[TarJak]

. Subsim's most despicable character,

[Jimbuna]

the one and only

[u crank]

but never very lonely

[Jimbuna]

by todays modern standards

[The Enigma]

entered the radio room

[Jimbuna]

wearing a poker-dot bikini

[u crank]

with one piece missing

[Jimbuna]

from his jet powered

[Spiced_Rum]

two man pogo stick

[Jimbuna]

given to him from

[nikimcbee]

the sponsor's of tomorrow

[Jimbuna]

from the day before

[u crank]

yesterday. Now quite confused

[nikimcbee]

Steed stumbled into the

[Reece]

political arena casting a

[TarJak]

ghastly pallor over proceedings

[BossMark]

which went all over

[Jimbuna]

the public urinal walls

[TarJak]

in BossMark's front room

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum

[Spiced_Rum]

called the Labour Club

[Jimbuna]

for the mentally retarded

[Spiced_Rum]

fans of Ed Millipede

[Jimbuna]

and the spice boys

[Spiced_Rum]

douglas, harriet, sadiq, andy,

[u crank]

and other dubious characters

[Spiced_Rum]

lacking morals and ethics

[Reece]

like all Australian politicians

[BossMark]

are talking so much