The Four Word Story Game

[Tango589]

, big brassy buxom wenches

[nikimcbee]

who was Steed's love

[Tango589]

when smothered in gravy

[Aktungbby]

For the miserly pittance

[Fubar2Niner]

of two pitta bread

[Tango589]

and a chicken nugget

[Fubar2Niner]

of gold! "Bloody hell !",

[Aktungbby]

"My Sporran is empty"

[Fubar2Niner]

, exclaimed Joseph, perched upon

[Tango589]

a puddle of technicolour vomit

[Fubar2Niner]

luckily his fishing vessel

[Tango589]

was full of eels

[Jimbuna]

and pilchards soaked in

[Aktungbby]

Swamprat's leftover tar purée

[Jimbuna]

served in a bucket

[Aktungbby]

by gravitationally impaired garçôns:|\\

[Jimbuna]

suspended from meat hooks

[Tango589]

in the Czech butchers'

[Aktungbby]

Kranjska klobasa sausage locker

[Jimbuna]

fitted with the latest

[BossMark]

air bag, which looks

[Fubar2Niner]

like a large bratwurst

[Tango589]

and smell like doom

[Fubar2Niner]

7 - The BFG Returns !

[Jimbuna]

showing at all cinemas

[Fubar2Niner]

or rumour has it !

[Jimbuna]

. Time for a change

[Fubar2Niner]

cried the reverend Cameron :doh:

[jacobston]

as he tried on

[Fubar2Niner]

a new party policy,

[Jimbuna]

robbing the working class

[Fubar2Niner]

....."Wait.... That's not new",

[Jimbuna]

said the laughing gnome

[Fubar2Niner]

perched on his toadstool

[Jimbuna]

eating a fish pie

[Fubar2Niner]

from his pointed hat

[Tango589]

with copious lashings of

[Fubar2Niner]

Captain Morgan's Dark Rum

[jacobston]

horribly watered down by

[Aktungbby]

outdated Hamm's beer chasers

[Jimbuna]

previously used bilge cleaner

[Fubar2Niner]

whose name was Bilge

[Jimbuna]

the bilge cleaner extraordinaire

[BossMark]

who was that good

[Fubar2Niner]

knocking at the door?

[Jimbuna]

he was repeatedly ignored

[Tango589]

until the milkman called

[Fubar2Niner]

him Bernadette big boobs

[Tango589]

in low slung underwear

[Aktungbby]

with Victoria's Secret labels:O:

[jacobston]

(Shhhh! They're a secret!)

[Fubar2Niner]

not any more mate

[Tango589]

Kim Jong Un knows

[Jimbuna]

how tasty dogs are

[Fubar2Niner]

with a nice Chianti

[Jimbuna]

and a shovel of

[Fubar2Niner]

oooooh don't tempt me ;)

[Jimbuna]

said the one-eyed mouse

[Fubar2Niner]

to his friend tyrannosaurus

[Jimbuna]

the tick infested crab

[Tango589]

patrolling the deep sea

[Aktungbby]

in seven league boots

[u crank]

six bricks shy of

[Aktungbby]

a full kilo of

[Fubar2Niner]

mastodon dung. Life can

[u crank]

be found on Mars

[jacobston]

if Ninja Norman hosts

[Tango589]

'The Price is Right'

[jacobston]

while using one hand

[Tango589]

to ride a unicycle

[Jimbuna]

with a square wheel

[Fubar2Niner]

and a spiked saddle

[Tango589]

which is an extravegance

[Fubar2Niner]

and a slimming aid

[Tango589]

to the theatrically inclined

[jacobston]

or those who dig

[Tango589]

themselves in a hole

[Fubar2Niner]

. Avast there ye swabs

[Jimbuna]

cried the blind maiden

[jacobston]

as she manicured her

[Fubar2Niner]

dogs long toe nails

[Tango589]

with a petrol mower

[Fubar2Niner]

the seat throbbing between

[jacobston]

two hungover dingos, each

[Fubar2Niner]

each with a party

[Tango589]

of incontinent German nuns

[Fubar2Niner]

messy buggers them nuns

[jacobston]

: they never pick up

[Jimbuna]

what they leave behind

[Aktungbby]

PÄMPERED in their habits

[Jimbuna]

and hindered in their

[Aktungbby]

Vows of contrite chastity

[Fubar2Niner]

Chastity, a lovely girl

[Aktungbby]

,DEPENDS on your view

[Fubar2Niner]

from the bathroom window

[Rockstar]

Aktungbby happily exposed himself

[jacobston]

to the elephant's behind

[u crank]

which is not illegal

[jacobston]

in Mississippi, but it

[Aktungbby]

terrified 'lesser trunked' pachyderms

[u crank]

, a comedy of course

[Aktungbby]

As bulls Musth contend

[Fubar2Niner]

with less well endowed

[Aktungbby]

Confused great horned rhinoceros

[Jimbuna]

frolicking in pastry mix

[Tango589]

ideal for space muffins

[Jimbuna]

on extremely low budgets

[Fubar2Niner]

in small bird cages

[Jimbuna]

attached to faulty trapeze

[Tango589]

by used knicker elastic

[Fubar2Niner]

and bicycle inner tubes

[Jimbuna]

inflated with helium gas

[jacobston]

to make them go

[Fubar2Niner]

to hell and back

[Jimbuna]

quick as a flash

[Fubar2Niner]

by a dirty old

[Jimbuna]

country road leading nowhere

[Fubar2Niner]

made of yellow brick

[Tango589]

interesting, except for the

[jacobston]

old man telling stories

[Fubar2Niner]

about grey nasal hair

[Jimbuna]

about the old days

[BossMark]

which are about to

[Fubar2Niner]

play tiddlywinks with Napoleon

[Aktungbby]

Solo and Illya Kuryakin :doh:

[Jimbuna]

the girls from aunty

[Fubar2Niner]

Mables marbled marble collection

[jacobston]

(which has no marbles)

[Fubar2Niner]

just ginger jam jars

[Jimbuna]

full of garden snails

[Fubar2Niner]

secretly secreting sticky slime

[Jimbuna]

on the undersides of

[Tango589]

used underpants under umbrellas

[Fubar2Niner]

catching copious crunchy cowpats

[Jimbuna]

with slightly soiled sacks

[Aktungbby]

of Columbian Arabica beans

[jacobston]

picked from the finest

[Fubar2Niner]

lace lingerie lasciviously likened

[Aktungbby]

to Victoria's decaffeinated décolletage

[Fubar2Niner]

Well bugger me britches!

[Jimbuna]

said the dyslexic grasshopper

[Fubar2Niner]

and with a hop

[Jimbuna]

he found himself in

[jacobston]

Jim's smelly trousers, covered

[Jimbuna]

by many a maiden

[Fubar2Niner]

's unwashed and sordid

[Jimbuna]

set of silken attire

[Fubar2Niner]

with red piping and

[Rockstar]

leather spiked high heels.

[Jimbuna]

Now is the time

[U-15]

to end this crap :D

[Jimbuna]

and pull another pint

[U-15]

I agree with that

[Fubar2Niner]

bottoms up me hearties

[Jimbuna]

peace and goodwill everyone

[Fubar2Niner]

is it christmas already???

[U-15]

may your torpedoes never

[Jimbuna]

hit a full bottle

[U-15]

what a terrible thought

[Aktungbby]

Drowned with Pusser's MAI-TAIs:03:

[U-15]

What a rum do

[Fubar2Niner]

and a champagne don't

[Jimbuna]

that is the question

[Fubar2Niner]

always more questions than

[Jimbuna]

a woman on steroids

[Fubar2Niner]

a daunting sight indeed

[U-15]

that's my bulging waistline

[Aktungbby]

hence eyes wide shut

[U-15]

as he rides bicycle

[Fubar2Niner]

clips side saddle..... nice

[U-15]

into Valley of Death

[Fubar2Niner]

astride his glove puppet

[U-15]

with no strings attached

[Rockstar]

he flew his kite

[U-15]

with a following wind

[u crank]

in the out door

[jacobston]

of the beer store

[Jimbuna]

next to the sewer

[Fubar2Niner]

where the Hebegeebees live

[jacobston]

along with their tiny

[Jimbuna]

ginger haired weeble friends

[U-15]

oh, the Scottish Nationalists

[Fubar2Niner]

and their furry sporans

[U-15]

protecting their political ambitions

[Fubar2Niner]

from egotistic bagpipe players

[Tango589]

and purveyors of nonsense

[Aktungbby]

With garlicky gaelic breaths

[Fubar2Niner]

they keep vampires away

[U-15]

from the Islay distilleries

[Fubar2Niner]

and the Isley Brothers

[U-15]

on a different note

[Fubar2Niner]

Chaka Khan occasionally can't

[U-15]

Can Willy Wonker wonk :o

[Fubar2Niner]

Only with one hand !!

[U-15]

near the knuckle that :woot:

[Fubar2Niner]

close but no cigar ;)

[U-15]

Only a pipe dream

[BossMark]

will solve the puzzle

[Fubar2Niner]

of Camerons' pea brain

[Jimbuna]

attitude toward the poor

[U-15]

let them eat cake

[Jimbuna]

when it becomes mouldy

[Fubar2Niner]

they are only peasants

[U-15]

scratching a humble living

[Fubar2Niner]

like locusts they plague

[U-15]

towards the promised land

[Fubar2Niner]

of Camerons utopian dream

[U-15]

Strongarm Keg Bitter 4%

[Rockstar]

moose piss mixed with

[U-15]

Black Country pork faggotts

[Jimbuna]

and a helping of

[U-15]

prunes and runny custard

[Jimbuna]

salvaged from the sty

[Fubar2Niner]

who loved me. Later

[Jimbuna]

James Bond broke wind

[Fubar2Niner]

and was pleased, however

[nikimcbee]

Jim summoned Loki's powers

[Tango589]

to eradicate treacle sponge

[Fubar2Niner]

jam went wild, custard

[U-15]

a yellow flying cloud

[Fubar2Niner]

of rich creamy goodness

[BossMark]

spouting all over the

[Fubar2Niner]

pages of the Independent

[Jimbuna]

man wearing a skirt

[Fubar2Niner]

and a suspender belt

[Jimbuna]

keeping his socks up

[U-15]

as far as his

[Tango589]

two-wheeled unicycle went

[U-15]

towards the circus tent

[Fubar2Niner]

of very small molecules

[nikimcbee]

of bacon, ham, and

[U-15]

consisting mainly of pinkish

[Fubar2Niner]

jelly covered in custard

[U-15]

lumpy custard makes me

[Fubar2Niner]

want my old whisk

[U-15]

electric or hand variety

[Fubar2Niner]

all whisks are welcome

[U-15]

I prefer to use

[jacobston]

a two-stroke, four

[Fubar2Niner]

Mrs Marples marvellous Magimix

[U-15]

Alliterations are always acceptable

[Jimbuna]

in the nut house

[U-15]

I'm trying to escape

[nikimcbee]

the robo drone following:/\\k:

[Jimbuna]

from an extremely high

[U-15]

set of Lego bricks

[Jimbuna]

attached to a narrow

[U-15]

piece of knicker elastic

[Jimbuna]

detached from a tattered

[u crank]

brolly. It never rains