The Four Word Story Game

[TarJak]

up for it again

[Jimbuna]

before the local magistrate

[Feuer Frei!]

enforced a curfew for

[Jimbuna]

loitering around public toilets

[Feuer Frei!]

. That is why Herr-Berbunch

[Reece]

fled the scene to

[Jimbuna]

expose himself another day

[Kaye T. Bai]

when the county sheriff

[Herr-Berbunch]

realised it was Reece!

[Rockstar]

Jimbuna chased the culprit

[Jimbuna]

all hell broke loose

[Rockstar]

when Reece's trousers fell

[Jimbuna]

into the creche playground

[nikimcbee]

. Officer Buna arrived at

[Herr-Berbunch]

the courthouse to testify

[nikimcbee]

that Reece was guilty:o

[Herr-Berbunch]

of crimes that included

[nikimcbee]

polygamy, molesting a dead

[Herr-Berbunch]

kangaroo, and a young

[Kaye T. Bai]

comatose child saw that

[nikimcbee]

Reece was placed in

[Reece]

charge of Mcbee's fate,

[nikimcbee]

which was to ban

[Reece]

him from sexual acts

[nikimcbee]

in the supermarket while

[Reece]

standing on your head

[Rockstar]

next to the vegetables

[Kaye T. Bai]

and human meat steaks

[Reece]

Then he decided to

[Kaye T. Bai]

stroke his wet, hard

[Reece]

boyfriend in such a

[nikimcbee]

fashion, that steam poured

[Reece]

from his ears and

[Feuer Frei!]

lightning bolts from his

[Reece]

backside, what a sight!!

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch decided it was

[Reece]

his thing so he

[nikimcbee]

proclaimed "I Love Gordon

[Reece]

with lusty passion", then

[TarJak]

searched for Thomas and

[Feuer Frei!]

found what he was

[TarJak]

steaming uphill towards Sodor

[Reece]

then rolled down and

[Feuer Frei!]

cascaded into the wall

[TarJak]

causing the Fat Controller

[Feuer Frei!]

to go ballistic which

[Herr-Berbunch]

was simply the end.

[nikimcbee]

Now Thomas and Percy

[Herr-Berbunch]

played with Reece's tiny

[Feuer Frei!]

budgy which was very

[nikimcbee]

shiney. The budgy chirpped

[Herr-Berbunch]

it's last once he'd

[Feuer Frei!]

had enough of Reece's

[Lord Justice]

Shocking state of affairs

[Jimbuna]

with the local preacher

[Kaye T. Bai]

who ate a dead

[Herr-Berbunch]

sparrow for a laugh

[Rockstar]

at the church potluck

[Herr-Berbunch]

gangbang where Reece's 'partner'

[Jimbuna]

was the bogey prize

[nikimcbee]

, but Reece's budgy still

[Jimbuna]

refused to sing aloud

[nikimcbee]

while Sir Topham Hat

[Reece]

kicked the bucket. Later

[nikimcbee]

the new conductor, Mr.

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch decided to go

[Jimbuna]

comando for you all

[Rockstar]

as Mrs. Hatt danced

[Reece]

for him in a

[nikimcbee]

pair of lederhosen and

[Reece]

this turned Herr-Berbunch on

[Feuer Frei!]

. The lederhosen were Herr-Berbunch's

[Reece]

favorite outfit, so naturally

[Feuer Frei!]

he wore them with

[Reece]

pride when dating Mcbee.

[Feuer Frei!]

The date went extremely

[Krauter]

well, Mcbee brought him

[Reece]

roses, chocolates and tickets

[nikimcbee]

Cirque du soleil "Buna".

[Herr-Berbunch]

McBee cheated with Rockstar

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch raged with jealousy

[Jimbuna]

and blew a gasket

[Reece]

a brawl started and

[Feuer Frei!]

Herr-Berbunch stormed out of the

[Herr-Berbunch]

leper colony leaving McBee

[Feuer Frei!]

to fend off Reece's

[TarJak]

Cyclone Yasi, which destoyed

[Feuer Frei!]

a palm tree and

[Reece]

an outhouse, before striking

[Feuer Frei!]

the lederhosen of Herr-Berbunch!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Fortunately it wiped clean! :D

[Feuer Frei!]

Meanwhile, the Ostrich farm

[Herr-Berbunch]

witnessed Feuer Frei!'s rampage

[Feuer Frei!]

, i was angry because the

[Herr-Berbunch]

gorgeous Reece dumped me.





Four words, not five :03:

[Feuer Frei!]

However this was fictitious

[Herr-Berbunch]

as he's not gorgeous

[Jimbuna]

but desperate to reach

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the sky in

[Jimbuna]

one thousand posts worth

[Herr-Berbunch]

of Feuer Frei!'s spamming

[Jimbuna]

with jellied eel syrup

[Feuer Frei!]

. The spamming was masterful

[Herr-Berbunch]

in it's childlike simplicity

[Feuer Frei!]

but all around cheered

[Herr-Berbunch]

up Mungo and his

[Feuer Frei!]

harem of pestering chimpanzees

[Jimbuna]

from Billy Smarts Circus

[Feuer Frei!]

. Reece entered the Strongman

[Herr-Berbunch]

after giving him rohypnol

[Jimbuna]

after giving him rohypnol

ROFLMAO :har:

from his hip flask

[TarJak]

of Jesus Juice and

[nikimcbee]

warm milk. Micheal Jackson

[Herr-Berbunch]

, AKA Reece, invited Strongman

[Jimbuna]

to his holy communion

[TarJak]

bed, where many children

[Jimbuna]

were hiding in fear

[TarJak]

and trepidation at Reece's

[Jimbuna]

lack of nursery rhyme

[nikimcbee]

, but the white glove

[Jimbuna]

fooled the local constabulary

[Reece]

until he realized that

[Jimbuna]

all midgets were small

[TarJak]

relative to his enormous

[Reece]

fist! Meanwhile Herr-Berbunch decided

[nikimcbee]

to buy the chihuahua

[Feuer Frei!]

a rubber bone which

[Kaye T. Bai]

boned your sister into

[Reece]

a drunken stupor, then

[Herr-Berbunch]

handed himself in to

[Jimbuna]

the local dog kennels

[Herr-Berbunch]

for some clean water

[Jimbuna]

and anti lice treatment

[Herr-Berbunch]

after kipping at Jim's

[Jimbuna]

family pet garden centre

[TarJak]

as Australia wins again

[Jimbuna]

and laments the Ashes

[Reece]

TarJak breaks down, crying

[Jimbuna]

in his kinder garden

[Reece]

such a sad sight

[TarJak]

watching Jimbuna crying in

[Jimbuna]

in fits of raptures

[TarJak]

caused by misused English

[Jimbuna]

but easily verified online

[Herr-Berbunch]

just submit bank details

[Jimbuna]

from TarJaks banking account

[Herr-Berbunch]

, but pesos no good,

[Jimbuna]

then simply withdraw gold

[Herr-Berbunch]

fillings from his teeth

[Jimbuna]

in the bedside glass

[Rockstar]

next to his Pamprin

[Jimbuna]

and pee stained pyjamas

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak sang: God save

[Reece]

the beer!! Jim just

[Herr-Berbunch]

girly-slapped him across the

[TarJak]

liver and slurped his

[Herr-Berbunch]

Chianti. Watching the TV

[TarJak]

the Hair Bear Bunch

[Herr-Berbunch]

had it's debut airing

[Reece]

and Mcbee watched intently

[Jimbuna]

through rose tinted glasses

[Herr-Berbunch]

before stripping down to

[Reece]

reveal the bare facts

[Herr-Berbunch]

about Reece and the






;)

[Reece]

stories about Herr-Berbunch, these





:03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

though are purely ficticious

[Jimbuna]

once you make it up

[Herr-Berbunch]

nobody believes you again

[Reece]

but this story is

[Rockstar]

a joke everyone can

[TarJak]

choke on when hearing

[krashkart]

another Rickroll-induced grumble

[Reece]

, so the moral is -

[TarJak]

immorality makes morale morally

[Reece]

moral to the immoral

[Jimbuna]

women we live with

[TarJak]

in the Vatican with

[Reece]

Nuns on the run

[Jimbuna]

from the randy Pope

[Herr-Berbunch]

who is accused of

[Jimbuna]

driving without road tax

[TarJak]

but with thumb tacks

[Jimbuna]

on his trouser belt

[TarJak]

. Satchel charges used by

[Jimbuna]

those cunning young schoolchildren

[Reece]

bent on doing naughty

[Rockstar]

on their field trip

[nikimcbee]

to the Wonka factory.

[Jimbuna]

Willy Wonka liked children

[nikimcbee]

, but not like Micheal

[TarJak]

McBee, whose particular predelictions

[nikimcbee]

had come to pass

[TarJak]

wind each time they

[nikimcbee]

watched the cricket match

[Jimbuna]

at the local creche

[Reece]

soiling his diapers and

[Jimbuna]

sucking on his dummy

[Reece]

, what a sad sight!

[TarJak]

Reece on his lap,

[Jimbuna]

pants around his ankles

[Reece]

then lashes out at

[Jimbuna]

the naked pixie chained

[TarJak]

to his flared trousers

[Jimbuna]

begging him in anticipation

[Feuer Frei!]

to relieve some tension.

[Reece]

TarJak stepped out for

[Herr-Berbunch]

a post coital cigarette

[Feuer Frei!]

, Herr-Berbunch joined him hastily,

[Herr-Berbunch]

SHE had been accommodating :yep:

[Jimbuna]

and dressed in drag

[Herr-Berbunch]

only to please Jim.

[Jimbuna]

Can anyone remember when

[Herr-Berbunch]

Herr-Berbunch last visited the

[Jimbuna]

shed in the garden

[Gerald]

.I make an exception

[Herr-Berbunch]

except the excerpt escaped

[Jimbuna]

so we become derailled

[Rockstar]

crashing into the unknown

[Jimbuna]

that only one understands

[Gerald]

in twilight zone's backyards

[Reece]

, there Vendor found a

[Jimbuna]

foreign book version update

[Reece]

so he burned it

[nikimcbee]

wie ein Auslander von

[Jimbuna]

swedish von translate gibberish

[Reece]

also called verbal diarrhea

[Herr-Berbunch]

or, more commonly, talking...

[Jimbuna]

a crock of sh!te

[Herr-Berbunch]

. Anyway, once Reece had

[Jimbuna]

finished tonging his hair

[TarJak]

he extracated himself from

[Jimbuna]

the clutches of TarJak

[TarJak]

's dog Jimbuna, whose derelict

[Feuer Frei!]

and tarnished nature bode

[Herr-Berbunch]

well for their relationship

[Feuer Frei!]

which was based purely

[Herr-Berbunch]

on rumpy pumpy, but

[TarJak]

on mutual contempt. Formaldahyde

[Feuer Frei!]

was used extensively for

[Herr-Berbunch]

aftershave in TarJak's house

[TarJak]

by HerrBerrbunch, which offended

[Herr-Berbunch]

TarJak's nasel cavities and

[Reece]

caused a booger to

[Herr-Berbunch]

slip slowly down his

[Jimbuna]

left hand trouser leg

[Feuer Frei!]

, lodging right behind the

[Herr-Berbunch]

back of his knee

[Rockstar]

lived a bearded gnome

[Reece]

, actually a flea that

[Rockstar]

ate magic nose goblins