The Four Word Story Game

[krashkart]

hunted for wild jackalope

[Reece]

but found TarJak instead,

[TarJak]

sniping using his .50cal

[Reece]

ouch!! there goes Herr-Berbunch

[TarJak]

a pink cloud exploding

[Reece]

what a gay sight

[Jimbuna]

there was in Brighton

[nikimcbee]

bacon, bacon, and more

[Jimbuna]

pork for the guys

[CCIP]

and ham for ladies

[nikimcbee]

, but for the Buna

[CCIP]

it was the sausage

[Jimbuna]

and mash with gravy

[nikimcbee]

and banana pudding made

[Jimbuna]

him enjoy the BBQ

[TarJak]

less than his funeral

[Gerald]

what are the options

[Jimbuna]

the prodigal son returns

[Gerald]

they are very good

[TarJak]

at repositioning their genitalia

[Gerald]

attention is the key

[TarJak]

to comfort when expectations

[krashkart]

exceed reality, hence implants

[Gerald]

should be placed in

[TarJak]

your ears to alleviate

[krashkart]

slow agonizing death from

[nikimcbee]

watching the vikings game

[krashkart]

without bratwursts and beer



Oh, the unholiness of that sentence.... *shudder* :dead:

[nikimcbee]

and thick sliced bacon

[TarJak]

invading your TV viewing

[Jimbuna]

when Neighbours is on

[TarJak]

your toilet seat. Delapidated

[Gerald]

remnants on it in

[Jimbuna]

a foreign kinda way

[Herr-Berbunch]

, which is racist slur,

[Jimbuna]

better than a smiley

[Herr-Berbunch]

wolf any day, although

[Gerald]

not all the opinions

[Herr-Berbunch]

of squirrels are heard

[Gerald]

many would like to

[Herr-Berbunch]

simply go nuts, but

[Jimbuna]

some are already there

[Gerald]

there is always room

[Jimbuna]

for one more post

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the goalmouth of

[Gerald]

ice hockey that is

[Jimbuna]

the largest ice rink

[Gerald]

are in Kazakhstan so

[Reece]

put that in your

[yubba]

pipe and smoke it

[nikimcbee]

. All this bad grammar

[Lionclaw]

is frying my brain

[TarJak]

with garlic and white

[Herr-Berbunch]

doves are released by

[TarJak]

the trapped odours emenating

[Jimbuna]

from said terrible grammar

[TarJak]

nazis persecuting poor grammatical

[krashkart]

nazification of proper grammar

[Reece]

and who gives a

[krashkart]

ferrets behind about punctuation?

[Gerald]

are symbols that indicate

[Rockstar]

suffering from ebullient oppression

[krashkart]

under the supervision of

[Reece]

Vendors excellent grammar school

[krashkart]

for fully upright primates

[Gerald]

could be fully straightened

[krashkart]

with large Vise-Grips

[Gerald]

Long Nose Locking Pliers

[Rockstar]

and bananas laced with

[Herr-Berbunch]

string from TarJak's belt

[Rockstar]

less popular than Orion's

[TarJak]

hamburgers. Less edifying are

[Rockstar]

four word story games

[Reece]

than bent bananas or

[krashkart]

polska kielbasa on sauerkraut

[Reece]

or tuna with cream

[Flaxpants]

. I'm super-horny said

[Reece]

Flaxpants to Vendor whilst

[Flaxpants]

Reece removed his stockings

[Reece]

for Flaxpants to sniff

[Flaxpants]

. "They smell like old

[Gerald]

"Down under" toilet paper

[THE_MASK]

which Flaxpants had stuffed

[TarJak]

into his ears for

[Gerald]

investigation and research on

[Herr-Berbunch]

how kinky Flaxpants found

[Reece]

himself in the mirror,

[Gerald]

is not lying so

[Herr-Berbunch]

his legs are tiring

[Gerald]

grow bored or impatient

[Herr-Berbunch]

of waiting for the

[Gerald]

moment of truth when

[Herr-Berbunch]

, finally, Reece declares his

[Gerald]

love of sheep shearing

[Reece]

and poking fun at

[TarJak]

Kiwi's pronunciation of sharing

[Reece]

a pair of Wellington-boots

[krashkart]

as opposed to Reeboks

[Flaxpants]

which fall apart quickly

[TarJak]

when chewed by Reece

[Reece]

and TarJak whilst watching

[Gerald]

when society has a

[Lionclaw]

break from real life

[TarJak]

of Riley. Zombies rise

[Gerald]

In the walking dead

[Herr-Berbunch]

is a rubbish song

[Reece]

about garbo burial sites

[Rockstar]

where worms thrive on

[Reece]

festered wounds of rotting

[Herr-Berbunch]

tomatoes, peppers and pieces

[TarJak]

of eight, pieces of

[Gerald]

miller dollars were coins

[krashkart]

minted in Vendor's arse

[Herr-Berbunch]

and spoke highly of

[Gerald]

krashkart, then breaks down

[krashkart]

his surplus camp tent

[Gerald]

with survival gear for

[Lionclaw]

living in urban enviroments

[Reece]

where Krashkart uses Vendors

[Gerald]

knowledge to be able

[krashkart]

to chop fresh broccoli

[Jimbuna]

with his nasal hair

[Herr-Berbunch]

without sneezing, unlike that

[Gerald]

which prevents unwanted particles

[Herr-Berbunch]

of physicists travelling faster

[Jimbuna]

than the speed of

[Gerald]

light of the friendly

[Jimbuna]

troll making no sense

[Gerald]

, but in the imagination

[Herr-Berbunch]

it doesn't get any

[Gerald]

information about the error

[krashkart]

that CRASHED the MAINFRAME!! :damn:

[Gerald]

but flexibility is necessary

[krashkart]

for redheads in Vendor's

[Jimbuna]

land of perverted wisdom

[Herr-Berbunch]

but the blondes have

[krashkart]

nothing on, literally nothing. :D

[Gerald]

but may suit some

[Jimbuna]

nothing on, literally nothing. :D

*Full stop...new sentence*

There used to be

[Gerald]

a roof here because

[Herr-Berbunch]

we didn't like drips

[Jimbuna]

popping in and out

[krashkart]

like loose eyeballs... yuck! :huh:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nor did we like

[Gerald]

have open borders so

[Herr-Berbunch]

Swedes could wander aimlessly

[Gerald]

the native-born Swedes?

[Herr-Berbunch]

All of them, they

[Gerald]

are practical, intellectual, smart

[Herr-Berbunch]

but butt ugly and

[Gerald]

nice to other people

[nikimcbee]

except for those Finns.

[Herr-Berbunch]

They are perverted little

[nikimcbee]

ferets, who drink too

[Gerald]

occasionally but do not

[nikimcbee]

go to church because

[Gerald]

they play games retailer

[Reece]

and persist talking garbage

[Gerald]

and it can spread

[nikimcbee]

like liverwurst on a

[krashkart]

really soupy sloppy joe

[Reece]

covered with obnoxious obscenities

[TarJak]

like 'ken cnut b'stard

[Reece]

, after the initial shock

[TarJak]

died down, Reece contemplated

[Herr-Berbunch]

life with two hookers

[Jimbuna]

of his own gender

[Herr-Berbunch]

which Jim photographed wearing

[Jimbuna]

his latest Knights Cross

[Reece]

. Jim, the leading hooker,

[TarJak]

packed in the scrum

[Herr-Berbunch]

so tightly into his

[Jimbuna]

fist full of dollars

[Gerald]

money came from a

[Herr-Berbunch]

kiddies piggy bank robbery

[Jimbuna]

down at the creche

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst it was closed







Phew, got us out of that one...!

[Jimbuna]

for the summer holidays

[Herr-Berbunch]

Vendor travelled the world

[Reece]

with Herr-Berbunch to find

[Herr-Berbunch]

Herr-Berbunch's buxom scantily-clad WOMAN



TGF hyphens :D

[Gerald]

half-clothed girl revealed

[Jimbuna]

the beast of mogador

[Reece]

Herr-Berbunch's love of life

[Gerald]

She came close to

[Herr-Berbunch]

begging, pleading for sex







:D

[Gerald]

suddenly came running Reece

[Herr-Berbunch]

through Vendor's dirty mind







Sorry Vendor, you seem to be being picked on :O:

[Gerald]

but Mr-Berbunch define their


Note:revenge is always sweet, :cool:

[TarJak]

tryst with kisses and

[Gerald]

meeting of two lovers

[krashkart]

on the poop deck

[Gerald]

a deck where they

[TarJak]

translate gibberish into english

[krashkart]

using Google translate, thus

[Gerald]

“nonsensical talk” May have

[TarJak]

meanings of the previous

[Gerald]

outsourcing of translations for

[TarJak]

the post above. Momentum

[Gerald]

is sometimes referred to

[TarJak]

by people unwittingly apeing

[Gerald]

each other It's base,

[Reece]

makes you think twice

[Gerald]

about meeting someone on

[Reece]

a dark street corner

[TarJak]

of Mars Bar, Adelaide

[Reece]

, flexing a limp wrist

[TarJak]

Reece pulled another boyfriend

[Rockstar]

as Vendor was about

[Reece]

to take TarJaks hand

[TarJak]

bag from Jimbuna's rear

[Reece]

to have a perv

[Gerald]

uvian Pufferfish for dinner

[Reece]

Mmm, Nom Nom, yummy!

[Gerald]

says the proud sailor

[TarJak]

's parrot sitting on his

[Gerald]

nose and look at

[Herr-Berbunch]

the fun-bags on that

[Gerald]

large breasts that are

[Herr-Berbunch]

dangling over Vendor's belly

[Gerald]

Reece came to the

[Herr-Berbunch]

theatre to implant Vendor

[Jimbuna]

with yet more spam

[Reece]

and Vendor loves spam

[Gerald]

which favored some of


Reece, you did prior to my post :O:

[Jimbuna]

and Vendor loves spam

more than single smilies

[Gerald]

Herr-Berbunch Like the news

[Reece]

of all this crap

[Gerald]

who are in Sydney

[Jimbuna]

trying to translate gibberish

[Gerald]

is not always easy

[Jimbuna]

for nuns knicker elastic

[Gerald]

and aside from playing

[Jimbuna]

intently with gabriels horn

[Gerald]

can be filled up

[Jimbuna]

with some liquorice allsorts

[Gerald]

consist of a variety

[Reece]

of toe jam, pus,

[TarJak]

of incomprehensible jargon. Seratonin

[krashkart]

imbalance promotes hairy knuckles

[Gerald]

over and kiss your

[Reece]

hairy palms before proceeding

[krashkart]

hopscotch with inebriated wildebeest

[Gerald]

infinite polyploidy groin frontal

[Ships-R-Us]

sloth just drooling for your

[Reece]

really fatty porker leftovers

[krashkart]

, all while juggling infants. :o

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't drop them shouted

[Reece]

Vendor with mouth full

[Herr-Berbunch]

of sheep's balls, raw