The Four Word Story Game

[Herr-Berbunch]

running along Byker Grove

[Jimbuna]

on a kiddies skateboard

[Rockstar]

wearing only a tiny

[Herr-Berbunch]

pair of swimming goggles

[Reece]

with private parts swinging

[Herr-Berbunch]

from his nose ring

[Reece]

giving an air of

[krashkart]

audacious professionalism. He picked

[Reece]

his nose and flicked

[Legionary74]

it at a cow

[Jimbuna]

peeing on the loo

[TarJak]

seat with a bladder

[Reece]

the size of Jim's

[TarJak]

right nipple, his extended

[Jimbuna]

forceps soon took hold

[Reece]

of TarJak's swollen pair

[TarJak]

of smelly woollen socks.

[Jimbuna]

In the good old

[Herr-Berbunch]

days he would have

[Jimbuna]

worn a woolen hat

[Herr-Berbunch]

as contraception, but these

[Jimbuna]

days a crash helmet

[Rockstar]

strapped on to his

[Jimbuna]

left ankle should suffice

[TarJak]

as a cooking implement.

[nikimcbee]

Now covered in curry,

[TarJak]

Reece and Vendor both

[nikimcbee]

wrestled like greco-roman

[TarJak]

statues glued to each

[Herr-Berbunch]

other's nose, whilst also

[Jimbuna]

sucking on each others

[Herr-Berbunch]

melting lollipops, and shoving

[TarJak]

bowling balls up each

[Jimbuna]

trouser leg in preparation

[Herr-Berbunch]

for the festivities due

[Jimbuna]

about any time now

[Reece]

for Reece's birthday today!

[TarJak]

"Happy Birthday!" shouted everyone

[Reece]

raising their index finger

[TarJak]

up their noses, depositing

[Jimbuna]

a snot or two

[TarJak]

in each others ears.

[Jimbuna]

Someone bought a packet

[Flaxpants]

of King Size condoms

[Herr-Berbunch]

to fit Herr-Berbunch's thingy





:D

[Reece]

but it was loose

[Herr-Berbunch]

in the blow-up doll

[TarJak]

exploding covering Berbunch with

[Reece]

a sticky gooey substance!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

which he gobbled up

[nikimcbee]

like a kiwi on

[Jimbuna]

a hot tin roof

[Reece]

, mmmm! yummy that was

[Flaxpants]

really salty, he said

[TarJak]

linking his lips laciviously

[Flaxpants]

-and licking them also

[nikimcbee]

, but the ferret said

[TarJak]

"Want beer with salty

[Flaxpants]

jizz for half dollar?"

[Jimbuna]

"Yes please" said Reece

[Flaxpants]

"mines a double thanks"

[Herr-Berbunch]

said Jim, paying up

[Admiral8Q]

his dime and lint

[Jimbuna]

now he was skint

[Flaxpants]

though not as poor

[TarJak]

as Flaxpants' cat which

[Flaxpants]

only has one eye

[TarJak]

but still plays drums

[Flaxpants]

with his one leg

[TarJak]

for Blind Tiger, heavy

[Flaxpants]

metal legends throughout western

[TarJak]

Woolloomoolloo, where the music

[Flaxpants]

is like the women-

[Herr-Berbunch]

fast and deep, or

[TarJak]

shallow and slow without

[Herr-Berbunch]

thoughts for anyone else

[Jimbuna]

apart from the eunuchs

[Herr-Berbunch]

that Flaxpants pays to

[TarJak]

Polish his silver knob

[Herr-Berbunch]

, which is Australian for...

[Rockstar]

meet me in the

[Herr-Berbunch]

dunny, you filthy beast

[Jimbuna]

of burden, take me

[Herr-Berbunch]

down to Paradise City

[Jimbuna]

where the girls are

[Rockstar]

hard working and professional

[Jimbuna]

rugby players in drag

[Rockstar]

all first row hookers

[Herr-Berbunch]

from the local cinema

[Jimbuna]

located in the dock

[Herr-Berbunch]

just opposite the judge

[Jimbuna]

in his silk stockings

[Herr-Berbunch]

while sitting on TarJak's

[TarJak]

bar stool drinking milk

[Herr-Berbunch]

taken from some cow

[TarJak]

infected with mad cow

[Jimbuna]

and mental deficiency disease

[Herr-Berbunch]

and attended alcoholics anonymous

[Jimbuna]

for incontinent Somalian leprechauns

[Rockstar]

giving 'Australian kisses' to

[Jimbuna]

TarJak and his sheep

[Herr-Berbunch]

that he usually ssssshhhhh...ears

[Jimbuna]

with his bare teeth

[Herr-Berbunch]

just before getting intimate

[Jimbuna]

with the local kangaroo

[Herr-Berbunch]

before being told, "Hoppit"!

[Jimbuna]

by the blind badger

[TarJak]

Jimbuna whose toe jam

[krashkart]

became completely self aware

[nikimcbee]

while jumping up and

[Jimbuna]

down on a trampoline

[krashkart]

in an octopus' garden

[Jimbuna]

in the Sinai Desert

[Rockstar]

while holding on to

[krashkart]

a delicious meatloaf pastry

[Rockstar]

served on a dirty

[TarJak]

thong. Massed debates abound

[nikimcbee]

regarding Jim's pet anaconda

[Rockstar]

he loves hiding between

[TarJak]

the sheets of his

[krashkart]

complimentary moist towelettes. When

[TarJak]

Krashkart kissed Nikimcbee on

[nikimcbee]

pink, heart shaped, vibrating

[krashkart]

"I tell no secrets!",

[nikimcbee]

Chapter Forty: Kiwi surprise!

[Rockstar]

that drink washes down

[Flaxpants]

like sump oil, great

[Herr-Berbunch]

to wash away the

[Jimbuna]

seed of another man

[Herr-Berbunch]

, delicious, gargled Nikimcbee, gratefully.

[Jimbuna]

"Just like swallowing oysters"

[TarJak]

of the prairie variety

[Herr-Berbunch]

gimme more, more, more!

[Jimbuna]

well open up wide

[Herr-Berbunch]

, no, wider than that,

[Jimbuna]

move your tongue over

[TarJak]

the rough surface of

[Jimbuna]

a wombats unshaven testicle

[Herr-Berbunch]

but please don't bite

[krashkart]

my precious titanium spork. :hmph:

[Jimbuna]

It came to pass

[Herr-Berbunch]

after weeks of constipation

[Jimbuna]

that consuming chocolate raisins

[krashkart]

in massive quantities will

[Schwieger]

weigh down many U-Boats

[Jimbuna]

when full of nuts

[krashkart]

and covered with nougat

[nikimcbee]

made of vegemite and

[Jimbuna]

a little ice cream

[nikimcbee]

Tarjak giggled as he

[Reece]

gobbled the concoction down

[TarJak]

the sink. Marsupials mating

[Flaxpants]

always fascinated krashkart, who

[nikimcbee]

likes to watch and

[krashkart]

ponder his own navel

[TarJak]

oranges, bananas and plums

[Flaxpants]

are useful whilst mating

[krashkart]

two miter joints together

[TarJak]

with Northumbrian beer and

[Flaxpants]

windowlene. Sometime later, TarJak

[TarJak]

replenished his ammunition, shot

[Flaxpants]

three rounds into Vendor

[Jimbuna]

making everyone laugh hysterically

[Herr-Berbunch]

, utterly shocking the barman

[Reece]

by dropping his pants

[Jimbuna]

and facing the nun

[Herr-Berbunch]

-loving Reece, who grabbed

[TarJak]

his balls and ran

[Herr-Berbunch]

around looking for Vendor

[TarJak]

who'd left with Berbunch

[Herr-Berbunch]

to seek classy girls

[Reece]

with a hairy pair

[Herr-Berbunch]

golden retrievers, and a

[TarJak]

penchant for naked ambition

[Herr-Berbunch]

except a fur coat

[Jimbuna]

clad Irish catholic priest

[Herr-Berbunch]

who taught Jim privately ;)

[Jimbuna]

secrets of centre partings

[Herr-Berbunch]

into which he inserted




:nope:

[Jimbuna]

his penny for heaven

[Herr-Berbunch]

and swore to secrecy

[Jimbuna]

the old mother superior

[Herr-Berbunch]

who pinned him down

[krashkart]

under her tremendous bosoms

[Jimbuna]

and then pounded away

[Reece]

with his fists until

[TarJak]

he found spanish onions

[Rockstar]

in a bag between

[krashkart]

her thumb and forefinger

[TarJak]

next to her fivefinger

[Reece]

between the scrotum and

[Flaxpants]

the colostomy bag which

[nikimcbee]

Jim found a magic

[TarJak]

warthog made from ebony

[Reece]

that he mounted with

[TarJak]

a horse. Presentable paraphenalia

[Flaxpants]

befuddles even the most

[nikimcbee]

skill and grace. Tarjak

[Flaxpants]

inflated his enormous toy

[nikimcbee]

koala that vibrates when

[Reece]

rubbing firmly with warm

[nikimcbee]

split pea soup with

[TarJak]

gum leaves and tea

[nikimcbee]

. When listening to Pink

[TarJak]

Flamingoes delving beaks deep

[Flaxpants]

into the waters of

[Herr-Berbunch]

a kiddies paddling pool

[krashkart]

one must always remember

[Herr-Berbunch]

electricity and water don't

[krashkart]

mix well with wombats

[Herr-Berbunch]

when wearing leather trousers

[Rockstar]

designed for an octopus

[Herr-Berbunch]

who licks its tentacles

[nikimcbee]

. Suddenly the sharktopus grabbed

[Jimbuna]

a bucket of sewage

[TarJak]

stowed in the fartlocker

[Herr-Berbunch]

in Rockstar's car port

[Jimbuna]

underneath his washing machine

[Rockstar]

where we find Herr-Berbunch

[TarJak]

quietly mumbling whilst tinkering

[Reece]

with TarJak's fartlocker, then

[TarJak]

rythmically rimming Reece's ringhole.

[Reece]

TarJak's rimming has caused

[TarJak]

reductions in greenhouse gases

[Rockstar]

after removing the mouse

[TarJak]

from Reece's mouth but

[Reece]

inserted then into TarJak's.

[Flaxpants]

"That is disgusting!" cried

[Herr-Berbunch]

TarJak's obviously gay boyfriend





:har:

[krashkart]

nikimcbee, who promptly unzipped

[Herr-Berbunch]

TarJak's dress and began

[TarJak]

making cocktails for all.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Drinking from TarJak's rear!


:nope:

[TarJak]

is not permitted. Subjective

[Herr-Berbunch]

replies hint at being

[TarJak]

relentlessly renovating reversible raincoats

[Jimbuna]

otherwise known as flasher macs

[Herr-Berbunch]

that TarJak wears to

[Jimbuna]

excite the local vicar

[Herr-Berbunch]

during afternoon tea at

[Jimbuna]

the local whore house

[Herr-Berbunch]

where TarJak turns tricks

[Rockstar]

notice how this game

[Herr-Berbunch]

suddenly makes more sense

[Jimbuna]

now that a certain

[Reece]

member has taken a

[Herr-Berbunch]

trip without internet access

[Rockstar]

and got high on

[krashkart]

Life cereal? What kind

[Herr-Berbunch]

of doofus writes cereal