The Four Word Story Game

[USS Drum]

which TarJak ate from

[Reece]

, regurgitated, then BossMark ate!!:O:

[TarJak]

Carbonated, unctuous noxious tonics

[Reece]

oozed down BossMark's gut

[BossMark]

which was very unnatural

[USS Drum]

considering he loved cake

[Reece]

and mud pies. Yesterday

[Jimbuna]

was the day before

[Reece]

Jim threw a tantrum

[Jimbuna]

over the cliff edge

[u crank]

then tried to fly

[Jimbuna]

in ever decreasing circles

[nikimcbee]

of bubbles. Jim clapped

[Jimbuna]

eyes on niki misbehaving

[nikimcbee]

, which was par for

[Jimbuna]

the latest newspaper scandal

[von Kinderei]

about USS DRUM and niki

[Jimbuna]

down at the ranch

[u crank]

which Reese arranged again

[von Kinderei]

for the fairy dance

[USS Drum]

"Right in Der Fuher's

[BossMark]

back garden and was

[Jimbuna]

a huge monumental success

[BossMark]

which Reece was so

[u crank]

excited he dropped his

[Jimbuna]

fly in the ointment

[USS Drum]

" Told the story teller

[Reece]

, but BossMark grabbed it

[nikimcbee]

saying "yeah, that's the

[Reece]

biggest one I've ever

[nikimcbee]

touched with ovenmits on

[Reece]

or off", now to

[u crank]

clean up this mess

[nikimcbee]

that Bossmark made while

[Reece]

playing with dirty things

[nikimcbee]

That Mister Bean kept

[u crank]

hidden in Reese's closet

[von Kinderei]

where he hid himself

[nikimcbee]

after a day of

[Reece]

dating von Kinderei who wanted

[TarJak]

Nikimcbee to see and

[Reece]

be jealous, he tried

[U570]

to listen to Kurt

[Flaxpants]

but found that intolerable

[BossMark]

because mcbee kept making

[Flaxpants]

grinding noises with his

[Jimbuna]

over active bowel disorder

[Reece]

untill it finally blew

[Jimbuna]

the flange cover off

[Flaxpants]

and sprayed its disgusting

[BossMark]

mess all over the

[u crank]

inside of Jim's car

[Flaxpants]

, where the chief inspector

[krashkart]

had begun his inspection

[BossMark]

of Jim's rear end

[Jimbuna]

checking bumper to bumper

[krashkart]

rubber baby buggy bumpers

[nikimcbee]

who type spam at

[u crank]

double the legal rate

[Jimbuna]

of knots for deceased

[BossMark]

which is very naughty

[Jimbuna]

in the urban jungle

[BossMark]

where Reece and TarJak

[krashkart]

swing from lamp posts

[u crank]

like drunken spam monkeys

[Jimbuna]

high on fruit juice

[von Kinderei]

yankin' each others monkeys :o

[Jimbuna]

using a monkey wrench

[krashkart]

to the dismay of

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM who was jealous

[nikimcbee]

of Tarjak's speedy chipmunk

[Jimbuna]

in the pink tutu

[von Kinderei]

which Reece shared proudly

[Jimbuna]

with the whole world

[u crank]

while dancing a jig

[U570]

but failed utterly where

[nikimcbee]

the chipmunk was supposed

[USS Drum]

. Back at the ranch

[u crank]

the chipmunk revolt began

[USS Drum]

, Reece was called in

[von Kinderei]

to calm USS DRUM down

[USS Drum]

cause he was overexcited

[krashkart]

about some unusual lights

[USS Drum]

, known as the Northern

[von Kinderei]

TarJak, u crank love lights

[krashkart]

Vampire Squid Light Show

[Flaxpants]

And on that note....

[Jimbuna]

they all began to sing

[u crank]

God save the queen

[krashkart]

while dressed as queens

[BossMark]

and running naked around

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM which excited him

[u crank]

while playing his banjo

[von Kinderei]

and doin' tap dancin'

[BossMark]

around a large pole

[USS Drum]

with the words inscribed

[nikimcbee]

"property of Reece." Bossmark

[u crank]

was offended because he

[nikimcbee]

was Geordie property. Nearly

[Jimbuna]

worth a minty chew

[nikimcbee]

of honey badger candy

[Jimbuna]

in a sticky wrapper

[nikimcbee]

which Reece had stuck

[Jimbuna]

up his left nostril

[Flaxpants]

to attract flies. His

[BossMark]

his right one was

[Flaxpants]

reserved for cocaine. Jim

[BossMark]

was not about his

[u crank]

usual habit of cosmetic

[BossMark]

surgery which Reece helped

[von Kinderei]

with the female warpaint

[Herr-Berbunch]

and suitable weekend attire

[u crank]

illegal in most countries

[Jimbuna]

apart from outer mongolia

[krashkart]

and parts of Minnesota

[BossMark]

and also Tyneside, which

[krashkart]

prefers traditional sandwich undergarments

[Jimbuna]

marinated in broon dog

[Rockstar]

savory slobber mixed with

[u crank]

WD40, brylcreem, and some

[BossMark]

antifreeze which adds all

[krashkart]

the recommended nutrients for

[von Kinderei]

the rust free pipes

[nikimcbee]

because you look at

[USS Drum]

them and say "What

[von Kinderei]

how's USS DRUM clean them

[USS Drum]

story going" then von Kinderei

[Reece]

kicked Reece in the

[BossMark]

nuts, he then went

[Flaxpants]

and told his mother

[Reece]

who slapped von Kinderei across

[BossMark]

the chest with a

[Jimbuna]

dirty old wet lettuce

[Reece]

found in a urinal

[Jimbuna]

in a nearby cesspit

[BossMark]

which was occupied by

[u crank]

Jim whose undercover operation

[Jimbuna]

was a huge success

[BossMark]

,so in celebration Jim

[Jimbuna]

spanked a white rabbit

[BossMark]

which was Reece's pet

[Jimbuna]

fantasy for many years

[USS Drum]

to come, jim then

[Reece]

kissed his mirror and

[u crank]

removed handcuffs from Bossmark

[USS Drum]

who loved handcuffs, because

[Reece]

he is a bit

[u crank]

kinky. Reese then skipped

[USS Drum]

u crank misspelling his name

[Reece]

Reece was shocked but

[BossMark]

then helped him to

[Reece]

handcuff Jim, struggling he

[Jimbuna]

called foe ten midgets

[BossMark]

which where lead by

[u crank]

a giant midget impersonator

[U570]

who owns a dash-hound

[TarJak]

skin coat, made from

[BossMark]

dash-hound of course

[u crank]

with rhinestone doodads and

[Jimbuna]

a pink fluffy collar

[TarJak]

made from pink fluffies

[Jimbuna]

from pink fluffy land

[BossMark]

where all the fluffies

[u crank]

are made by fluffingizmos

[Jimbuna]

and three legged turkeys

[BossMark]

from the three legged

[Jimbuna]

Bernard Mathews turkey farm

[BossMark]

in which Reece went

[Jimbuna]

every chance he got

[BossMark]

to go and sing

[USS Drum]

Das Boot the Opera

[u crank]

with his cowboy boots

[TarJak]

on his engorged head.

[USS Drum]

That was huge, because

[BossMark]

that's the way he

[Jimbuna]

was created at birth

[Reece]

unlike BossMark who was

[BossMark]

created by Frankenstein and

[Jimbuna]

soon became his bride

[u crank]

despite objections from USS Drum

[Jimbuna]

and his partner Pinnochio

[BossMark]

who where all jealous

[u crank]

and decided to boycott

[Jimbuna]

the nursery rhyme practice

[BossMark]

which Reece taunts every

[Jimbuna]

kid in the creche

[BossMark]

including USS Drum, whom

[Jimbuna]

everyone knew was deranged

[BossMark]

but was helped by

[Jimbuna]

a smelly dwarf leper

[u crank]

with two left feet

[BossMark]

and three hands with

[TarJak]

fingers on each toe

[Jimbuna]

and a ginger monkey

[The Enigma]

jumping on his head.

[Jimbuna]

The newly crowned king

[u crank]

toured his monkey kingdom

[Reece]

, the biggest ape BossMark

[USS Drum]

asked for ginger, a

[u crank]

a strange request considering

[USS Drum]

there where 2 As

[Reece]

they hugged, BossMark's hand

[USS Drum]

turned to slime, because

[Reece]

it was gangrenous and

[USS Drum]

and covered in cheese

[Reece]

that Jim gobbled up

[Jimbuna]

through a hunting horn

[u crank]

while riding side saddle

[krashkart]

on a bare naked

[von Kinderei]

USS DRUM who loved it :o

[Jimbuna]

in the horse box

[von Kinderei]

with electric cattle prods

[Jimbuna]

and hot branding irons

[krashkart]

and whipped cream topping :o

[u crank]

.This made Reece jealous

[Jimbuna]

as a vicarage cat

[BossMark]

with a bad hangover

[krashkart]

, because Reece wants BossMark

[u crank]

to join kinky adventures

[von Kinderei]

with USS DRUM and TarJak

[BossMark]

in a game of

[von Kinderei]

walkin' the plank sailor

[BossMark]

and TarJak went first

[von Kinderei]

Reece supplied the plank

[Jimbuna]

TarJak supplied the lipstick

[von Kinderei]

USS Drum supplied the gel

[Jimbuna]

and both were happy

[USS Drum]

USS Drum didn't like the

[von Kinderei]

2,200 volt cattle prods

[Reece]

neither did BossMark who

[von Kinderei]

preferred the 9,000 volts :o

[Reece]

this caused them to

[von Kinderei]

electify each others lives

[krashkart]

in delightful erotic fashion

[Reece]

when touching certain places

[u crank]

with their eyes closed

[Reece]

mouths puckered for a

[von Kinderei]

wet nasty tongue wrestlin'

[BossMark]

which ended in tears

[Reece]

when TarJak slapped BossMark

[USS Drum]

in his butt, hoping

[U570]

he didn't have pepper

[Jimbuna]

spray to retaliate with

[Flaxpants]

unfortunately he did have,

[Reece]

hitting TarJak in the

[u crank]

caboose which made him

[Reece]

furious but sexually aroused

[u crank]

as he eyed Flaxpants

[Reece]

licking his chops and

[Flaxpants]

and admiring Flaxpants' fantastic