The Four Word Story Game

[nikimcbee]

for a small snack

[Jimbuna]

before his lunch cooked

[nikimcbee]

:Tandoori chicken, chutney, naan

(Just for Jim)
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[Jimbuna]

served in half a

[nikimcbee]

coconut. Jim picked up

[Herr-Berbunch]

a ladyboy in Thailand

[Jimbuna]

to send to TarJak

[BossMark]

who was waiting to

[Jimbuna]

catch the next bus

[nikimcbee]

to Finland via the

[u crank]

Ferret express. Movies shown

[Jimbuna]

include certain drag photos

[U570]

taken by a certain

[Jimbuna]

type of photo freak

[soopaman2]

Who liked to crossdress

[nikimcbee]

, but who is Bosmark

[1480]

strange man with a

[Jimbuna]

wart on his nose

[TarJak]

and acne scars on

[Jimbuna]

the end of his

[Herr-Berbunch]

dickie-bow, that he wore

[BossMark]

around his large buttocks

[nikimcbee]

. Tarjak's love of the

[soopaman2]

ugly Brazilian hookers who

[Jimbuna]

fed on carnal knowledge

[Fubar2Niner]

and Heinz Baked Beans

[BossMark]

which caused bad wind

[Herr-Berbunch]

borrowed some money from

[Jimbuna]

a tight fisted mongrel

[BossMark]

called Jock who was

[Herr-Berbunch]

really from Leeds near

[Fubar2Niner]

Mordor, east of Gondor

[Jimbuna]

along the valleys edge

[nikimcbee]

of Happy Valley. The

[Jimbuna]

eedjit in the tree

[Fubar2Niner]

, Cheshire Cat, watched Alice

[Jimbuna]

in the bath tub

[Fubar2Niner]

playing with her loofer

[Jimbuna]

and a jock strap

[soopaman2]

, and a bondage collar

[Jimbuna]

attached to the soap

[1480]

dispenser. Meanwhile back in

[BossMark]

the pub all was

[Jimbuna]

shrouded in deep mystery

[Fubar2Niner]

,the bitter was off !!!

[TarJak]

But the ale was

[Jimbuna]

still in the pump

[Fubar2Niner]

, the pipes were blocked :wah:

[Jimbuna]

the barmaid was hot

[BossMark]

for BossMark to take

[Jimbuna]

his red lipstick off

[Fubar2Niner]

inflatable bra was bust !

[Jimbuna]

. There once was a

[BossMark]

very drunk Yorkshireman who

[Jimbuna]

never bought a pint

[Herr-Berbunch]

went to the bookies

[Fubar2Niner]

but always lost his

[Jimbuna]

or offered a prayer

[BossMark]

to the bookie god

[Herr-Berbunch]

for two double-post odds

[Jimbuna]

and a slice of

[nikimcbee]

naan bread with tandoori

[Jimbuna]

worms and cockroach eggs

[U570]

laced with some pepper

[Jimbuna]

and a soy sauce

[nikimcbee]

caused Bossmark to dance

[1480]

the dirty sanchez at

[BossMark]

the local brothel which

[1480]

made him feel very,

[nikimcbee]

very, very, very, queasy

[TarJak]

due to the guacamole

[Jimbuna]

sandwich in his handbag

[Fubar2Niner]

which was attracting flies

[Jimbuna]

away from the sewer

[TarJak]

pipes where Bossmark lurked

[Jimbuna]

wearing a flashers mac

[BossMark]

borrowed from TarJaks collection

[Jimbuna]

of yorkshires flashman collection

[nikimcbee]

of West Denton hooligans

[Jimbuna]

in pink elephant costumes

[1480]

circa 1920, Brisbane Australia

[TarJak]

. Correspondence will not be

[Jimbuna]

entered into unless verified

[Fubar2Niner]

with a parents note

[Jimbuna]

excusing the application of

[BossMark]

a job at the

[Jimbuna]

bob a job week

[U570]

where he was rejected

[Jimbuna]

for being terribly ugly

[Gerald]

,which was not uncommon

[BossMark]

in the deepest darkest

[Jimbuna]

lavatory in the world

[Fubar2Niner]

. "I fear I'm lost !!!"

[Jimbuna]

said the wise owl

[BossMark]

to TarJak who was

[eddie]

gazing at Kates pictures

[Fubar2Niner]

much to everyone's disgust

[Jimbuna]

a keen feather twitcher

[U570]

, he realised they were

[Gerald]

authentic and inviting beautiful

[BossMark]

so much that he

[Jimbuna]

began hand rearing them

[Gerald]

in a good way

[Jimbuna]

from the local asylum

[TarJak]

located behind Jim's collection

[BossMark]

of hardcore porn mags

[TarJak]

borrowed from BossMark's famous

[Jimbuna]

emporium beside Elland Road

[Gerald]

and the stunning Yorkshire

[BossMark]

cricket team beating Durham

[Jimbuna]

with a baseball bat

[Gerald]

,Oh yeah, oh yeah,

[nikimcbee]

vendor's back from the

[Jimbuna]

fish and chip shop

[nikimcbee]

where he purchased a

[Gerald]

a piece of land

[Jimbuna]

bottle of barley water

[Herr-Berbunch]

and ran off without

[BossMark]

paying BossMark who chased

[Jimbuna]

the myth of the

[nikimcbee]

hairless spotted bigfoot located

[Jimbuna]

in a shoe box

[nikimcbee]

next to Jimmy Hoffa

[Jimbuna]

from the dance club

[BossMark]

which was set in

[Jimbuna]

a very weird location

[Gerald]

close to West Derby

[Fubar2Niner]

opposite East Derby, Mozambique

[Jimbuna]

where the spambot resides

[Fubar2Niner]

eggs, beans and spam ?

[Jimbuna]

only in someones mind

[BossMark]

so that it can

[U570]

be 'solved' with C4.

[Jimbuna]

Once upon a time

[Fubar2Niner]

there was a big

[Jimbuna]

hole in a wall

[BossMark]

which TarJak made because

[Jimbuna]

he also had a

[U570]

wad of C4 from

[Fubar2Niner]

Toys 'R' Us. He

[Admiral8Q]

created a weapon of

[Fubar2Niner]

unimaginable power..... The blancmange,

[Jimbuna]

blew your teeth out

[Fubar2Niner]

. The dentist rubbed his

[Jimbuna]

hands in joyful glee

[Fubar2Niner]

"Nurse........ Gargantuan pliers please !!!!!!!!!"

[Jimbuna]

time for some fun

[Gerald]

.Friends are important elements

[Fubar2Niner]

when playing kiss chase !

[Jimbuna]

with the local vicar

[TarJak]

of Dibley, whose enormous

[Jimbuna]

bottom resembled barrage balloons

[TarJak]

being assaulted by elephantine

[BossMark]

in church, the vicar

[Jimbuna]

paid for the pizza

[Fubar2Niner]

whose toppings were EENnoormouse !!!!!!!

[Gerald]

The Abu Simbel temple

[Jimbuna]

and really quite large

[Gerald]

and parts of it

[Fubar2Niner]

were microscopic in comparison

[Jimbuna]

with the smaller parts

[Fubar2Niner]

came very small instructions

[Gerald]

to help simplify those

[Fubar2Niner]

who had hearing difficulties

[Gerald]

the problem has increased

[Fubar2Niner]

since the invention of

[Gerald]

laptops and some electric

[Jimbuna]

the first submarine simulation

[Gerald]

Submarine Commander of 1982

[Jimbuna]

with a terrible habit

[nikimcbee]

of going to commercial

[Jimbuna]

tv channels in Urdu

[nikimcbee]

Gaelic, Finnish, Hungarian and

[Gerald]

we are almost done

[Jimbuna]

a spattering of gibberish

[Gerald]

based on this font!

[Fubar2Niner]

LOUDER, than most fonts

[Gerald]

that work nicely, include

[TarJak]

grammatically correct, four word

[Jimbuna]

statements of grammatical correctness

[Gerald]

grammatical statements, represent para-linguistic

[Jimbuna]

gibberish to the majority

[Gerald]

you are familiar,ok!

[BossMark]

so what happened next

[Jimbuna]

got absolutely no idea

[Gerald]

what this sign is

[Jimbuna]

actually trying to portray

[Gerald]

the image that he

[Jimbuna]

portrays on the can

[Gerald]

seem impossible. But actually,

[Fubar2Niner]

they are ridiculously simple!

[Gerald]

And they look great

[BossMark]

in the local pub

[Gerald]

, owner calls drinking out

[Jimbuna]

often frequented by BossMark

[Gerald]

and his team Leeds

[Jimbuna]

United Ladies Football Club

[Gerald]

Boss Mark, looking with different

[Jimbuna]

sets of worldly ideals

[Gerald]

in the mind of

[Jimbuna]

someone really quite insane

[nikimcbee]

form of necrophilia. The

[Jimbuna]

obvious choice would be

[Gerald]

an elder statesman like

[Jimbuna]

that Swedish guy Assange

[Gerald]

I break him down

[Jimbuna]

then tie him up

[Gerald]

He is acquitted, yes!

[Jimbuna]

It was time for

[nikimcbee]

the sausage fest at

[Jimbuna]

the eedjits country residence

[nikimcbee]

next door to Steed's

[Jimbuna]

where everything gibberish ruled

[Gerald]

known as is allibi

[Herr-Berbunch]

, or Jessica to friends,

[Jimbuna]

of the rabid beast

[BossMark]

and as mad as

[Gerald]

rabbits lyrics are performed

[Jimbuna]

the mad hatter himself

[Gerald]

has brainwashed Alice and

[Jimbuna]

so it goes on

[Gerald]

, is a quote that

[Jimbuna]

goes on and on

[Gerald]

until words are end!

[Jimbuna]

at the very end

[Gerald]

of the season apple

[TarJak]

scrumpy, which causes drunken

[Jimbuna]

scrumpy, which causes drunken

nice talkin to ya :sunny:

[Gerald]

,The Story of Jazz!

[Jimbuna]

when the time came

[Gerald]

we must be humble

[BossMark]

pie and eat it

[Jimbuna]

like a slice of

[Gerald]

cherry, blueberry and peach

[Jimbuna]

inside a cuckoo clock

[Gerald]

with a music box

[Jimbuna]

on a soap rope

[Gerald]

,so they cant be

[Jimbuna]

sitting around all day

[Gerald]

7 hours and then

[Jimbuna]

back to normality hopefully

[Fubar2Niner]

with thumbscrews and hatchet

[Gerald]

designed to accept either

[Fubar2Niner]

opposable thumbs or heads

[Gerald]

,shared by many primates

[Jimbuna]

on fake gold coins

[Gerald]

,no matter the status

[Jimbuna]

of the criminal mind

[Gerald]

that sits behind bars

[Jimbuna]

in the local asylum