The Four Word Story Game

[Reece]

oozing forth into Jim's

[U570]

nose. This led him

[Reece]

to extend his tongue

[U570]

and pick his nose

[TarJak]

with his big toe

[BossMark]

which was infected with

[Reece]

really bad toe jam

[U570]

and horrible athlete's foot

[Jimbuna]

from the local community

[TarJak]

Subsim gym sock. Flapping

[Jimbuna]

like a headless chicken

[TarJak]

is Reece's favourite pastime

[Jimbuna]

whilst in his creche

[Herr-Berbunch]

buddies just laughed at

[TarJak]

his jiggly bits, which

[BossMark]

hang down to his

[Jimbuna]

piggy in the middle

[BossMark]

which was rather small

[Jimbuna]

and pink in colour

[Herr-Berbunch]

and he showed all

[BossMark]

which was a big

[U570]

deal for him because

[u crank]

medical science couldn't help

[Reece]

reduce this massive thing!

[u crank]

His imagination has reached

[Reece]

new heights while photographing

[BossMark]

TarJak while playing at

[U570]

a legendary game of

[Reece]

marbles, however he often

[BossMark]

cheated to try and

[Reece]

beat Jim, failing that

[U570]

he would break his

[TarJak]

own record for staying

[Jimbuna]

absolutely stone cold sober

[U570]

for just five minutes

[TarJak]

more than Jimbuna. Repeal

[Jimbuna]

and create more derision

[BossMark]

which was very odd

[Reece]

considering TarJak always forced

[Herr-Berbunch]

his kids to eat

[Jimbuna]

what he had burned

[BossMark]

on the BBQ, so

[Jimbuna]

everyone simply ate crisps

[BossMark]

and pickled eggs with

[Jimbuna]

a side of fries

[U570]

which tasted delicious compared

[u crank]

to Reece's deep-fried sushi

[BossMark]

that tasted just like

[TarJak]

BossMark's gym sock soup.

[U570]

Reece's favourite people had

[Reece]

spanked U570 often with

[U570]

his own two hands

[Reece]

because it felt good

[u crank]

and he deserved it,

[Reece]

this made U570 cry

[Jimbuna]

so loud, everyone within

[u crank]

ten miles was laughing

[Rockstar]

at the small size

[Reece]

of it!! angered, he

[u crank]

sought advice from Jim

[Jimbuna]

the king of kings

[BossMark]

who thought better to

[Jimbuna]

run and fight another

[u crank]

octopus. His first encounter

[Jimbuna]

with a giant mammoth

[Reece]

was a total flop

[TarJak]

as the mammoth belly

[Rockstar]

was filled with jelly

[u crank]

and sometimes kinda smelly

[BossMark]

which TarJak found funny

[TarJak]

sitting on the dunny

[BossMark]

watching Reece playing with

[Jimbuna]

his latest battery operated

[TarJak]

camel toe analyser. Jimbuna's

[Jimbuna]

conscience was troubling him

[BossMark]

because the Toon lost

[Jimbuna]

but maintained premiership status

[nikimcbee]

of Reece's love life

[Jimbuna]

with an ugly chimpanzee

[u crank]

that broke it off

[nikimcbee]

when the monkey caught

[Reece]

Niki he pulverized him

[nikimcbee]

like the Barmy Army

[Reece]

and really enjoyed it.

[nikimcbee]

Meanwhile, the Indian Cricket

[Reece]

team decided to take

[nikimcbee]

England by storm. The

[TarJak]

loss humiliated Jim, BossMark

[Reece]

raised his finger signifying

[BossMark]

that all was not

[Jimbuna]

as it should be

[TarJak]

but because his flaccid

[Reece]

appendage he decided to

[TarJak]

flay himself with a

[Reece]

thick piece of rope

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from the circus

[Reece]

, after 20 minutes he

[Jimbuna]

tied an extra knot

[Rockstar]

restricting the flow of

[Jimbuna]

beer into the sewer

[Reece]

where Jim fell in

[nikimcbee]

the jabberwocky's mouth. He

[Jimbuna]

knocked out his teeth

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the bedside jar

[nikimcbee]

and applied the "Gel":haha:

[Jimbuna]

to the gummy monster

[BossMark]

then ran to the

[Jimbuna]

top of the class

[Reece]

next to BossMark who

[u crank]

was in detention for

[Reece]

picking his nose and

[Rockstar]

flicking boogers directly at

[BossMark]

teacher who was not

[Reece]

amused so he retaliated

[mattdizzlez28]

By giving the students

[Jimbuna]

a glass of monkey

[TarJak]

glands with putrid dingo

[U570]

bile and digestive juices

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Reece often craved

[Reece]

but Herr-Berbunch scoffed down

[Herr-Berbunch]

all the birthday cake

[BossMark]

Made by Mrs Reece

[Jimbuna]

and the ethnic commune

[nikimcbee]

curry establishments. Jim perked

[U570]

his chest pretty often

[Jimbuna]

whilst wearing his uniform

[Reece]

complete with pie stains

[Jimbuna]

won at great cost

[nikimcbee]

to his wallet and

[Reece]

mostly his pride that

[u crank]

some pie escaped his

[Reece]

uniform and hit his

[U570]

angry beard and made

[BossMark]

rather odd grunting noises

[Reece]

whilst snorting it up

[Jimbuna]

the left ear lobe

[Reece]

making a person want

[BossMark]

to vomit all the

[Jimbuna]

way to the bank

[TarJak]

tube station, where STEED

[nikimcbee]

became Jim's hairdresser. Steed

[Jimbuna]

was fond of wigs

[Herr-Berbunch]

and Jim had many

[Jimbuna]

plans in his mind

[Herr-Berbunch]

on which dresses matched

[Jimbuna]

the latest sadistic style

[Herr-Berbunch]

of make-up he wore!

[Jimbuna]

on a ball mounted

[BossMark]

beermat in which Jim

[Herr-Berbunch]

carefully balanced some prawns

[Jimbuna]

and more slices of

[Herr-Berbunch]

ham, but the tricky

[Jimbuna]

part was pulverising it

[BossMark]

with a large hammer

[Jimbuna]

borrowed from Thors mother

[U570]

and it was used

[BossMark]

to knock some sense

[Jimbuna]

into the village eedgit

[TarJak]

, BossMark, whose moronic activities

[BossMark]

included drinking beer and

[TarJak]

gargling liquefied underpants scrapings

[Jimbuna]

through a straw hat

[BossMark]

borrowed from Mcbee, he

[U570]

never wanted it back

[Jimbuna]

in a stained condition

[BossMark]

which made him rather

[Jimbuna]

attracted to the flies

[BossMark]

from TarJaks pet dog

[Jimbuna]

aptly named 'Justin' actually

[TarJak]

divulging the underpants fetish

[Herr-Berbunch]

inherited from Uncle McBee

[Jimbuna]

one dark lonely night

[Herr-Berbunch]

a young lady was

[BossMark]

was going to see

[Jimbuna]

a real pretty sight

[Reece]

, she saw Reece! Later

[u crank]

after the sex change

[USS Drum]

Jim was walking, while

[BossMark]

drinking a bottle of

[TarJak]

TCP and ice cold

[Jimbuna]

Caffreys in a large

[TarJak]

bedpan full of floating

[Jimbuna]

bottles of broon dog

[TarJak]

pooh which Jim lapped

[Reece]

up causing him to

[u crank]

walk sideways. His buddy

[USS Drum]

, u crank, was eating a

[BossMark]

very large piece of

[Rockstar]

the puzzle he found

[BossMark]

in the local sewer

[Reece]

served with lashings of

[U570]

lovely, juicy snail entrails

[BossMark]

and swilled down with

[Reece]

sewage juices, Mmmm, yummy!!:dead:

[U570]

This little concoction caused

[Rockstar]

the U.N. to issue

[u crank]

a stern warning to

[Reece]

others not to consume

[Jimbuna]

any offerings from Reece

[BossMark]

as it could be

[u crank]

tasty and possibly illegal

[Jimbuna]

to those with a

[USS Drum]

gun and a rock

[Jimbuna]

in a cotton handkerchief

[Rockstar]

strapped to an opossum

[U570]

along with an Irish

[u crank]

coffee and a pack

[Reece]

of rabid dogs that

[u crank]

did their business on

[Reece]

Jim's front lawn, he

[Rockstar]

grabbed his water cannon

[Reece]

and filled it with

[BossMark]

Newcastle Brown ale then

[Reece]

sprayed the stinky mess

[U570]

into his own ear.

[Jimbuna]

People often wonder why

[Rockstar]

he cant hear you

[BossMark]

and see you as

[TarJak]

his proctologist is the

[U570]

only man on holiday

[Rockstar]

while everyone else works

[Jimbuna]

on a wicked sense

[BossMark]

of humour and a

[Jimbuna]

greasy bag of chips

[U570]

which ruined his keyboard

[Jimbuna]

with the vinegar stain

[Rockstar]

but he didnt understand

[BossMark]

why this had to

[U570]

be such a problem

[Reece]

since he soaked it

[Jimbuna]

in an acid bath

[U570]

which dissolved his shirt

[Jimbuna]

and his new bra

[Reece]

exposing his naked bare

[Jimbuna]

gums and decaying teeth

[BossMark]

along with his bare

[Jimbuna]

buttocks filmed in 3D

[u crank]

and posted online at

[U570]

Bear Grylls' facebook page

[Reece]

, a film producer approached

[u crank]

with money and beer

[Rockstar]

but was robbed by

[Reece]

BossMark who was desperate

[BossMark]

for pint of beer:yep:

[Reece]

only it was really

[U570]

Bear Grylls' amber 'fluid'

[Reece]

, BossMark guzzled it down

[Jimbuna]

without a second thought

[Rockstar]

allowed Reece to partake

[Jimbuna]

in a rather erotic