The Four Word Story Game

[BossMark]

fish and curry sauce

[TarJak]

made from old tyres

[Reece]

and reclaimed sump oil

[Herr-Berbunch]

from TarJak's midnight snack

[Reece]

a pie-floater with cream

[BossMark]

and strawberry's with a

[Reece]

sardine on top, this

[Herr-Berbunch]

delight was just starters

[Gerald]

,offers you this rare

[BossMark]

and very nice occasion

[Jimbuna]

for the dumplings coronation

[Gerald]

which, Dalglish believes the

[Jimbuna]

likes of carrol prefer

[Gerald]

Alan Pardew,for gold

[Jimbuna]

nuggets pinched from peasants

[Gerald]

,style mix eggs with

[Jimbuna]

a nice spicy omelette

[TarJak]

topped with brown ale

[Reece]

and pure alcohol, then

[Stealhead]

mashed up and served

[TarJak]

to Jimbuna in drag

[Snestorm]

for a Mother's Day

[Jimbuna]

present from an admirer

[BossMark]

which was very kind

[danasan]

and to offer him

[BossMark]

something which cant refuse

[Jimbuna]

a bottle of beer?

[Feuer Frei!]

The beer wasn't the

[Jimbuna]

best in the world

[Feuer Frei!]

but it was acceptable

[BossMark]

so he still drank

[Feuer Frei!]

the carton and in

[danasan]

a couple of minutes

[TarJak]

regurgitated the lot on

[BossMark]

the floor so he

[Feuer Frei!]

passed out and immediately

[BossMark]

fell into a drunken

[Jimbuna]

crowd singing welsh hymns

[BossMark]

which made our ears

[Jimbuna]

look like a Vulcans

[BossMark]

which is very embarrassing

[Reece]

to many except Spock

[BossMark]

so he wasn't all

[Jimbuna]

big ears after all

[TarJak]

was said and done

[Jimbuna]

his tadger was tiny

[TarJak]

compared to a whale

[BossMark]

which is very large

[Reece]

if you really like

[BossMark]

things like that, which

[Jimbuna]

you would of course

[BossMark]

you would take great

[Jimbuna]

care not to dribble

[BossMark]

down your shirt because

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak keeps looking down

[BossMark]

so that he can

[Jimbuna]

suck up the overspill

[sidslotm]

and to think that

[Jimbuna]

nothing will be left

[BossMark]

so nothing as gone

[Herr-Berbunch]

sounds just like Vendor

[Jimbuna]

chewing on a wasp

[danasan]

to make up a

[BossMark]

for all that he

[Jimbuna]

wanted off santa claus

[Reece]

, btw, Vendor is quiet!

[Jimbuna]

he's on holiday.....hooray!! :O:

[Reece]

Jim decided to throw

[Jimbuna]

a bag of nuts

[Reece]

, Vendors, this hurt! later

[Jimbuna]

the new disc jockey

[Reece]

with a deeper voice

[Flaxpants]

played some 70's tunes

[Reece]

but not punk crap!

[Flaxpants]

said Reece, who felt

[BossMark]

rather sorry for himself

[Flaxpants]

as usual. After all,

[BossMark]

we are all very

[Reece]

much Dean Martin fans, so

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reece sang some Osmonds'

[BossMark]

songs one of them

[Reece]

was Herr-Berbunch's favorite. Later

[TarJak]

gallant subsim sailors sallied

[BossMark]

around the world so

[TarJak]

the word was spread

[Herr-Berbunch]

almost as quickly as

[Jimbuna]

like a thick jam

[BossMark]

sandwich which he had

[Reece]

scoffed down together with

[BossMark]

a nice pot of

[Reece]

hot Earl Grey tea

[BossMark]

which was greatly enjoyed

[Herr-Berbunch]

amongst only civilised people

[Feuer Frei!]

, whilst the primitives enjoyed

[Herr-Berbunch]

warm australian beer dregs

[BossMark]

which tastes like piss

[nikimcbee]

mixed with vegemite and

[Herr-Berbunch]

kangaroo poo. McBee also

[Jimbuna]

wanted to wear lipstick

[BossMark]

also eye shadow with

[Herr-Berbunch]

basque, stockings and heels





Damn not having Photoshop on my work PC anymore!!! That would be a good one to have done. :nope:

[Flaxpants]

just another evening for

[Jimbuna]

a walk at night

[Herr-Berbunch]

Niki at work and

[Jimbuna]

down on his knees

[BossMark]

to say will you

[Jimbuna]

marry Niki, Boss Mark?

[BossMark]

dont think are lass

[Jimbuna]

would mind, so yes

[BossMark]

oh dear I'm in

[Jimbuna]

a spot of bother

[Herr-Berbunch]

with both knocked up

[Jimbuna]

the chimney in memory

[nikimcbee]

of all of the

[Jimbuna]

flea ridden chimney sweeps

[Reece]

. Hopefully Niki and BossMark

[Bakkels]

will have no problems

[Reece]

with their marriage, but

[BossMark]

things may not work

[Jimbuna]

like a clockwork orange

[BossMark]

but it could be

[Reece]

a rough honeymoon night!

[Jimbuna]

on the back seat

[Reece]

of my brand new

[BossMark]

of my brand new

[Jimbuna]

which one is lying?

[Herr-Berbunch]

and who is on

[Jimbuna]

the top....and bottom

[TarJak]

of the sea with

[Feuer Frei!]

their weight belt and

[TarJak]

no air tanks, masks,

[Herr-Berbunch]

fairy wings and some

[TarJak]

tainted love delivered in

[Herr-Berbunch]

buckets by amorous McBee

[Feuer Frei!]

who, having been almost

[Herr-Berbunch]

ravaged by BossMark with

[Jimbuna]

the cool looking frock

[BossMark]

oh no not that

[Jimbuna]

said the local leper

[Bakkels]

while throwing his leg

[Reece]

into the air, BossMark

[Jimbuna]

passed out with fright

[Reece]

when Niki's tutu was

[Jimbuna]

worn by the vicar

[Reece]

this made BossMark jealous

[Flaxpants]

he had already shagged

[BossMark]

everything that had moved

[Flaxpants]

except the vicar obviously

[BossMark]

who would not have

[Flaxpants]

been a good ride

[Reece]

unless saddled up first

[Flaxpants]

in Reece's gimp outfit

[BossMark]

which was made up

[Flaxpants]

of old bin liners

[sidslotm]

with conveniant holes for

[Reece]

BossMark to place hands

[Flaxpants]

That sounds like Vendor

[BossMark]

who as not been

[Flaxpants]

that too in fact

[BossMark]

that he is not

[Reece]

around to defend himself

[BossMark]

so lets carry on

[Reece]

Vendor entered the stage

[BossMark]

and all he did

[Herr-Berbunch]

was turn around and

[BossMark]

do the hokey cokey

[Herr-Berbunch]

, what's all that about?

[Jimbuna]

if only we knew

[TarJak]

how to tie our

[Feuer Frei!]

lanyards and shoelaces then

[Reece]

we might be able

[Herr-Berbunch]

explain the details fully

[Rockstar]

to a group of

[Herr-Berbunch]

zombie subsimming aged ladies

[Reece]

that were exposing their

[Feuer Frei!]

wrinkled and spent old

[Herr-Berbunch]

ammunition shells, along with

[Feuer Frei!]

photos of their Husbands

[Herr-Berbunch]

dancing at Chez Reece

[Feuer Frei!]

. The dancing went well

[BossMark]

until someone made a

[Herr-Berbunch]

waitress eat a phal

[Jimbuna]

through fish net stockings

[BossMark]

which looked very nice

[Jimbuna]

to the chapati kid

[Herr-Berbunch]

after eleven pints of

[BossMark]

John Smiths best bitter

[Jimbuna]

and even more cobra

[BossMark]

which went down very

[sidslotm]

easy, causing his bladder

[Jimbuna]

to bust a gut

[BossMark]

which was then a

[Jimbuna]

lack of imaginative fervour

[BossMark]

but all was not

[Jimbuna]

as it should be

[BossMark]

so now we will

[Jimbuna]

simply add another post

[BossMark]

to this great thread

[Jimbuna]

of lies and deceit

[Herr-Berbunch]

all started by Jim. :yep:

[Reece]

A fire broke out

[Flaxpants]

in Jim's gazebo, the

[BossMark]

truth is coming out

[Reece]

, He broke wind near

[Flaxpants]

an unstable nuclear facility

[sidslotm]

causing the first known

[Flaxpants]

green atomic cloud which

[sidslotm]

which although sweet tasting

[Flaxpants]

smelt like a whores

[sidslotm]

the crowd cheered louder

[Reece]

then melted to a

[Flaxpants]

sort of gooey stuff

[Jimbuna]

usually attributed to cesspits

[Herr-Berbunch]

and other Sydney establishments

[Jimbuna]

that TarJak often frequents

[Herr-Berbunch]

to sleep in. Also

[Jimbuna]

there's an old saying

[Herr-Berbunch]

"Never poop on your...

[Jimbuna]

best friends picnic basket

[Rockstar]

on a sunny day

[Feuer Frei!]

for it shall steam

[Herr-Berbunch]

and attract the flies!"

[Feuer Frei!]

The flies were delirious

[Herr-Berbunch]

swarming around Feuer Frei!

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[Reece]

mainly the groin, phew!

[Herr-Berbunch]

They sure loved that

http://people.ucalgary.ca/%7Edmjacobs/prosem/fly.gif

[Reece]

especially after laying maggots

[Flaxpants]

in his left armpit

[Feuer Frei!]

which were replete after

[Jimbuna]

a good drinking session

[Herr-Berbunch]

full of milkshake and

[Jimbuna]

a strange tasting jelly

[Herr-Berbunch]

trifle, covered in little

[Jimbuna]

bits of cow dung

[BossMark]

which stunk the place

[Reece]

out causing a vomiting

[Herr-Berbunch]

flyfest in his bedroom.

[Reece]

Later, after dizzy spells,

[Flaxpants]

he wasn't dizzy anymore

[Reece]

only nauseous, he then

[BossMark]

passed out and became

[Jimbuna]

last of the mohicans

[Reece]

complete with mohawk and

[Jimbuna]

a broken down tomahawk

[Reece]

missile with nuclear warhead

[Jimbuna]

with spootted tail feather

[Reece]

out of control heading

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the kids in

[Jimbuna]

the playground playing hopscotch

[Herr-Berbunch]

whilst drinking neat scotch